Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ How Kuno Finds Out About the Curse ❯ How Kuno Finds Out About the Curse ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
I know, I’m starting another new story, but I do expect this one to be a one shot. I might make a sequel if there is a popular demand. For once I’m writing a real Ranma fic with no Inuyasha in it at all. Some of you may be a bit disappointed, but this fic will still good.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma ½, which belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
How Kuno Finds Out About the Curse
Ranma and Akane had just arrived at school. Ranma was soaked due to a run in with the washer lady and was of coarse a girl. He would need to find some hot water before class started. He and Akane entered the school ground. Neither are shocked when they here Kuno running up to them.
“Pigtailed-girl! Akane Tendo! Go out with me!” He yells. Ranma and Akane both kick Kuno into orbit at the same time.
“Geez! Why does he always do this?” Ranma asks and turns around. Kuno then returns from space and glomps her.
“Pigtailed-girl, I will free you from the demon Saotome!” He screams. Ranma once again kicks him into orbit. She turns to Akane.
“Akane, I think it is finally time Kuno learns about my curse. Could you find Nabiki for me and tell her to tell Kuno to meet me after school by the basketball court.” Ranma tell Akane. Akane nods and runs off as Ranma finds some hot water to change back.
School went by quickly and soon everyone was at the basketball court to see how Ranma would explain to Kuno about his curse. Kuno was standing in the middle of the court holding his bokken. Why had his rival wanted to meet him? Was it a challenge? Kuno would soon find out as Ranma approached with hundreds of buckets of water and hundreds of kettles of hot water.
“Well looks like Ranma thinks this will take awhile.” Hiroshi comments.
“Oh course it is. Kuno is the stupidest kid in this school, no all of Nerima.” Daisuke adds in.
Kuno raises his bokken at Ranma. “You demon Saotome, is that what you bring to battle? Are you trying to drown me?” He asks.
“No. Of course that’s not it. I just wanted to show you something so you can stop making a fool of yourself.” Ranma says. He picks up a bucket of water and dumps it on himself. Kuno gasps when he sees the pigtailed-girl standing where the demon Saotome was just standing. “You get it now?” Ranma asks.
“My pigtailed goddess!” Kuno screams, “Where did you come from and where did the demon Saotome go?” Everyone face faults.
“At this rate, Ranma will need more water.” Akane says. Ranma gets back up with a kettle and dumps the contents over her head, making her male again.
“I’m right here, baka.” He says.
“Demon, where have you hidden my goddess?” Kuno asks Ranma. Everyone once again face faults.
“Will you hold my hand this time?” Ranma asks as he grabs Kuno’s hand and a bucket to turn female again.
Kuno blinks. “What sorcery is this? My pigtailed-goddess, tell me how that demon Saotome is doing this to you?” Ranma grabs a kettle and becomes male again.
“I am the pigtailed-girl, you moron!” He screams. Kuno still looks clueless. There had got to be a better way to make him get the message. Oh, he was going to regret this later. Ranma removes his shirt and grabs a bucket. Everyone grasps and all the boys stare at Ranma. “Kuno, hold my hand and keep you eyes on my chest this time.” Kuno stares as Ranma tips the bucket. He was SO going to regret this later. Everyone stares at a topless female Ranma with Kuno staring at her chest. All the boys drool and the girls beat them up.
“P-pigtailed-girl, what has that demon done to you now?” Ranma nearly explodes.
“I AM THAT ‘DEMON’ THAT YOU KEEP REFERING TO!” She screams as loudly as she can.
“But pigtailed-girl, you are no demon like Saotome.” Kuno tells her. Ranma sends him into orbit for the third time that day.
A few hours had passed. Ranma and Kuno were now completely naked. This had better work this time. Ranma was down to his last bucket and kettle. He had tried everything from people holding him down during the change to saying something during the change to Kuno touching him in weird places during the change and lots of other weird, scary things. Everyone was quit amused. Nabiki was running bets to how or if Kuno would find out. Ranma was down to his last resource, one bucket of water.
“Well Kuno, it’s now or never. I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this but it has. You have forced me to use this,” he whips out a packet from his pocket, “packet of Instant Nyanniichaun!” He mixed to contents of the packet into the water and splashes it one Kuno who turns into a girl. Kuno looks down on him or should I say HERself and screams.
“I’VE BECOME A GIRL!!!” Kuno screams. Ranma then explains about Jusenkyo and the Nyanniichaun and how he fell in. Ranma then says Kuno’s curse is just instant and will go away completely when next splashed and changes Kuno back to himself.
“So you and the pigtailed-girl share the same body.” Kuno says, “Now I understand, the pigtailed-girl is the spirit of a goddess who drowned 1500 years ago and now is sharing the same body as the demon Saotome. But fear not, I will free the pigtailed-girl from the demon Saotome’s body. Just you wait Saotome; I will free the pigtailed-girl from your evil body!” With that he runs off.
Everyone stares. “So let me guess. Now he is aware of the curse, but still thinks that I’m two different people.” Ranma says.
“Sounds like he thinks there are two minds in one body.” Akane says. Everyone nods in agreement.
The End (Or is it?)
Well I hope you all enjoyed this story. If you want a sequel where Kuno tries to separate Ranma and the pigtailed-girl, say so in your review.