Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Never trust a panda ❯ Here's Ranma ( Chapter 1 )

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Never Trust a Panda

A Ranma Fanfic

Chapter 1 Here's Ranma

By. Guan_Yu@mediaminer.org

03/27/06

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Authors Note: First id like to say sorry if this story is confusing at times. It is just something I thought up. Id like to make a special thanks to Shade and the folks at http://ranmahentai.ranma.ws/RanmaManga/index.html okay I know this is a hentai gallery however, you are able to read the entire manga on this site which shade and some other people translated for your benefit. If it was not for this site I would not know the joy that is Ranma

 

Ranma is owned by Ramiko Takahashi and belongs to her, Shogagukan, kitty, and viz video. These characters are used without consent from their owners so I would like to point out I do not own them. I make no money from this and if you sue me, ill cry.

 

And last and certainly least I would like to point out a few advantages to Ranma's curse. Im gonna probably get flamed by the chicks on this site but any straight guy would have to concur. These are a few advantages.

 

Even if you couldn't go into the water. Going to the womens side of public bath houses.

You could stare at yourself with no consequences, hey its your body.

Go into women's change rooms when changing out for physical activities.

For the younger readers. You could never lose at hide & seek cause you could just change genders. (Hey I wanted to get at least 5)

This is most important. Hey guys have you ever noticed lesbians are impossibly hot. You could make out with them.

 

What you think of that guys. Im sure the women audience will hate me but if not I am happy.

 

 

And here it is folks

 

It was a beautiful day in Nermia. The sun was out, the weather was warm and the was not a cloud in the sky. There where birds chirping and kids playing in the park. One man was sitting outside the Tendo dojo. This man was in fact Soun Tendo Master of the Tendo School for Indiscriminate Grappling. He was sorting through his mail. It was all junk. There were a few bills, and a few checks for his daughter Nabiki.

 

Soun was reaching the bottom of his pile of mail when he pulled out a letter. On the front was a picture of a giant panda eating some bamboo. On the back was a letter in almost ineligible writing. On the letter it merely said “Bringing Ranma from China.” It was addressed by his best friend and training partner Genma Saotome. Tears started to streak down Soun's face as he mumbled something of the schools finally being joined.

 

“Kasumi!” Soun called out to his eldest daughter who was in the kitchen.

 

“Yes daddy.” She asked her father.

 

“Nabiki.” Soun yelled at his middle daughter who was upstairs in her room reading a manga. She replied in a similar fashion to her sister.

 

“Akane! Akane! Nabiki have you seen your sister?”

 

“Check the dojo Daddy” Nabiki replied to her father.

 

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Akane was just finishing her morning jog. As she approached the dojo she went inside, changed into a martial arts gi and went to train. She stacked up a few bricks in front of her.

 

“KIYAA” Akane shouted as she drove her arm through the pile of now broken bricks. She wiped her forehead while saying what a great workout she had. She then heard her father calling her.

 

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On the other side of Tokyo the people who were going about there daily business where shocked. Marching through the wet puddle colored street was a flaming red haired boy and a panda. The boy was yelling at the panda.

 

“Damn it pop how could you engage me ta some girl I've never even met before. Besides this aint no time to be thinking about fiancées I'm going back to china and your not gonna stop me.

 

The Panda took a human like martial arts pose and the boy followed suit. The boy leapt up and kicked the panda to the head and knocking it out of his way. The boy started to walk away when the panda took out a sign and clobbered the boy on the back side of the head.

 

The panda slung the boy over his shoulder and continued to walk down the street in the opposite direction the boy was heading.

 

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“How could you engage us to some boy we've never even met?” Akane was pissed. A arranged marriage was not something she liked to think about.

 

“I hope he isn't younger, younger men bore me daddy. Kasumi told her father.

 

“Is he cute?” Nabiki asked her father.

 

“No clue.

 

“What do you mean.”

 

“I have never met the boy.”

 

“So we are expected to marry some boy we have never even met?”

 

“That can be fixed Genma is bringing the boy over later today.

 

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A few hours later they heard someone approaching the house. They immediately knew it was Ranma and Genma. Nabiki and Soun ran outside to greet their guest will the other sisters followed behind. When they got there they saw a panda put down a red headed boy. He got down and said. I'm Ranma Saotome sorry about this.

 

Nabiki commented that Ranma was cute and went to tell her sisters to lay off Ranma was his.

 

Soun started to cry and went over to Ranma and hugged him. He told Ranma about his daughters and introduced the, to Ranma. As soon as he was done Nabiki replied to her father. “We have all ready decided, Ranma is my fiancée.” Nabiki looked pleased to say the least. Ranma looked a little bit flustered and went over to him.

 

“Hey you study Kempo right? Care to have a quick sparring match?” Ranma nodded and followed Akane to the dojo. Akane quickly changed into a pale yellow gi and took her defensive stance.

 

Ranma just sat back and took no stance. Cocky baka ill show him to underestimate me! “KYAA” Akane yelled as she ran over to Ranma ready to strike. Jab, Kick, jab jab jab, kick. All her attacks went unnoticed as Ranma dodged them. Worse yet he dodged them in mid air jump. She heard that Saotome's style was aerial and her fathers was it's ground counter part. “Come on hit me!” Akane yelled at the obviously more skilled opponent.

 

Akane was angry she punched as hard as she could. Ranma flipped over her. He pocked her a couple times in the head. They started laughing but Akane was really angry. Ranma left the dojo when Kasumi told Ranma to go and take a bath.

 

Nabiki entered the house a few minutes later and Kasumi told her Ranma was in the bath. She decided to go jump in with him. They where fiancées after all. She went to the furo and abandoned her clothes. She quickly washed up and walked to the tub. When she got there her “fiancée” was getting out. To be frank he had body parts most… no men have. Nabiki looked at the naked woman for a second and left. She went down stairs and sat at the table still to shocked to speak.