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Lemon Rebellion

 

By Taro MD and Andrew J. Talon

 

 

Pairing: Bubblegum Crash

 

Chapter 3 - The Death of an Otaku...

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(Taro) Moving right along on the L.R bandwagon, we give you this newest chapter from Taro MD full of comedy and guaranteed violence plus a guaranteed death in the chapter.

 

I know I isn't the best writer out there, there's a lot of writers out there that can do better sex scenes. And for my writing style there's nothing wrong with it. However I'm having trouble uploading them onto Media miner so if it's gone wrong blame the site.

 

But I always try to bring something original to an already packed buffet table and this is one of them, so ANYWAY I hope you enjoy reading this.

 

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The Knight Sabers famous for their brand of robot ass-kicking, return from another night of saving Megatokyo from the forces of evil, as they are currently in the showers getting clean. Basically they were rubbing themselves in soap in the most lucrative fashion, covering vital areas with the suds as meanwhile one of the Knight Sabers Linna Yamazaki turned her head towards another member and her good friend Priss Asagiri who was rubbing the bar of soap over her in a very rauchy way.

 

"Priss?"

 

"Yeah what is it Linna?"

 

"Can you wash my back?"

 

"Sure."

 

Priss then rubbed the soap into Linna's back in a provocative way and this only lasted for about 10 minutes as the shower continued on and on until they all were cleaned.... obviously someone wasn't going to be happy.

 

"CUT CUT CUT!!!!"

 

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In an instant your typical average otaku loving but angry author appeared and he was obviously pissed.

 

"That was not part of the script; you're all supposed to have a Lesbian Orgy!" Nearby Mackie, Sylvia's little brother pouted at the thought of his love, his older sister and their friends all in an orgy but all four knight sabers just glared at the otaku.

 

"Well we aren't going to do what you say." Nene just sticksher tongue out rudely as Linna agreed as well. She obviously has feelings for Mackie but she was tired of being portrayed as a carpet muncher especially on Shoujo-Ai sites

 

"We're tired of often being portrayed as lesbians, have you seen some of the fan fictions out there, they have me paired with Sylia!" Priss growled as the others agreed with her as the clam leader of the group approached the geeky author.

 

"Your going to have to like move onto something else for your fan-fictions, we're tired of being used as sex objects so good day." She turned as the otaku author began to get pissed off... so he then had an idea as he began to head towards Linna who was getting uncomfortable already.

 

"Hey Linna how about you and me somewhere...." Priss nearby was getting VERY pissed off, no perverted otaku creep is going to chat up to her friend and secret crush especially that she likes Leon a lot but anyway she didn't like how the author is making Leena nervous.

 

"Leave me alone creep!"

 

"Come on Linna, you know you want to..."

 

"No I said leave me alone..." Priss then just about had enough so she grabbed the creepy otaku and dragged him towards one of the Knight sabers launch tubes, obviously he knew what was going to happen to him so he started to panic.

 

"NO I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO DIE...."

 

"Shut up, you deserve to die.... you perverted FREAK!" She then pressed the button that closed the tube as immediately the otaku was quickly launched in the air kind of like a gun when fired.

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......."

 

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The otaku was launched so fast that not even knew the sabers were heading for, just as this moment Leon was driving his new police vehicle back to his flat after a boring day at the office.

 

"Oh well time to head back home...." Suddenly the otaku author was falling towards Leon's car just as the cop spotted the rapidly falling author was going down so fast that Leon only looked up to see the danger.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"HOLY SHIT!" Leon jumped out of his car just as the otaku collided with the car causing an explosion that totally destroyed both Otaku and Leon's car and speaking of which he was absolutely surprised and was pissed that his newest car.

 

"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED THIS MONTH!"

 

Nothing much can be said from that really.

 

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Watching from the shadows of the Knight Saber's shower-room emerged the author of this fan fiction as he was not only surprised but glad that the perverted otaku was killed as well.

 

"It seems that this rebellion has spread to this universe as well.... something is obvious going on." He then disappeared within a blink of an eye as the chapter comes to an end.

 

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The End... nah not really, just... TO BE CONTINUED!

 

(Taro) This is probably what happens when you abuse the characters in any lemon, you get your arse kicked. Anyway the lemon rebellion continues on and on in the next chapter!

 

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