Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Say "Sayonara" To P-chan ❯ Say ( Prologue )

BlackCat's disclaimer: " I DO NOT OWN RANMA ½!!! I'M JUST OBSESSED WITH IT! THAT'S ALL! "

Chibi Ranma: " Obsessed is an understatement! " * cackles evilly * " Mwahahahahahahaha! " * Is a girl * " HEY! WHY IN THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT! "

BlackCat: " um… how about you read the story now? Ok? ^-^' Heh, heh…" * runs *

Chibi Ranma-Chan: " RUN BLACKCAT! RUN! "

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Say "Sayonara" to P-chan

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Ryoga Hibiki let out a sigh of exhaustion while he looked out over the valley. Several springs were below him. All of them cursed. "I made it! I actually made it!" He said falling to his knees. It had been about 3 months since he left Japan on his journey to rid himself of his curse. "Akane…" He said slowly. "After my curse is gone, I shall ask you to be my bride, like I've wanted to do for so long." He vowed as he made a fist with his left hand.

He turned his head and spotted a trail that lead down to the valley. Ryoga slowly got up, careful not to slip and fall off the cliff, like last time. He picked up his backpack and walked down the trail. Halfway down Ryoga slipped and fell off the cliff and into a spring.

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His large backpack was weighing him down and Ryoga couldn't get to the surface. "HELP ME!" He screamed before going under. Memory's of him being P-chan rushed though his head. All those times Akane almost found out. Ryoga went unconscious.

"AH! Sir, you awake!" Ryoga was in the guides hut, he knew this because he had been in it before. "What… happened?" Ryoga said slowly. "You fall in spring!" The guide said with his cheerful annoying high Chinese voice. "What spring!" Ryoga yelled, the thought of having an even worse curse then what he already has scared him half to death. "Hmmm, I no know" The guide said puzzled. Ryoga got up off the bed and grabbed his backpack. "Well goodbye" Ryoga said as he opened the door and walked outside.

{What curse do I have? Hmmm} Rain clouds were forming. "HA! We'll soon see!" Ryoga yelled in excitement. A single rain drop fell on his nose, but nothing happened. "Huh?!? Did I… DID I FALL IN SPRING OF DROWN MAN!" Several more rain drops fell upon him, yet still nothing happened. {I…I must have!} "AKANE! HERE I COME!" Ryoga shifted his backpack and ran for the nearest harbor/city he had passed though on his way to Jusenkyo. It was only an hour from where he was and they might have a ship he could board there.

After 2 days of running all over China, Ryoga finally got to the city. He found a captain on a ship that was willing to let him board, but for a small price. "FLOORS!" Ryoga was almost ready to cry. "Yup, floors…" The captain said. " I'm mean if you don't want to, THEN YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT GETTING ON THIS SHIP!

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"Why me?" Ryoga was sitting on the kitchen floor soaking wet. "GRRR!….It's…for….Akane…." {1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9& hellip;10} Ryoga let out a sigh. "I may be cured, but I'm not cast out of hell yet…"

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"P-chan! P-chan where are you! Come here baby! Come on!" Akane Tendo yelled running through the streets in the early morning. "Akane, P-chan has been gone for months! I very much doubt that he's coming back." Ranma Saotome grunted following Akane. [Stupid Ryoga, making Akane scared] "and HOW WOULD YOU KNOW RANMA! P-chan has done this before, he'll come back, I just know it!" The raven haired girl said as she spun around and stared at Ranma. "I don't Akane, but you know p-chan has the worse possible sense of direction in all of Japan! Kinda like a certain pig-headed fool I know." Ranma said, trying to catch up to a running Akane. "Really Ranma? Which pig-headed fool is that?" Akane question him. "Who do you think? Ryoga of coarse!" Ranma yelled. "Mean while Akane, it's time for breakfast, and I'm hungr…..y?"

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Ranma was now under Akane's mallet (( The large one )). "HOW CAN YOU THINK OF YOUR STUMIC AT A TIME LIKE THIS! WHILE YOU STUFF YOUR STUPID FACE, I bet P-chan is starving!" Akane lifted up the mallet. "Uncute tomboy" Ranma said under his breath. "RANMA! AKANE! BREAKFAST IS READY!" "Hear that Akane? You don't want to make Kasumi feel bad by not eating do you?" Ranma taunted. "Fine Ranma" They both walked back to the Tendo Dojo.

"OH! There you two are. Akane, guess what!" Kasumi said when she spotted Akane and Ranma enter the house.

"What Kasumi?"

"Ryoga's back!"

"Already?"

"Yes…"

"HEY HEY HEY! Why does that pig-headed fool always have to be here? HE HAS A HOUSE YA KNOW!"

"RANMA! BE NICE! HES A GUEST!"

"He's not a guest, he' a pest…" [Stupid pig]

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"Oh, hi Ranma, um why is your face smashed in?" Ryoga said cheerfully as Ranma walked in the door. "Oh no reason Ryoga" Ranma replied. [Heh, heh, must make him suffer!] Ranma grabbed Ryoga's arm and tossed him right out the door and into the koi pond.

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"AKANE! CHECK THIS OUT!"

"What Ranma? GASP! How mean of you Ranma! Tossing Ryoga into the koi pond!" Akane said rushing over to Ryoga.

"WHAT! HES SUPPOSED TO BE P-CHAN!"

"Surprised Ranma?" Ryoga said drying off.

"Very"

"I'll tell you my secret in a minute Ranma" Ryoga said crawling over to his back pack. He pulled out a black piglet and tied one of his bandanas about the pigs neck. "Hey! Check it out Ranma. P-chan" Ryoga said as he tossed the piglet over to Ranma.

"Pretty impressive. Now would you tell me?"

"Sure Ranma. I fell in spring of drown man…"

"That's it?"

"Guess so."

"P-CHAN! Ryoga you found him!" Akane rushed in from the kitchen and picked up P-chan. "Oh thank you so much!" Akane yelled and then gave Ryoga a peck on the cheek" Ryoga passed out.