Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Say "Sayonara" To P-chan ❯ "Ryoga I..." ( Chapter 4 )

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BlackCat: "I dun own Ranma ½. Don't sue me, ok?" ;-) *puts shampoo ((cat form)) on Ranma's sleeping head* "Phun!"

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Say "Sayonara" To P-chan

"I…."

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"You what Ryoga?" Akane was getting impatient. "I…I…er nothing…" Ryoga turned his head away. "Whatever, I'm going to bed, 'night guys!" Akane got up, walked over to the stairs and picked up the little black piglet, "P-chan" and brought him upstairs with her. "What's the matter P-chan?" Ranma teased. "Get nervous around "poor" Akane?" [Heh heh, I can use this to my advantage]" ((AND SINCE WHEN HAVE I BEEN SO SINISTER! BlackCat: um.. forever Ranma… Ranma: I KNEW THAT!)) "SHUDDUP RANMA! I'M NOT P-CHAN ANYMORE! YOU SAW P-CHAN AND I'M NOT HIM!" "ok, ok can't you take a …" Ryoga ran over to the pond, got some water and quickly splashed it on Ranma. "grrrrrrrrrr" "What were you saying, Pig-tailed girl?" "PIG-TAILED GIRL!" Kuno came running in and started glomping Ranma-chan. "GET OFFA ME!" Ryoga just watched the two. After about five minutes Ryoga decided that Ranma had suffered enough and he hit Kuno on the head with on of Akane's mallets. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go change back into a boy and go to sleep, GOODNIGHT!" Ranma stomped off.

MORNING!

"Yawn, morning Ryoga!"

"Morning Akane. Morning Ranma"

"Ah geez Akane, don't be nice to him! Now he'll never go home!"

"Shuddup Ranma! I will go home! When I can, uh find it"

"Well then! FIND YOUR HOUSE!"

"Ranma stop teasing Ryoga! Ryoga stop encouraging Ranma!"

"Ranma! Ryoga! Akane! Breakfast is ready!"

"Come on you two!"

"Fine!"

"Ok Akane"

AFTER BREAKFAST!

"How about a friendly game of shogi, Tendo?" "Sure Saotomai!" "Nabiki, can you help me with the laundry?" "Huh? Ok Kasumi." "I'm going shopping! Bye!" "Bye Akane!" Ryoga and Ranma were left alone in the living room. "Ryoga, what was that thing you bought in China?" "Uh… heh, heh… Why do you ask Ranma?" "Oh, just bored, why? Got something to hide?" "No Ranma, I have nothing to hide! But what I bought in China, is a se - huh? Ranma, wheredja go!" "OOOO!" Ranma was looking through Ryoga's backpack. "You bought a wedding ring!" "AHHHH! RANMA! GET OUT OF THERE!" "No" "GRRR! RANMA PREPARE TO DI" "I forgot my purse, Ryoga, what are you doing with that mallet? And why is it over Ranma's head?" "AH! Nothing Akane!" "Baka Pig Head" ((*sits on Ranma's head* Ranma: "Get offa me BlackCat!" BC: "No" J )) "When are you going to ask her Ryoga?" "Ask who? Ask what? Huh?" "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS RANMA!" "Chicken" "Chicken huh? We'll see about that Ranma!" Ryoga grabbed the ring and crawled over to Akane who was sitting on the floor. "Akane.." Ryoga took out the ring and stared deep into Akane's eyes. "Will you…" Akane slightly blushed, this was really unexpected to her. "..marry me?" "Ryoga, I.."

OMG! That was so much fun to write! J happyness! Please review! Good Stuff! AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET THE FACT THAT THIS IS WHAT GOES ON IN MY SICK BRAIN! **** YOU! :P Ranma: ….. baka BC: I HEARD THAT! Bye guys, I gotta go kill Ranma! *wink*