Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Friend of Friends ❯ Chapter 1
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: mccrowe 
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 11.08.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 543 | Visits: 878 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 11.08.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 543 | Visits: 878 | Status: Completed
Friend of friends
by Louise McCrowe
Ranma looked over at Ryouga, lying on the opposite side of the bed.
"You know," he said, "I really thought that Akane would have played a larger role on this whole threesome thing."
"Yeah," Ryouga sleepily commented, "she barely did anything at all."
Akane was sleeping soundly between the two of them, her chest barely moving as she breathed. She was turned towards Ranma, her left arm lying across his stomach.
Ryouga gently caressed the back of Akane's head, his fingers playing gingerly with her hair.
"Do you think that we did something wrong? Maybe we missed something?" he asked, with a touch of concern on his voice.
"Well, we aren't very experienced," Ranma replied, just as softly, to avoid waking Akane up. "Maybe we were just, I don't know, moving in the wrong way? Who knows?"
"We're big enough, right?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't think that's the problem."
Akane moaned, and turned over, draping her right leg over Ryouga's, her breast pressing lightly against his arm.
"She's almost more responsive now than she was during the actual deed," Ranma mused.
"She's all sticky, I hope she turns over again soon." Ryouga smiled.
"Friend, considering you were partly responsible for her current condition, I wouldn't recommend criticizing too much."
"Indeed." Ryouga seemed lost in thought for a few moments. "Ranma," he started, "why is it we have such bad luck with women?"
"You mean the fact that I have almost half a dozen women fawning over me, none of which I am particularly interested in, and your lack of female companionship over your entire life?"
Ranma appeared to ponder this for a moment. "I think it's because we're too nice. You have this shy, boyish nature that doesn't help you get through to them."
"And, with your roguish good looks, it's hard for you to get them to take you seriously," Ryouga completed.
"True, true..." Ranma began to fondle Akane's buttocks, definitely his favorite part about her.
"Yes, Ranma, and I think that you were right when you said that we weren't very experienced. It hasn't escaped my attention that I haven't been with many women before. We should practice more."
A moment filled with a pregnant silence hung in the air for a while.
"Perhaps we shouldn't bother Akane while we go on our training regimen."
"Wouldn't be polite to bother anybody else either."
"You said it, friend of friends."
Suddenly, the lights dim and music starts to be heard, along with voices:
They are takin' on evil, come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day
They're extremely close in an ambiguous way
They're ambiguously gay
They're ambiguously gay
The ambiguously gay duo!
I actually had a lot of thoughts about how this was going to go. This is my original idea. As you can see, it's pretty short. I also played around with the idea of doing a full-length AG Ranma and Ryouga fanfic, hmmmm... mcccrowe-style, but decided against it. The cartoon already does such a great job at coming at you from all kinds of different angles that I didn't want to feel pressured to beat them at their own game. As always, C&C is welcome.
-mccrowe
by Louise McCrowe
Ranma looked over at Ryouga, lying on the opposite side of the bed.
"You know," he said, "I really thought that Akane would have played a larger role on this whole threesome thing."
"Yeah," Ryouga sleepily commented, "she barely did anything at all."
Akane was sleeping soundly between the two of them, her chest barely moving as she breathed. She was turned towards Ranma, her left arm lying across his stomach.
Ryouga gently caressed the back of Akane's head, his fingers playing gingerly with her hair.
"Do you think that we did something wrong? Maybe we missed something?" he asked, with a touch of concern on his voice.
"Well, we aren't very experienced," Ranma replied, just as softly, to avoid waking Akane up. "Maybe we were just, I don't know, moving in the wrong way? Who knows?"
"We're big enough, right?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't think that's the problem."
Akane moaned, and turned over, draping her right leg over Ryouga's, her breast pressing lightly against his arm.
"She's almost more responsive now than she was during the actual deed," Ranma mused.
"She's all sticky, I hope she turns over again soon." Ryouga smiled.
"Friend, considering you were partly responsible for her current condition, I wouldn't recommend criticizing too much."
"Indeed." Ryouga seemed lost in thought for a few moments. "Ranma," he started, "why is it we have such bad luck with women?"
"You mean the fact that I have almost half a dozen women fawning over me, none of which I am particularly interested in, and your lack of female companionship over your entire life?"
Ranma appeared to ponder this for a moment. "I think it's because we're too nice. You have this shy, boyish nature that doesn't help you get through to them."
"And, with your roguish good looks, it's hard for you to get them to take you seriously," Ryouga completed.
"True, true..." Ranma began to fondle Akane's buttocks, definitely his favorite part about her.
"Yes, Ranma, and I think that you were right when you said that we weren't very experienced. It hasn't escaped my attention that I haven't been with many women before. We should practice more."
A moment filled with a pregnant silence hung in the air for a while.
"Perhaps we shouldn't bother Akane while we go on our training regimen."
"Wouldn't be polite to bother anybody else either."
"You said it, friend of friends."
Suddenly, the lights dim and music starts to be heard, along with voices:
They are takin' on evil, come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day
They're extremely close in an ambiguous way
They're ambiguously gay
They're ambiguously gay
The ambiguously gay duo!
I actually had a lot of thoughts about how this was going to go. This is my original idea. As you can see, it's pretty short. I also played around with the idea of doing a full-length AG Ranma and Ryouga fanfic, hmmmm... mcccrowe-style, but decided against it. The cartoon already does such a great job at coming at you from all kinds of different angles that I didn't want to feel pressured to beat them at their own game. As always, C&C is welcome.
-mccrowe