Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Horrors of My Line ❯ The Charter's flawed? ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Ach, minor update here, since it could wind it's way in, and won't let my brain work normally.

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'Hmmm...' God was thinking again, nothing new to any who truly understood him, but he allso had Alexander and Robert in for a possible add-on to their roles.

"What Would Either Of You Say To Increasing The Scope Of Your Abilities And Area-Of-Influence To Include Artificial Inteliginces?" God, while usually quite chipper, was kinda somber today.

Alexander spoke first. "I don't think th, " Robert cut him off.

"I would love to, Sir, I suppose I was thinking out loud yesterday?"

(flashback starts)

"Who, the hell? Aww man, I just found a big omission in our charter. Granted, Alexander may like it, but still, ..." For a deity, Robert allways has had an odd habit of speaking too much or too little sometimes, and quite often thinks aloud.

"This needs ta be fixed, but it's out of my power range, I could use the Rival Relief Office, but that Beholder weirds me out." He visibly shudders at that. "Still, ... Gahhh, who am I tryin' ta shit here? It'll never happen, most normal people don't even consider them alive. But, Robots, or Androids, can still be raped, mostly just mental though, eliminating the 'mother' that the Angels would help, 'twould leave only the child."

He leans back in his chair, never losing his grip on the game controller. "After all, most Robots are unable to procreate in the organic sense, so they have to build a body, then fill it with thoughts. But mentally, well, you'd allready have a body, just wipe the mind, and re-program with whatever you think is nessecary, and voila! instant 'Raped robot' and with no pysical act either." he takes a moment as he finally gets a break mid-game.

"I mean, with the original mind gone, how do you determine who is to help? The Angels? Meh, could be a male body that got raped. Or, it could still be female, but then is it actually the body of the 'Mother', or that of the child that was created?"

Alexander trundles in. "Huh? Oh, you're reasoning with yourself again." Alexander sits and listens, it's actually somewhat soothing to listen to a person when they're rambling, or truly talking to themselves.

"Ye Gods, I'm gonna need a lot of help on this one, maybe I can get in to talk with the Big Kahuna in a few weeks?"

(flashback ends)

"Yes, You Were Thinking Quite Loudly. Do You Honestly Believe The Situation Needs Addressing?"

"Yeppersgy. If you think about it, some of the 'off-worlds' areas have games, movies, books, and TV shows where a robot must overcome it's own base programming, Like in that one by Asimov "I Robot" I think it was Asimov? >< Or Data from Star Trek. He wants to be more human, mostly because he's programmed to, but that means he is as alive as you are, Sir."

God paused a moment longer than neccesary. "Very Well Then, You Shall Have Your Expanded Charter By The 23rd Of June. You Are Hereby Dismissed For The Foreseeable Future." He the teleported the two back to their offices.

"To think, I'm actually learning from those dunderheads. Maybe he's right though, he could use some help." It is a little known fact, that god speaks very, very softly when no-one is there to listen.

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Nightmare appeared in a blinding flash of light, it was bright enough that the sattelites picked it up even from orbit, though they can't tell what caused it.

"Genma Saotome, you are mine!" Nightmare quickly noticed that, above all else, he was severely late, as he could here Ranma crying 'not again poppa'.

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part ial work, most of the conversation Robert had with himself I actually had, in the same manner really.