Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ THE BIRTH OF GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!!!!! ❯ THE BIRTH OF GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

On the distant planet OtakuSei, 2 OtakuJin who loved each other goed *WHAMWHAMWHAM* 1 nite & laid an egg that hatched in-2 GOOMBA MAGI MECHA ICHA NACHA ZIP ZONK ZORK AK-AK ZOKO RYUU NEKO DOMO ARIGATO BENJO, or GOOMBA BENJO 4 short. (that's me!!!!!!!!!!!) Unbenownst 2 them, this new kid had powers far beyond there own. 4 so u c, a few space-years later, a weird-looking OtakuJin camed 2 me.

Weird-looking OtakuJin: "GOOMBA MAGI MECHA ICHA NACHA ZIP ZONK ZORK AK-AK ZOKO RYUU NEKO DOMO ARIGATO BENJO: U have been chosen 2 hold the power of the Ancient Mystic Power of the MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!"

He said & handed me the Holy Kaizer Scepter! He also handed me a weird-looking cloke, it was black, & had a picture of a planet with a H in it. I putted on the cloke.

Me: "WTH is this?!"

Weird-looking OtakuJin: "That is the Holy Kaizer Scepter. U can now do anything U want 2!!!! Especially fight evil!!!"

Me: "WOWZERS! REALLY!!?!?!?!?!"

Weird-looking OtakuJin: "Yes. Sayonara."

He left.

Me: "Cool. The Holy Kaizer Scepter. SHWEET!!!!!!"

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So, I wuz walking along the street, when I heard a HUGE explosion & sawed a giant flash of brite lite!! I ran 2 the source 2 c what it was! In the middle of the central park, there waz a ~GIGANTIC MONSTER!!!~ The Monster was huge & green, with 100 tentacles!! All the kids screamed when they sawed it! They all ran!

Tento Maniac: "ROAR! I M TENTO MANIAC!! ROAR! I WANT 2 EAT EVERYTHING!!!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!"

It than ran off towards the city! This spelled disaster!!!

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Meanwhile, in the city, Tento Maniac had just gotted there!! He sawed a group of 6 young pretty OtakuJin schoolgirlz with long hair & big breasts & short skirts. He sneaked up behide them!

Tento Maniac: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRR!!!!!! I M TENTO MANIAC & IM GONNA EAT U AFTER I DO U!!!! RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"

All the 6 girls screamed & raned!! Tento maniac gave chase & eventualy caughtted them!! They screamed & screamed as Tento Maniac ripped & teared of there cute outforms & starred @ there big brests & fresh pussy! He used 6 of his tentacles 2 stick in-2 there pussys & taked them virginity. The girls all screamed more as he fuck them sensless! He them also tooked 12 more tentalces & used them in their ass's & mouthz! (AN: 6+6=12, in case u didn't not know ^_^) It waz really disgusting 4 the girls, what being fucked like this & such like that. Goomba sqeezed their giganticbreasts ass he climaxsed all over the place with the girlz!!

Tento Maniac: "HA HAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! NO I EAT U!!!!!!!"

Girls: "AAAAAAAAAAHHH PLEEZE DON"T EAT US!!!!!!"

Tento Manaic: "OK."

he dropped the girls & walked (crawled?! O_o) off. All the horny guys goed up 2 the girls & batted off!

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I used my powerz of flight 2 fly off 2 the city! When I gotted there, it had destroyed a truckload of buildingz, & had raped all the pretty girls there! Seriously! There were dead bleeding guys & naked girls soaked in cum EVERYWHERE! The OtakuSei Army waz already there, firing al sortz of weaponry, such as Plasma Charges, Electro-Blasters, & Atom Crushers. But, Tento Maniac sawwed me!

Tento Maniac: "OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! SO U THINK U CAN DESTROY ME?!?!!?"

Me: "Yes, I can destory u!! Watch me!"

I raised my Holy Kaizer Scepter!

Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: Entrap Tento Maniac with a Energy Bubble!"

& it did. Tento Maniac couldn't move!

Tento Manaic: "AAAARRGGH! I CANT MOVE!!!"

I then raised my HKS (Holy Kaizer Scepter) 1 more time...

Me: "CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC KKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-.....HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Holy Kaizer Scepter fired a HUGE Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha (that's a Kame-Hame-Ha like on Dragonball Zee, except it's fired from a scepter, & is a HUGE blast of cosmic energy) rite @ Tento Maniac, blowing him up 2 smithereens!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I HATE U!!!!!!"

Then he dyed! Every-1 in the City cheered out!

City: "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!"

Me: "WOWZERS!! This is quite a powerful tool I have hear!"

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Over the next few months, I fighted lots of evil things, such as criminals! After a while, things got really really boring!

Me: "The hell with fighting crime! I'M THE STUPID STINKIN' HENTAI KAIZER!! I SHOULD B DOING HENTAI STUFF!!!!"

So I did! I waz able 2 control the wind, so I did, & blowed up womans skirts! I also used X-RAY VISION 2 peep in-2 the girl'z bathrooms! I also then did lots of hentai stuff like that, & much much more! Then 1 fathfull day, I decided 2 go 2 another planet 2 fight crime & evil there! I readed on a poster of the weird-ass planet than u humons called EARTH! I decided 2 go there! So I packed up all my stuff in a genuine leather suitcase (my Holy Kaizer Scepter would count as a carry-on) & goed 2 the Official OtakuSei Launch Base, & I bot a ticket 4 a rocketship bounded 4 Earth! I gotted on a 1st Class seat & The rocketship taked off! I listened 2 the beautiful flite attendant'z speech on saftey, then I opened up a volume of the Otaku Hentai Review (Comix comix comix Nothing but hentai comix 4 me^_^) L8r, I wuz bored out of my mind!! I called up the beautiful flite attendant. She was a gorejess green-furred neko-girl from NekohantosSei!

Flight attendant: "Yes, sir?!"

Me: "HEY! DO WE GET FREE PEANUTS & A MOVIE!?"

Flight attendant: "Rite away, sir!"

& she brought me some peanuts & a hentai flim! The film was "Big Tentacled Squidmen & The Planet of EnemaSei"! The beautiful flight attendant watched me with grate interest as I munched down the peanuts & gotted hot watching the movie! I batted off while eating the peanuts & watching the movie! After the movie, I was all messy, so she goed 2 get me a towel. (How sweet of her ^_^) She camed back & cleaned me up!

Flite attendent: "My name is Nuku Ukun Lufituaeb, & U r quit attracive 2 me!"

Me: "WOAH, REALLY!?!?"

Nuku: "Yes, your cock looks nice & sexy! Wanna hump me ass with it?"

Me: "OK".

We then goed in-2 the bathroom & I taked off my cloke & she pulled down her skirt (no pantys...hmmm) & then I pushed my BIG cock into her tite little ass & fucked her silly.

Nuku: "OW! OH YES! OW! OH YES! YOUR SOOO BIG!!"

Me: "I sure m!"

I also played with her hard breasts & nipples through her open shirt while she fingered her self with her pussy.

Me: "WAAAAAA"

Nuku: "YEEEEEEEE"

We cummed & cum gotted everyplace.

Me: "That was good!"

Nuku: "It sure was! I wish u could do my pussy, butt I want 2 save that 4 a speshul ocasion!"

Me: "Oh, that alrite. I'm tired, anyhows."

I then goed back 2 my chair & falled asleep.

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233 star-hours, later, I woked up. We had stopped @ a space-station! I got on-2 the station & goed pee-pee in the potty & buyed some suvineerz. then I gotted back on-2 the rocketship. The rocketship started up back up towards Earth! 1/2-way there,I was REALLY impashent! I wanted 2 get 2 Earth! ~NOW~!!! I goed 2 the bridge.

Me: "R we quite there??"

The captain looked @ me. She was a sexy gall, all right!! SWhe hadded blond hair & blue eyez & 3 breassts! She was also looked very strong.

Venusian captain: "No, we aren't, handsome."

Me: "Make us go faster."

Venussian captain: "I mite make us go faster if u make sweet luv 2 me!"

Me: "All RIGHT! AOK!! ^_^"

I then followed the Venusian captain 2 her quarterz & I layed down on her bed! I got naked & she taked off her sexy pretty jumpsuit ( u could see her nipples & everything!) & I loved the site of her! She had 2 pussys! & they were shaved, 2!

Me:"WOWZERS! U HAAVE 2 PUSSYS?!?"

Venusian captain: Yes, I do"

She got down on-2 me & I fucked her in 1 of her 2 pussys while playing & liking with her 3 breasts.

Venusian captain: "OHH WOW YES!!!!"

She moaned & groaned. I cummed, then switched 2 her other pussy. Butt unfortunatly, she was a virgin in that hole, & she screamed & bled.

Venusian captain: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "Sorry."

I pumped until we both cummed.

Me: "WOWWWWWWWW!!!"

Venusian captain: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA!!!!"

We gotted up & getted dressed again.

Venusian captain: "OK, we'll go faster."

The ship speeded up, & b-4 u knowed it, we were orbiting EARTH! HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Venusian captain: "U can go down in a shuttle spfeer while we go back 2 Venus."

Me: "Oh, all rite".

I did, & it was a ruff ride thru your planet's atmosphere! I crash landed in the place u humons call "Japan." I got out & looked around 4 a while. The food was gr8! The sites was cool! I sawed Tokyo Tower, the Imperial Gardenz, Maji Shrine, & lots of video game makers! I especially like your ANIME! Anime rocks ass!! I especially liked "Sailor Moon" & "Dragonball Zee" & "Ranma 1/2"!! But in all actuality, ALL the anime is great!! WOWZERS!!!!!! But suddenly, there was a loud noise coming from somewhere around the Nerima districkt! I flewed off 2 there 2 c what wuz going on!

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Meanwhile, @ the Hikawa Temple.....

Rei was meditating in front of the Great Holy Fire.

Rei: "Uh-oh."

She gotted out her henshin stick (hee hee heh ^_^).

Rei: "MARS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"

She becamed Sailor Mars & ranned off 2 the city! Just then, a short old man with no hair walked in-2 the temple, & saw that his grand-dautter was no longer there!

Rei's Granpa: "HAY! Where Rei go!?!"

He looked @ the brite burning fire.

Rei's Granpa: "Ah screw her. I wonder what's going on in the newz 2-day...."

He looked @ the fire, & began an ancient chant.

Rei's Granpa: "Aka Orinjuu Kiro Midori Aoi Murasaki ShiroKuro Momo-iro SHISH KOOM BAH!!!"

Just then, the flames turned 2 niji colors & engulfed him!

Rei's Granpa: "WTH!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

There was an explosion, & then in Rei's Granpa's place, there was a short guy with dark battle-armor & a green shiled & sword! It was Rei's Granpa, & with kick-ass battle abilities!

Rei's Granpa: "OH, MY GODDESS!! WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME!!???? I fell...stronger!! I'M GONNA GO & KICK SOME EVIL YOUMA BUTT!!!!!!!"

He engaged his rocket jetz & flew off, following S. Mars!

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Meanwhile, in Nerima, a boy wearing a bandana waz super-lost!!

Ryouga: "Where the fuck on Earth m I!?!!?"

Then he sawed Tento Maniac!

Tento Maniac: "RROOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!"

Ryouga was scared!!

Tento Maniac: "I M TENTO MANIAC!!!! I WANT 2 EAT U!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"

Ryouga: "Not if I can help it!! SHISHI HOUKOU-DAN!!!!!"

He fired a Ki blast @ Tento Manic!! It missed!

Tento Maniac: "TENTO BEAM!!!!!!"

It goed right 4 Ryouga, but he jumped ut of the way!!

Ryouga: "UUHHH bye bye!!"

He ran off! Butt that battle had made Tento Maniac horny!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! I'M HONRY!!!!!!!"

He looked around 4 a girl 2 hump! Ass luck wood have it, he sawed a cute & sexy girl with blue hair & eyez!

Tento Maniac: "HAHHA!! I M TENTO MANIAC!!! I WANT U!!!!! RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ami: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!! MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"

The girl transformed in-2 Sailor Mercury!

Sailor Mercury: "SHABON SPRAYYYY!!!!!!!"

The hole place becmaed enfilled with mist & haze!! Tento-Maniac couldnt' c!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!! WTH!!?!?!?! I CAN'T C A &^%$ THING!!!!!!"

Sailor Mercury: "MERCURY AQUA RAPSODYYY!!!!!"

A huge blast of water & ice blasted Tento Manaic!!

Tento Maniac: "YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! THAT HURTED!! U'LL PAY!!"

He opened his big mouth & inhlaed all the haze & mist! Now he could c better!

Sailor Mercury: "Oh-No!"

Tento Maniac: "NOW I GOT U!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!"

Sailor Mars: "NOT SO FAST!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "WTF!?!?!"

Tento Maniac & Sailor Mercury looked in another direction! It wuz Sailor Mars!

Sailor Mars: "I M Sailor Mars, & I will destroy u in the name of Mars!!"

Tento Maniac: "OH YEAH?! TRY ME!!!"

Sailor Mars: "Aw right FLAME SNIPER!!!"

She shooted a Flame Sniper @ Tento Maniac! It hitted him!!

Tento Maniac: "OWWWW!!! KIAI-HO!!!!"

Tento Maniac shotted a beam from his eyes @ S. Mars! The bream hitted Sailor Mars & knocked her out!!

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Meanwqhile, elsewhere....

Minako was over @ Makoto's house, & they where naked & licking each other's pussys!!

Minako: "OOHHHHH MAKOCHAN U SO GOOD!!!"

Makoto: "YES YOUR GOOD AS ALSO, MINAKOCHAN!!!"

Just then suddenly, they a voice cried out "TENTO BEAM!!!" followed by an explosion whose shaking that caused them 2 cum early!!

Makoto: "AAAAAhhhh WTFH!!!??!?!?!?!?!!?"

Minako: "Shit, I didnt not enjoy that orgasim!! Stupid baka runied it!!!"

Makoto: "Lettuce teach them a lesson they will not fogret!! JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"

Minako: "VENUS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"

They becamed Sailor Jupiter & Venus! They ranned off!!

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Back 2 me.....

I was flying towards the sound of the explosion, when I happend 2 looks down & c that a hentai flick was playing @ the theater! How could I resist?! ^_^

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Back @ the battle site....

Sailor Mars was still out cold. (Heh heh Get it? Hot..cold.?!) Sailor Mercury was desperately firing her Mercury Aqua Rapsodys & her Shine Aqua Illusions like crazy.

Tento Maniac: "KIAI-HO!!!!"

Tento Maniac fired another Kiai-Hou @ Mercury, also making hr unconshes!

Tento Maniac: "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAA WHO DA MAN!?!?? MEEEEE!!!!!!"

He picked up Sailorz Mercury & Mars, & holded them by there legs, upsidedown! Their skirts goed up on them, & Tento Maniac could c their pantys!! Butt, also just then, a strange old little mna carrying a bulging (heh heh heeee!! ^_^) sack (HA HA HAAA...! sumimasen ^_^) walked by & seed Tento Maniac!

Happosai: "WOAH!!"

Then he also seed the girls with thir pantys shwoing!!

Happosai: "HEY! SWEET-OH!!!" ^_^

Sailor Mercury & Sailor Mars: "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! HELP HELP HELPHELPHELP!!!!!!"

Happosai: "Can I have those pantys if I help u??"

Sailor Mars: "EEEEWWW! NO WAY U HENTAI!!"

Happosai: "Ok, fine then. get raped & plundered by that ugly thing. Shows what I care. He's gonna rip those poor pantys 2 get em off u!!! Y, seeing precious & beautiful undergarmentz ripped 2 shreds is sumthing I just cannot bare 2 c!! Butt if u care more about you're dignity more than u care about you purity, go on & b defilled! Hpmh!!"

Sailor Mercury: ALLRIGHTALLRIGHT WE'LL GIVE U R PANTYS IF U HELP US!!!!"

Happosai: "NOW WERE TALKIN!! ALL RIGHTY THEN!!!"

Happosai charged up a fire-works!

Happosai: "HAPPO DAI-KA-RIN!!"

He tossed 1 of his fire-works @ Tento Maniac! It striked him in the head, cutting off a tentacle he hadded on his head! (useful 4 when he wantz 2 suck himself off^_^)

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! U SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET U 4 THAT!!!!!!!!!!"

Happosai: "Aw, dang-it."

Sailor Mercury & Sailor Mars: "AAAAAAHHHH! HURRY HURRY PLEEEZE!!"

Happosai: "SHUT UP GIRLS!, I Doing the best I can! Guesss I'll have 2 bring out my big guns...heh heh.."

He raised his arm in the air, & formed a round disk of Ki!

Happosai: "KI-EN-ZAN!!!"

He tossed the disk @ Tento Maniac, but it missed & spun-flewed away, in the other direction!

Happosai: "Crappers, I alwayz screw that move up."

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Meanwhile, Sailor Jupiter & Sailor Venus saw the Ki-En-Zan fly over their heads, & they figured that their friends must b in trouble! The runned faster!

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Rei's Granpa waz still flying towards the battle. Since he cannot c very well @ his age, it is near impossible 4 him 2 use his built-in blue scouter.

Rei's Granpa: "Rats rats & double rats....I wish I could c better...Where the hell can a monster b!!?"

Just then, he sensed a disk of Ki energy flying towards him!! Luckily, he coughted the disk in his handz!

Rei's Granpa: "ABSORBENCE!!"

He absorbed the Ki, & he flet it corse thru his body!! He felt a incredible transformation!! His eyes opend & he could c well! He also got more musclular!!

Rei's Granpa: "WOAH KEWL!!!"

He flew off faster 2 the fite!

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Back @ the battle.....

Sailor Mercury & Sailor Mars were still hanging around (ha ha) & Happosai was think about how 2 beat this thing, thus allowing him free pantys.

Happosai: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........."

Tento Maniac: "GOD-DAMN IT, HURRY UP, GRAMPS!! I ~have~ other things on my skedule, ya know!"

Sailor Mercury: "EVERY-1'S SEEING @ MY PANTYS!!! HURRY!!"

Happosai: "Hmmmm....May-b...."

He walked up 2 Tento Maniac's groin & delivered a swift kick 2 his croutch!

Tento Maniac: "OWWWWWW!!! HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Gomen, Old Man, but I don't ~have~ balls!! MY cum comes from a huge organ in my gut that'z cwishened by fat!! Nice try, though."

Happosai was completely out of ideas!

Happosai: "Uhh, listen..uh..."

Tento Maniac: "Tento Maniac. my name's Tento Maniac".

Happosai: "Listen Mr. ManiacSan, can u save their bra & pantys when u rape them?? I'll get em later."

Sailor Mercury & Sailor Mars woulda face-vaulted if they were on the ground.

Tento Maniac: "OH, Alright, deal."

Happosai: "Domo Arigato."

He walked off, & sat down in a curb 2 watch the action.

Tento Maniac: "ALLRITE, LET GET BUS-AAAAAYYY!!!!"

Sailor Mercury & Sailor Mars: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac ripped off there skirtz & carefully slid of there pantys & tossed them 2 Happosai. He catched em in his sack!

Happosai: "SWEET-OH!!!"

Sailor Mecury & Sailor MArs: "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac looked @ their naked pussys & asss. He then ripped off their top fukus & tossed their bras 2 Happosai!

Happosai: "DOUBLE SWEET-OH!!!"

Happosai: Then sawed the naked girlz, so he pulled out his cock & began 2 slowly bat off! Tento Maniac took 4 tentacles & sucked on the girlz' breasts!

Sailor Mercury & Sialor MArs: "EEEEEEEEEEWwwwwww!!!!!"

Small toungs likced their now-hard nipples. Another tenacle snaked down 2 S. Mercury's pussy & tickled her pussy, making her giggle & become wet! Meanwhile, a tenacle pentitrated 4 the 1st time in-2 REi's pussy & fucked while she was screaming!!

Sailor MArs: "AAAAAAAAAA!!!"

He then entered Sailor Mercury, & it split her open, cuz it was her 1st time!

Ami: "OOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!"

Bother were being fucked like wildfire, & Happosai was getting really hot! This was really embarrassing 4 the 2 Sailor Senshi, cuz all the men could c them, while they also batted off! Just then suddenly, the tentalce that waz in Rei exploded with cum, while her pussy did the same! It gott all over the street!

Rei: "OOOOHHHH!"

Happosai then came his stuff when the tentacle in Ami humped her harder, making her let out a loud yell & cummed!

Mercury: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Happosai: "Oh, wow!! That'sa lotta juice 4 me!! Wow..."

Sailor Jupiter: "SPARKING WIDE PRESSURE!!!!!"

Tento Maniac was zapped with a bolt of thinder by a girl in green! Mercury & Mars got a little of it 2, making their hair stand on end! (& I mean ~all~ of it ^_^)

Tento Maniac: "GYAAAAAHH"

Sailor Mercury & Sailor Mars: "SAILOR JUPITER"!!!

Sailor Jupiter: "PUT THOSE 2 DOWN THIS INSTANT OR FACE THE WRATH OF ~SAILOR JUPITER~!!!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Venus: "& SAILOR VENUS!!!!!!!"

Happosai was still watching, wiping up his cum with a Wet Wipe he always carrys around. (4 emergencys, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN ^_~).

Happosai: "ALL RIGHT!!! MORE PANTIES!!! SICK EM, TENTO MANIAC!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "WITH PLEASURE!!! CORROSION BREATH!!!!"

He blasted Sailor Jupiter & Sailor Venus with a stream of green acidick gas! (ha ha heh) When it cleared, both of the Senshi where in there bra & pantys!

Sailor Venus: (blush) EEEEEE WHAT DID U DO!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?"

Tenti Maniac: "YA-HA!"

He picked em up & removed their bras & pantys & tossed em 2 Happosai!

Happosai: "TRIPLE SWEET-OH!!!"

Tento Maniac began 2 suck in Makoto's clitwhile fonlding Minako's breasts! He also continued fucking Sailor Mercury & Mars! Happosai began 2 bat off gain!

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Elsewhere...

Rei's Granpa was scanning the horizon 4 the youma. His scouter pick up something that looked big & had large Ki!

Rei's Granpa: "Jackpot!!"

He flewed off towards it!

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Back 2 me..

The hentai movie had just ended, & I was a sticky mess again! Not only that, but I had also spilled some complimentery beer on me! I couldn't go in-2 battle with my cloke all gunky! Fortunatley, I had the powerz of my Holy Kaizer Scepter with me!

Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: Clean my coke!"

A Hentai-Mahou-Ki ring surronded me & I was engulfed with magic as my cloke 1ce again becamed clean! I flewed off towards the youma!

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Things werent' going very good 4 the Sailor Senshi @ the fight. Tento Maniac had his tentaclez in the pussys of Sailor Jupiter & Sailor Venus, + he also has them up the all the holes off all the girlz, & was fucking them very rapidly!! All the senshi were ion gr8 pain!

Sailor Mars: (thinking) "OWW! Y DID STUPID ODANGO HEAD HAVE 2 B SICK 2-DAY OF ALL DAYS!!? OOOWWWWWWWW!!!!"

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@ the Tsukino residense...

Usagi waz asleep in bed with the flue, also having erotick dreams of her & MamoChan. (heh)

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back 2 the fite.....

Happosai was still batting off 2 the site of Tento Maniac raping the 4 Sailor Senshi, not noticing a short man wearing a cool costume standing on top of a building! (all covered in cheez..ha ha heh) The Senshi seed the man, & were awled by his heroick poseture & blushed cuz they were naked!

Rei's Granpa: "Halt, vile feind! Put my dautter & her hot friendz down this instant, or face my almitey power of....HINO SUNNENDONO!!!!!"

Rei: "AAAAAAAHHH! OJIISAN!! What happened 2 u!?!"

Rei's Granpa: "It's really a funny story. May-b I'll tell u sometime. But 4 now, I gotta take care of this tentacled menice!!"

Tento Maniac: "OH YEAH!?!!? U & WHAT ARMY!!!?!?"

Happosai, who had just cleaned him self up ~again~ 9_9, stood up.

Happosai: "ME!"

Rei's Granpa: "Who r u?!"

Happosai: "My name's Happosai. Pleezed 2 make your aquaintence!"

Rei's Granpa: "My name's Sunnen Hino, grandfather of the hot long purple-hared chick. Don't mention it!^_^ Now, let's take down that muthafukkin youma!"

Rei's Granpa flew up so he was in front of the sun!

Rei's Granpa: "TAIYOU-KEN!!!"

A huge burst of sunlite blinded Tento Maniac, causing him 2 drop the Sailor Senshi!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAGGHG!!! TURN DOWN THAT DAMN LITE!!!!! OH, LOOK! I JUST DROPPED MY PREY!! U HAPPY NOW!!?!"

Rei's Granpa then held out both of his arms, where 2 small green glowing electrick missles appeared!

Rei's Granpa: "MIDORI MISSLES!!!!"

He shotted 2 missles @ Tento Maniac, blowing offf several tentacles!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!"

Happosai: "I'll try it again. KI-EN-ZAN!!!"

He tossed another disk of Ki @ Tento Maniac, effectivley sevring off the rest of his tentaclez b-4 flying off in another direction!

Tento Maniac: "RRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!! U STUPID ^%*&%*$^#@!@&*@!!! SHI'NE!!! TENTO BEAM!!!!"

He fired another Tento Beam @ the 2, but it missed & blewed up a tree that the Senshi were using 2 hide their nudity!

Saior Senshi: "EEEEEEKK!!"

They ran 4 another tree. Meanwhile, who should appear on the horizon but...YOURS TRUELY!! ^_~

Me: "Ah-HA!! Tento Maniac!! I somehow had a feeling that u were behind this all!! But I thought I blowed u up back on OtakuSei?!"

Tento Maniac: "U CAN'T DSETORY ME ~THAT~ EASILY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!! US TENTO MANIACS R STRONG!! STRONGER THAN U CAN EVER IMAJIN!!! HAHAHAAHAA!! GROAAAARR!!"

Me: "Is that so?! Well, prepare 2 face bitter defeeat 1ce again @ the feet of GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!"

I helded up my HKS.

Me: "CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIICCC....."

My Holy Kaizer Scepter slowly powered up my strongest atack!

Tento Manaic: "ON-NO!!! TENTO BE--*koff*"

Tento Maniac tryed 2 fire a Tento Beam, but he was outta power!!

Me: "....KKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-....."

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! NO!!!! PLEEZE...!!!!!!"

Me: "....HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-......."

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAGGGHH IDONTWANNADIEIDONTWANNADIE.....!!!!!"

Me: "............HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I released my almighty Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha on-2 Tento Maniac, blowing jhim up 1ce again!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "YYEEESSSS!!!!!"

Rei's Granpa, Happosai, & the Sailor Senshi: "YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!"

Just then, Ryouga came out of the bush in whitch he had been hiding.

Ryouga: "Is it safe now?! Is it gone!?"

He looked around @ the scene. There was Happosai, along with a strange man in a cool battle-suit, + me.

Ryouga: "Wha!?!? HappySan?!? Who..or what...r these...guys?!!?"

That offended me!

Me: "HEY!! I M GOOMBA MAGI MECHA ICHA NACHA ZIP ZONK ZORK AK-AK ZOKO RYUU NEKO DOMO ARIGATO BENJO, or just plain GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!! will do. I m an OtakuJin from OtakuSei, & don't get me mad, or I'll shove this HOLY KAIZER SCEPTER where the sun don't shine!!!!"

I showed him the HKS.

Ryouga: "OK ok, don't blow a fuse Mr. Kaizer!" ^_^;

Me: "THAT'S GOOMBASAMA!! CALL ME GOOMBASAMA!!!!"

A little cross appeared in me 4-head.

Ryouga: "All right, alredy! GoombaSama! I..I think I'll just b going now...."

He started walking away, & he passed by the tree that had the naked Senshi behide it! Makoto pooped out he head & looked @ Ryouga.

Makoto: (blush) "Hay, u look like my old BF!"!

Ryouga: "WAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!"

He gotted a nose-bleed & passed out unconshes!

makoto: (blush) "Oops. I'm still naked"

All the Senshi de-transformed back in-2 their normal selfs, & they became dressed again!. (Crap! & I didn't get 2 enjoy the sight! -_-)

Rei: "So, how'd u get that weird battle armor, OjiiSan?!"

Rei's Granpa: "Like I sed, it is a long story. I was trying 2 use the Holy Fire 2 read the Newspaper, when I must've did the wrong chant, & the flames turned me in-2 this!"

He helded out his sword & strucked a heroic pose!

Rei's Graanpa: "& watch ~this~!"

He activated his rocket jets & flew up hi!

Rei's Granpa: "MIDORI MISSLES!!!"

He shot his Midori Missles in-2 the air! 1 blewed up a bird, & the other kept going in-2 space!

Rei's Granpa: "& this scouter can read a person's Ki!"

He scanned Happosai.

Rei's Granpa: "Ki Level: ...10556000."

He scanned me.

Rei's Granpa: "Ki Level: ....~15116000~!?!?! Cripes! 4 A Magical Hentai Kaizer u sure r powerful!!"

Me: "Yeah, well I spent a lot of energy 2-day! (yawn) man, m I ever beat!! What a day!!"

Happosai: "Do u want 2 spend the nite @ my place?! I got a HUGE undergarment & porno collection!!" ^_^

Me: "UNDERGARMENTZ!? PORNO!?!!? WOWZERS!!! ALLRIGHT!!! U have any booze??"

Happosai: "Tons".

Me: "FUCKIN ALL RIGHT!! Will u help me find a place 2 live 2-morrow?"

Happosai: "Sure! I know just the place!! I used 2 train some of my studentz there, including this purple guy with 9 tails that looked a whole lot like u! Yep, yep! 1 of my most prized puplis! Come home with me & I'll tell u more!"

We flewed (hai, Happosai ~flewed~) 2 his place 4 the night.

Rei's Granpa: "Well, girls, I'd fly each of u home, but I'm 2 tired 2 fly any more 2-day."

He taked off his kabuto. But he looked different!

Makoto & Minako: "WHAT A HUNK!!!"

Insted of an old bald geezer, he was now a youthful persion with long, wavy black hair & deep-blue eyes (like Nefrite with black hair). He was still short, but he had tanned, musclular skin.

Rei's Granpa: "Oh, gee girls! I'm handsome all off a sudden?!?" ^_^

He looked @ his face in the reflective serface of his kabuto.

Rei's Granpa: "HOLY SHIT!! I ~M~ handsome!! ...eh, I'll probably b old again when I change back."

He de-transformed. His costume & kabuto dissapeared.

Makoko & Minako: "EEEEWWW!!!"

Rei's granpa felt his face & head.

Rei's Granpa: "Oh, yepperz. Back 2 old, me again. Sorry, ladys. Uhhhhh Sayonara."

He walked back home. So did the Senshi. Actually, Minako goed back 2 Makoto's with her, 2 pick up where they left off....

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Back @ Makoto's house....

Makoto: "Now, where were we b-4 we were so ~rudely~ interrupted?!"

Makoto & Minako taked off their clothes & becamed naked again.

Minako: "We were licking each other's pussy when I had a lousy orgasim!!"

Makoto: "Well, let's try this again!"

Both of them getted in-2 apostion where they could easily access each other's pussy with thwere tounge (a 69), & they processed 2 continue licking.

Minako: "WOW, MAKOCHAN!! THIS FEELS ~MUCH~ BETTER!!!"

Makoto: "SURE DOES!!!"

They kept licking & licking each other'z recently-penetrated pussyd 4 about several min!

Minako: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MAKOCHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Makoto: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MINAKOCHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They camed all over the floor! They layed there, panting.

Minako: "WHoo!! MUCH better!!"

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Back @ Happosai's house, me & Happosai spent the rest of the day playing around with bras & panties & putting Happy's hentai collection 2 good use, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

That nite,I unpacked all my stuff. Happosai putted on his pajamas, but I don't ware them (Pajama jama ja! ^_^). So i putted on a robe of mine. Happosai sat @ a table @ pored himself sum cheep sake 4 him & 4 me.

Happosai: "It'll help u sleep."

Me: "Oh, Ok."

I satted down & we drank some of the sake while we talked.

Me: "HAppySan, tell me more about that student of your's."

Happosai lit a pipe @ smoked a little.

Happosai: "Well...It was back in my youth...I must've been about..oh, 30 yrs. old. it was extreemly difficult 4 me 2 baalance a life between swiping pantys & supporting my 1ce-attractive GF Colone. Anyhoos, I decided 2 ern some x-tra income by opening up a school 4 the pervertedly-hopeful. I called it, "The Happosai School of the Hentai-Challenged". It was a simple school, set up in dat place I mensioned erlier."

He puffed his pipe. He continued.

Happosai: "It was simple school, thou not unlike the Anything-Goes School of Marital Arts we have now. 1 of my 1st, & most strongest, was a young boy with odd purple-colored skin, dark purple hare, & most unusual of all, 9 long, lustrious tailz.His names was Kitsune Benki, if I recall so corrctly. He clamed he was from a place called OtakuSei, far far away ffrom the planet of Earth. He always seemed 2 b 1 step ahead of me @ all timez. He pregressed much faster than my other students, who were discurijed by his superier power."

He taked another hit.

Happosai: "& finally, on the last day of training, we faced off in 1 last match. I started with my Happo Dai-Ka-Rin, but he waz just 2 quick 4 me 2 hit him. He must've practiced with other ppl. behide me back. Blow after blow I receeved from him, & I wuz not able 2 do much about it. Fimally, he there was a moment of silence as he started 2 meditate & raised his tails in the air. Finally, he fired from each of his tales firesa powerful purple Ki meteor-blast! That attack finished me off, & he was awarded my school's hi-est oner. Golly, his Ki level musta been about a 1000000 r so!"

He smoked another hit.

Happosai: "After the match, & after he gratuated, he said that the attack he used was called...erm...gee, I...can't quite rememeber the name of it....Murri-sumthin-or-other. So, he said that it was a special ability, doo 2 also being part SaiyaJin & JuraiJin. Afterwards, he left back 2 space, & I don't know hwere he is since."

He tooked another smoke.

Happosai: "Since then, I've pushed myself 2 become more powerful, & 1 of my main sources of building up my Ecchi-Ki is by collecting women's pantys, bras, & such like that. I've trained other ppl, such like Genma Saotome & Soun Tendo.I've also strugled 2 lern strong tekniques, such as the Ki-En-Zan & the Kame-Hame-Ha,, but I just can't get them right!! GOd-damn it! I just can't!!"

Me: "Now, c'mon HappySan. U must b ~really~ strong if u had the gutz 2 take on a big lug such like Tento Maniac. I mean, most poeple of your size can't even hold their own against a giant squid 4 all I know, & knowing the basicks of most strong attacks is a perefect start 4 some-1 like u".

Happosai puffed his pipe again.

Happosai: "I suppose you're rite, Goomba. I'll catch up 2 KitsuneSan, whereever he may b!!"

Me: "That's the spirit, Happosai! Keep on fiting & swiping pantys, & you'll b the cream (heh heh hee) of the crop pretty soon!"

Happosai: (yawn) Yeah, well, Oyasumi, Goomba. I'm going 2 bed."

Me: "Hai, Oyasumi, Happosai."

We gotted in-2 bed & batted off until we felled asleep!

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@ the Hino residnece...

Rei's Granpa was staring in-2 his mirror.

Rei's Granpa: "U'll b back very soon,I promise."

He imajined himself as his hunky alter-ego again, b-4 he gotted in-2 bed.

THE END!!!!

2 B CONTINUED...

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"HOME SWEET HOME!!!"

Cumming sooN!

Now that I have a computer I'm all redy-fredy 2 write fanfiction 4 u! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! Review, onegai!!

E-MAIL ME!!!! MAGICAL_HENTAI_KAIZER@YAHOO.COM

C u, Space Cowboy!!!

Signed,

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GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!

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