Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Close Encounters of the One Half Kind ❯ Reputation Threat ( Chapter 11 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mokenda 
Touya's a good fighter and Ranma can't stand it! Is his reputation as the best in the city going to go down the drain? (Was it ever there?! O_O)
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 210 | Status: Completed
Touya's a good fighter and Ranma can't stand it! Is his reputation as the best in the city going to go down the drain? (Was it ever there?! O_O)
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 210 | Status: Completed
Finally! I'm back with chapter 11! As you read in the previous chapter, a new boy has come to Ranma's school to add to the troubles of the group of friends, but something's different about this boy, he's serious just about all the time! Talk about personality clones...
*glances over at Akito Hayama from Kodomo no Omocha/Kodocha*
Another thing about this boy is that he can fight! Is he better than Ranma? Well, not even I know that yet! I mean, it's not like I dive into their personal lives! I'M NOT A PERVERT!!! *looks down and sees Happosai clinging to her boobs* Wha- *bulging nerve* DIIIIIIIIE!!! *grabs and throws Happosai across the room then shoots him with a bazooka* See? That's what happens to perverts...
Happosai: ...ouuuuch...
Me: Keh Keh Keh... on with the story!
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Ranma is still going on about what's wrong with Touya and how strange it is that he turns up right then and there when the fighting tournament is about to begin and he just 'happens' to become friends with Jessica and the others so quickly.
"I'm telling you, Akane," Ranma says between mouthfuls of rice, "they're up to something! I've never seen that guy before!"
"Did you ever stop to think it's because he's new?" Akana spats at Ranma.
"Hey! I was chasing the pervert all over the town about 10 times that morning and I only saw him for the first time at school!"
"Maybe he was inside his house and lives close to the school, did you ever think of that?"
"Yes... er... no..."
"YOU BAKA!!!"
Akane takes her cup of water and throws it at Ranma causing him to turn into a girl, the 7 friends come into the... erm... I suppose it's a dining room...
"YAY!!! I finally got to see Ranma in his girl form!" Says Elora excitedly, she runs over and begins poking Ranma-chan in the boob. "Are they really real?"
Ranma-chan sits there blushing and fuming at the same time.
"Will.. you please stop that?..." Ranma-chan says trying to contain the anger.
"Meh, you're no fun..." Elora says, then looks away only to find Happosai clinging to her chest. She stares for a few moments, then finally she finds her voice... "GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA*breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAH!!!!!!"
She grabs Happosai and shoves him into the garbage disposal and turns it on.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! THE PAIN!! THE PAIN!!! AKANE!!! KASUMI!!! NABIKIIIIIII!!!" Happosai screams in agony.
"Elora, you're being a little harsh..." Jessica says sympathetically.
"YES! SOMEONE WHO CARES!!!" Happosai says happily though weakly through the pain.
"You need to be completely and utterly harsh!"
"WHAT?!?!" Happosai cries
Jessica pulls out a few very VERY sharp knives and sticks them into the disposal blade down then turns the disposal on again.
"There we go!"
*differnet narrator begins to narrate*
Hours later Happosai managed to crawl out of the disposal, though he made sure he never tried to caress Elora or Jessica when in they are in the dining room or kitchen ever again.
The End....
WAIT!!! DAMMIT!!! *shoots the part time narrator* I'M NEVER HIRING AN ASSISTANT AGAIN!!!
Now, back to the plot.... if there even was one...
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They're back at school the next day, and again, Ranma is pissed about all the attention Touya's getting. *coughJEALOUScough*
"Ranma, why are you so jealous of Touya?"
Ranma and Akane are watching from afar as Elora jumps on Touya's back causing him to just about fall over from the suprise, he tosses her off his back causing her to land face down on the cement.
"Look, I'm not jealous, there's just something suspicious about that guy..."
"Perhaps it's because you're afraid that he's better than you" Akane says with a flat tone to her voice.
"What?!"
"Admit it, you're afraid it's going to ruin your reputation for best fighter."
Elora, who somehow got a machete, begins chasing Touya down the hallway at breakneck speed.
"I AM NOT!!!"
"... You know that it would fit you a lot better acting like that if you were a girl..." Akane says tauntingly.
Akane walks off to her class as the bell rings leaving Ranma standing there fuming over what she said.
Inside class, the teacher hands back the papers that the class (excluding Touya) did the other day.
"Shawn 98%... Elora 87%... Jessica 90%... Johnathan 93%... Karen 85%... Renee... Renee, may I ask you a question?"
"Shoot" Renee says simply.
"Why did you paste this picture to your paper?" He holds up the picture of Matt naked that was thrown off of the cliff.
"I didn't paste it there, it got stuck to the paper while I was digging around in the garbage can!" She shows him the back of the picture to reveal that it had been stuck there with a half chewed stick of gum.
"Hey! That's mine!" Johnathan shouts from the back of the room, he comes to the front, grabs the gum, and goes back to the back of the room.
"Erm... all...right then..." The teacher says, still not used to the strange antics of the friends.
"Hey, Elora." Shawn says, Elora doesn't react, "Hey, Elora!" He repeats, a little louder. Elora still doesn't react. "E-HORA!!!" Elora finally reacts by throwing a book at him, Touya aids in this by allowing her to throw his desk at Shawn as well, though no one seems to notice the bulging vein on Touya's forhead.
"WHAT?!?!?!" She screams.
"Finally you listen..." Shawn says, beat up by the flying classroom items. "You know you really need to start getting used to it, you're going to look really stupid if you don't respond."
People in the class stare, confused as to what they are talking about. That is, except for most of the girls, who are drooling as they gaze at Touya and are thinking about how kind he is for lending Elora the desk to pelt Shawn with. Karen is sitting in her desk quietly though, the reason being she is staring loving at screen shots of her two favorite Yu Yu Hakusho characters, Kurama and Hiei. ...No they are not gay... Renee is somehow making love to the picture of Matt, not going into description though, because it might scar the young minds of those who would be forced to picture it. Jessica... she was chasing a guy down the hallway whom she found to look like Colin Mochrie, with hair that is. And Johnathan.... well... who gives a damn about him right now! Bwahaha.... fine.... he's reading Lesbian porn magazines... HAPPY?!?!?!
And of course, Shawn and Elora are arguing... though differently than usual... in other words, Elora doesn't claw him. *gasp*
"You know," Akane notices, "He wears clothes like a martial artist wears, I wonder if he's really one, and if so, how good he is."
"And why would I care?" Ranma says through his teeth.
"Jealousy!" Akane says in a sing song voice.
"Ha... I've beaten everyone who's challenged me before..."
"You're so full of yourself..." She pulls out her mallot and hits Ranma on the head, harder than usual, "...you BAKA!!!"
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After school, Ranma, who now has a huge swollen bump on his head, heads to see Dr. Tofu.
"Stupid girl..." He grumbles to himself, about 2 blocks away from the doctors, he sees something that catches his eye. Ryoga, Kuno, Happosai, Mousse, and a few others who bother Ranma on a regular basis, are all beaten up and lying unconsious in an open lot. He goes over to see, they all have large bruises, and a couple of them are even bleeding, rather than leave them there, he takes them all to Dr. Tofu's with him, though draggin his least favorites behind. It turns out that he likes Mousse at least a LITTLE better than the others. (NO, NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PEOPLE WITH PERVERTED MINDS!!! *baka slaps them*)
Once at Dr. Tofu's, he looks them over and concludes the reason for their wounds.
"It seems that they were all badly beaten up by somebody, but I believe they'll all make a full recovery." He says adjusting his glasses.
Mousse, opens his eyes, his glasses had been broken, so you don't have to picture those annoying and crappy swirls, besides, he looks better without glasses. XD
"Mmmn... where am I?" He looks around and finds himself bandaged, "AAAH! Am I dead?!"
"......*sweatdrop*......."
"......*sweatdrop*......."
"No," Dr. Tofu says, regaining his compusure, "You were badly bruised along with these others here." He points to Happosai, Ryoga, and Kuno who are laying on the other beds.
"Oh yes! I remember!" Mousse hits his fist into his hand, "We all attacked him because he was attracting the love of the girls we love, he fought back!"
"Who?" Ranma asks.
"Touya!"
"WHAT?!"
"Yes, it turns out that he's a greater martial artist than we expected... now... where are my extra glasses?"
Mousse sticks his head down the sleave of his robes and during this, you can hear as though someone is walking down stairs, he calls to the others, his voice sounds distant and as though he's in a basement or cave.
"I found the fridge! Hmmm... come to think of it, a snack would be nice... Would you two like anything to eat or drink?"
You can hear the sound of a fridge opening up.
"Hey! My extra glasses are in here! Haha! A little cold though... Maybe if I put them in my thong..."
He pokes his head out to find that both Ranma and Dr. Tofu have left.
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back at the Dojo
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"Damn! I can't believe it!" Ranma moans to himself, "This guy IS strong! He beat them all at once!"
"I'M SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU SON!!!" Genma cries, "I should have had a daughter! She'd be more manly than you!"
"What are you talking about? I havn't even fought the guy yet!!!"
"I'm just practicing."
"........*sweatdrop*.........."
"Tell you what, son, I'm going to train you harder than ever!"
"Wha-?"
"You will beat this Touya with ease!"
"Er... uh...."
Sitting on the stairs, where she can see Ranma and Genma, is Elora, her bangs are shadowing her eyes, she smirks Eeeeevily.
"Heh... that's what you think..."
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That's the end of chapter 11! Yep!
If you're wondering why Elora is acting so demonic in that last little bit... that's one of the many strange things that she does on a regular basis. That's right! So get used to it! Mwahahahahaaaaaa!
*Elora comes in with a rifle* Heeeere kitty kitty kitty... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere kitty kitty kitty! *looks up and has fangs*
Meep! I'm not a cat! *looks down and finds that somehow she was put in a cat suit* AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
DIE KITTY FROM HELL!!!!! *chases author until the beginning of chapter 12*
~Chapter 12~
The Tournament Begins
*glances over at Akito Hayama from Kodomo no Omocha/Kodocha*
Another thing about this boy is that he can fight! Is he better than Ranma? Well, not even I know that yet! I mean, it's not like I dive into their personal lives! I'M NOT A PERVERT!!! *looks down and sees Happosai clinging to her boobs* Wha- *bulging nerve* DIIIIIIIIE!!! *grabs and throws Happosai across the room then shoots him with a bazooka* See? That's what happens to perverts...
Happosai: ...ouuuuch...
Me: Keh Keh Keh... on with the story!
---------------------------------------------------
Ranma is still going on about what's wrong with Touya and how strange it is that he turns up right then and there when the fighting tournament is about to begin and he just 'happens' to become friends with Jessica and the others so quickly.
"I'm telling you, Akane," Ranma says between mouthfuls of rice, "they're up to something! I've never seen that guy before!"
"Did you ever stop to think it's because he's new?" Akana spats at Ranma.
"Hey! I was chasing the pervert all over the town about 10 times that morning and I only saw him for the first time at school!"
"Maybe he was inside his house and lives close to the school, did you ever think of that?"
"Yes... er... no..."
"YOU BAKA!!!"
Akane takes her cup of water and throws it at Ranma causing him to turn into a girl, the 7 friends come into the... erm... I suppose it's a dining room...
"YAY!!! I finally got to see Ranma in his girl form!" Says Elora excitedly, she runs over and begins poking Ranma-chan in the boob. "Are they really real?"
Ranma-chan sits there blushing and fuming at the same time.
"Will.. you please stop that?..." Ranma-chan says trying to contain the anger.
"Meh, you're no fun..." Elora says, then looks away only to find Happosai clinging to her chest. She stares for a few moments, then finally she finds her voice... "GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA*breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAH!!!!!!"
She grabs Happosai and shoves him into the garbage disposal and turns it on.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! THE PAIN!! THE PAIN!!! AKANE!!! KASUMI!!! NABIKIIIIIII!!!" Happosai screams in agony.
"Elora, you're being a little harsh..." Jessica says sympathetically.
"YES! SOMEONE WHO CARES!!!" Happosai says happily though weakly through the pain.
"You need to be completely and utterly harsh!"
"WHAT?!?!" Happosai cries
Jessica pulls out a few very VERY sharp knives and sticks them into the disposal blade down then turns the disposal on again.
"There we go!"
*differnet narrator begins to narrate*
Hours later Happosai managed to crawl out of the disposal, though he made sure he never tried to caress Elora or Jessica when in they are in the dining room or kitchen ever again.
The End....
WAIT!!! DAMMIT!!! *shoots the part time narrator* I'M NEVER HIRING AN ASSISTANT AGAIN!!!
Now, back to the plot.... if there even was one...
***********************************************
They're back at school the next day, and again, Ranma is pissed about all the attention Touya's getting. *coughJEALOUScough*
"Ranma, why are you so jealous of Touya?"
Ranma and Akane are watching from afar as Elora jumps on Touya's back causing him to just about fall over from the suprise, he tosses her off his back causing her to land face down on the cement.
"Look, I'm not jealous, there's just something suspicious about that guy..."
"Perhaps it's because you're afraid that he's better than you" Akane says with a flat tone to her voice.
"What?!"
"Admit it, you're afraid it's going to ruin your reputation for best fighter."
Elora, who somehow got a machete, begins chasing Touya down the hallway at breakneck speed.
"I AM NOT!!!"
"... You know that it would fit you a lot better acting like that if you were a girl..." Akane says tauntingly.
Akane walks off to her class as the bell rings leaving Ranma standing there fuming over what she said.
Inside class, the teacher hands back the papers that the class (excluding Touya) did the other day.
"Shawn 98%... Elora 87%... Jessica 90%... Johnathan 93%... Karen 85%... Renee... Renee, may I ask you a question?"
"Shoot" Renee says simply.
"Why did you paste this picture to your paper?" He holds up the picture of Matt naked that was thrown off of the cliff.
"I didn't paste it there, it got stuck to the paper while I was digging around in the garbage can!" She shows him the back of the picture to reveal that it had been stuck there with a half chewed stick of gum.
"Hey! That's mine!" Johnathan shouts from the back of the room, he comes to the front, grabs the gum, and goes back to the back of the room.
"Erm... all...right then..." The teacher says, still not used to the strange antics of the friends.
"Hey, Elora." Shawn says, Elora doesn't react, "Hey, Elora!" He repeats, a little louder. Elora still doesn't react. "E-HORA!!!" Elora finally reacts by throwing a book at him, Touya aids in this by allowing her to throw his desk at Shawn as well, though no one seems to notice the bulging vein on Touya's forhead.
"WHAT?!?!?!" She screams.
"Finally you listen..." Shawn says, beat up by the flying classroom items. "You know you really need to start getting used to it, you're going to look really stupid if you don't respond."
People in the class stare, confused as to what they are talking about. That is, except for most of the girls, who are drooling as they gaze at Touya and are thinking about how kind he is for lending Elora the desk to pelt Shawn with. Karen is sitting in her desk quietly though, the reason being she is staring loving at screen shots of her two favorite Yu Yu Hakusho characters, Kurama and Hiei. ...No they are not gay... Renee is somehow making love to the picture of Matt, not going into description though, because it might scar the young minds of those who would be forced to picture it. Jessica... she was chasing a guy down the hallway whom she found to look like Colin Mochrie, with hair that is. And Johnathan.... well... who gives a damn about him right now! Bwahaha.... fine.... he's reading Lesbian porn magazines... HAPPY?!?!?!
And of course, Shawn and Elora are arguing... though differently than usual... in other words, Elora doesn't claw him. *gasp*
"You know," Akane notices, "He wears clothes like a martial artist wears, I wonder if he's really one, and if so, how good he is."
"And why would I care?" Ranma says through his teeth.
"Jealousy!" Akane says in a sing song voice.
"Ha... I've beaten everyone who's challenged me before..."
"You're so full of yourself..." She pulls out her mallot and hits Ranma on the head, harder than usual, "...you BAKA!!!"
******************
After school, Ranma, who now has a huge swollen bump on his head, heads to see Dr. Tofu.
"Stupid girl..." He grumbles to himself, about 2 blocks away from the doctors, he sees something that catches his eye. Ryoga, Kuno, Happosai, Mousse, and a few others who bother Ranma on a regular basis, are all beaten up and lying unconsious in an open lot. He goes over to see, they all have large bruises, and a couple of them are even bleeding, rather than leave them there, he takes them all to Dr. Tofu's with him, though draggin his least favorites behind. It turns out that he likes Mousse at least a LITTLE better than the others. (NO, NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PEOPLE WITH PERVERTED MINDS!!! *baka slaps them*)
Once at Dr. Tofu's, he looks them over and concludes the reason for their wounds.
"It seems that they were all badly beaten up by somebody, but I believe they'll all make a full recovery." He says adjusting his glasses.
Mousse, opens his eyes, his glasses had been broken, so you don't have to picture those annoying and crappy swirls, besides, he looks better without glasses. XD
"Mmmn... where am I?" He looks around and finds himself bandaged, "AAAH! Am I dead?!"
"......*sweatdrop*......."
"......*sweatdrop*......."
"No," Dr. Tofu says, regaining his compusure, "You were badly bruised along with these others here." He points to Happosai, Ryoga, and Kuno who are laying on the other beds.
"Oh yes! I remember!" Mousse hits his fist into his hand, "We all attacked him because he was attracting the love of the girls we love, he fought back!"
"Who?" Ranma asks.
"Touya!"
"WHAT?!"
"Yes, it turns out that he's a greater martial artist than we expected... now... where are my extra glasses?"
Mousse sticks his head down the sleave of his robes and during this, you can hear as though someone is walking down stairs, he calls to the others, his voice sounds distant and as though he's in a basement or cave.
"I found the fridge! Hmmm... come to think of it, a snack would be nice... Would you two like anything to eat or drink?"
You can hear the sound of a fridge opening up.
"Hey! My extra glasses are in here! Haha! A little cold though... Maybe if I put them in my thong..."
He pokes his head out to find that both Ranma and Dr. Tofu have left.
*******************
back at the Dojo
*******************
"Damn! I can't believe it!" Ranma moans to himself, "This guy IS strong! He beat them all at once!"
"I'M SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU SON!!!" Genma cries, "I should have had a daughter! She'd be more manly than you!"
"What are you talking about? I havn't even fought the guy yet!!!"
"I'm just practicing."
"........*sweatdrop*.........."
"Tell you what, son, I'm going to train you harder than ever!"
"Wha-?"
"You will beat this Touya with ease!"
"Er... uh...."
Sitting on the stairs, where she can see Ranma and Genma, is Elora, her bangs are shadowing her eyes, she smirks Eeeeevily.
"Heh... that's what you think..."
-----------------
That's the end of chapter 11! Yep!
If you're wondering why Elora is acting so demonic in that last little bit... that's one of the many strange things that she does on a regular basis. That's right! So get used to it! Mwahahahahaaaaaa!
*Elora comes in with a rifle* Heeeere kitty kitty kitty... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere kitty kitty kitty! *looks up and has fangs*
Meep! I'm not a cat! *looks down and finds that somehow she was put in a cat suit* AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
DIE KITTY FROM HELL!!!!! *chases author until the beginning of chapter 12*
~Chapter 12~
The Tournament Begins