Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Project II: Saiyan Ranma ❯ Welcome to Furinkan High! ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Ranma woke up in the warm and welcoming the glowing brightness. He assumed the sun was now rising, and opened his eyes. Urd was a few feet from his right, mumbling something about using a tail and how excited she would be. Ranma looked at his sensei and goddess all in one and shrugged. She was a woman. Ranma was never good in reading women. He had much better understanding with males... Well, maybe except Ucchan. If Ranma didn't know better, Ucchan was random and unpredictable as a female, except when he's fighting.
He stood up, and fixed his sleeveless white shirt and straightened his pants. He opened the sliding door and walked towards the living room. He smelled the aroma which was lingering around. Once again, Belldandy was awake and cooking breakfast. How that girl wakes up so early, Ranma would never know.
“Morning Belldandy...” Ranma greeted. Whatever this girl had, Ranma grew to respect and like her. She was one of the kindest persons she knew. It actually made him wonder if Skuld was her legitimate sister.
“Morning, Ranma-kun,” Belldandy returned his greeting. “Out to practice again?”
“Yep... I gotta keep in shape. I'm gonna be the best!”
“That's good...”
-Omega X Present-
-Project II: Saiyan Ranma-
-Chapter 03: Welcome to Furinkan! [Avast thee knave! I have thee!]-
Ranma opened the sliding door towards the garden, and felt a chill in him. He ignored it. Soon, he'll be all warmed up.
Ranma started a small kata, and he began slowly. His muscles began to relax as he danced through multiple steps, punches and kicks. He began to build up speed, as his punches and kicks were blurring and he jumped, lingered in the air for minutes, kicking and punching invisible enemies until he landed smoothly in the ground.
He took a deep breath, and smiled. He was getting good at this. He felt that he was the fastest and strongest. And the flying ability was cool; he used his family style to its fullest.
Suddenly, in the corner of his eye, he saw a glint of yellow. He jumped up quickly and he heard a snap. Whoever it was, it was clear he or she was using a chain. Ranma landed a few meters from his original position and began looking at the source of his attacker.
The shrub moved and out came a hooded figure. It's face was completely covered, but Ranma could make out the white teeth. It was smiling.
The figure suddenly lashed his or her hands out to Ranma, and he could see that what seemed that the chains sprouted from out of it's hand. It was yellow gold, and the shape was oddly heart shaped. Letting a second before the chains could contact him, Ranma immediately jumped up in the air, rushed forward and used the enemy's long recovery to retaliate by using an open palm which he used in the figure's mid-section.
The figure backed away from Ranma, hurt and all. Ranma was thinking though. He felt breasts. Whoever was the figure was female.
The figure took advantage of Ranma's distraction to whip out two more chains which wrapped it selves to Ranma's two hands. Ranma was taken back to reality as he felt two chains wrap around him. The figure used her whole strength and threw Ranma towards the wall.
Ranma, before he impacted the wall, rolled over so that his feet could touch the wall, and he kicked out, letting him fly towards her. Ranma passed by her cleanly; he wasn't going to hit a girl, but he was definitely sure he was going to end it.
He landed about a meter away from her. He threw the girl, using her own chain, towards himself. The hooded girl flew towards him, and the last moment, Ranma jump upwards, letting the girl pass him so he was positioned right behind the girl, and pulled the chain. The tension caused the girl's hand to shoot at her sides as Ranma pinned her to the ground.
“I yield...” the hooded figure declared, after tugging her hands.
Ranma nodded and released her. The chains unwound themselves and went back to the hooded figure.
“You're very good...” the girls said. “When I heard Urd was going to train a Saiyan, I thought she was going to blunder... She never told me she could fight...”
Ranma looked at the hooded figure. “Urd didn't teach me how to fight... She is only teaching me how to use my abilities. The fighting style I use is my family's style.”
“Really?” the girls asked. “Maybe next time I'll I will be more prepared.”
“Who are you?” Ranma asked.
The girl took her hood off, and Ranma backed away. Under the hood was a very beautiful face. Her skin was fair, not white as snow, but not dark as well. Her blue eyes were mischievously dancing and her lustrous blonde hair was tied in a pony tail.
“I'm Venus, Goddess of Beauty and Love. Nice to meet you Ranma,” and she smiled.
=Breakfast=
“What are you doing here, Venus?” Urd asked.
Venus, whose eyes were on Ranma, answered without looking at her, “I'm here to bring you your IDs, so you can go to school. Mortals are such fuzzy beings; they get all ruffled if they suspect that documents are not legal...”
Urd snorted. “Took you long enough. You made us wait for a week!”
“I had to remove Ranma here from the Saotome registry...” Venus said, and added when she saw him panic: “Don't worry, Ranma. We put you to another registry. You are not a ruroni, yet.”
“Uh...” Ranma began, trying to look calm. “What registry did you put me too?”
“Oh, a very old one, and a very untypical. You are now Son Ranma,” Venus answered him delightfully. She seductively put her finger in her lips. “Did anyone tell you you're good enough to eat?”
Ranma paled. He looked at Urd and asked, “She... she eats humans?”
Venus looked at Ranma. “No...”
“But you said you eat humans!” Ranma declared.
“She means it in a -cough- sexual manner...” Urd said.
Ranma looked thoroughly confused. “Sixually what?”
Venus looked at Ranma, and at Urd. “He... doesn't... Oh my...” and she burst out laughing. “Oh, goodness gracious me! When I heard Urd was going to train a Saiyan, with a cute face, butt and very well-built body, I thought she landed the jackpot!”
Urd turned red. Ranma looked at Venus like she was crazy.
“Don't worry,” Venus said, trying to stifle her giggles. “I'll teach you all about human anatomy, and more...”
Keichii, by now was longing to take a very cold shower. Belldandy looked like Ranma, all innocent but without the scared look. Urd was going even redder if that was possible. Skuld, although didn't totally comprehend what the world is going on, she was having a time of her life looking at her `old' sister and the `jerk' Ranma.
“Just tell me where your room is, and I'll be happy enough to spend a day with you, teaching you things that a normal hot-blooded-hormone-active teenagers are supposed to be doing...” Venus said, standing up, taking Ranma's hand.
“I don't think so!” Urd said at once.
“What's the matter Urd?” Venus said. “Wike big and strong Wanma?”
“Shut up!” Urd panicked, trying to think quickly. “It's just that - it's just that Ranma's room is my room - and I don't want to find things...”
“Ranma, sleeping in your room?!” Venus looked with a mock of surprise. “Wow, Urd. I never knew you were that desperate!”
Urd was glowing now with an electric blue aura. Venus looked extremely apprehensive and changed the subject.
“Anyway... I got all your papers signed and verified in the school. All you need now is to get the schedule,” Venus said, changing the subject. “I tried to get the school to admit you in Wednesday, but they said that you have to attend school tomorrow.” She began to walk outside. “Here are your IDs,” she said, throwing two cards at Ranma. “Just show that, everything will be done for you.”
“Tomorrow?” Urd asked. “But, where are our books? You didn't bring any for us!”
Venus whirled around, and looked at Urd with a raised eyebrow. “Books? Who needs books in Furinkan High?” and a circular light appeared from Venus' feet. “And Urd, do try to look like a sixteen year old... After all, we can't have Ranma having a classmate looking like his mother...” Venus started sinking towards the portal, smirking.
“WHAT! COME HERE...!” but Venus disappeared. “Oooohhh! I'm gonna kill that Venus soon!”
Ranma looked at his ID card. “I'm finally going to school again...”
The day went by with Urd trying to find curse words that could by-pass her limiter and Skuld whacking Keichii in the head because she found him very close to her sister.
=Next Day, after breakfast=
“Alright! I'm done. Thank you Belldandy for the wonderful breakfast...” Ranma said, standing up.
“You're welcome, Ranma-kun,” Belldandy replied.
Ranma went to his room, took of his night clothes and rummaged for his orange Chinese Shirt, loose black pants and his new pair of rubber shoes. It seems he found joy in the comfort of it. Not only did it keep his feet dryer, but it seems to withstand impacts more.
Already in his pants and shoes, Urd walked in. Her eyes traveled very particularly in Ranma's very well muscled chest area.
“What?” Ranma asked her as he spotted her watching him. Urd shook his head.
“Nothing... You ready?”
“Yeah... so, come on, let's fly!” Ranma said.
Urd chuckled. “Oh no,” she said. “If we get spotted, we're done for. We were just lucky last week when we flew. No one was around. No, this time, we're going to teleport.”
“You're going to teach me?” Ranma asked her.
“Me? No, Ranma, you don't have that ability. It's mine as a privilege,” Urd replied. “Maybe when you become a kami and such, than you can. Meet me in the living room,” and she left.
Ranma raised his eyebrows but didn't say anything. He tied his shoes and went straight to the living room. He saw a sight he would never forget.
When he first entered, he noticed the small TV was on. Next thing he noticed was there were legs moving in the television, paddling air like it was in water. Then, it sank in the depths of the TV.
Ranma approached it, looking very nervous.
“Come on!” said Urd's voice.
Ranma looked at the TV closely. “Urd?”
And the next thing he knew, a hand appeared from the television, grabbing his, and pulled him towards the television. Ranma saw blue streaks moving fast against him as the hand still pushed him towards another blue streak. He closed his eyes as he was about to hit it and felt something soft when he landed.
Ranma opened his eyes, and looked at what he landed. What he saw shocked him even more than squiggling legs in the TV. A young girl about his age, with long lustrous flying white hair, dark tanned skin and beautiful figure; her breasts were big [which cushioned his head's fall] and she her eyes were ever so familiar.
“Urd?” he asked incredulously.
“Yup,” Urd replied, smirking. “Like it?”
“Yeah...” Ranma answered slowly. “What the heck did you do to yerself?”
“Kinda change my image to make me younger...”
“Heck of a face lift...” Ranma answered without thinking. “You actually look younger than...” and stopped.
“Did you mean anything by that?” Urd growled.
Ranma shook his head rapidly, but it was too late. Urd was menacing him again. “Gotta go!” Ranma said and did his final technique; run away. He ran away from the mad old-but-now-looking-young goddess, bursting out of a TV store.
Kinda shock for Nabiki as he saw two figures from across the street bursting out from a closed store, especially when the first figure was a very, very cute boy with black spiky hair, wearing a orange shirt and black pants, and if her eyes were not deceiving her, a tail. Then, he was followed by a very beautiful female who had her nails out like she wanted to give him a good scratch.
“Interesting...” Nabiki said to herself. “Did you see that, Akane?”
“Hmph!” Akane grunted. “Of course I did... That pervert was peeking on her, no wonder she chased him like that.”
“I don't know...” Nabiki replied, watching the two couples. “It seems their enjoying the chase...”
Ranma had his tongue out and was making faces towards the girl as they moved towards Furinkan.
“Are they new students? What do you think, Akane?” Nabiki asked. She looked at her sister, and she knew that Akane didn't hear her, as she was muttering non-stop: `I hate boys... I hate boys...'
=Inside Furinkan=
POW! BOINK! KICK! CRACK! POW! HIYA! HAYA! POW!
Urd watched with little interest as she saw a young girl. Pretty, no doubt, but had a bad temper; even when not a fighter, Urd knew the basics of fighting. She assed the girl, and knew that the girl fighting a mob of boys who kept on asking her for a date was lashing out of anger.
(Rather sloppy) she thought. (Not like Ranma...)
“Here, Urd,” Ranma said, giving Urd a piece of paper. “What's going on?”
“Oh, just a fight...” Urd said. “See what the girl is doing? The boys, I think, will date her if they beat her...”
Ranma looked at the girl who was beating up a big burly boy with a boken. “She sucks...” he said.
Akane was on the point of beating up the boy when she heard the comment made from another boy. She turned her head to the left and saw the boy with spiky black hair tied in a pigtail, and the girl who was chasing him beside him. (What did he say?) Akane thought, glaring at the boy.
Then, just the right second, she noticed a rose flying towards her. She quickly grabbed it and...
“Truly the lot is no match for my fierce tigress...” said a very confident voice in front of Akane. A young man, age probably 17, with a samurai garb and had a boken on his hand. “How do they dare think that they are worthy of my love's hand...”
“Go away Kuno,” Akane replied. “I'm running late. I don't want to waste my time anymore!”
“Ahh, but me love,” the boy called Kuno replied. “Spar with me, love, and let me prove to thee that I alone am worthy of thy hand!”
Kuno approached Akane, who was already ready, but then, he spotted something in the corner of his eye. “My, who's this beauty!” and he dashed quickly towards Urd. “Tell me thy name, oh goddess, for thy beauty holds the fiery flame of my soul! Thy skin, thy eyes, `tis a marvel to have such beauty which is rumored to have been in Pandora's Box, please tell me thy name!”
Ranma looked at the boy and looked at Urd. Urd looked at Ranma and both shared the same looks. Before anyone could say anything, Ranma and Urd rolled down laughing, leaving the others look at them.
“Oh, goodness...” Urd said. “I remember the time where Shakespeare was famous for his words, and Himura for his sword, but never in my life have I seen both combined together...”
“Urd...” Ranma began, but they laughed again. “Can you believe this guy? Shall we call him the Shakespearean Samurai?”
Kuno wasn't listening though. He looked at Ranma like he just saw him now. “You! How dare you speak to my goddess? You foul lowly peasant! Don't worry, my love. I shall strike him down like a lowly dog he deserves! HYA!”
Without thinking, Ranma grabbed the wooden sword which was aimed at his head, and threw him and wielder casually towards the wall. Kuno was imbedded in the school wall.
Akane's jaw, and if her hearing was correct, all the school's jaw dropped. Never have they seen Kuno so easily swatted like a blur, and imbedded him towards the wall. Not even Akane could do it [although she won't admit it].
Kuno stood up. “Lowly cur! How dare you mock me! What name is this lowly peasant goes by?” and before Ranma could speak, Kuno spoke again. “Wait! Isn't it proper for names to be given out first! So I shall!” And he puffed his chest. “I am the undefeated captain of this
School's kendo club! The rising new star of the high school fencing world! My name alone strikes fear in those who hear of it! I am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High! Tatewaki Kuno, age 17!”
Lightning strikes...
“That's new...”
“Last time it was shooting star right?”
“Who's that girl! She's hot!”
“Who's the boy beside him? See his hair! Did you see his physique?”
“Did you see his tail?”
Ranma wasn't listening. He gave some room for Kuno's introduction, now it's his turn. “My name is Son Ranma, practitioner of Anything Goes Martial Arts!”
Lightning struck but not on the background like Kuno's, but it went straight to Kuno. Kuno became black with burns and his hair was standing in one end. Ranma raised his eyebrows and looked at Urd, who was smiling suspiciously. He went straight to her.
“It was supposed to be my fight...” Ranma whispered.
“Well,” Urd replied, “we were going to be late, so I finished it before you.”
“Thanks...” Ranma said sarcastically. “Anyway, you're right. Let's go.”
Urd was taken back. “You - you agreed with me?”
“Of course,” Ranma smirked. “With age comes experience... Ja ne!” and he ran away.
Urd took a moment before realizing what Ranma said. Her eye twitched. “Oh... I'll get you for that you squirt!” and she ran after him as well.
Akane just stood there, frozen. (That boy... practices Anything Goes?) she thought. Rain poured down.
=Class=
“Class, I'd like to welcome two new students...” the teacher began. Ranma and Urd was standing in front of the class. “Meet Son Ranma,” and al the girls scrutinized him. Some even looked at his wriggling tail. “And Baka Urd...? Is this right?”
Urd twitched again. (Ooh, that Venus... I'm really gonna kill her!)
“Anyway, they all came from China, so let's give them a warm Nihao!” the teacher continued.
“Wow, look at the babe!”
“See that hunk?”
“Are they attached?”
Hearing this, Urd grabbed Ranma's arm affectionately. Ranma looked at her, but didn't say anything or do anything. The class gave their `Oohs' and `Damn!'.
“I know you are new, but it does not give you an excuse to be late. Please join Miss Tendo outside...” the teacher said.
So, Urd with a bucket on each hand, and Ranma as well but with the addition of another bucket for his tail, stood outside and Akane, in her mind, blamed Ranma as she too went out.
“Wow,” Ranma said. “So interesting for our first day, huh?”
“Say that again. A fight, a wannabe samurai...” Urd continued. “This is kinda fun.”
“It's your fault!” Akane hissed, and the two figures look at her. “Because of you, I'm late!”
Ranma looked at Akane and shrugged. He continued to talk with Urd. “And why did you grab me...”
“Don't you dare ignore me!” Akane exclaimed. “It's your entire fault!”
Ranma looked at the youngest Tendo and said: “I didn't ask you to stay... and if you were a much better martial artist, you could've cleared the mob and Kuno before me and Urd arrived!”
“What did you say?!” Akane almost screamed. (Better martial artist?)
Ranma was about to say more when another voice came from the corridor.
“No!” Kuno shouted. “Never shall I accept defeat from a mere commoner and...” Kuno spotted the tail. “And a monkey at that! Foul sorcerer! The Blue Thunder shall smite thee!”
Ranma urged his tail to whip towards Kuno and the Blue Blunder got hit with a bucket of water.
“Foul cur! Thou shall mock me?” and Kuno ran towards Ranma.
Ranma sighed and ran towards the end of the end of the corridor. Akane looked at Ranma and thought (Hah! He's a coward!)
Ranma reached the end of the corridor, and saw a window. He looked down, and looked up, and turned to face Kuno. “Come on, Kuno,” Ranma said. “This is no place to fight. Let's go down where there is more space.”
“And I shall!” Kuno replied.
Ranma smirked and jumped out, and Kuno dived out of the window as well. Akane's jaw dropped.
“Wait a minute!” she said. “This is the THIRD floor!”
Las thing Kuno saw was Ranma hanging from his tail which was attached in a hook in the ledge above him. Kuno didn't have time to reply as he shouted for help as he dropped towards the water...
SPLASH!!!
Ranma smirked as he released himself from the hook, and flew towards the open window. He smiled at Urd.
“That was refreshing!” and Urd smiled.
Akane looked at Ranma, with his hands still carrying the buckets. She walked towards the window and checked the outside. Kuno was floating unfortunately upside so he would live and she wondered how Ranma was able to climb back to the window. There was no ledge. She looked up and saw a hook under the ledge of the fourth floor and understood.
(He must have used his tail to hang onto it!) Akane thought. (But... how the hell was he able to reach the window... The hook is too far to the left! Unless he... flew?) and she paused. “Nah!”
She looked at her back. Ranma was telling the laughing Urd what happened.
=Lunch=
Outside the grounds, Ranma and Urd were having their lunches made by Belldandy under a tree. They seemed so relax to each other as the other students jealously watched their backs, their faces hidden from view.
“Damn! You cant even see what they are doing!” a boy said.
“They might be feeling themselves!” another boy said. “We cant see if they really are eating!”
“Hmph!” Akane said. “Those two are perverts! I bet they are making out right now!”
The girls sighed dreamily, talking about how they would like to be in Urd's shoes. Akane just grunted.
What the whole school didn't know what the tree was hiding was in fact not two students making out. In fact, they were...
“Give that back!” Urd growled.
“Nah! If you can't defend it, you can't have it!” Ranma replied, and swooped his chopsticks for another piece of fish. Urd caught his chopsticks, and parried with him until Ranma [of course] won the bout and stole another piece of chicken.
“Damn it!!! YAAHH!” Urd shouted.
The shout, other boys and some girls perceived as an orgasm... Sick teenager now days, huh?
To be continued...
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NEXT: Ranma's past collides with him now! How will he react when he sees his childhood friend? Next!
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