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Chapter 2

Female Bondings....

Yuna: *holding announcer mike* But before I introduce these lucky........eight...er NINE LADY"S OUT!!!!! *steps out with eight other girls*

Yuna: "Come forth fellow followers!"

Masked Mystery#1: *steps out with a pig mask on.*

Masked Mystery#2: *steps out with a panda mask on.*

Masked Mystery#3: *steps out with a Fox mask on.*

Masked Mystery#4: *steps out with a dog mask on.*

Masked Mystery#5: *steps out with a wolf mask on.*

Masked Mystery#6: *steps out with a dog mask on.*

Masked Mystery#7: *steps out with a Duck mask on.*

Masked Mystery#8: *steps out with a magician mask on.*

Inuyasha: ...Woman....??

Marik: ......Slaves.......

Sesshoamru: .......I can't see.....can some one take this blind fold off me?.....

Koga: .........X . X...............

Hei: ........RRREEETTTT RRRVVEWE RRRRVVOUT RRROR RRRRVVHERRRR!!" ("GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!")

Yuan: "Now pick your men and don't get hasty here we have dates to go on!!!" she said happily with a giggle.

Mystery woman #8: *whispers anxiously* "Where are the others....I asked for Y***!.......Where is he!" she exclaimed with a pout as she waited for the hostess's answer.

Yuna: "Oh right I almost forgot!!!"

Sesshomaru&Koga&Marik&Inuyasha: O.o

Yuna: *stands up on nearby table* "Attention fan girls!! I said attention fan girls!!!"

Everyone: O.O

Yuna: "Now that I have you're attention. Er can some one pass me my bag?"

Floop!

Yuna: Hokay...lets see....no...no...not...that....definitely not that....er.....OH!!!!"

Everyone: O.O?

Yuna: "Here we go." *pulls out green large button.* Just a push of this button and..."

*off in distance a wall opens up revealing a door that opens up and reveals...*

Mysterious Woman #8: "YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Bone breaking hug!*

Mysterious Woman #7: "MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Hugs him gentle with a kiss in the ear*

Mysterious Woman #3: "KARAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*Hugs him with excitement*

Yami: X.X

Mousse: .........O.O.........

Karama: *smiles* "O.K."

Inuyasha: "HEY!!! How come they weren't tortured, subdued or captured!!!!!?"

Marik: "Yes!! The human is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Koga: ........X . X..................

Sesshoamru: "I still can't see anything..."

Hei: "RAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ("AHHHHHHHHHHH")

Yuna: "......I dunno.......because they agreed on the whole dating thing..."

All men: ...........................

"Yuna: "Any who....on to the dating game...All girls!!! Line up!!"

All women: *Grabs date and steps into line* "Set hut!!!!!!!"

Yuna: *Blows whistle* "Hualt!!!!"

All stop...

Yuna: "Mystery Woman #7, you will be the first to go out into the world....with your date."

Mystery woman #7: "YEAH!!!!!!!! I mean......yeah..Uh great!" *grabs Mousses hand.*

Mousse: "Uh.....Sorry for the mishap. But I am already engaged."

Mystery Woman #7: *sly smirk* "Not any more you bundle of hotness." she says quickly with a grab of the arm.

Yuna: "Well then it is settled!! The first date will be at morning!! For now...everyone will be staying here for the night!!!"

Mystery Woman#8: " It'll be like a sleep over!!!!!!!!!!"

2 hours later.....

Shizu: "You know I just can't wait to get my date with Koga!!!" she yelled constantly as she jumped up and down the bed in excitement.

Ayami: "I can see that..." she said nodding in approval of Shizu's excitement.

Candy: "Hmm yeah I can't wait either....it just soo big of a topic...ya know?" she said with a chibish type smile.

Hakura: "Can you dweebs just be quiet for just a moment? I mean you got you're wish? What more can you ask for?" she asked with a sigh.

Nicki: "*hands on hips* what do ya mean by DWEEBS!!!!!!!!"

Hakura: "Oh nothing.....just go and talk to your brainless buddies and leave me be..." she remarked with a sigh and glare.

Aya&Candy&Ayami: "..........."

Aya: * playfully hits Hakura's back* "Oh c'mon poopy pants! Lighten up!" she yelled in a high pitched voice as she ran around Hakura with glee.

Hakura: "Get off me you STAKING HUMAN!!!!" she yelled.

Aya: ".......Sorry.....*mumbles* ms. poopy pants......."

Hakura: "WHAT!?"

Shizu: "OH KAY!!!! SINCE I'M THE OLDEST HERE!!! YOU Guy's HAFT TO LISTEN TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!" she yelled with an on going echo...

Shizu's echo: "ME....ME....ME!!!!!!"

Everyone: ....*Annoyed by echo that is still going*...

Shizu's echo: "ME....ME....ME......meeeeeeeeeee........"

Everyone: ".....?"

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Everyone: !.!

Shizu: "Like I was saying..."

Aya: "I got a date with Yami! I got a date with Yami!! I GOT A DATE...... WITH YAMI!!!!!!!!" she sang loudly as she skipped along the sedge of the bed.

Shizu: "HEY!!! I was talking here!!!!"

Candy: "Oh calm down Shizu. Aya didn't mean anything by interrupting you....it's not like she was saying you weren't important, r-r-right Klu." She said calmly while sitting on a coach nearby. (Klu: Nick name for Queen Klu....if that's okay)

Klu: "Uh..yeah. It's not like you're not important..." she says while painting nails. `Although you're not as important as me'

Candy: "See! We all love you!!!"

Sakuya: "Not nessacerily. I mean I don't..." she says with a raise of the finger.

Nicki: "Oh c'mon!! You don't really mean that *pokes arm*....do...you?"

Sakuya: -__-# "Yes I do..."

Nicki: "But, but......uh..." *looks around for support*

Nicki: "Sicora...help me out!!!" she yells with an offering hand.

Hakura: "Calm yourself Nicki. She dosen't speak remember...she a mute." She said harshly as she turned to face Sicora.

Hakura: "Aren't you, ya little human." *pokes shoulder*

Hakura: "See she's just a stupid..."

Sicora: (BITE!!!!!)

Hakura: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: O.O

Hakura: "Get her off!!! Get her off!!!!!!!!" she screamed with a choke as she ran around the room with the never ending surprising Sicora locked on her hand.

Yuna: *steps in* "Well I'm back.......OH HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Hakura is trying to pull of Sicora with wrench...no use....*

Yuna: "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" *drops grocery's*

Everyone: "...........................*points at Hakura*..................."

*Hakura who still trying to pull off Sicora off her hand doesn't notice.*

Yuna: "Hakura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'!!!!!!?"

Hakura: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET HER OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "Uh.......uhm........how about no..."

Everyone: O.O

Yuna: "Ha ha!! I mean yes!! Ha ha...just kidding...."

*Tries to pull Sicora off Hakura's hand*

Yuna: "*sweat drops* I can't....get her off......"

Hakura: "W-what?"

Yuna: I can't....get her off...she's kinda stuck..."

Hakura: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN KINDA STUCK!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "........."

Hakura: "Get her of now or I will BITE OFF YOUR HEAD AND SPIT IT OUT RAW!!"

Yuna: ".....HEY!!! WHO ARE YOU TO TALK! I AM THE AUTHOR!!!!!"

Everyone: "....you are....."

Yuna: ".....My gods are you guys stupid...."

Hakura: "Well I am soooo glad you had your moment of prime but now's not the time!! I HAVE A SICKO ON MYHAND!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "WELL THEN STOP FLINCHIN'!!!"

Ayami: "How about I help you out with that?"

Yuna: "Yes.....please!!" *Still trying to pull Sicora off Hakura*

Shizu: "Me too!!"

Sakuya: " What? What!? ...Oh...alright...whatever..."

Yuna: "Now everyone....................................................PULL!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*everyone pulls but ironically enough........nothing happens...

Candy: ".....Ha ha haaa!!!!!!!!! SOOO FUNNNY!!!! MAN ARE YOU GUYS WEAK!!!!"

Everyone: -___________________________-# "SHUT UP!!!"

Candy: "Hmm well if ya don't want my help I can always..." *watches for disappointment*

Candy: "HELLOOOOO!!!"

Everyone: "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Candy: "....I'm gonna help....darn you guys...I was just teasing..."

Sakuya: "*glare* Well then don't tease just..."

Yuna: "PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hakura: "SHE"S NOT BUDGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "No shit?"

Hakura: "NO SHIT!!!"

Ayami: JUST PULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sicora: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Ending chapter credits....(I'm gonna do this now often...)

Aya: "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!"

Candy: "What?"

Aya: "I can't believe I killed YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Candy: "You didn't kill him."

Aya: "Yes I did!!! HE had those funny looking X's on his face!! This proves it...I'm a disaster..."

Sakuya: "Yah.....we know...but please don't come and cry on my shoulder."

*Aya walks over to Sakuya and cry's on her shoulder.*

Sakuya: -_____-###########

Ayami: "Mann is she turning red!!"

Klu: "Yeah, almost as red as my cloak."

*Everyone looks back at Klu's cloak to verify if true.*

Everyone: "Yeah..."

Hakura: "HELLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "What?"

Hakura: "WHY IS SHE STILL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sicora's mind: `I will never let go...'

Hakura: "GET HERE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nicki: "*silently laughs to self* HA HA!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT A SICORA ON YOU!!!!"

Hakura: "STOP TEASING!!!!!!!!!"

Nicki: "*HA HA!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT A SICORA ON YOU!!!!"

Hakura: "Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nicki: "NO!!!"

Hakura: "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

YUNA: "OKAY ALREADY!!!!!!!!! LETS JUST GO ON TO NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! I'm RUNNING OUT OF ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hakura&Nicki: "....................."

Klu: "HEY!!!! Why Diudn't you let me speak!!! I want to speak."

Yuna: "Uhhhhhhh....next chapter."

Klu: "HEY!!!"

Yuna: "........................BYE!!"

KLU: "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!!"

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OKAY!!! Had to end....MANN WAS I USING A LOT OF PAGES!!!!!

WELL ANY WAYZ..........

Well that was the second chapter....Mann is that Sicora a tough girl...and all this time I thought she was sooooooooooooooo goody to shoes and well.....quiet...oh well. Any wayz......

Just wanted to inform you the dates will happen in the chapter after the next.....maybe...... But I assure you.....THEY WILL HAPPEN!!!!!! I just want to have a few chappies were you and other fan girls have a chance to bite...ER..bond.....................................................

P.S. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice please........