Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sports Are Bad For Your Health ❯ Enter, Stage Left ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Tsukiakari Anei 
Everyone gets the full rundown. And maybe might just figure out why sports are so unhealthy.
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action / | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.17.2005 | Updated On: 07.17.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 685 | Status: Completed
Everyone gets the full rundown. And maybe might just figure out why sports are so unhealthy.
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action / | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.17.2005 | Updated On: 07.17.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 685 | Status: Completed
Story: Sports Are Bad For Your Health
Chapter: 1
Chapter written by: Tsukiakari Anei
Akari: Hello. We've decided to create a fic where we will have various anime characters stay at our houses.
Tari: Yeah. The characters we will have are... Inuyasha, Kagome, Youko KuramaMINE DON'T TOUCH!
Akari: Are you feeling okay?
Tari: Fine!
Akari: How many fingers am I holding up? (holds up 2)
Tari: Uh, 10.
Akari: o_O We'll just have a lot of characters from many shows.
Tari: Oh yeah, and we don't own any of the characters that we will have in this fic.
Akari: Except for some like us and her parents.
Tari: Read and Review.
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Akari: I suppose you all wanna know why I brought you here?
Tari: Brought who here?
Akari: Well, the anime characters.
Tari: There's noone here.
Akari: Oh. Whoops! Eh he he!
Tari: (rolls eyes)You're such an idiot!
Akari: Okay, the characters here will be... (snaps fingers)
A scroll appears in Akari's hand that travels to the ground and into the neighbors yard.
Akari: O_O
Tari: O_O
Akari: u_u Eh! None of these people. (rolls the scroll up and tosses it into the neighbors yard, where a dog catches it and buries it)
Tari: O-kay. That was weird!
Akari: (pulls out magic laptop and types some anime characters names)
Anime characters: (appear magically consisting off... Inuyasha, Kagome, Youko Kurama, Hiei, Botan, Hikaru, Ranma, Sango, Miroku, Akane, Miaka, Koaru, etc.)
Akari: I suppose you all wanna know why I brought you here?
Ranma: Uh, yeah. I was kinda wondering that.
Akari: Good! I brought you here cause you are the best of the best! We will fight for our freedom, and we will gain it in the name of the United States of America!
Anime characters: O_O
Tari: Akari, Akari! You're done! Now, go over there, and try to contain yourself from watching any more old war movies.
Akari: Okay! (wanders off)
Tari: We brought you here mainly so we can compete in sports. That and/or the usual crimes and other random stuff like that.
Characters: Fine!
Nabiki: So, what are we gonna do?
Tari: I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Akari: We're playing basketball. I'll take the Inuyasha and Ranma crew. Tari, you'll get the rest.
Yusuke: Where are we gonna play it?
Akari: In the sports dome in Tari's backyard.
Botan: You have a sports dome in your backyard?
Tari: Uh yeah! It was my dad's idea. Eh he he!
Botan: Dun'na.
Kagome: Who will be referee?
Happosai: I will!
Ranma: No you won't! (grabs him away from the girls)
Kasumi: I'll do it!
Tari: Okay it's settled then.
They all walk into the basketball court and create 2 team huddles. After 5 minutes, they're done.
Akari's team: TTS! (Tari's team sucks)
Tari's team: ATS! (Akari's team sucks)
Kasumi: (stands in the middle of the court and throws the ball up)
Akari: (catches it)
And so the game begins. Yes the brutal game where everyone ends up breaking an arm or a leg. Or, in Miroku's case, more than one and a nose.
Miroku and Happosai: (come forward)
Happosai: Come here baby! (dives in Botan's chest)
Botan: Ewwwww... GET IT OFF OF ME! (pries him off)
Miroku: Hm, maybe I should try that! (walks towards Sango) Oh Sango!
Akari: (grabs him and turns him around)Now is not the time Miroku.
Yusuke: (hogging the ball) Ha ha. No one can get it can they.
Inuyasha: (runs by in a flash and steals it from him) Thanks!
Yusuke: Hey!
Inuyasha: (passes it to Akari)
Akari: (holding ball over head)
Hiei: (trying and failing to steal the ball from her because of height advantage)
Akari: Ha ha! Can't reach it can you midget?
Hiei: Hn! (jumps up and steals it from her)
Akari: (points a threatening finger) HEY! NO DEMONIC POWERS, IN THE BASKETBALL COURT!
Hiei: Hn! (passes the ball to Yusuke)
Botan: (wide open) Yusuke, over here!
Yusuke: (dribbles around foolishly)
Botan: Yusuke! Pass the ball!
Yusuke: No way!
Botan: Why you! GIVE ME THAT BALL RIGHT NOW! (smacks him with her oar)
Tari: NO OARS, EITHER!
30 Minutes Later
Everyone: (fighting)
Tari and Akari: (away from the anime char.)
Tari: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea!
Akari: Yeah!
Ball: (left forgotten in the middle of the court) I'll say! I mean that's just rude. Do you have any idea what it feels like to be jerked around like that?
Everyone: O_O
Keiko: Is that a talking ball or am I just seeing things?
Ball: I'm Bally, baby!
Akari: You'd think that a talking ball would have a better name!
Tari: That is just wrong!
Bally: So is your face! Bimbo! Hahahahahahaha!
Tari: Why you! (stabs a sword through the ball)
Bally: (deflated) Goodbye, cruel world!
Mrs. Ball (aka Bally's mom): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Bally! You killed him you wench!
Tari: (stabs Mrs. Ball) Take that!
Mr. Ball (aka Bally's dad): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! My wife.
Tari: (stabs Mr. Ball also) Ha ha ha! Bring it on, balls!
Akari: Do you hear yourself when you talk?
Tari: Shutup!
Akari: You know what? This is just getting too weird! I'm ending the chapter here!(pulls out magic laptop)
Story:(ends)
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Dares
Akari: At the end of every chapter, we would like to do a couple of dares.
Tari: Send us in any dare suggestions you might have.
Akari: Okay! I dare you hula dance till the dare section is over.
Tari: Whatever! (starts dancing)
Kuwabara: Ahhhhhhhh! My eyes!
Tari: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... -_-***
Yusuke: Ooh! I got one! I dare Keiko to hit Hiei!
Keiko: (hits Yusuke)
Yusuke: Owww! What was that for?
Keiko: Oops! I missed.
Yusuke: Very funny!
Akari: I'm hungry!
Everyone: o_O
Yusuke: Genma, I dare you to eat the Elder Toguro’s fingers!
Genma: o_O Who’s that?
Akari: I’ll bring him in! (pulls out mag. lapt. and types Toguro’s name)
Toguro: (appears) Eat my fingers! (stretches them out to Genma’s face)
Genma: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Ranma: Even I feel sorry for pops!
Genma: Ooh! I got an idea. (grabs a bucket of water and dumps it over his head)
Everyone: (sweatdrops)
Ranma: Okay, I take back what I said.
Genma: (holds up sign) "I'm a panda. Pandas can't eat fingers."
Yusuke: Convenient!
Hikaru: I don't think anyone would wanna touch those things. Let alone eat them.
Kuwabara: Yeah, listen to the girl you shoulder monkey. Get lost, we don't want you around here anymore.
Toguro: Ooh, I think somebody wants to shake hands.
Kuwabara: (screams like a girl)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (hides behind Yukina) Protect me my sweet!
Hiei: (growls)
Toguro: I think everyone wants to shake hands with me.
Everyone: (scatters) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tari and Akari: (standing in the middle of the yard) -_-****
Tari: This is just getting a little too annoying.(pulls out mag. lapt. and finishes story)
Story: (ends)
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Akari: Okay, stories over.
Tari: Please review, oh and send us some dares please?
Akari: Bye bye!
Chapter: 1
Chapter written by: Tsukiakari Anei
Akari: Hello. We've decided to create a fic where we will have various anime characters stay at our houses.
Tari: Yeah. The characters we will have are... Inuyasha, Kagome, Youko KuramaMINE DON'T TOUCH!
Akari: Are you feeling okay?
Tari: Fine!
Akari: How many fingers am I holding up? (holds up 2)
Tari: Uh, 10.
Akari: o_O We'll just have a lot of characters from many shows.
Tari: Oh yeah, and we don't own any of the characters that we will have in this fic.
Akari: Except for some like us and her parents.
Tari: Read and Review.
*************************************************************** *************************************
Akari: I suppose you all wanna know why I brought you here?
Tari: Brought who here?
Akari: Well, the anime characters.
Tari: There's noone here.
Akari: Oh. Whoops! Eh he he!
Tari: (rolls eyes)You're such an idiot!
Akari: Okay, the characters here will be... (snaps fingers)
A scroll appears in Akari's hand that travels to the ground and into the neighbors yard.
Akari: O_O
Tari: O_O
Akari: u_u Eh! None of these people. (rolls the scroll up and tosses it into the neighbors yard, where a dog catches it and buries it)
Tari: O-kay. That was weird!
Akari: (pulls out magic laptop and types some anime characters names)
Anime characters: (appear magically consisting off... Inuyasha, Kagome, Youko Kurama, Hiei, Botan, Hikaru, Ranma, Sango, Miroku, Akane, Miaka, Koaru, etc.)
Akari: I suppose you all wanna know why I brought you here?
Ranma: Uh, yeah. I was kinda wondering that.
Akari: Good! I brought you here cause you are the best of the best! We will fight for our freedom, and we will gain it in the name of the United States of America!
Anime characters: O_O
Tari: Akari, Akari! You're done! Now, go over there, and try to contain yourself from watching any more old war movies.
Akari: Okay! (wanders off)
Tari: We brought you here mainly so we can compete in sports. That and/or the usual crimes and other random stuff like that.
Characters: Fine!
Nabiki: So, what are we gonna do?
Tari: I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Akari: We're playing basketball. I'll take the Inuyasha and Ranma crew. Tari, you'll get the rest.
Yusuke: Where are we gonna play it?
Akari: In the sports dome in Tari's backyard.
Botan: You have a sports dome in your backyard?
Tari: Uh yeah! It was my dad's idea. Eh he he!
Botan: Dun'na.
Kagome: Who will be referee?
Happosai: I will!
Ranma: No you won't! (grabs him away from the girls)
Kasumi: I'll do it!
Tari: Okay it's settled then.
They all walk into the basketball court and create 2 team huddles. After 5 minutes, they're done.
Akari's team: TTS! (Tari's team sucks)
Tari's team: ATS! (Akari's team sucks)
Kasumi: (stands in the middle of the court and throws the ball up)
Akari: (catches it)
And so the game begins. Yes the brutal game where everyone ends up breaking an arm or a leg. Or, in Miroku's case, more than one and a nose.
Miroku and Happosai: (come forward)
Happosai: Come here baby! (dives in Botan's chest)
Botan: Ewwwww... GET IT OFF OF ME! (pries him off)
Miroku: Hm, maybe I should try that! (walks towards Sango) Oh Sango!
Akari: (grabs him and turns him around)Now is not the time Miroku.
Yusuke: (hogging the ball) Ha ha. No one can get it can they.
Inuyasha: (runs by in a flash and steals it from him) Thanks!
Yusuke: Hey!
Inuyasha: (passes it to Akari)
Akari: (holding ball over head)
Hiei: (trying and failing to steal the ball from her because of height advantage)
Akari: Ha ha! Can't reach it can you midget?
Hiei: Hn! (jumps up and steals it from her)
Akari: (points a threatening finger) HEY! NO DEMONIC POWERS, IN THE BASKETBALL COURT!
Hiei: Hn! (passes the ball to Yusuke)
Botan: (wide open) Yusuke, over here!
Yusuke: (dribbles around foolishly)
Botan: Yusuke! Pass the ball!
Yusuke: No way!
Botan: Why you! GIVE ME THAT BALL RIGHT NOW! (smacks him with her oar)
Tari: NO OARS, EITHER!
30 Minutes Later
Everyone: (fighting)
Tari and Akari: (away from the anime char.)
Tari: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea!
Akari: Yeah!
Ball: (left forgotten in the middle of the court) I'll say! I mean that's just rude. Do you have any idea what it feels like to be jerked around like that?
Everyone: O_O
Keiko: Is that a talking ball or am I just seeing things?
Ball: I'm Bally, baby!
Akari: You'd think that a talking ball would have a better name!
Tari: That is just wrong!
Bally: So is your face! Bimbo! Hahahahahahaha!
Tari: Why you! (stabs a sword through the ball)
Bally: (deflated) Goodbye, cruel world!
Mrs. Ball (aka Bally's mom): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Bally! You killed him you wench!
Tari: (stabs Mrs. Ball) Take that!
Mr. Ball (aka Bally's dad): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! My wife.
Tari: (stabs Mr. Ball also) Ha ha ha! Bring it on, balls!
Akari: Do you hear yourself when you talk?
Tari: Shutup!
Akari: You know what? This is just getting too weird! I'm ending the chapter here!(pulls out magic laptop)
Story:(ends)
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Dares
Akari: At the end of every chapter, we would like to do a couple of dares.
Tari: Send us in any dare suggestions you might have.
Akari: Okay! I dare you hula dance till the dare section is over.
Tari: Whatever! (starts dancing)
Kuwabara: Ahhhhhhhh! My eyes!
Tari: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... -_-***
Yusuke: Ooh! I got one! I dare Keiko to hit Hiei!
Keiko: (hits Yusuke)
Yusuke: Owww! What was that for?
Keiko: Oops! I missed.
Yusuke: Very funny!
Akari: I'm hungry!
Everyone: o_O
Yusuke: Genma, I dare you to eat the Elder Toguro’s fingers!
Genma: o_O Who’s that?
Akari: I’ll bring him in! (pulls out mag. lapt. and types Toguro’s name)
Toguro: (appears) Eat my fingers! (stretches them out to Genma’s face)
Genma: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Ranma: Even I feel sorry for pops!
Genma: Ooh! I got an idea. (grabs a bucket of water and dumps it over his head)
Everyone: (sweatdrops)
Ranma: Okay, I take back what I said.
Genma: (holds up sign) "I'm a panda. Pandas can't eat fingers."
Yusuke: Convenient!
Hikaru: I don't think anyone would wanna touch those things. Let alone eat them.
Kuwabara: Yeah, listen to the girl you shoulder monkey. Get lost, we don't want you around here anymore.
Toguro: Ooh, I think somebody wants to shake hands.
Kuwabara: (screams like a girl)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (hides behind Yukina) Protect me my sweet!
Hiei: (growls)
Toguro: I think everyone wants to shake hands with me.
Everyone: (scatters) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tari and Akari: (standing in the middle of the yard) -_-****
Tari: This is just getting a little too annoying.(pulls out mag. lapt. and finishes story)
Story: (ends)
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Akari: Okay, stories over.
Tari: Please review, oh and send us some dares please?
Akari: Bye bye!