Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Nekoken is Out of the Bag ❯ Perverted Dream ( Chapter 11 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Nekoken Is Out Of The Bag!

By Lord Archive

Characters are own Rumiko Takahashi and Shogakukan and are used without permission. All rights reserved.

This story takes place after manga volume 38. While at times darker than canon, this series has its share of Takahashi styled humor.

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Chapter 11 - Perverted Dream
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"All right, Akane..." Sayuri leveled her gaze at her friend. "Spill it. You've kept us in the dark for weeks now. And we want to hear it all."

"Yeah, I thought we were friends, and you haven't told us anything," Yuka added.

Akane sat there nervously. She knew this was coming, and it was a bit overdue. Being so busy with Ranma and with various problems, she hadn't had the chance to sit down and talk to her friends. Now she sat in her room, under her friends' scrutinizing eyes.

"Sorry, I've wanted to tell you, but I've been busy and I couldn't tell you at school," Akane said.

"We've heard the excuse, now we want the details," Sayuri demanded.

"Okay... We've set the wedding date. It's noon, here, the day after finals. You two are invited, of course," Akane told them with some nervousness.

"You're getting married that soon?" Sayuri blinked.

Akane nodded. "You can't let anyone know this. Some of our suitors may still cause problems if they knew about it. If you want to talk about it, refer to it as Ranma's parents' renewing their wedding vows, which will also happen."

"Will you need bridesmaids or anything like that?" Yuka asked.

Akane frowned. "No, we're keeping it as simple as possible to help avoid letting those we don't want to know, from noticing it."

"Okay. Now Akane, have you had sex with Ranma?" Sayuri asked in a demanding tone.

If her friends hadn't been staring at her so hard, or if the change in topic had been less abrupt, she might have been able to just tell them. Right now, she could only nervously stammer, "Well, er... I..."

"After that impromptu training trip and getting engaged for real you still haven't done it?" Yuka said disappointed, taking Akane's reaction as a negative.

"Actually..." Akane began when her door opened.

"Don't mind me. I doubt you'll disturb my nap," Ranma in female form muttered, collapsing on the bed. It was obvious she had been in a fight.

"What happened to you?" Akane asked, concerned.

"Went ten rounds with Ryoga. He blamed me for losing his ability to do chi attacks," Ranma grumbled.

"Are you all right?" Akane asked with concern.

Ranma responded with a snore.

Akane shook her head, and then looked back at her friends. They were staring at Ranma in shock.

"Why is he sleeping in your bed?" Yuka asked.

Akane's face turned deep red as she blushed, playing with her engagement ring. "It's, sort of, his bed too now."

"He's sharing your room?!" Sayuri and Yuka screeched.

Akane nodded.

"So, you've had sex with him," Sayuri said more as a statement than a question.

Akane nodded. "We've been lovers since the training trip."

"How have you been able to keep this a secret?" Yuka asked.

"Primarily by letting as few people know as possible, and by a standing threat of a sparring session to Nabiki if she sells any information about this. But, I am surprised that we've been able to keep it a secret this long," Akane replied.

"The rumor horde has been saying you two are lovers, but what they say rarely holds water," Yuka commented.

"Water... bad..." Ranma muttered in her sleep.

"Actually the rumor horde is probably what keeps it from becoming known," Sayuri said.

"How's that?" Akane asked.

Sayuri shrugged. "It's just that they've been spouting so many false rumors about you and Ranma that when one is actually true, no one really believes it. Some students think you've been lovers since he got here, while others will refuse to believe the rumors until they have some form of confirmation. Most of the people in between no longer really care if you're lovers or not. Those that do care no longer listen to the rumor horde because much of what they say is false."

Akane smiled. "So as long as certain people keep their mouths shut, nothing should happen."

Sayuri nodded, "Exactly."

Yuka continued to stare at Ranma. Letting her curiosity get the better of her, she asked, "Have you done it girl to girl yet?"

"Um... yes," Akane blushed.

"So, which is better?" Yuka inquired.

"When he's a guy," Akane answered firmly.

"Why?" Yuka pressed, not exactly sure why she wanted to know.

"Well, he doesn't really like being a girl, so he's not... as eager." Akane fidgeted. "Also, I kind of get some pleasure in pleasuring him. While it's nice when he cums as a girl, there's something more to it when he orgasms in me," Akane said, her hands were, sort of, pointing below her waist.

"Now Akane... are you bi?" Yuka asked.

Sayuri shook her head at her curious friend.

"Huh?" Akane emitted.

"Are you bi-sexual? You know, like both guys and girls sexually," Yuka pressed.

Akane blinked. "Erm... well... I... I guess in a way... but not really. I prefer guys, and I don't normally look at girls that way..." She shifted uneasy, wishing she could be more firm with her answer. "...but it's different with Ranma. I mean, I love him and it doesn't matter to me if he's a girl too."

Yuka leaned forward. "So you have looked at girls that way?"

The blush Akane had been wearing deepened. "Th-that was more because I was curious about him. I knew there would be times we would make love with him being a girl so... I sort of looked at girls wondering what it would be like... I wasn't really interested in them."

Sayuri was starting to get a bit unnerved with that discussion, so she decided to change the subject. "What are the chances that you're pregnant?"

Akane was a bit relieved with that question. "Probably not."

"Do you want to get pregnant?" Yuka asked.

Akane shook her head. "Not yet. We've been using protection to prevent that." Well, she had tried to, and she will again once she gets the pills.

Yuka looked a little disappointed, while Sayuri looked relieved.

Sayuri decided she had enough of letting Yuka's curiosity lead the conversation, and let her own curiosity take over. "So, Akane, what's it like to have sex?"

Akane proceeded to tell Sayuri and Yuka more about having sex than they ever heard before. To say they were envious that their friend was sharing her room with a guy, was an understatement. To say they were jealous when Akane described some of the things she did with Ranma was like saying Ryoga was a little depressed. But what Yuka and Sayuri did like was that, besides Akane's sisters, they were the only ones to know that much information about the engaged couple. They promised themselves to put the tips Akane gave about having sex to good use whenever they meet 'Mr. Right' or at least 'Mr. You'll Do For Now.'

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Young love knew no restraint. The young lovers were lost to their own world. It took one of them a moment to realize she was being licked in two different areas at the same time.

Akane's eyes flashed open and looked down, and screamed, "Happosai!!"

Ranma, rather startled that Akane screamed someone else's name, especially THAT name, stopped what he was doing. He looked up and saw Happosai licking Akane's breast.

"DIE, FREAK!!!!" Ranma shouted, launching a punch at the lech.

Happosai laughed and jumped unto the back of Ranma's arm, avoiding the attack completely. "Now can't you let an old man have some fun, too?"

"Not with Akane, you don't!!" Ranma let loose a series of attacks at the demented master.

"It's not nice hogging her all for yourself." Happosai danced around the teen's punches.

"Oooph!!" Ranma landed against the wall as Akane's punch connected with him, missing her intended target.

Akane kept attacking the old fart while she apologized, "Sorry, Ranma."

Happosai ignored her and rushed at Ranma poking him several times below the waist.

Ranma's hardness had dropped a bit after the battle began, but know it went completely limp, too quickly to be a natural. "What did ya do, ya old freak!?"

"I hit your impotence point." Happosai grinned evilly at Ranma.

"You bastard!" Akane yelled, attempting to land a hit.

Happosai flipped behind Akane. With his hand, he touched her intimately between the legs, and with his pipe, he touched just below the base of her skull.

A shriek of rage and a glow of unearthly blue, Akane punched the ancient lech through the wall.

"He dies!" Ranma vowed. He grabbed at his pants, and was about to put them on.

Akane's legs shook and she collapsed onto her knees. "R-Ranma, w-wait."

"What is it Akane?" Ranma asked, concerned.

"I-I'm h-horn-ny, s-so u-un-g-g-god-l-l-ly h-h-horn-n-ny," she tried to say.

Ranma sighed, knowing what he had to do and dropped his pants. He then guided Akane back to the bed and returned to what he was doing before the lech showed up. Even as he pleasured her, nothing was happening for him. Even as she found bliss, he was feeling no arousal of any kind.

"T-thanks." Akane panted heavily. "Oh, gods, I-I'm still h-horny."

Ranma sighed and continued to work on her body for over an hour. He brought her to orgasm many, many times. He was finally able to stop after she passed out from exhaustion. The entire time his anger built as the only pleasure he got was that he was pleasuring Akane. Not once did his body react to what he was doing.

Ranma quickly grabbed his pants and put them on, and left the room. He rushed downstairs for the phone and started dialing. He started to get impatient on the second ring.

On the eighth ring, the other end picked up. "Whoever you are, I hate you," Cologne's said in a tired voice.

"Old... Honored Elder, I need your help," Ranma said.

"What seems to be the problem, Ranma?" Cologne was startled and concerned. For Ranma to call after midnight was one thing, but for him to call her 'Honored Elder' meant there was serious trouble.

"The old freak used some impotence pressure point on me and a lust pressure point on Akane," Ranma informd, his voice both worried and angry.

Cologne had him explain the exact placement of the pressure points, and was troubled. "I know of those pressure points, but I'm afraid I do not know how to reverse them. Happosai stole the only chart the Amazons had concerning those moves before I had a chance to learn all of them. We will need to get it from him."

"Just great," Ranma spat out like he just cursed. "You sure you don't know anything that might help?"

"I do not. I'll look into it. I'll talk to you later once I learn something," Cologne told him.

"Yeah, whatever. Bye." Ranma hung up the phone and dialed another number.

It was picked up on the fifth ring. "Dr. Tofu speaking."

"Hi, doc, I need your help," Ranma said.

"What's the problem?" Dr. Tofu asked, and the conversation repeated the one with Cologne. "That is a problem. I do know of a point that might reduce Akane's feelings of lust, but I don't know any that could help you. I could stop by first thing in the morning to administer it to her, or is that too much of a problem?"

"No, doc, that would be fine. See ya then. Bye." Ranma hung up the phone and sighed.

"Ranma?" he heard Akane call from the stairs.

Ranma looked at her sadly. "The old fart has the only chart with our cures. Dr. Tofu may be able to help reduce your lust, though. He'll be here in the morning."

"I see." Akane bit her lower lip. "Ranma, why don't you see if you can make love as a girl?"

"I guess I have to." Ranma sounded defeated. He needed to get the chart from Happosai, but he couldn't leave Akane the way she was right now.

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Happosai approached the Tendo home for the second time in the same night. He stealthily moved to the now convenient hole in Akane's room. Peering into the room, he used a supreme effort to not start laughing with glee. The old lech pulled out a video camera and started taping.

Ranma and Akane were laying on the bed, making love as only two women could.

Happosai fought down the urge to join them, knowing Ranma would likely go berserk. He just sat there taping them having lesbian sex with a shit-ass grin on his face.

The ancient lech had hoped Ranma would've run off trying to fight him for the cure and so he'd be able to return and be used as Akane's love slave. Or possibly return to find her making love to someone else. He didn't expect to see Ranma making love to Akane as a girl, which he now considered the second best possible outcome for his plans.

Happosai continued to tape them, and admired Ranma's female endurance. She wasn't hit with the supreme lust pressure point, and she was going at it with Akane for hours. That particular pressure point caused the victim to be so hungry for sex, they would not be able to sleep for long periods of time, especially during the first twenty-four hours.

Happosai was rather upset when he the video tape ran out. Ranma and Akane were still going at it. He banished the thought of just replacing the tape since it was late in the morning now. He would be noticed if he stayed around until the sun began to rise.

The ancient lech cackled gleefully after he was a fair distance from the Tendo home. Ranma would finally pay for all the trouble. He had hoped Akane would have more trouble, but she'll have her issues soon enough. She'll pay for punching him into the ocean and into the arms of that love struck octopus. Now to the next phase of his plans.

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Nodoka answered the door and greeted the visitor in a friendly manner, "Hello, Dr. Tofu. What brings you here this morning?"

"Hello, Nodoka. Ranma called me last night and said he needed to see me," Dr. Tofu replied.

Nodoka blinked. "He did?"

"Oh, good. Doc, you're finally here," Ranma muttered out in a very weary voice from the top of the stairs.

Nodoka looked at her disheveled looking female son, and blinked. Certainly Ranma wouldn't have...

"How are you and Akane?" Dr. Tofu asked, concerned.

"Tired. The lust pressure point Happosai used on Akane is preventing her from falling asleep for long," Ranma informed.

"I hope I can help." Dr. Tofu moved up the stairs and followed Ranma to Akane.

Nodoka didn't exactly understand what was going on, but she didn't like what she heard. She followed them.

Dr. Tofu moved to Akane's side. She was sitting in bed, holding a sheet to her chest and shaking. "P-please h-help m-me," she pleaded, her voice was tired and trembling.

Dr. Tofu pressed at several points on Akane's bare back. She visibly relaxed and almost collapsed into unconsciousness.

"How are you feeling now?" the doctor asked.

"Tired... and still a little hornier than usual, I think. I should be able to cope with it." Akane smiled weakly. "Thank you, Dr. Tofu. You're the best." With that, she slumped into bed and was asleep before hitting the pillow.

"What happened?" Nodoka asked.

"Happosai paid us a visit last night. He hit Akane's lust pressure point..." Ranma looked at the ground. "And my male impotence point."

"Oh, dear. Is there a cure?" Nodoka's voice shook with concern.

Ranma clenched her fists. "Happosai has it. I would've went looking for it, but I needed to be here to help Akane."

Nodoka frowned. "Is there a reason why you're a girl?"

Ranma looked away with a blush. "The old freak hit my male impotence point. If I was to get any pleasure from last night, I had to be a girl."

Nodoka scowled. "That may be so, but certainly Akane would've preferred not to have sex with a girl."

Ranma still couldn't look her in the eye. "Mom, she likes doing it that way. She prefers me as a guy, but last night was not our first time we made love with me being a girl."

Nodoka's eyebrow twitched. "Who suggested that you should have sex as a girl?"

Ranma shifted uneasily. "Akane did. If I had it my way, I'd always be a guy. But after, you know, I sorta gave her final say about what we do in bed."

"I see. Why don't you get some sleep? I'll save some food for when you wake up," Nodoka suggested. It was Akane's idea. Ranma was only doing THAT because the woman he loves asked him to. That would be manly, she guessed. She sighed, trying to convince herself of that thought. "Dr. Tofu, why don't you stay for breakfast. I'm sure Kasumi would be happy to see you."

"I'd be delighted," he answered with a grin, and gave a prayer of thanks for his long training trip where he found the means to control his love sickness. He followed Nodoka out of Ranma's and Akane's room and shut the door behind him.

Ranma was in bed and asleep before they had left.

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Author's Note:

The 'love struck octopus' Happosai referred to ate the life time love pill and looked at the old lech. That story occurred in both the manga and anime.