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Chapter 5

Good lord.....

Aya: "*blink blink* Are they dead?"

Ayami: "No...just unconscious."

Hakura&NewGirl: X.X

Yuna: "*sweat drop* OH good lord, why me?"

Candy: "*holding Microphone* Yes why you? Why always you? *turns twighlight zone theme music on*"

Ting Ding Ding Ding, Ting Ding Ding Ding, Ting Ding Ding Ding.

Candy: "I am here now with author Yuna Horitaru. Discussing the issue of why she always ends up with idiots in a story."

Everyone: -__-#

Candy: " *Holds up mike* Yuna, is it-"

Aya: *grabs mike* "My countrys, this of V.!!!!!!! Sweaty land of library!!! Where-"

Candy: *grabs mike* "HEY!!! I WAS SPEAKING!!!"

Aya: *also starts to grab back mike* "Well I WAS SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*both start to pull at the mike*

Sakuya: "*puts hand on head* MY lords are you guys stupid."

Sicora: "*stare* Never say the lords name in vain."

Sakuya: -______-#

Candy: "YOU COULD'NT SING FOR YOU'RE LIFE!!!"

Aya: "OH YES I CAN!!!! WATCH!! *grabs a hold of mike* I LOVE YOU!! YOU LOVE-"

*still fighting over mike*

Ayami: "CAN YOU GUYS STOP THE FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nicki: "YEAH!!!! WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Klu: "*raises eyebrow* Don't look at me, no wait. *sprays hair* Okay now you can!!!"

Sicora: "Klu you no that was like....pointless."

Klu: *evil stare*

Sicora: "Okay...never mind...I'm obviously not important....."

Yuna: "STOP!! EVERYONE HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*pause*

Yuna: "I can't stand this any longer!!! So I am gonna make a few changes around here!!!"

Five minutes later...

Yuna: "Everyone in this room has a date, no?"

Everyone: "I guess so...."

Yuna: "Than we should get straight to business. *holds up stacks of paper* I will assign you you're date a number. And with that given number you shall go on you're very own personal date by each given hour so-"

Shizu: *raises hand*

Yuna: "Yes Shizu."

Shizu: "Does that mean we only get a hour to date our...well date?"

Yuna: "No, it just means each of us will go into the world with our date each given hour."

Shizu: *confused look* "Oh....."

Yuna: "We also-"

Aya: *raises hand*

Yuan: "*paranoid look* Yes Aya."

Aya: "Can anyone tell me if Yami is dead. I noticed he never woke up after the 3rd no 2nd no..uhm wait?"

Yuna: -_________-# *twitches eye*

Aya: "...Wait uhm 3rd no 2nd oh never mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "Okay now that there is no more interruptions I can proceed to speaking of the-"

Nicki: "Uhm..."

Yuna: *evil murder killing glare* "Yes..........."

Nicki: *gulp* "Uh...nothing......*stare's back* .........."

Yuna: "Any wayz......."

Klu: *Raises hand*

Yuna: *cracks knuckles* "Yes......Klu....."

Klu: "I have noticed that Hakura and well...the new girl hasn't woken up and-"

Yuan: "OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!"

Five minutes later..............

New person&Hakura: *wakes up*

New person: "Where am I?"

Hakura: *stare* "HEY!! WHY AM I TIED UP IN ROPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*tape player turns on with cops theme song*

Bad (Aya: Girls!) Bad (Aya: Girls!) Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? when they come for you....

Sicora: *runs over to light*

Yuna: *nods head* "Pickle juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*switch!!*

Yuna: "Bring it closer..."

Sakuya: "pickle...Juice?"

Yuna: "...it sounds funny....."

*puts extremely bright light on both Hakura and girl with Tweety*

Candy: *whispers* "Hey Yuna!!!"

Yuna: "What?"

Candy: "Lets play good cop bad cop alright!"

Yuna: *thinks* "I'll be bad cop!"

Candy: -___O# "....Okay!"

*walks over to Hakura*

Candy: "Now Hakura it seems that you've been in a bad situation and-"

Yuna: "YEAH!!! A situation that COULD'VE been avoided if you didn't TRIP AND FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hakura: O.O "okay...what did I do?"

Candy: "Uhm yeah and it also seems that you...uhm whats you're name?"

Hakura: "HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'M HAKURA!!!!!!! DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aya: "I do!!!!!"

Hakura: "Really?"

Aya: *thinks.....*

Hakura: "OH god lord never mind..."

Candy: "Now let's see...Hakura is it?"

Hakura: "I told you...YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shizu: *ties ropes tighter*

New girl: *turns head* "Hey whatcha doing!?"

Yuna: "Tithing the ropes tighter ya accomplice!!"

Hakura: "I TOLD YOU I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TWEETY KIDNAPPING Ya HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Klu: *typing every word*

Sicora's mind: `Humans?'

Flach back...........

*Flash back: Hakura: "Aren't you, ya little human, human, human, human, human ,human................" (End of flash back)*

Sicora: *smirks* "PUNISH THEM BOTH WITH CONSEQUENCE 643!!!"

Everyone: O.O

Hakura: "What is consequence 643?"

Back in the deep dark shadows of the room....

*Tape player*

"Friend ship shall guide us to our future, our destiny, our- *rewind* ship shall guide us to our future, our destiny, our-*rewind* guide us to our future, our destiny, our-*rewind* to our future, our destiny, our-"

BAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranma: "*gasp*....I-I just couldn't take it any longer......IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bakura&Mousse: *blank stare* O.O

Ranma: *sweaty pant* "I needed to beat something up..."

Mousse: "o.....kay......???????"

Bakura: "Hmm, I guess my evil side took over again....sorry about the mishaps boys!!!!"

Ranma&Mousse: *Glare*

Bakura: "Alright then......."

Mousse: "You guys, aren't we supposed to look for *ducks head* you-know-who?"

Ranam&Bakura: "Oh yeah!"

Back with the boys.............

Koga: *plays with tic tak toe with Sesshomaru*

Koga: -______- "You win again........."

Sesshomaru: "I never loose..."

Inuyasha: *smirk*

Sesshomaru: "Shut up..."

*Hiei walks in*

Hiei: *smirk* "Well aren't we going to show the woman our happy greetings?"

Koga&Inuyasha&Sesshomaru: ".......NO!!!!!"

Hiei: "And why not!"

Koga: "They already foiled our plans..."

Sesshomaru: "It be pointless to do anything now..."

Inuyasha: "They got Tweety...."

Everyone: "........"

Inuyasha: "WHAT?"

Mysterious voice: "And it seems that you puppy's are just gonna give up?"

Everyone: O.O

Inuyasha: "Who was that?"

Hiei: "A dead mann......SHOW YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!"

Mysterious voice: "You really want to know....."

Back with girls in creepy old Dungeon....

Shizu: "You sure this is legal?"

Nicki: *shrugs* "I don't know? I'm not there author."

Shizu: "True..."

Yuna: *walks around with army general suit* "A formal member of our group has betrayed us...they must pay..*glares at group of fangirls* there will be...NO MERCY!!!!."

Nicki: *whispers to Sakuya* "Is she for real about this?"

Sakuya: "I actually think this is all very entertaining."

Ayami: *says quietly* "Poor, poor, poor, pooor Hakura...and the other girl....."

Yuna: *looks over at murder person with mask on*

Everyone: O.O

Murder person: *pulls off mask* "No! Just me Aya!!!" *puts mask back on*

Yuna: "LOWER THEM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Murder person/Aya: "Yes Ma'm!!!"

*a large cage in lowered down with Hakura and other girl in it*

Other girl: "MY NAME IS AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "Yes...but now is not the time."

*pulls out large poll*

Hakura: "What are you going to do with that large stick?"

Yuna: "I have no ideal...any wayz, do you have any last words?"

Hakura: "I TOLD YOU!! I AM F******* Innocent!!!"

Amanda: "*scared look in her eyes*Mommy?"

Yuna: "Lower them in the lava..."

Hakura&Amanda: LAVA!!!!!

Yuna: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lower them, now, so I can resume my evil laugh......HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!"

Amanda: "WAIT WAIT!! YOU MUST KNOW!!! I AM A FAN GIRL!!! I CAM HERE FOR MY BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: O.O

Yuna: "Oh.......*hits head* shit!!"

Murder person/Aya: *takes off mask* "So were not going to burn them alive and serve them as cat food to Fluffy you're cat?"

Everyone: >.O

Yuna: *sweat drop* "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sakuya: -______<## "Fluffy?"

Yuna: "Ha ha..she's lying I tell ya!!!"

Sakuya: *death glare*

Yuna: "......O.O....OPEN THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!"

*cage immediately opens up releasing Hakura and Amanda to safety*

Shizu: "Oh MY GOD!!! WERE SOO SORRY!"

Ayami: "I can't believe we almost did that!"

Klu: "My lord, what was I thinking!!!"

Sakuya: "...yeah...sorry...."

Sicora: "Oops..."

Candy: "Uhm yeah...he he....sorry."

Nicki: "Heh, Sorry dude...."

Aya: *runs over to Hakura and bear hugs her* "I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!"

Hakura: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Amanda: "Oh!! DOG PILE!!!!!!!!!!!" *Jumps on Hakura and Aya*

Yuna: "...yeah...uhm..sorry......."

*walks over to cage*

Yuna: "Good for nothing piece of-!!!!"

*kicks cage*

Yuna: ".....OWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs around holding bruised foot*

Over in the shadows of the room.....

Evil Marik: "Hmph...fools, they will see what happens when they try to mess with the king of all duel monsters!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAA!"

Jaken: "Yeah!!! They won't know what hit them!!!!!!!!!!!"

*both begin to laugh*

Jaken&EvilMarik: "HA HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&am p;*&*&*&*&*&&**&*&*&&*&*&*& amp;*&*&*&*&*

(Ending credits)

Yuna: "Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Again a cliffie!! Eviler than last time, no?"

Sakuya: -___-# "I said for the freakin last time..IT COULD'VE BEEN MORE EVILER!"

Yuna: *pouts* "Oh...alright..."

Aya: "Will Yami ever wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hakura: "No...proabably not..."

Aya: *turns head* "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"