Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ EXITUS ACTA PROBAT ❯ Cut scenes prelude ( Chapter 3 )

EXITUS ACTA PROBAT

 

Disclaimer: I own nothing except Elizabeth Crowley and Baran.

 

Notes: this was inspired by Deborah Goldsmith and her work around “Genma's Daughter”. I hope it will make you laugh a little.

 

Cut scenes

 

Prelude

 

 

Then, one operator signals something. “Peorth, we have an unauthorised entry… Correction, the entry is approved under…the Emergency Protocols?”

 

“Where and who?”

 

“Launching research programs…Working…Got it, it's…”

 

“Well, it's where?”

 

“Kami-Sama…It's in the central core of the old auxiliary control room…The operator is designed as…Silmeria?”

 

“The auxiliary control room? But it has been abandoned for eons. Everything in there is completely out of date and non-functional except for…”

 

“We have a video of the control room.”

 

On the central screen, a hologram of Silmeria appears as she…falls on her face because her feet catch in some wires on the floor. The operators blink as they see her swearing a storm then roll in laugher on their chairs.

 

“CUT!”

 

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On the screen, Silmeria reveals herself in her full regalia as the third Valkyrie of Asgard. Shining wings fully deploy. Her sword is drawn. And she begins to sing.

 

How can she use the Exitus Protocols? Those protocols are reserved only for terminal emergency when the works of Creation is menaced by the true death of one of us.

 

I fear that was the point she was using.

 

You mean…

 

Yes, she has planed her own death.

 

Life is only what we choose to make it...

 

Let's just take it...

 

Let us be free!

 

We can find the glory we all dream of...

 

And the battle...

 

We can win!

 

Still, we must fight or face defeat...

 

We must stand tall and not retreat!

 

With our strength we can find the light...

 

There's no threat we can't fight...

Together...

 

Come together...

We can win!

 

“CUT!”

 

Baran turns to the effect-cabin. “MOUSSE! What the hell are you doing? It was suppose to be “Who wants to live forever” from Highlander and NOT “We will win” from Robotech!”

 

“Sorry, someone tampered with the references on the tapes. I can't find the right one.”

 

Baran sighs. “MOUSSE! YOU IDIOT! PUT ON YOUR GLASSES!”

 

“Oooh!”

 

Baran mutters as he signals Silmeria to retake her mark. “I should have known! But noooo! I have to take this blind idiot instead of giving the job to Skuld! Why me? Kami-sama! Why me?”

 

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“KAMI-SAMA…GUNGNIR IS BEING ACTIVATED!”

 

This throws the entire control room in a frenzy of console clicking, furious programming and shouting across the place.

 

“KEEP CALM EVERYONE! ...”

 

The control room continues its frenzy. Peorth blinks.

 

“HEY! I SAID KEEP CALM!”

 

The entire control room continues to ignore her.

 

“HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!”

 

Then all the operators turn to her and say: “NO!” before erupting in laugher.

 

“CUT!”

 

Baran decides to borrow something from the Ranma-Ryu and begins to hit a pillar with his head.

 

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Silmeria smiles in the direction of the screen as the mighty weapon fire in the infinity of Creation and begin to fade as billions of pixels which disappeared in the air.

 

“Final…discorporation…emergency programs are not responding…Koa integrity is weakening…failing…Koa…Koa integrity…is…failed.”

 

“Oh, Kami-Sama! What she had done?”

 

Then Silmeria, in perfect health, enter the main control room. “So? How I was?”

 

“CUT!”

 

Baran pins Silmeria with blazing green mako eyes and invokes his Soul-Sword. The goddesses-operators and Peorth sweat a little as they witness their Director of Film run after a panicked Silmeria around the control room.

 

“COME BACK HERE! I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU STAY DEAD! IT WILL TAKE JUST A LITTLE SLASH!”