Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Ranma the Amorous Over-Sexed Nympho ❯ Ranma vs The Blueballs of Furinkan High ( Chapter 3 )

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Ranma the Amorous Over-sexed Nympho
Chapter 3; Ranma vs. the Blue Balls of Furinkan High


A male Ranma and Akane ran towards the school, both falling slightly late this morning due to having to wash themselves from certain activities. Fortunately, Onna-Ranma had forgot about her curse trigger, and reverted back to male as soon as she hit the furor.

Of course, that respite wasn't to last long, as Ranma managed to run into an arc of water as he passed by a certain old lady's house.

"Man, sucks I can't even enjoy a hot bath without reverting back to the virgin," groused the newly released Ranma-chan, continuing their pace towards classes without breaking stride.

"Huh? Ranma-sama? You're a virgin?" enquired Akane incredulously.

"KEEP IT DOWN! I have a rep you know!" retorted the redhead, "Yeah, I have this disease called 'morality' while I'm a guy. Won't let me take advantage of anyone, how crappy is that?"

"I see."

As they reached the gates of Furinkan, Akane's daily workout rushed towards her.

"AKANE TENDOU'S HERE!"

"WITH HER SAPPHIC LOVER!"

Akane stopped immediately, and gave a questioning glance to her companion.

"Go to town, just don't wear yourself out," permitted Ranma.

Akane grinned and turned back to the hoard

"AKANE! SAY YOU'LL GO OUT WITH M--*"

SAOTOME, CAN I GET IN SOME OF THE AC--*

Akane moved like the standard juggernaut through the squad. Ranma watched this, and found her self being quickly turned on (like the switch had that much farther to be flipped), and decided that it would be well worth being late to class.

"AKANE TENDOU! I SHALL RELEASE YOU FROM THE SPELL THE EVIL SORCERER SAOTOME AND HIS CRIMSON TRESSED SUCCUBUS HAS PLACED ON YOU!"

Akane's foot connected solidly with Kuno's jaw, allowing him to gently release his hold on consciousness. After Akane settled down, she felt herself immediately jerked by her arm, "Wha? Ranma-sama?"

"Janitor's closet, NOW!" The redhead panted out, panting heavily with a slight stream of drool down the corner of her mouth. Needless to say, anyone else gave wide birth to allow the two to pass.
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"What's this?" asked Nabiki as she stared at the cute blond doll.

"It's a cute little dolly," Stated Kuno.

"Not my style," Nabiki handed the dolly back to the kendoist with a bit of distain.

"Did I offer it to *you*, Nabiki Tendou? This meager token, I save for Saotome's Crimson tressed Succubus."

Nabiki wiped her mouth from the juice that dripped down it before replying, "Now look what you made me do!"

"What I made you do?" enquired Kuno, his face awash with the rest of Nabiki's juices.

"Not that I think she would turn anything that walks on two or more feet down, you would probably be better off giving her a blowup doll."

"I am unsure why she would appreciate inflatable merchandise, but it is but a part of my ingenious plan to save Akane from the perversions of the evil sorcerer Saotome."

"You're about three days too late for that," quipped Nabiki with a half lidded stare, "And what, prey tell, is this master plan?"

"I shall woe his flame haired familiar away from him, and once she has realized my immense manliness and sees the side of justice, she will leave the fiendish Saotome and he will lose power in his dark magiks to enslave your fair sister, then I shall strike him down for the vengeance of Heaven is slow but sure!"

"Uh, right," replied the middle Tendou sister. "Hmm, sounds like Kuno doesn't want to admit it, but he's fallen for the little sex fiend," the girl thought to herself, "I can use this to my advantage."

Nabiki slapped a set of photos onto the desk in front of Kuno, "Set of five for nine thousand Yen." Triple the amount Nabiki was gonna charge the various other boys for these pictures when she was asked if she could get some shots of the redhead and her sister in the act, but Kuno would easily be willing to pay for whatever he obsessed on. Besides for what she went through to get them...
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Nabiki had woken up earlier than usual for this photo opportunity. Actually, with all the noise Akane and Ranma had been making during the night, she hadn't had the need to wake up. Ranma 'courteously' left her door open after her late night rendezvous with her younger sister, making Nabiki's job all that much easier.

Apparently this night's session left the redhead a bit more exhausted than before, as Ranma laid provocatably curled on top of the covers of her futon. Nabiki was delighted that after just one shot, Ranma flopped over fitfully, one breast bouncing out of her tank top.

"Wow, you sleep as fitfully as my little sis," thought the middle Tendou daughter to her self as she continued to take pics of Ranma from different angles. Ranma started to flip around, trying to get comfortable in her slumber, providing Nabiki with several Kodak moments.

Nabiki's eyes lit up with yen sign as she estimated the worth of what she was getting on film, as the redhead's postures became more and more provocative. Nabiki stopped and stared incredulously as Ranma's hand suddenly snaked into her boxers.

"Why'd you stop taking pictures? They'll last you longer," an obviously awake Ranma enquired, her hand purposefully moving about in her underwear.

"AWK!!!!" Nabiki realized that she was alone, in Ranma's room, while said redhead was fully aroused and gunning for her. The middle Tendou sister's body kicked into Defcon 4 evasive action, as she warped out of the room, Ranma-chan following shortly behind her.

"Yum, yum, eatemup eatemup! Yum!" gleed Ranma as the chase was on.

Two blurs swiftly moved through the house into the front yard, where Nabiki discovered her hidden martial prowess as she vaulted over the wall in a single bound.

"Whoa, hidden talent!" exclaimed Ranma to her self, gleefully having that notion followed by other possible hidden 'talents' the other girl may have. The redhead followed over the wall to find her query had disappeared.

Frustrated, Ranma walked in through the gate doors, unnoticing of someone nudged tightly under the entrance roof in fear of being caught.
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"You want?" offered Nabiki as she violently shot off the unpleasant memory.

"OOOH! She's so, so, so... uninhibited!" proclaimed Kuno

"And sluttish, and over-sexed, and..." Nabiki continued the list, "You're really something, you know? I mean, how do you intend to woe this 'succubus' away from Ranma, they're actually pretty close, you know."

"HA! Saotome is NOTHING before my godliness! Before me, he is no man I tell you, HE IS NOT A MAN!"

"Probably not at the moment," commented Nabiki.

"I shall devote much of my energy towards the crimson haired demoness until she is no longer within the Sorcerer's thrall."

"So, you're planning on two-timing my sister?" Technically, it wouldn't be two-timing, since Nabiki was sure Onna-Ranma believed in 'share and share alike.'

"Hmph, don't be vulgar. Akane, the angel that the Kami had rewarded to me for my righteousness, The Flame haired succubus that is my mission to woe away from the legions of Hell. Is it wrong for me to follow fate and take both to date with me?"

"Exactly on what side of the planet does the sky grow on in your world, Kuno-baby?" idly enquired Nabiki as she tossed another set of photos onto the desk, "three thousand yen for the set."

"Ah, such ferocity, such bearing, such...." Kuno was cut off by the sound of his own sinuses exploding in two jets of crimson liquid."

"Whoops, how did that one get in there?" Asked Nabiki as she quickly picked up the photo featuring two 'born free' young ladies in the midst of some Greco-Roman style wrestling.
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"It's probably not a problem, but smells like that really mean you should have them checked out. You never know when it can be developing into something serious," stated Ranma-chan matter-of-factly to a blushing Akane.

"Okay, Ranma-sama," the youngest Tendou hadn't stopped blushing since their trip to the janitor's closet. She had been VERY thankful that Ranma waited until then, for she knew that the redhead only even dragged her into the small closet for Akane's benefit, Ranma had no qualms about extreme public displays of affection. Nonetheless, all that witnessed the two girls enter had a good idea of what the screaming, moaning, and occasional growling and squeaking was all about.

"Okay, Ranma-sama."

"So, is there a doctor around here that you go to? I mean I gotta, heh, check him or her out if they're gonna be touching my little honey pot."

Akane's blush took an even deeper shade, "wa-well, there's Tofu-sensei, he took care of all my bruises when I was younger."

"Oh goodie! So is he prime rib material? Can he handle both of us at once?"

"WHA?!? He-HE'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!" shouted Akane, drawing the attention of everyone else. Ranma threw them all a frigid glance that told them to mind their own business before turning back to her mattress mate.

"I, I mean he's kind and sweet, and he already has a crush on someone," Akane said the last part with a slight pout that Ranma didn't miss. The Redhead moved her head towards Akane's until their lips met, followed shortly by tongues. The kiss continued for several seconds as the sound of male (and a few female) bodies hitting the floor prevailed.

"Don't worry, my little chew toy, if you want him in the sack, I'll help him get over this 'crush' of his, perhaps we'll invite him or her over for a good ol' orgy."

"That, that won't be necessary," responded Akane nervously, she may be a bit more... open in some things now, but incest isn't an area she wished to cover.

"Suit yourself, more of you for me anyhow. So who's the hot number that this Doctor wants to play doctor with?"

"Um, I... can't tell you that," supplied Akane meekly.

Ranma narrowed her eyes, "can't, or won't tell me?"

"I JUST CAN'T, OKAY?"

Ranma sucked in her breath at the outburst, apparently her little love slave still retained some of her fiery passion, she may still be able to mold her into the perfect demon in the sack yet, "Okay, okay, don't get a hot flash over it. Wanna make out in front of the whole class?"

Before Akane could answer (positively, in a submissive manner), she spotted her sister approaching cautiously, "Ranma?"

"Oh, hey Nabiki, I missed ya this morning!" cheerfully greeted the redhead.

"Er, right, Kuno wants to meet with you."

"REALLY?!? You're not just teasing me, are ya? Though you can tease me all you want as long as I get those pert little tits of yours in the end."

Nabiki fought down a shudder of revulsion and made a mental note to try harder to keep away from Ranma from now on, "No joke, he's waiting for you outside."
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On her way to meet Kuno, a hot water pipe hidden behind the cold drinking fountain burst, dousing the redhead and changing her back to his proper gender. Ranma breathed a sigh of relief, but decided to continue on to see what it was that Kuno wanted.
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"And just what are YOU doing here, Saotome? I specifically requested your pigtailed succubus," questioned Kuno with distain.

"Whatever you want with her, you can let her know through me," Stated Ranma firmly.

"Hmph, you think yourself so clever as to hide her away now that I have a defense against her wanton ways? Mark my words Saotome, I shall pry her from your evil influence and convert her to the side of the angels even against your interferences!" Pledged Kuno, holding a dolly in the air.

"Why are you holding a dolly in the air?" enquired the confused pig tailed martial artist.

"Wha? Oh!" Kuno quickly switched his bokken for the doll, but by then the moment had passed.

"For your own sake, Kuno, forget about her," stated Ranma, "If I had my way, you'd never see...her... again." Ranma walked away from Kuno and turned the corner.

*SPASH*

"Hey, what if Ranma was down there?" asked one boy, the cursed boy's other form may be well endowed and more than willing, but something about her was very... unnerving.

"Then we run as fast as we can, screaming our asses off," answered the other boy. She didn't unnerve him, he was frigg'n TERRIFIED!
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"What do you mean, 'never see her again', Ranma Saotome?" demanded Kuno, if the sorcerer would not allow Kuno the chance to remove his familiar from his grasp, Akane may never be able to break the spell upon her. The swordsman didn't have much more time than to hold his arms up, as an amorous redhead jumped onto him.

"Is that a bokken you're waving around, or are you just trying to impress me?" said Onna-Ranma in a sultry voice.

Kuno was unprepared for the girl, but managed to shake her off anyhow, "It is indeed a bokken, demoness, what else could it be?"

"Your hot rod, maiden slayer, Mr. Happy Meat, Rose Royce, pot sticker..."

Kuno blinked, not comprehending what she was implying, and held his [wooden] stick out for her display, "as I had said, it is a bokken. Note the fine aerodynamic curve of the blade to allow for easy pass through air, and the craftsmanship of the handle..."

"Yeah, I know more than one way to handle it," interrupted the redhead, "enough chatter, let's screw."

"Screw? I am not familiar with the term," Kuno blinked as he found himself sitting on a red leather sofa in front of a projection screen. Ranma sat behind him with a video projector loading a "Tokyo Maiden" video for Kuno's educational and viewing pleasure.

"I have not time to enjoy a respite!" Kuno shouted with determination, standing up while Ranma frustratingly fiddling around with the remote control.

"Dammit! Why do I have to set the time before I can watch anything?" She grumbled as she tossed the remote behind her and confronted Kuno, "so ready to get down and dirty?"

"Neigh, I have only come to slay you, so that you may be reborn on the side of angels!"

"Really now?" countered Ranma, slightly amused, "I heard Angels have pretty tight asGLUB!!!"

Ranma was forced backwards as Kuno attempted to drown her with a bottle of Sake down her hatchet.

"Drink, DRINK! And let the purifying nectar of Japan's finest wash away your sinful ways!"

Ranma finally managed to pry the bottle from her mouth, slightly swaying in Kuno's arms, "Eeeyyouuuu rrreally di-didn't have ta-to get, hee hee, me drrrrrrrrunnnnk too get.... intoooo my pantiesssss, Kuno-cchhann," slurred the redhead."

"Hmm, so you are also impervious to alcohol, regardless of how fine the vintage is," Mused Kuno, "very well then, I still have one method to slay you that I have not attempted."

"Annnnd that, that is?" enquired a dazed and swaying Ranma-Chan.

Kuno got a dangerous gleam in his eye and brought his bokken to bear, "a wooden stake through the heart."

"EEP!" exclaimed Ranma-Chan, instantly sobering up, "heh, that would work on just about anything, wouldn't it?"

"ENOUGH! I STRIKE!" Kuno's bokken became a blur of motion as he tried to stick it in the redhead. Ranma dodged and weaved around the strikes mostly centered in he chest area.

"You bruise either of my breasts, you're sucking it till it feels better!" Stated Ranma firmly.

"HOLD STILL SO I MAY PERFORATE YOU SO THAT THE LOVE FOR GOODNESS AND MINESELF FILL THOSE CAVITIES!!!" shouted the obsessed swordsman, speeding up in an effort to slay the 'succubus' before him.

Behind Ranma, next to where Akane was standing, a stone obelisk began to crumble as wind facsimiles of Kuno's blade struck its surface.

"Wow, just from air pressure alone," mumbled Nabiki in awe.

"He's actually trying to hurt me! Looks like I'll have to rough him up a bit," thought the redhead to herself. With that decided, at the next available thrust, Ranma leapt straight into the air, and grabbed Kuno's bokken blade with her left hand, then planted both feet into Kuno's chest. Several pieces of photo paper caught the redhead's eye as she snatched one out of the air.

"Hey, this is a good shot of me!" mused Ranma-chan; unaware of the opening she had left Kuno in her defenses. Ranma flew back a few yards from the blow to her ribs, landing right next to Akane. The youngest Tendou daughter gasped and involuntarily stepped back as she saw the look on her lover's face. With a feral growl, Ranma turned back to Kuno, her irises burning red instead of the calm, sparkling ocean blue they usually were.

Without a further sound, Ranma became a blur of motion that seemed to head straight at Kuno, and then expand around him. In the tempest of blows, Akane could see Kuno dancing like a small flame in a gust, trying to keep from being extinguished. The redhead finally came to an abrupt stop about a couple yards away from Kuno, on her knees and facing her opponent. Kuno fell unceremoniously to the ground.

Ranma crawled onto Kuno on all fours and bent her head down to his ear. Even from a distance, Akane could hear what she was saying.

"I could have given you pleasure beyond anything your tiny little world could have ever known," purred the girl, "but then you had to go and hit me. Shame too..."

Akane's eye widened as large as dinner plates at the next line...

"...Since for that, you have to die."

Akane ran towards the two, hoping to prevent cold-blooded murder. Her worries were immediately made unfounded as Ranma's hand plunged into the concrete ground just to the left of Kuno's head.

"Then again, that would be such a waste. I mean that speed strike you did! Oooh I'm getting wet just thinking about it!"

Akane and Nabiki did a firm and faultless face plant in unison.
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That night, Nabiki lay in bed, thinking about the fight between Kuno and Ranma earlier. She had also caught the dramatic change in color when the redhead became angry.

"Just what is Ranma capable of?" Nabiki asked herself out loud, this new aspect of Ranma gave her pause. If his female side was to become angry enough, could she possibly harm her family?

The middle Tendou daughter was brought out of her reverie by knocking on her window. Startled, she opened the curtains slightly to see a black haired, pigtailed figure hanging upside down her window.

"Nabiki, lemme in, I need to talk to you, whispered Ranma from outside the window, his voice sounding extremely urgent. Nabiki couldn't deny the worried tone in the martial artist's voice, and did a thorough scan inside her room to make sure no liquids could be spilled, causing an 'incident'. Nabiki also looked outside to ensure no freak weather storms would, *ahem*, 'rain' on her parade. Once she was satisfied, Nabiki opened the window to allow the pigtailed boy in; she had some questions to ask him anyway for her piece of mind.

The moon shifted from behind a cloud, illuminating the smirk on Ranma's face, that's when Nabiki realized her mistake... Ranma was way too short for her male form.

Not even attempting to close the window, Nabiki made a hasteful dash for her door, quickly unlocked it as she had practiced in case of such an emergency occurred, and opened it to make her break...

Only to have it slammed shut on her.

"Sorry, Nabiki," apologized Akane's voice from the other side.

"Oooooh... shit," said Nabiki in a monotone voice as she slide down the door and onto the floor. She turned towards Ranma, watching her as she slowly slinked over, stripping off her clothes.

"Please, be gentle," squeaked out Nabiki as she closed her eyes and awaited what was coming to her.

Ranma smiled, and from behind her back, pulled out a spreader bar and a horse bridle...