Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Project II: Saiyan Ranma ❯ All Senshis and Aliens and Goddesses in an Ice Cream Parlor ( Chapter 6 )

Author's Note:

 

Hey everyone! Did any of you miss me or my story? No matter. My exams are still coming, but I think I'll be able to sneak in at least two more chapters in the Project Series. I got a very good idea for Project III but I won't spoil it yet. Anyway, enjoy the sixth chapter of this Project.

 

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Usagi licked her lips as she felt it dribbling down. She was in heaven with Mamurou as she continued to lick more and more. Tux boy grunted as he felt another part of him leave as Usagi finished off what she was licking and sucking again.

 

“Oh Mamurou,” she said, panting, “Please, one more!”

 

Mamurou granted her request. He himself partook in enjoying himself watching her as time passed by. He wanted so much to hold on this moment.

 

“Sure, bunny,” Mamurou said. Standing up, he took his hand, touched the backside and Usagi felt giggly again. Finally, Mamurou took out his wallet and gave Usagi money.

 

“Thank you!” Usagi said as she quickly took the money and rushed towards the counter to order another cone of ice cream.

 

Mamurou sighed. He was diving to poverty because of Usagi's gluttony. What if they were married?

 

-| Omega X Present |-

 

-| Project II: Saiyan Ranma |-

 

-| Chapter 6: All Senshis and Aliens and Goddesses in an Ice Cream Parlor |-

 

The Sailor Senshi and Mamurou were in an ice cream store. Setsuna called upon them to meet them in there instead of the usual place, which was Rei's Temple.

 

Usagi was enjoying herself, buying another 5 scoop cone and the owner added another scoop for her for free. It was a slow day before she came in and almost put a dent in the supplies.

 

“Usagi,” growled Rei. “Could you not eat anymore? We are here on a meeting! A MEETING! Not a FEAST!”

 

“But the ice cream is so good!” Usagi pouted.

 

“AAAGH!” Rei shouted. “You are hopeless!”

 

Ami looked up from her book for the first time. “I wonder why Pluto is calling a meeting here...?”

 

Makoto shrugged. “I don't know...”

 

Minako was looking at the boy behind the counter. “Damn, he's cute...”

 

Makoto looked at the boy. “Oh yeah! He is!”

 

Ami sighed. Mamurou sighed.

 

“Why did Pluto include me anyway in your meetings...?” Mamurou asked. “Not that I'm complaining but I was never with you guys in your previous meetings...”

 

“You're right,” Ami replied, looking a bit skeptical. “Oh well, all we can do is wait for Pluto to show up...”

 

And as Ami said it, Setsuna and the Outers appeared and entered the ice cream parlor. Looking around, Setsuna smiled as she saw Usagi chomping down her ice cream store.

 

The Inners looked at Setsuna with mixed feelings; Setsuna was smiling. No one knew if that was good or bad.

 

“Good afternoon,” Setsuna said, sitting down in a table besides the Inners. “What? Something in my face?”

 

“Setsuna,” Usagi began, but Rei finished.

 

“Why are you... happy?”

 

“Oh, not much.”

 

“Any results on the Saiyan?” Ami asked.

 

“Well, nothing, mafi, zero, nil or whatever language I know. The Saiyan is too well protected, and I'm beginning to lose hope,” Setsuna sighed. “But, on the bright side, Crystal Tokyo is well and alive going strong in almost 80% of all timelines!”

 

“WHAT?”

 

“The chances of Crystal Tokyo emerging is at 80%!” Setsuna said, smiling a bit. “If I know better, it seems this Saiyan was sent by Kami-sama. I think he or she is the reason for the Crystal Tokyo increasing.”

 

“Well, that was unexpected...” Rei declared. “Are you still looking for the Saiyan?”

 

“I am,” Setsuna replied. “I have to make sure.”

 

“And I have to know if the Saiyan is tough enough to take me,” Haruka said, cracking her knuckles.

 

“The Saiyan might wipe the floor with you,” Michiru said, and the Inners laughed.

 

“HEY! I can take care of some old Saiyan!” Haruka stated.

 

“Haruka papa, can I get... um ice cream?” Hotaru asked.

 

“Sure... Here you go,” Haruka said, giving Hotaru some yen.

 

“Well, there you go!” Rei said evilly. “Hotaru can make Haruka bend. How would an old Saiyan be different?”

 

“HEY!”

 

Setsuna might have laughed, but she felt something powerful coming towards them. The power was enormous, almost rivaling her own.

 

The bell rang as the door of the of the ice cream parlor opened. And four people entered. One had long purple hair and posed herself like she had royal blood in her. She was arguing with a spiky green haired girl who had her fist up ready to fight. There was a boy beside the two, trying to calm them down. He had black hair which was made to a pigtail in the back. In front of the boy was a kid, with aqua blue hair, leading the boy inside the ice cream parlor.

 

“Why did you even come with us?” asked the girl with purple hair. “We don't need a violent savage accompanying us.”

 

“HMPH!” the girl with cyan hair said. “If I leave my Tenchi to you, he would be placed in a sentence worse than hell because of you're brattiness!”

 

“What did you say?” Ayeka shouted. “Who are you to talk, you flat chested bimbo!”

 

“At least I can teach Tenchi to be a man! You, what will you teach?” Ryoko shouted. “With your chests, the only thing you can teach Tenchi is to milk a cow!”

 

“WHY YOU---“

 

“Tenchi-neesan, can we order now?” and Tenchi sighed in relief as Sasami's question seemed to snap the two girls out of fighting.

 

“Right Tenchi-sama! Let's get some ice cream!” Ayeka said, smiling. “We can leave the leftovers for our savage dog here!”

 

“Forget that Tenchi! Order one cone for me and you. I'll share it with you!” Ryoko said, glaring at Ayeka.

 

“I would like two scoops... Hmmm, Vanilla and chocolate please!” Sasami said to the young man behind the counter.

 

“I'll take a `Snickers', three scoops!” Ryoko said.

 

“Vanilla, two scoops only,” Ayeka ordered.

 

“I'll take...” and Tenchi didn't finish as the two amorous aliens came towards him.

 

“Don't worry, Tenchi-sama! I'll share my ice cream with you!”

 

“Don't make me laugh, brat! You picked too boring flavors. Tenchi would want my exciting `Snickers' ice cream!”

 

“Don't make me laugh you old brute! He would get indigestion!”

 

“What did you say?”

 

The Inners, Outers, and Mamurou looked at the scene with raised eyebrows. The two girls were practically playing tug of war with the poor boy using his arms, shouting about them sharing their ice creams.

 

Setsuna looked at Tenchi though with apprehension. She felt the boy had a power she could not read. Whoever this boy was, he was very powerful. Maybe an investigation could take place.

 

Finally, finally Tenchi and the three girls were able to sit down. Sasami enjoyed her Vanilla and Chocolate ice cream and ate like a young girl... oh, sorry. My bad. She is a young girl!

 

Ayeka licked her ice cream cone with gusto, but still gave a few glares at Ryoko when she tried to share her ice cream with Tenchi.

 

Ryoko was chomping down her ice cream. She loved Snickers, and the ice cream was good, she wanted Tenchi to taste some, but Ayeka would butt in and result to another fight.

 

Tenchi sighed again. In his hand was a measly cone of one scoop of strawberry ice cream. He wondered what in the world did he do to deserve this.

 

“Mamurou, please buy me another one!”

 

“Hey meatball head! We went here for a meeting, not for you to indulge yourself with frozen goodies!”

 

“WWWAAAH Rei! You're so mean!”

 

Tenchi looked up, and saw an older looking guy getting his wallet out and giving a girl with blonde hair styled as what he could describe as meatballs and spaghetti style and gave her money. She skipped towards the counter and bought a humungous ice cream cone. Tenchi sighed.

 

(I feel you brother,) he thought, looking at Mamurou. (I feel the pain you're going through. You have to deal with those girls while I'm having trouble dealing with two...) and Tenchi looked at the girls. They all had different hair colors, different lengths of hair, and then, the girl with long green hair caught his eye.

 

She was staring at him, sizing him up. She smiled. Tenchi gulped. After being kidnapped by aliens and spirit in trees, he knew that the smile she was giving him was a predatory smile. A smile which definitely meant trouble for him. He quickly looked away.

 

Setsuna was still glaring at Tenchi when Mamurou tapped her shoulders.

 

“Hey, were you looking at that boy?” Mamurou teased.

 

“No!” Setsuna quickly said.

 

“I saw you!” Mamurou said. “So, Miss I-don't-look-for-men finally notices a boy almost a hundred thousandth of her actual age! My, my, Setsuna, you should not look for...”

 

POW!

 

“Shut up or you'll get more than that!” Setsuna hissed and then, regained her composure. “That kid has a lot of power. He rivals the combined power of the Inners...”

 

Haruka whistled. “Is that the Saiyan?”

 

“No traces of Saiyan in him...” Setsuna said. “He must be gifted. Too bad he was not the Saiyan we were looking for. I sense kindness in him. He could be worthy of such power... and it would save me the trouble in looking for the Saiyan.”

 

“Oh, I forgot to ask you, Setsuna,” Mamurou asked. “Why did you include me to this meeting? Am I now an important part in your plans?”

 

“You?” Setsuna laughed and the others looked confused. “I asked you to come because I knew Usagi would need money for ice cream...”

 

Mamurou fell down. Setsuna laughed harder. The other Senshi were backing away from Setsuna. Her laughter surely meant bad news.

 

Another group of people shadowed was seen by their shadows as they walked towards the door. Mysteriously, the Mercury computer beeped and Setsuna felt it.

 

(The Saiyan?) Setsuna thought excitedly.

 

Ami also looked at her computer and her eyes narrowed as she diverted her eyes towards the direction Setsuna was looking. The door was pushed open and there was a ring of the bell. Setsuna narrowed here eyes as she felt very powerful magical auras emitted by the group. Scanning each person one by one, she felt one normal boy, who was beside a gaijin with long flowing blonde hair. She also had weird marks on her forehead. The girl had powerful magic around her and Setsuna narrowed here eyes. The energy around the girl' was much more powerful than hers!

 

Setsuna looked at the other members of the group. She felt more powerful auras around three more females. One had long blue hair and a hammer behind her. She looked very young, almost 14 years of age. Another had long white hair and voluptuous body and tanned skin. She looked, by far, the most mature female in the group. The last girl, however, gave an aura almost opposite, but same power as to the others. She had long curly blonde hair and fair skin. All had the same weird marks in their foreheads. Then, there was another boy, in his late teens, in between the girls with curly blonde hair and the one with long hair.

 

The boy caught Setsuna's eyes. Greyish blue eyes, smooth face, spiky black hair tied in a pigtail, he walked with grace and power. Or tried to. He was currently in the middle of a battle field between two roaring sides.

 

Ranma sighed. It's been a month already since he met Mara, and that fateful night, things changed. For better or for worse, he never really knew.

 

The day after since Mara and Ranma met, Mara appeared for breakfast and a fight ensued. Mara, being a demoness, was not trusted by Skuld and Urd. For the first time since Ranma came, the two sisters joined forces and tried to kick Mara out of the temple. It also didn't help, that Mara was the same demoness which tried to break Keichii and Belldandy apart.

 

It all settled down when a lightning bolt came crashing down from the sky. Urd read it and screamed. It was from Kami-sama, stating that Mara is now welcome to join them since she is no longer interested in breaking Keichii and Belldandy apart, which was true. She greeted Keichii and Belldandy, wishing them luck, and joined in for breakfast every morning, trying to get closer to Ranma.

 

Urd, feeling very jealous, tried her best to keep Ranma away from Mara's clutches. Mara stayed with them, from breakfast, lunch, dinner, and she even had the nerve to sleep over. Ranma spent the whole night awake, feeling two hands trying to rub all over his body. Hands when touched each other, a fight ensued.

 

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO RANMA?!” Urd screamed.

 

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I FELT YOU'RE HAND!” Mara bellowed.

 

Ranma spent that night in living room.

 

Those were not the only changes in Ranma's life. Because of his summer job [waiter of Ucchan's], he now earns a steady income. He now helped Keichii in buying food, electricity, other necessities, and gave more fluidity to the household. Like right now, when the day's temperature seemed to boil, visiting an ice cream parlor was the best idea they could come up so far. Money was no problem. Ranma told them he'd pay, and it also pleased the young Norse goddess.

 

Now, there was another problem; specifically, two girls which were now glaring daggers at each other, holding Ranma's arms in each of his side.

 

“I don't know why you even bothered to come with us, Mara!” Urd hissed. “I'm sure I can take care of Ranma by myself, you Hentai.”

 

“Look who's talking!” Mara exclaimed. “Who was the one trying to grab my crotch thinking it was Ranma's?”

 

“What did you say?”

 

“Do you deny it?”

 

“Oh, go back to where you came from, you devil!” and saying this, she pushed Mara powerfully away from Ranma's arm. His left arm was now free.

 

“Come on Ranma!” said Urd, dragging Ranma forward with his right arm.

 

Ranma sighed. He never could understand the female mind, and he was now dragged by Urd but then, felt a very painful sensation from his backside.

 

“OW!” Ranma exclaimed.

 

“Oh no you don't!” Mara declared, standing up, clutching his tail. “Ranma won't go with an old hag like you!”

 

“Let my Ranma go!” and Urd pulled.

 

“No!” and Mara pulled.

 

“OW! OW! OW! WOULDYOUGUYSLETGOOFMYFREAKINGTAIL?!” Ranma shouted.

 

That sentence caught the attention of 10 girls in the ice cream parlor. The Inners looked at Ranma and the tail and took deep breaths.

 

Makoto and Minako knew from the boys looks, he was a hunk with a rating of 98 out of 10. Even though he had a tail, it didn't stop them from checking out his body.

 

Usagi looked curiously, but diverted her attention from the tail to her ice cream.

 

Ami narrowed her eyes. She never expected a supposed evil creature to be cute... She blushed at the thought, and consoled herself. At least the Saiyan could not read her thoughts.

 

Rei looked at the Saiyan with care and apprehension at once. If this guy was a threat, she would personally burn him alive... in bed.

 

Haruka looked at the Saiyan and cracked her knuckles, smiling evilly.

 

Michiru looked a bit apprehensive at the boy, but his gentle face didn't seem to make him look evil.

 

Hotaru looked at the boy and her heart nearly stopped. Although she was not like the two inners, she knew that what she was seeing right now was a hunk.

 

Setsuna had other thoughts. She began to asses him and she turned white as she felt his power. It was well hidden, but Setsuna knew better. All her years in being alive, she knew that Ranma was hiding extraordinary power inside him. She suddenly became scared. It was the same power he fought before, and she lost.

 

Ayeka also looked at Ranma with hatred. A Saiyan was there, alive! She thought they had ceased to exist a couple of thousand years ago.

 

They took their orders. Keichii and Belldandy took a cone, one scoop and vanilla flavor. Skuld partook herself in getting a pint cup with 10 scoops of ice cream, each with different flavor. Ranma would've fainted. Skuld's tendency to order ice cream was enormous and it put quite a dent in Ranma's fund. It was lucky though, that Ukyou paid him more than regular waiters.

 

“Ever since you came, business has been booming!” she said to him.

 

Urd ordered a three scoop chocolate ice cream and Mara ordered pistachio [don't ask me why] and Ranma just took the liberty of ordering a strawberry milkshake.

 

Taking a seat, Ranma tried his best to ignore the two amorous females he had to live with and tried to suck his milk shake slowly.

 

“You're ice cream reflects you, Mara,” Urd said. “Green. Green with jealousy!”

 

“You're ice cream reflects you as well, Urd,” Mara smirked. “Brown as in an old paper bag brown!”

 

“What did you say?”

 

“What are you going to do about it?”

 

Ranma sighed and tried to look around. He needed the distraction. His first view was a boy around his age, with black hair and a pigtail. He gave Ranma an understanding look. Ranma nodded as he saw he was surrounded by three girls. One was a young kid with aqua blue hair. He smiled as she ate her ice cream. It would be nice for Ranma to have a little sister.

 

He diverted his attention on another girl with a rugged appearance. She had teal green hair and also spiky. Ranma felt some odd power in her and smiled. (Maybe if I get to know her, I'd have a sparring partner).

 

Then, his attentions diverted to another girl with long purple hair. She was... glaring at him? Ranma scratched his head. He never met her before, didn't recognize her. So why is she mad at him?

 

The glare Ayeka gave the young man was so intense, Ranma couldn't help but feel nervous. Whatever happened to her, it seemed she blamed Ranma and an angry female is no laughing matter.

 

Ayeka didn't really hate Ranma, but she didn't like the young Saiyan. What if he was really evil? What if he wants to destroy everything? Why did he have to be so damned cute?

 

Ranma looked away. He didn't like the look the purple head was giving her, so he diverted his attention to another table. He put his gaze on an older man and Ranma gave him a understanding look. They were three men who had the same circumstances, except that the older guy was surrounded by 9 girls. He looked at each one of them.

 

Ranma saw two girls, on with brown hair and the other with long blonde hair, staring at him with small hearts in their eyes. Then, another blonde with balls in her head ignored him and ate her ice cream. Another one had long black hair and she was looking at him with what seemed to be anger and curiosity.

 

He switched his view to another older girl with very short blonde hair. She acted like a man and she was looking at him. Ranma recognized the look. It was a look of trouble, a look that she wanted a fight with him.

 

There was another girl beside the tomboy. She had short curly aqua blue hair and she gave him a neutral look. Another girl beside her was the youngest of the group, and she gave him a friendly look. He liked her immediately.

 

The girl with very long green hair was another story however. She gazed at him with cold eyes and gave a very evil smile. Ranma began to sweat. Two girls don't like him for some reason, and he was so nervous, he didn't realize that he was sucking an empty glass.

 

“Ranma, what's wrong?” asked Urd.

 

“No - nothing! Just something in my mind. Mind if I get more shake?” Ranma asked.

 

“Sure, I'm not stopping you,” Urd replied.

 

Ranma thanked her and went to the counter to order another shake. Both Setsuna and Ayeka stood up and followed Ranma, sneaking quietly from behind him.

 

Ranma, too busy thinking, didn't realize that there were two females behind him until he felt another sharp pain from his backside.

 

“OW!” Ranma said as he turned around, and he shivered. The girls were giving him very cold looks now that they realized that Ranma really had a tail.

 

“Here is your milk shake sir,” the boy said, and Ranma took the glass neutrally, trying to forget the feeling that the two girls who were staring at him wanted him bad.

 

Sucking up the glass faster than a vacuum cleaner because of his nervousness, he wanted to get out of the ice cream parlor... now!

 

Ranma didn't have to wait long as Skuld quickly demolished her glass of ice cream five minutes after he ordered his second shake. Belldandy and Keichii finished theirs already and were snuggling a bit close to each other. Mara and Urd saw this and tried it themselves, snuggling close to Ranma at once. Ranma sighed as the two females broke out and fought again.

 

“Hey! I heard there is a festival here later this afternoon!” Skuld said, wiping her mouth. “Can we go?!”

 

Urd and Mara thought it would be a good idea to get closer to Ranma and said yes at once, in complete sync, and glared at each other again. Ranma sighed again. (Why me?)

 

“Oh, I think a festival would be nice, don't you think, Kei-san?” Belldandy asked.

 

“Yes... very nice,” Keichii replied, smiling, eyes shining. (Ahh! Finally a chance!) he thought.

 

Ranma would've done anything to get away from the two females still glaring at him for no particular reason. “Yeah! A festival! That's great! What time would the festival start?”

 

“About two hours from now...” Skuld replied.

 

“That's nice! Let's get ready! I mean, we have to wear something nice, right?” Ranma said, and didn't wait for the answer. “Let's go!”

 

Ranma stood up and abruptly exited. Urd and Mara exchanged quick glances and followed. Then Skuld, then Belldandy and Keichii.

 

Ayeka stopped glaring and frowned. She needed to know more about the boy.

 

She wasn't the only one though. Setsuna also needed to have a closer look at him and took Haruka and Michiru aside.

 

“I need you to follow him and the girls,” she told them. “Get everything you can about him.”

 

Haruka nodded and she and Michiru left the building.

 

Setsuna looked neutrally. There were even the girls around the Saiyan to be considered. They had powerful magical auras around them, and she feared they were even more powerful than hers. She needed to know who in the world those girls are.

 

=Juuban Streets=

 

Haruka couldn't believe her eyes. The group just took a left turn around an empty block filled with different types of stores and they vanished!

 

Haruka seethed as she steeped on a puddle of water. She looked at the different closed stores. One had TVs, CDs, and mirrors. No one was inside. Cursing her fate, Haruka returned to her beloved sports car and drove back to the ice cream parlor.

 

“Any luck?” Michiru asked. She stayed in the car the whole time, in case she saw the group somewhere else.

 

“No. They just, like, vanish!” Haruka said. “Now what?”

 

“Well, they did talk about the festival later...”

 

“Right... You think they'll come?”

 

“I think so,” Michiru replied. “Do you think we should tell Setsuna?”

 

“Sure. I think that Saiyan is a martial artist too! I'm beginning to like the sound of the festival already!” and she cracked her knuckles.

 

To be continued...

 

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Next: Ranma in a kimono! Belldandy in a kimono! Keichii in a kimono! Skuld in a kimono! Urd and Mara in a kimono! Hell, aliens in a kimono! More hell! Senshis in a kimono! What the hell? Does chaos really rule Ranma's life?

 

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