Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ CHICAGO ❯ Prologue: Funny Honey ( Prologue )

Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma & Co. -- all rights belong to Rumiko Takahashi. I don't own Chicago the motion picture or any of the songs from Chicago -- all rights belong to Miramax and the producers and songwriters. Please don't sue me -- I'm unemployed and I get no allowance.

Prologue: Funny Honey

He loves me so,

and it all suits me fine.

That funny,

sunny,

honey,

hubby of mine.

Take out the hubby and insert fiancée. Then the song fits. Ranma Saotome, the sixteen-year-old boy-girl who came into my life a few months ago and made me fall in love. But then, who wouldn't lust after one of the best martial artists to ever inhabit Nerima? Handsome, helpful, either the most caring and sensitive man you'll ever meet or the biggest macho jerk, Ranma had more suitors than I could count.

So is that the reason for the conversation I'm hearing right now between him, his father and mine?

"Mr. Tendo," Ranma began, "I'm leaving."

A hysterical cry from my father. After all, no Ranma, no hand in marriage for his beloved little girl. "Ranma, my boy, you can't be serious!"

"Of course Ranma isn't! He's just kidding around with you Soun. I wouldn't be too worried--" Genma was cut off by a sharp slap.

"No, pop," Ranma continued, his tone angry, "I am serious. You can either stay here without me or leave with me back to China. I can't stay here and wait for a wedding that'll never happen."

I felt my throat close up. What the hell did he mean a wedding that wouldn't happen? It was planned, it was about to occur if it wasn't for all those lovesick jerks that interfered!

"We'll be packing our bags tonight," Ranma commanded, "and we'll leave early tomorrow morning. I won't stay here. I'll just be a reminder to Akane of the wedding that failed and probably will never happen. Let her continue on with her life, Mr. Tendo. "

I couldn't stand to hear anymore so I ran. I was as angry as hell. If Ranma loved me, like he admitted when I almost died in China, he wouldn't give up on me. Goddamn him. Goddamn the whole fuckin' world!

That scummy,

crummy,

dummy!

Hubby of mine!

prologue finished! I can't say it's the best because I needed an intro so I just threw some shit in but I promise the story will get better as it progresses. hopefully. R&R please! more background info in the next chapter. Not everything's gonna be exactly like the movie, but have fun reading!