Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Preview: Spiritual Fun ❯ Ranma Horror Picture Show ( One-Shot )

NOTE: Unless other wise noted, Koji and Nabiki will sing Riff Raff's and Magenta's parts respectively. Also, Sasuke will sing the Criminologist's part and the people at the party, save for Ranma and Akane, will sing for the Transylvanians unless other wise noted.

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"I can't believe you have me in this stupid get up Akane." Ranma complained. He was dressed in a tuxedo, a top hat, and had a black walking cane. "Tuxedo Mask?"

"Its my favorite anime Ranma." Akane said. She was dressed in a blue short fuku, with a white top, red bow, and had a meatball hair styled blonde wig. "You said you'd help me win the contest at the Kunos."

"At least she didn't make the costume this time." Ranma whispered while thinking `Thank God for Kasumi,' when…

*WHAM*

…Akane hit him hard with a mallet.

"Now, that's no way for Sailor Moon to act. Considering she's madly in love with Tuxedo Mask." Nabiki said in her usual tone. She was dressed in a green fuku, matching green high-heeled boots that reached to her ankles, and in a brown longhaired wig in a ponytail. In short, she was dressed as Sailor Jupiter.

"There's a difference. Sailor Moon loves Tuxedo Mask…" Akane points to Ranma, "…but I don't love the guy in his costume."

"Who'd love an uncute Sailor Moon like you?" Ranma said shouting back.

`I wish I went inside a head a time like Kasumi.' Nabiki thought.

"Moonies, moonies, please. Don't make me make you sound like the dubbed version of Sailor Moon." A voice said. All three turned around and saw…

"KOJI?!" All three said together.

"That's my human name don't wear it out." He said. Then he went between Ranma and Akane, and tried to push them together. "Cheer up. Get loose and have fun. After all…" He then got in front of an out of nowhere spotlight and an old 1940's microphone. "It's the most wonder full time of the year." He sung, with "Ding dong, ding dong" in the background.

"Its not Christmas you nut job." Ranma said.

"I know that hat boy." Koji said as he appeared behind Ranma. "Its HALLOWEEN! A time of year where ghosts and goblins can come out to play and…" Koji then vanished…

"WITCHES…" He yelled as he appeared behind Nabiki, causing her to jump, "can be themselves and no one knows."

"Should I be offended?" Nabiki said angrily.

"Maybe." Koji said smiling.

"And everyone thinks we're mean to each other too much." Akane whispered.

"At least I won't call you a witch or anything that rhymes with it." Ranma whispered back, causing Akane to smile.

"Anyway, I saw what Kuno has planed for his party, and OH BOY, IS IT DULL! Graveyards looked livelier than this, but fear not… I HAVE A SOLUTION!" Koji said as he snapped his fingers and lightning struck all over the place. Had everyone seen what he did to everyone in the estate, they would know how much "fun" he had planed for them. "Done." He said.

"What did you do?" Akane asked.

"You'll find out in a minute. Anyway, do you know why I love Halloween more than your average spirit?" He asked. All three shook their heads. "Its because…" Then, out of nowhere, some music picked up and he started to sing…

"It's astounding,

Time is fleeting.

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely…"

"Not for very much longer!" Nabiki surprisingly, to not only Akane and Ranma, but Nabiki as well, sung. Then Koji continued.

"I've got to keep control.

I remember doing the Time Warp!

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me…" Then, much to everyone's surprise, including Nabiki but save for Koji, Nabiki danced around Akane and Ranma and grabbed Koji's hands and sung with him…

"And the void would be calling…" They sung as they grabbed Ranma and Akane, ran to the Kunos' door, and opened to find all their friends dressed as Transylvanians from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and sung…

"Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!" Then, Ranma and Akane saw Sasukee behind a desk, dressed in a wool suit with a pipe in his mouth, pulling down a diagram, and he too, started to sing.

"It's just a jump to the left…"

Just then, the transformed party guests jumped to the left…

"And then a step to the right!" They sung as they stook their right foot in and out to the right.

"With your hands on your hips…" Sasuke then put his hand on his hips.

The guests put their hands on their hips as well and continued to act according to Koji's spell and did the moves according to the song.

"You bring your knees in tight!

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane!"

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again!" Then, all of a sudden, Nabiki started to sing and dance around as she looked like she was having fun, but that's because of the spell.

"It's so dreamy,

Oh, fantasy free me,

So you can't see me

No, not at all!

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well secluded, I see all!"

"With a bit of a mind flip…" Koji chimed in.

"You're into the time slip!" Nabiki said a little too excitedly to say the least.

"And nothing can ever be the same."

"You're spaced out on sensation…"

"Like you're under sedation!"

"Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

They all sung as they went to a jukebox and on top of it, was Kasumi dressed in a skimpy showgirl type outfit, with a gold coat and a matching top hat, and was under the spell as she too started to sing.

"Well I was walking down the street,

Just a having a think,

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink!

He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.

He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes!

He stared at me and I felt a change!

Time meant nothing, never would again!"

"Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

When the guests were done with their verse, Kasumi, yelling, jumped off the jukebox and tapped dance. She then spun in a cercal towards the stars and landed on the floor. She angrily picked up her hat and joined Nabiki, Koji, and the guests as they sung.

"Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

Sasuke then got on his desk.

"It's just a jump to the left!"

"And then a step to the right!"

"With your hands on your hips!"

"You bring your knees in tight!

But it's the pelvic thrust,

That really drives you insane!

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

And after the last verse, they all fell down to the floor.

"Oh man." Ranma said shocked.

"No kidding. What do you think Nabiki will do to him when she comes do?" Akane asked.

"She can't do much. He's already dead." Ranma said. "A thought just occurred to me. What did he do to Kuno?" Upon hearing that question…

"They answer me boy…" Koji said as he appeared unexpectedly next to Ranma, causing him and Akane to jump, "…will be here shortly." He said as a beat stared to pick up, but Akane was too scared/angry to notice that an elevator of someone in pumps.

"Look, you brainwashed our friends, my sisters, and caused everyone to faint, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!" She shouted.

"You sure?" Koji said with a smirk.

"As do I!" Ranma said.

"Same with me." Nabiki said as the elevator stopped. Koji just pointed to the elevator and there was… Kuno wearing too much make up, black lipstick, and matching eye shadow, covered in a cape. He too, suddenly started to sing.

"How do you do?

I see you've met my faithful handyman.

He's just a little brought down because

When you knocked,

He thought you were the candyman."

He then walked to the end of the room, where there was a thrown that suddenly appeared.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look!

Don't judge a book by its cover!

I'm not much of a man by the light of day,

But by night I'm one hell of a lover!"

He said as he removed the cape and everyone saw that he was wearing stockings, garters, women's underwear, and a lingerie top.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania! AH-HA-HA!"

He then walked towards Ranma and Akane.

"Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual,

That's not too abysmal,

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie."

Suddenly, Ranma and Akane found themselves taken under the spell as Ranma started to sing.

"I'm glad we caught you at home.

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry."

Then, Akane joined in.

"Right!"

Ranma then joined in again.

"We'll just say where we are,

Then go back to the car.

We don't want to be any worry."

Then, Kuno joined back in again.

"Well you got caught with a flat!

Well how 'bout that?

Well babies don't you panic,

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright!

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic."

He then walked back to the thrown, sat down, and had Nabiki, Kasumi, and Ranma, who, after Koji snapped his fingers, turned into his girl form, joined him and Kasumi had a lust full look in her eyes due to the spell.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite,

From Transexual, Transylvania.

Why don't you stay for the night?"

"Night!" Ranma found her self singing.

"Or maybe a bite?" Kuno sung.

"Bite!" Kasumi sung just before licking Kuno's leg.

Kuno then continued.

"I could show you my favorite obsession.

I've been making a man,

With blonde hair and a tan,

And he's good for relieving my tension.

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.

Hit it! Hit it!" He said as he walked to the elevator.

"I'm just a sweet transvestite!"

"Sweet Transvestite!" The guests chimed in.

"From Transexual…"

"Transylvania…" They all sung. Then, Kuno got to the elevator and continued to sing.

"So come up to the lab,

And see what's on the slab.

I see you shiver with antici..."

"SAY IT!" Koji shouted, causing everyone to stare. "Couldn't resist." Kuno continued.

"…pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom." Kuno said as he shut the door and went up on the elevator. Just then, the spell was broken.

"Why am I a girl? I didn't get wet." Ranma said.

"Not even a little?" Koji mischievously asked.

"No. Not even…" Then, it hit him. "HENTAI!"

"No, I'm an Otaku, and we're worse." Koji said as the elevator disappeared.

"Oh my, what am I wearing?" Kasumi said.

"Admit it, you're not the 1950's homemaker we all think you are. You like it." Koji said with his infamous grin. "Anyway, wait for the end result. Wait for it, wait for it…"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CURSE WHO EVER MADE ME WEAR MY SISTERS CLOTHS!" Kuno shouted.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, I love Halloween." Koji said. "Fun and torture rolled into one."