Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of Jusenkyo Man ❯ Chapter 3

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The Adventures of Jusenkyo Man


by Lord Raa



Remember folks, it's just a bit of fun.


Chapter 3


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Sailor Pluto managed to convince the Senshi that she wasn't going to whisk Ranma off and have her wicked way with him. Of course, Jupiter, Mars and Venus had insisted on staying with her to oversee the discussion.

For Setsuna's safety, you understand. If Ranma could take out those youma easily, who knows what he could do to them?

Mars had convinced them to use the shrine for their talk. It was a strange coincidence that her bedroom would be the closest.

Pluto had left to check on the time gates to see the effect of Ranma's presence on the creation of Crystal Tokyo.

When she returned, seemingly moments after leaving Ranma in the care of her friends, she had a frightening grin on her face.

"Oh Ranma," she sing-songed, "I have some good news and some _very_ good news."

"What's that?" he asked with a suspicion filled voice.

"The good news it that your help back there has made it so more possible time lines result in Crystal Tokyo than ever before."

"And what's the very good news?" Ranma started to back away as Setsuna started to invade his personal space.

"That there is a _most_ excellent chance that if we can remove our greatest threat with your help, we will gain a much earned break."

The other Senshi glomped Ranma in protest at the hungry look in their older friend's eyes. Though it may have been fear, as no-one had seen Setsuna behave like this. "Don't worry girls, I'll take care of Ranma."

"Uh-huh," Minako protested. "Why should you take have all the fun?"

"Oh my, I never would have pegged you as someone who swung that way," Setsuna teased.

Minako's face threatened to explode from the blood pressure. "That's not what I meant!"

Makoto stroked Ranma's arm. "Are you hungry Ranma? I'm a good cook."

Ranma's eyes lit up at the mention of food. "Food?"

Rei smiled when she saw Ranma's reaction. "I'll help you Makoto. Hey Ranma, do you like chocolate sauce?" 'Or more importantly, would you like to lick it off my body?' she added silently.

Setsuna frowned internally. 'Damn, a few thousand years and I'm still not as good at cooking as Makoto. Mind you, I could always get him drunk and take advantage of him...'"That's a very good idea. We should get to know each other better this evening."

"I don't know, I don't want to put anybody out," Ranma protested weakly, as he tried to slip away from the warriors of love and justice.

"Don't worry about people putting out, Ranma," Makoto spoke in a comforting tone. "We will all take good care of you."

'That's what's making me feel uneasy,' Ranma kept his opinion to himself.

Realising that their plan might be shot down in flames, they all moved in for the kill with the watery-eyed pleading. "Please Ranma?"

Remembering what Jenny had said about trusting his judgement, he played his last card. "But we hardly know each other," he protested.

Minako decided to put Ranma's moving tongue to better use. Breaking for air, she asked him, "Any questions about trust?"

"Mmhemm," Ranma burbled, his brain having shut down.

Which was odd, as it was far from the first time that an attractive girl had thrown herself at him.

Setsuna smiled. "Don't worry Ranma, ALL shall be revealed in good time." As the Senshi of time stepped closer to Ranma, she started to open her shirt.


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Ranma shot upright, covered in sweat and panting at the vivid images he's just seen. A quick look at his surroundings told him that he was back on the Jade Falcon and not about to do all sorts of naughty things with four young ladies.

"Oh man, that was scary," he mused aloud. "Note to self, be more careful about what I eat just before bed in the future."

"What was that, Ranma?" Makoto asked, pulling the covers from over her head.

"Eeep!"


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Ranma fell out of his bed. "Ouch."

"Ranma, are you all right?" Jenny asked.

"I'm fine, Jenny. I just had the most bizarre dream, I was dreaming that I was dreaming," Ranma explained. "I had this dream that four of those sailor Senshi were making plans for me then I dreamt that it woke up next to one called Makoto."

"So you're a one Senshi guy, then?" Jenny teased. She had observed the reaction Ranma had elicited from the more love-starved of the group.

"No!" Ranma protested. "I mean yes. I mean stop teasing me!"

Jenny laughed at the pigtailed young man. "I'm sorry Ranma. What are you going to do next? Your intervention yesterday will have alerted the Flid to your presence. The Dark Kingdom will be manipulated into trying again, possibly going for the big push."

Ranma considered his next plan of action. "Just the thing I need to distract those girls from trying to get me in the sack."

"You know what they say about a good defence, Ranma," Jenny hinted.

"You're right, Jenny. I'll find out what I can and see if I can provide some assistance."


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At the shrine where the Senshi often met, there was much discussion about a certain sword wielding man. In fact the discussion was considered to be important enough to warrant the appearance of Sailor Pluto.

"What can you tell us, Setsuna?" Ami asked, as she was the most sensible one there.

With a wistful smile, Setsuna told them what she had seen in the Timegates. "There may be trouble ahead, more than we can handle on out own, but for some reason, I have a good feeling about the future."

"Does this 'good feeling' have anything to with that buzzing sound coming from your room last night, Setsuna?" a bleary-eyed Haruka asked not so innocently.

Setsuna's face hardened. 'I'll get you for that, bitch!'

Minako added her opinion. "You're just bitter because you know you don't have a chance with that hunk of manliness we saw yesterday."

Haruka wore a look of pain when she heard the blonde's comment. "I'm a lesbian, you moron. That means I like girls."

"Yes, I know. I've noticed your roving eye," Setsuna added as part of her vengeance against the short haired girl. "And hands."

The ambient temperature of the room dropped several degrees with the look Michiru gave her lover. "I thought we talked about your hands, Haruka."

"Heh, heh," Haruka started to sweat as she fumbled for an explanation.


As the girls looked at what seemed to be developing into a domestic dispute, a voice called out in the yard.

"Hello?"

The four Senshi that had _very_ pleasant dreams the night before looked up in unison.
"Ranma!"

"What do we do? We can't let him know our identities!" Hotaru started to panic.

Rei took point. Adjusting her robes, she got up to see what Ranma wanted. She hoped it would be her. In a frenzy of animalistic lust that lasted several hours. "Can I help you?"

"I think so. Please don't take this the wrong way, there are these girls that I met last night. I think they may be in danger and need my help."

"They certainly need you," Rei answered in a quiet voice.

"What was that?"

"Who were these girls?" Rei covered her slip effortlessly.

"I only caught a couple of their names. One's called Pluto, the other Jupitart?"

"That's Jupiter!" Sailor Jupiter corrected from the right of the two teens.

"Sorry," Ranma apologised. "We weren't properly introduced. My name is Ranma Saotome," he finished with a bow.

Makoto blushed in spite of herself when she got a good look at Ranma. Unconsciously, she stepped closer to Ranma.

Pluto appeared at Ranma's side. "Ranma, we need to talk in a less public place."

"Agreed. We have much to discuss."

"This way," Rei ushered Ranma inside.

Ranma blinked as he felt Setsuna's hands on his ass.

Pluto gave Ranma an innocent look when he turned to her. "Is something wrong?"

"No, but I thought I felt something run down the small of my back."


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"So then Ranma," Pluto began her interrorgation, "just how long were you planning on staying here?"

Ranma tried his hardest to ignore the hungry looks from most of the Senshi. "Just as long as it takes to ensure the survival of humanity in this reality. I realise that I'm disrupting your timeline, just by being here."

'Yes, you are. You're a very bad boy, I need to give you a good spanking.' Pluto managed to keep her increasingly naughty thoughts to herself. Just.

"Well," Ranma began, "I need to know about these 'Dark Kingdom' types. If I take them out for you, will your utopian society come to pass?"

Pluto shook her head to clear the fog of desire that seemed to be clouding her mind. "Yes it would. Though, we might need some after battle help."

"Helping people is what I do," Ranma replied not having a clue as to what Setsuna had in mind.

Sailor Venus gave Ranma a saucy wink and said, "I'll make sure you're properly repaid, Ranma."

Venus began her transformation sequence to allow Ranma to ogle her.

"Venus what are you doing?" Luna demanded.

Ranma tensed as he realised that the new vioce didn't come from any of girls. "Who said that?"

"That's Luna," Sailor Moon answered.

"Where is Luna?" Ranma began to sweat as he recognised the scent of a cat.

"Here," the moon cat replied.

Ranma closed his eyes. "Stay back, kitty."

Luna stepped closer.

"I told you to stay back."

"Why?" Minako asked.

"Cat's make me uncomfortable," Ranma answered, his voice was beginning to waver.

Setsuna considered the situation. If they allowed this to continue, Ranma might take offense and not help them with her plans for the next generation of Senshi. 'I can't allow that potential to go to waste.' "Luna, back off now."

Before the cat could respond, Ranma acted on instinct. With a wave of his hand, Luna started to grow, her legs and body remolded themselves to a new shape. Her fur morphed into a simple hair cut that came down to he shoulder blades.

"Whoa!" was the general consensus, not at the girl that Luna became (for she was a plain looking girl due to the lack of make up), but at the fact that the laws of physics were being broken.

"How?" Ami asked.

Ranma smiled as he opened his eyes. "It's a kind of magic." He quickly closed them again when he saw that Luna was naked.

Rei quickly found Luna some clothes.

"Can you do more of it?" Ami asked. "You can open your eyes now."

Ranma smirked. "There's very little I can't do."

"Good, because there's another cat that would like to be human," Minako quickly responded.

Pluto nodded, people would respect the rulers of Crystal Tokyo more if they had human advisers rather than talking cats. "Yes, get Artemis here."


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After Artemis and Luna learned the joys of bipedal locomotion, the group introduced themselves (and their civilian identities) to Ranma.

Unfortunately, there had been a tragic accident that caused Usagi to spill tea over Ranma's shirt.

While he was waiting for it to dry Michiru cast her eye over Ranma's body, appraising his form as if it were a work of art. "Like Michaelangelo's David."

Setsuna nodded. "I bet his wang's bigger though," she whispered to Michiru.

"Yes, I'll have to give it a go."

"HEY!" Haruka protested, having noticed the looks Ranma was getting.

"Not so nice when the shoe is on the other foot, is it?" Michiru smirked at her lover.

Haruka growled.

Setsuna decided to end the sqabble. That way there would be less chance of Ranma being hurt in the brawl. "I don't think that you should Ranma come between you two."

Minako started to stroke Ranma's chest. "Then where should we let him come? Rei won't like it if we make a mess in her room."

The other Senshi turned slowly to the boy-crazy blonde, their faces (except for the experienced Setsuna) threatening to burst from the blood rushing there.

Ranma felt a huge shiver go up and down his spine. 'This is going to get messy. I need to get out of here.' Hitting a speed-dial pre-set on his mobile phone, Ranma called up the Jade Falcon.

"Jenny? I need help!"

*What can I do for you?*

"Can you open me up a door to the ship?"

*Why?*

"Who is that Ranma?" Minako asked, jealousy evident in her voice.

"What's it to you?" Ranma countered defensively.

Sailor Venus was about to protest when she realised that Ranma owed them nothing and they owed him their lives.

*My name is Jenny, I effectively am the ship that brought Ranma here.*

"What do you mean?" Ami asked.

*I am an Artificial Intelligence, that's thousands of years old. Ranma, I think that you should be able to handle the situation for a bit longer. Catch you later,* Jenny's voice seemed to have more mirth in it than was proper for an AI.

Ranma's eye twitched as the connection was severed.

Ami Mizuno was impressed with the level of technology Ranma had access to. She was also glad that Jenny wasn't a real person, for some strange reason.

"Well, it looks like I'm going to be staying planetside for a bit longer. Is there anywhere I can get something to eat?"

Rei's eyes like up. "Why, yes there is, Ranma. Makoto and I can whip you up something good."

"Or of course I could just whip you," Haruka offered with an evil grin. 'I'll get you for turning my Michiru against me!'

"I don't think so," Ranma answered. "I think my departure is a better idea."

With a stealthy grace that would make a ninja master proud, Ranma quickly left the hormone riddled girls, his feet barely touching anything.

Said hormonally inbalanced teenagers turned to the amateur racing driver. They all had looks on their faces that promised pain on the girl that had caused the pigtailed man to leave them.

"What are looking at me like that for? Put down the Time Staff, Setsuna. AAHH! Stop! Mercy! I give up! Uncle!"


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"I don't trust him," Artemis protested. "Sure we're human now, but who knows what else he could do to us!"

Luna considered her response. "I don't know, normally I'd agree with you, but something is a bit different about this guy."

"Like what?"

"Like that fact that he is the cutest thing in the history of the universe!"

Artemis's face found itself closely examining the floor. "You have got to be kidding me!"

"I am, silly. He's more than cute," Luna sighed dreamily.

Picking himself up from the floor again, Artemis glared at his fellow former moon cat. "You do realise that he is going to change Crystal Tokyo, don't you?"

Luna looked thoughtful for a moment. "I know. But he's so dreamy!"

Artemis grumbled something about the irony of being better acquainted with the floor even if his eyeline is now much higher than it was.


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To be continued....



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