Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Saotome ½ ❯ Here are the Saotomes! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Ryu the Weredragon 
Genma Saotome Comes to The Tendo Dojos with his three sons.
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Martial Arts / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.11.2002 | Updated On: 02.11.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Work In Progress
Genma Saotome Comes to The Tendo Dojos with his three sons.
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Martial Arts / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.11.2002 | Updated On: 02.11.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Work In Progress
Saotome ½
I do not own Ranma ½, or any of it's characters. Some characters are mine (Like Ryuji & Sho), but MOST of the characters in this story belong to Rumiko Takahashi.
Key: "Speech" <Thoughts> [Signs]
Episode 1 "Here are the Saotomes!"
Soun Tendo is sitting in the sitting room in the Tendo Household. Soun had Long, Black hair, and he also had a moustache. He wore a Grey Karate Gi most of the time. He has recieved a post card. On it, it simply says. "Tendo, Bringing the Boys back from China. - Saotome". The picture on the postcard is a Panda Muching Bamboo.
this is pure joy! How long I have waited for this day!", he got up and frantically called for his three daughters. Kasumi! Nabiki! Akane!"
walked through the household to find his three daughters. "Kasumi!", he called into the Kitchen.
is it, father?", the kindly Kasumi asked, stopping from her work in the kitchen... She had long brown hair and beautiful, brown eyes.
Nabiki's room, he called in as well, "Nabiki?"
"Hmm?", Nabiki looked up from her work. She had short brown hair, which was a bit Lighter than Kasumi's hair. She had brown eyes too.
opened the door to Akane's room, "Akane! Where is that girl?", nobody was in the room. Nabiki knew obviously where her sister was, so she went to go get her.
the Dojo a young girl with Long Blue Hair, Brown Eyes, and was dressed up in a karate gi. "HIYAAA!", she said as she was broke some bricks. She looked up as she heard a snap.
"There you go again, Akane. This is the reason that makes the boys think you're SO weird.", Nabiki said.
"Why should I care, Nabiki? Not everyone thinks the whole world revolves around....BOYS!", Akane was getting frustrated. Nabiki knew good and well that the boys at school all LOVED Akane's tomboyish manner, expecially the Hentai Brigade, and particularly Tatawaki Kuno (Not to mention Hikaru Gosunkugi).
"Oh, Really? Then THIS won't interest YOU!", Nabiki says in a taunting way.
* * *
in the Sitting Room.
fiancee'!? FOR TWO Of us!?", Nabiki cried in shock. She knew whatever dad had wanted them for had something to do with boys, and she had a feeling it was a fiancee for one of them, but TWO boys to TWO of their fiancees, as well as their eldest brother and a freeloader!?
they're the sons of a good freind of mine. Their names are Ranma & Sho Saotome. They just returned from a long trip from China," Soun told his daughters.
China!", Nabiki said, almost sarcastically. She was beginning to see why Akane doesn't like boys.
they hiked all way to China. Wow. Big Deal," Akane said with ALOT of sarcasm.
"If two of you three girls were to marry them then the Tendo family legacy would be secure."
Wait a minute! Don't we get SOME Say in who we're going to marry!?", Akane said defensively.
knows, Akane! Maybe their real cute...Right Daddy?"
laughs a bit before answering, "I don't know."
"You don't know?", Nabiki said, her eyes twitching.
"I never met him."
then had one thought going through her mind. <Oh Please! I don't believe this!>
a moment of shocked glares, Kasumi had to get a thought off her mind, "Oh, I hope one of them are older than me..."
I'm going, Pop!", a high pitched voice said.
"No need to shove, Dad!", a lower pitched voice added.
"I don't see why _I_ have to go, old man! _I'm_ not engaged!", an older voice added.
here!", Soun said, running to greet the boys, with his daughters following. Soun ended up grasping the shortest person in the group.
there was a guy who had just put down his umbrella. He had Red Hair, and beady black eyes. He was dressed in a Jacket with a yin-yang sign on it, a Cap with Some Kanji characters on it, And Sneakers. His hair was pretty long, by the way. The other boy had short, blue hair, and blue eyes. He was dressed in a chinese shirt that had a dragon intertwined around it. He was wearing a bandanna. The last person was wearing a Red Chinese Shirt with Black Pants, and had Red hair done up in a ponytail. It seemed to be alive, almost, as "his" hair was sticking up. Behind them was...a Panda?
there, I'm Ryuji Saotome, The oldest brother. I know dad didn't mention bringing me, but, dad STILL insisted I come..." the boy with the blue hair introduced, "Anyway, The one in the American outfit over there is Sho, and...I see you've met Ranma."
When Soun let go, Nabiki ran up to the "Boy" and poked her breasts. "Dad...Ranma's not a boy, He's a girl!"
fainted at this.
* * *
Father...He must be so dissapointed.", Kasumi said.
Dissapointed? He's not the ONLY One! Some fiancee!", Nabiki mouthed off.
THOUGHT Genma's youngest son was a boy!", Soun said.
pinched Ranma's Breasts again, "Excuse me, but does this look like a boy to you?"
wish you stop that.", Ranma said in a low tone.
"You heard her Nabiki! He...She is our guest!", Akane told her sister, then she turned to Ranma, and gave a very Kawaii Smile, "My name's Akane, do you want to be friends?"
"Yeah.", Ranma said.
& Ranma left for the dojo.
Ryuji. What do you think will happen when Akane finds out?", Sho asked his brother.
"...I don't know, but It's going to get SOMEBODY hurt somehow...", Ryuji answered.
what about you? It's go--", Sho stopped mid sentance, as Ryuji put his hand over his mouth.
"Don't you _DARE_ start it.", Ryuji said.
* * *
& Akane leave the household and enter the Dojo.
and your brothers studied Kempo, Right?", Akane asked.
"A Little...", Ranma said.
let's have a LITTLE match then."
don't know...", Ranma said hesetantly.
"Come on...Just for fun.", Akane said sweetly, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you."
got into one of her fighting stances. She punched at Ranma who simply moved her torso to dodge. She attacked again and again. <Why am I missing Her? Is she reading my moves?>...She tried it some more..."Okay...This time it's for REAL!", she screamed as she dashed at Ranma, Ranma simply jumped over her, causing Akane to Punch a hole in the wall. Then Ranma tagged her back.
began laughing, and then Akane followed suit. When the two stopped their giggiling fit, Akane spoke up, "I'm glad your a girl."
"What?", Ranma asked.
mean...I'm just glad your not a boy!"
stood for a while, before going in.
* *
was walking through the hall, and saw a man wearing Glasses, A Bald Cap, and a white Karate Gi, sitting in her living room with her dad, and Sho, and a young man with Brown hair and eyes who looked familiar, and wore the same outfit as Ryuji had on. They were talking, and she only heard the end of the conversation between the fathers.
that's what happened?", Soun asked.
The man nodded.
Way of a true martial artist, was throught with Peril.", Soun said.
walks into the Kitchen, "Kasumi? Who's that wierd man sitting in our Living Room?", she asks.
knows?"* *
this is your room. I hope you don't mind sharing it with the other guests."
"I have to all the time.", Ranma said with a shrug.
go get your bath ready."
"Uh...No thanks!", Ranma said quickly.
been working out, haven't you?"
"Here then..."
goes into the bathroom and draws hot water. She gets in and sits. Suddenly, the Petite, Red Headed Girl Ranma becomes a larger, masculine male with Black Hair, still in a pigtail, and Still with the blue eyes. <I wonder if it's okay to get out as I am...> Ranma thinks.
is in her bath robe and undoes it as she gets in. Suddenly Ranma and Akane's eyes meet, and then they look at each other. <Woah...Kawaii>, Ranma thought.
reties her robe, gets out, and then breathes deeply. Then Akane screems and runs down stairs.
Soun and the man clang their cups together, when Akane comes in and Grabs the Table, still screaming at first. The man and Soun grab some bowls off the table first.
Drown him in the Bathtub!", Akane shouts.
with you, Akane?", Nabiki askes.
a pervert in the bathroom!"
Gee, Akane...Why didn't you just CLOBBER him then?", Nabiki asked.
I got scared, Is that alright!?", Akane shouted.
me...", A boy said.
turns to look at the boy. He is wearing the outfit Ranma was wearing earlier. Beside him is another boy, with Brown Hair and eyes, wearing the same outfit as Ryuji was earlier.
are you?"
"I'm uh...Ranma Saotome...Sorry about this..."
The older boy sighs, "I am Ryuji...I'm terribly sorry."
and the others stood there. The girls were shocked and Akane suddenly lost grip of the table for a second, causing it to lightly hit her in the head.
* *
"I'm Genma Saotome, And these are my sons...", the Man said. "...Ryuji..." "...Sho..." "...And Ranma.", They finished up... "Gee...This is getting more intresting by the minuite,", Nabiki said sarcastically. "Are you really them? The same two we saw before?", Kasumi asked.
"We are...", Ranma insisted, and Ryuji simply nodded.
such a long story, I don't know where to begin...Well...Let's start with THIS!", Genma said as he heaved Ranma and threw him into the Koi Pond. "AHHHH!", Ranma screamed...*SPLASH!* Suddenly, Ranma-Chan came out and shook the water off. "HEY! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?" "Oh, My," Nabiki said, doing her best imitation of Kasumi. "Ranma's a...Girl Now.", Kasumi stated. "And not only that...", Genma stated, in a more upbeat way, as he heaved Sho over his arm and threw him. "YIKES!", Ranma-Chan said as she scurried out of the pond. Suddenly, instead of seeing what they were expecting, either a girl Sho, or just a wet Sho, they saw something out of a horror movie...Sho had turned into a Werewolf. "....Oyaji...", He growled.
don't forget this!", Genma said, in a happy tone, as he heaved Ryuji over into the pond. Out of the pond stepped the First Ryuji they met showed up...he didn't look to happy...he stepped out of the pond..."WHY...YOU...JERK!" He screamed out as a bolt of lightning struck out from nowhere. Replacing the boy was an adult sized dragon. "OOOOOOOOLD MAAAAAAAAN!!!!", Ryuji-Tatsu roared. "I...I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!", Akane shouted in a panic. Ryuji-Tatsu realized what he was doing and sighed. Suddenly there was a flash and then the blue haired Ryuji-B stood there. "Sorry, Girls. I didn't mean to scare anyone."
walked forward and started to Rave, "Oh It pains me to see you like this! You boys break your father's heart!"
all three boys kicked Genma- Ryuji-B jump kicked him to the back of his head, Ranma did a regular kick, and Wolf-Sho did a foot sweep.
a giant panda came out of the water. The girls all were shocked by THIS, As Indicated by Nabiki's eye twitching. "Take that, Old man!", Ryuji-B taunted. "Who are you to talk?", Wolf-Sho growled. "Yeah...Our Old Man's a panda!", Ranma added. "Growf!", Genma-Panda Said. The three boys ganged up on Genma and delivered a severe beating to their old man.
I do not own Ranma ½, or any of it's characters. Some characters are mine (Like Ryuji & Sho), but MOST of the characters in this story belong to Rumiko Takahashi.
Key: "Speech" <Thoughts> [Signs]
Episode 1 "Here are the Saotomes!"
Soun Tendo is sitting in the sitting room in the Tendo Household. Soun had Long, Black hair, and he also had a moustache. He wore a Grey Karate Gi most of the time. He has recieved a post card. On it, it simply says. "Tendo, Bringing the Boys back from China. - Saotome". The picture on the postcard is a Panda Muching Bamboo.
this is pure joy! How long I have waited for this day!", he got up and frantically called for his three daughters. Kasumi! Nabiki! Akane!"
walked through the household to find his three daughters. "Kasumi!", he called into the Kitchen.
is it, father?", the kindly Kasumi asked, stopping from her work in the kitchen... She had long brown hair and beautiful, brown eyes.
Nabiki's room, he called in as well, "Nabiki?"
"Hmm?", Nabiki looked up from her work. She had short brown hair, which was a bit Lighter than Kasumi's hair. She had brown eyes too.
opened the door to Akane's room, "Akane! Where is that girl?", nobody was in the room. Nabiki knew obviously where her sister was, so she went to go get her.
the Dojo a young girl with Long Blue Hair, Brown Eyes, and was dressed up in a karate gi. "HIYAAA!", she said as she was broke some bricks. She looked up as she heard a snap.
"There you go again, Akane. This is the reason that makes the boys think you're SO weird.", Nabiki said.
"Why should I care, Nabiki? Not everyone thinks the whole world revolves around....BOYS!", Akane was getting frustrated. Nabiki knew good and well that the boys at school all LOVED Akane's tomboyish manner, expecially the Hentai Brigade, and particularly Tatawaki Kuno (Not to mention Hikaru Gosunkugi).
"Oh, Really? Then THIS won't interest YOU!", Nabiki says in a taunting way.
* * *
in the Sitting Room.
fiancee'!? FOR TWO Of us!?", Nabiki cried in shock. She knew whatever dad had wanted them for had something to do with boys, and she had a feeling it was a fiancee for one of them, but TWO boys to TWO of their fiancees, as well as their eldest brother and a freeloader!?
they're the sons of a good freind of mine. Their names are Ranma & Sho Saotome. They just returned from a long trip from China," Soun told his daughters.
China!", Nabiki said, almost sarcastically. She was beginning to see why Akane doesn't like boys.
they hiked all way to China. Wow. Big Deal," Akane said with ALOT of sarcasm.
"If two of you three girls were to marry them then the Tendo family legacy would be secure."
Wait a minute! Don't we get SOME Say in who we're going to marry!?", Akane said defensively.
knows, Akane! Maybe their real cute...Right Daddy?"
laughs a bit before answering, "I don't know."
"You don't know?", Nabiki said, her eyes twitching.
"I never met him."
then had one thought going through her mind. <Oh Please! I don't believe this!>
a moment of shocked glares, Kasumi had to get a thought off her mind, "Oh, I hope one of them are older than me..."
I'm going, Pop!", a high pitched voice said.
"No need to shove, Dad!", a lower pitched voice added.
"I don't see why _I_ have to go, old man! _I'm_ not engaged!", an older voice added.
here!", Soun said, running to greet the boys, with his daughters following. Soun ended up grasping the shortest person in the group.
there was a guy who had just put down his umbrella. He had Red Hair, and beady black eyes. He was dressed in a Jacket with a yin-yang sign on it, a Cap with Some Kanji characters on it, And Sneakers. His hair was pretty long, by the way. The other boy had short, blue hair, and blue eyes. He was dressed in a chinese shirt that had a dragon intertwined around it. He was wearing a bandanna. The last person was wearing a Red Chinese Shirt with Black Pants, and had Red hair done up in a ponytail. It seemed to be alive, almost, as "his" hair was sticking up. Behind them was...a Panda?
there, I'm Ryuji Saotome, The oldest brother. I know dad didn't mention bringing me, but, dad STILL insisted I come..." the boy with the blue hair introduced, "Anyway, The one in the American outfit over there is Sho, and...I see you've met Ranma."
When Soun let go, Nabiki ran up to the "Boy" and poked her breasts. "Dad...Ranma's not a boy, He's a girl!"
fainted at this.
* * *
Father...He must be so dissapointed.", Kasumi said.
Dissapointed? He's not the ONLY One! Some fiancee!", Nabiki mouthed off.
THOUGHT Genma's youngest son was a boy!", Soun said.
pinched Ranma's Breasts again, "Excuse me, but does this look like a boy to you?"
wish you stop that.", Ranma said in a low tone.
"You heard her Nabiki! He...She is our guest!", Akane told her sister, then she turned to Ranma, and gave a very Kawaii Smile, "My name's Akane, do you want to be friends?"
"Yeah.", Ranma said.
& Ranma left for the dojo.
Ryuji. What do you think will happen when Akane finds out?", Sho asked his brother.
"...I don't know, but It's going to get SOMEBODY hurt somehow...", Ryuji answered.
what about you? It's go--", Sho stopped mid sentance, as Ryuji put his hand over his mouth.
"Don't you _DARE_ start it.", Ryuji said.
* * *
& Akane leave the household and enter the Dojo.
and your brothers studied Kempo, Right?", Akane asked.
"A Little...", Ranma said.
let's have a LITTLE match then."
don't know...", Ranma said hesetantly.
"Come on...Just for fun.", Akane said sweetly, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you."
got into one of her fighting stances. She punched at Ranma who simply moved her torso to dodge. She attacked again and again. <Why am I missing Her? Is she reading my moves?>...She tried it some more..."Okay...This time it's for REAL!", she screamed as she dashed at Ranma, Ranma simply jumped over her, causing Akane to Punch a hole in the wall. Then Ranma tagged her back.
began laughing, and then Akane followed suit. When the two stopped their giggiling fit, Akane spoke up, "I'm glad your a girl."
"What?", Ranma asked.
mean...I'm just glad your not a boy!"
stood for a while, before going in.
* *
was walking through the hall, and saw a man wearing Glasses, A Bald Cap, and a white Karate Gi, sitting in her living room with her dad, and Sho, and a young man with Brown hair and eyes who looked familiar, and wore the same outfit as Ryuji had on. They were talking, and she only heard the end of the conversation between the fathers.
that's what happened?", Soun asked.
The man nodded.
Way of a true martial artist, was throught with Peril.", Soun said.
walks into the Kitchen, "Kasumi? Who's that wierd man sitting in our Living Room?", she asks.
knows?"* *
this is your room. I hope you don't mind sharing it with the other guests."
"I have to all the time.", Ranma said with a shrug.
go get your bath ready."
"Uh...No thanks!", Ranma said quickly.
been working out, haven't you?"
"Here then..."
goes into the bathroom and draws hot water. She gets in and sits. Suddenly, the Petite, Red Headed Girl Ranma becomes a larger, masculine male with Black Hair, still in a pigtail, and Still with the blue eyes. <I wonder if it's okay to get out as I am...> Ranma thinks.
is in her bath robe and undoes it as she gets in. Suddenly Ranma and Akane's eyes meet, and then they look at each other. <Woah...Kawaii>, Ranma thought.
reties her robe, gets out, and then breathes deeply. Then Akane screems and runs down stairs.
Soun and the man clang their cups together, when Akane comes in and Grabs the Table, still screaming at first. The man and Soun grab some bowls off the table first.
Drown him in the Bathtub!", Akane shouts.
with you, Akane?", Nabiki askes.
a pervert in the bathroom!"
Gee, Akane...Why didn't you just CLOBBER him then?", Nabiki asked.
I got scared, Is that alright!?", Akane shouted.
me...", A boy said.
turns to look at the boy. He is wearing the outfit Ranma was wearing earlier. Beside him is another boy, with Brown Hair and eyes, wearing the same outfit as Ryuji was earlier.
are you?"
"I'm uh...Ranma Saotome...Sorry about this..."
The older boy sighs, "I am Ryuji...I'm terribly sorry."
and the others stood there. The girls were shocked and Akane suddenly lost grip of the table for a second, causing it to lightly hit her in the head.
* *
"I'm Genma Saotome, And these are my sons...", the Man said. "...Ryuji..." "...Sho..." "...And Ranma.", They finished up... "Gee...This is getting more intresting by the minuite,", Nabiki said sarcastically. "Are you really them? The same two we saw before?", Kasumi asked.
"We are...", Ranma insisted, and Ryuji simply nodded.
such a long story, I don't know where to begin...Well...Let's start with THIS!", Genma said as he heaved Ranma and threw him into the Koi Pond. "AHHHH!", Ranma screamed...*SPLASH!* Suddenly, Ranma-Chan came out and shook the water off. "HEY! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?" "Oh, My," Nabiki said, doing her best imitation of Kasumi. "Ranma's a...Girl Now.", Kasumi stated. "And not only that...", Genma stated, in a more upbeat way, as he heaved Sho over his arm and threw him. "YIKES!", Ranma-Chan said as she scurried out of the pond. Suddenly, instead of seeing what they were expecting, either a girl Sho, or just a wet Sho, they saw something out of a horror movie...Sho had turned into a Werewolf. "....Oyaji...", He growled.
don't forget this!", Genma said, in a happy tone, as he heaved Ryuji over into the pond. Out of the pond stepped the First Ryuji they met showed up...he didn't look to happy...he stepped out of the pond..."WHY...YOU...JERK!" He screamed out as a bolt of lightning struck out from nowhere. Replacing the boy was an adult sized dragon. "OOOOOOOOLD MAAAAAAAAN!!!!", Ryuji-Tatsu roared. "I...I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!", Akane shouted in a panic. Ryuji-Tatsu realized what he was doing and sighed. Suddenly there was a flash and then the blue haired Ryuji-B stood there. "Sorry, Girls. I didn't mean to scare anyone."
walked forward and started to Rave, "Oh It pains me to see you like this! You boys break your father's heart!"
all three boys kicked Genma- Ryuji-B jump kicked him to the back of his head, Ranma did a regular kick, and Wolf-Sho did a foot sweep.
a giant panda came out of the water. The girls all were shocked by THIS, As Indicated by Nabiki's eye twitching. "Take that, Old man!", Ryuji-B taunted. "Who are you to talk?", Wolf-Sho growled. "Yeah...Our Old Man's a panda!", Ranma added. "Growf!", Genma-Panda Said. The three boys ganged up on Genma and delivered a severe beating to their old man.