Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Secret of the Wild Horse, Revised Edition ❯ Disclaimer Omake ( Chapter -1 )

Disclaimer OMAKE!

 

The sun rises over the Tokyo ward of Nerima, The birds are chirping, the morning dew is forming on the grasses….wait….this ain't Nerima….Ahhh….There it is the Pegasus flying over the horizon. Yep it is a normal day in Nerima.

 

Meanwhile in the Tendo dojo, A very pissed off blue haired girl walk into the dining room saying "baka, baka ,baka, baka" as if in a chant. This of course is the infamous Akane Tendo..

 

"infamous, did you just call me infamous?" Akane asked

 

"umm…." Iatneh responded, a sweat drop formed on the back of Iatneh's head

 

"IATNEH NO BAKA!" A 300 ton, 500 meter long hammer appeared

 

"neh, huh, huh" Iatneh waves a finger, the hammer suddenly disappeared

 

"precious?"

 

Akane is temporarily subdued, but she seems to have replaced the angry chant of “baka, baka, baka” with a remorseful chant of “precious? Precious? Where are you precious?”

 

"Remember this is MY story?"

 

This jolted her from her chant and turn a pair of remorseful glances over to the intruder.

 

"But, but I only follow Takahashi-sama's directions and where is my precious?"

 

"Well this is my story, I am not getting any money out of this, and I am the kami in this story. Can I count on your cooperation in this…o by the way you do not have a choice in this. As for your precious it is right here.” as the said huge hammer appear floating right in front of her face.

 

"PRECIOUS!!” Akane attempted to grab the said hammer, but as her hand reached it, her hand and body fell through and landed into the arms of Iatneh.

 

“precious?” Akane asked again

 

“Yes, I am precious” quiped Iatneh, as his hand moved southward and his mouth inched toward a pair of plump lips on a rotund but cute face.

 

At first, Akane tried to brake away from the kiss, but her head was stiff, but after a while, she responded with the same passion she had for Martial Art. Iatneh's hand went around Akane's waist, with her hand went around his neck and leaned upward as she strives to deepen the kiss.

 

As the kiss was broken, still in the intimate hug

 

“Are you going to cooperate?” murmured Iatneh, like sakura petals blowing in a clean spring breeze.

 

“mmmm, I will if I can get my precious back”

 

“Alright, if you do me a favor”

 

As Iatneh finished his statement, he begun to grow in size, and begin to take the shape of the Shikima king?

 

“Mwahahahahahaha, fighting is futile, you may as well enjoy it!” his voice became a deep rumble like the coming of a thunderstorm.

 

And a thunderstorm did come, blacking out the display screen as the only thing working is the audio

 

All was heard was the squishing sound and gasping sound that is coming from the receivers. The protest was completely gone and was replaced by a very vigorous moaning sound and a muffled scream.

 

Then all of a sudden all the sound was done, their was the sound of a body collapsing on to the ground, though a faint rugged breathing sound can also be heard.

 

“Are you going to cooperate now?” as the sound of Iatneh coming over the audio feed.

 

“mmmmmm” was all that was heard from Akane and followed by the return of video feed. Akane is currently dressed in the same way she had dressed when the entire things started with but she is currently laid down on the ground. Iatneh was standing also in the same spot before the thunderstorm came in and blew away the video feed. Akane slowly stands up with her hammer in hand and...

 

“IATNEH NO HENTAI”

The hammer hit the spot where Iatneh was, but there was dust everywhere caused by her hammer of (self-)righteous retribution, but as the smoke clears up Iatneh was nowhere to be found.

 

End disclaimer

 

End Blubber: I do this because I can...^.^...Thanks Kaiden for suggesting to break this away from the main chapter.