Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Close Encounters of the One Half Kind ❯ What's Ranma Doing Here?! ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mokenda 
Ranma's here?! You mean it's time to torment him?! YAY!!!
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 775 | Visits: 373 | Status: Completed
Ranma's here?! You mean it's time to torment him?! YAY!!!
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 775 | Visits: 373 | Status: Completed
Suddenly a guy with a pigtail and chinese clothes who looked to be about sixteen came running through chasing a little old man wearing a bandanna around his face to hide his identity, and a bag that is filled to the very top.
"GET BACK HERE YOU FREAK!!!" The boy shouted
"HA HA!!! WHAT A HAUL!!! WHAT A HAUL!!!" The old man shouted
Then the old man sighted the four friends... but mainly Karen and the unconscious Jessica. "GIRLS!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Karen screamed as he came towards them, then she grabbed Johnathan and put him in front of her to shield her from the crazy old man. The old man had his eyes closed and couldn't see who he was about to cling to the chest of. Johnathan tried to free himself from Karen's grip and managed to squirm down a little, the old man clinged himself to Johnathan's face. Jessica some how woke up, told everyone to cover their ears except the old man and began singing Cher songs.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" the old man screamed and Johnathan managed to get the old man off of his face and threw him to the ground and stomped him till he looked like a pancake. Shawn had found an anchor and had Johnathan, Karen, and Jessica help him move it over to where the pancaked old man was and dropped it.
"That'll teach you to grab MY face thinking it's Karen's inflatable boobs!" Karen then whacks him over the head so hard he falls unconscious for him making that un true comment.
"BAKA THAT IS NOT FROM THE IDIOTSITE!!!" Then she sits down and mumbles angrily "They're not inflatable..."
Jessica then looks over at the boy "Who are you? Where are we? Is Ryan Stiles home?"
The boy looked at her with a confused look and replied "My name is Ranma Saotome, this is Nerima, Japan, and I have no idea what you're talking about..."
"YOU'RE FROM-" Karen begins but is cut off when Shawn puts his hand over her mouth and hits her on the head.
"Shut-up!" He whispers in her ear, "He probably doesn't know that the show Ranma ½ exists!"
"Oh... oops..."
Johnathan then wakes up and pulls out his Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards "Hey, Shawn, let's duel!"
"Okay!" Shawn then pulls out a table, two chairs and his cards.
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Shawn and Johnathan had now played forty times "Ha! I win again!" Shawn shouted. "Now you have to do it!"
"No! I demand another duel!" Johnathan said.
"You'll just lose again!" Jessica said to Johnathan and made a face.
"Be quiet woman! I must concentrate... ON THE DANCE!!!!!!"
Karen was entertaining herself by annoying the heck out of Ranma as Shawn handed Johnathan the necklace with the skulls on it that Naozumi wore when ever she changes into Miie. Johnathan begins the dance, and when he's done, he looks exactly the same, then he drops a Yu-Gi-Oh! card he was holding and bends down to pick it up. HIS ASS IS HUGE!!!
"Johnathan! What happened to your ass?!" Shawn asked in histarics.
Johnathan looks behind him and sees his truck sized ass. "AAAAAAA!!! GET IT OFF OF MEEEEE!!!" He screamed.
Then Jessica noticed that the necklace was on upside down and the skulls had just been turned to face forward.
"Hey. she said I just noticed that the necklace was on upside down and the skulls had just been turned to face forward... so that must mean I'm not completely stupid!" Jessica said as she walked over and poked Johnathan's ass which exploded as soon as she touched it.
"Are you sure about that?" Johnathan asked while trying to reinflate his ass to its usual size.
Then over where the port-a-pottys they came out of were, a new port-a-potty came and Trevor came out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Shawn, Jessica, Karen, and Johnathan all screamed at the same time. Jessica then grabbed the table, after Johnathan and Shawn grabbed their cards before they would've fallen to the ground, and ran towards Trevor and hit him with the table and sent him flying into the air and watched him fall into a Cheetoh factory.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the Cheetoh factory! All of the Cheetohs will be poisoned now!" Shawn yelled.
Karen grabs Johnathan and throws him at Trevor before he can land in the factory and knocking him into the sewers and Johnathan landing on the ground next to the sewers.
"Great... now my toilet water will have the essence of Trevor in it..." Karen said quietly.
Jessica then asked, "Are you saying you drink out of the toilet?!"
"Only once!" Karen said defensively
Everyone stared at Karen and took a step back.
"GET BACK HERE YOU FREAK!!!" The boy shouted
"HA HA!!! WHAT A HAUL!!! WHAT A HAUL!!!" The old man shouted
Then the old man sighted the four friends... but mainly Karen and the unconscious Jessica. "GIRLS!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Karen screamed as he came towards them, then she grabbed Johnathan and put him in front of her to shield her from the crazy old man. The old man had his eyes closed and couldn't see who he was about to cling to the chest of. Johnathan tried to free himself from Karen's grip and managed to squirm down a little, the old man clinged himself to Johnathan's face. Jessica some how woke up, told everyone to cover their ears except the old man and began singing Cher songs.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" the old man screamed and Johnathan managed to get the old man off of his face and threw him to the ground and stomped him till he looked like a pancake. Shawn had found an anchor and had Johnathan, Karen, and Jessica help him move it over to where the pancaked old man was and dropped it.
"That'll teach you to grab MY face thinking it's Karen's inflatable boobs!" Karen then whacks him over the head so hard he falls unconscious for him making that un true comment.
"BAKA THAT IS NOT FROM THE IDIOTSITE!!!" Then she sits down and mumbles angrily "They're not inflatable..."
Jessica then looks over at the boy "Who are you? Where are we? Is Ryan Stiles home?"
The boy looked at her with a confused look and replied "My name is Ranma Saotome, this is Nerima, Japan, and I have no idea what you're talking about..."
"YOU'RE FROM-" Karen begins but is cut off when Shawn puts his hand over her mouth and hits her on the head.
"Shut-up!" He whispers in her ear, "He probably doesn't know that the show Ranma ½ exists!"
"Oh... oops..."
Johnathan then wakes up and pulls out his Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards "Hey, Shawn, let's duel!"
"Okay!" Shawn then pulls out a table, two chairs and his cards.
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Shawn and Johnathan had now played forty times "Ha! I win again!" Shawn shouted. "Now you have to do it!"
"No! I demand another duel!" Johnathan said.
"You'll just lose again!" Jessica said to Johnathan and made a face.
"Be quiet woman! I must concentrate... ON THE DANCE!!!!!!"
Karen was entertaining herself by annoying the heck out of Ranma as Shawn handed Johnathan the necklace with the skulls on it that Naozumi wore when ever she changes into Miie. Johnathan begins the dance, and when he's done, he looks exactly the same, then he drops a Yu-Gi-Oh! card he was holding and bends down to pick it up. HIS ASS IS HUGE!!!
"Johnathan! What happened to your ass?!" Shawn asked in histarics.
Johnathan looks behind him and sees his truck sized ass. "AAAAAAA!!! GET IT OFF OF MEEEEE!!!" He screamed.
Then Jessica noticed that the necklace was on upside down and the skulls had just been turned to face forward.
"Hey. she said I just noticed that the necklace was on upside down and the skulls had just been turned to face forward... so that must mean I'm not completely stupid!" Jessica said as she walked over and poked Johnathan's ass which exploded as soon as she touched it.
"Are you sure about that?" Johnathan asked while trying to reinflate his ass to its usual size.
Then over where the port-a-pottys they came out of were, a new port-a-potty came and Trevor came out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Shawn, Jessica, Karen, and Johnathan all screamed at the same time. Jessica then grabbed the table, after Johnathan and Shawn grabbed their cards before they would've fallen to the ground, and ran towards Trevor and hit him with the table and sent him flying into the air and watched him fall into a Cheetoh factory.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the Cheetoh factory! All of the Cheetohs will be poisoned now!" Shawn yelled.
Karen grabs Johnathan and throws him at Trevor before he can land in the factory and knocking him into the sewers and Johnathan landing on the ground next to the sewers.
"Great... now my toilet water will have the essence of Trevor in it..." Karen said quietly.
Jessica then asked, "Are you saying you drink out of the toilet?!"
"Only once!" Karen said defensively
Everyone stared at Karen and took a step back.