Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Terrible Master Kuno ❯ Chapter 3 Part 2 ( Chapter 4 )

The Terrible Master Kuno

Chapter 3 part 2

Enter the Rival

By Wolfhunter

" " Speech, of course you should know this by now.

' ' thoughts of course

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"Are you ok?" the girl inquired.

"Yeah, but who are you?" Moon asked.

"Uhh. Magical Girl Pretty Yomiko." 'Yomiko' said...

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Ryouga was brooding. Once again, life seem to turn for the worst, at least in his opinion. The most recent being him turning into a girl instead of a pig when splashed by water and turning into a magical girl. The one thing that he knew Ranma, or anyone else, would never let him live down should they find out.

This lead to another predicament, him still getting lost whenever he walked in his boy form. For some odd reason his family curse doesn't affect his new cursed form, but it still never failed when he was in his uncursed form. 'Ranma, I just know this is somehow your fault.' Of course this helped him ditch Azabu-Juban's well known magical group, but, somehow, he ended up once again in Okinawa.

Finally, he knew he had to go back to Tokyo some day or else he would have to break his promis to the woman which changed his curse and turned him into a magical girl. Which meant risking the eventual discovery of his new identity of a magical girl by Akane and meeting up with the Sailor Senshi.

Depressed and tired, he slowly walked South. 'I wonder what Akari is up to?' *Splash*

"Oh! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to splash you with the water." the old lady appoligized to the girl before going back to what she was doing.

Grumbling about curses and strange ladle ladies, he turned around and headed in the direction which would eventually lead him to Tokyo.

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"Hey. Have you seen Ryouga?" The youngest daughter asked. It had been almost a week since Ryouga last visited.

"How should I know? He's probably somewhere in Akaido or something." Ranma replied as he finished practicing his kata before a thought crossed his mind. "You know, Kuno's been kind of quiet lately."

Akane blinked at that. Normally they would just ignore Kuno's antics but he had been gone for some time, ever since that incedent in Juban. Almost as if he just upped and dissapeared. "You don't think he's up to something do you?"

"Hah, knowing him, he must be planning on how to defeat the sorcerer Saotome, who ever he is." Ranma finished before walking into the yard.

"You know he mean you, you idiot." Akane pointed out as she followed him out, having finished her own practice.

Ranma blinked then hit his head as he realized that. Guess that week of not hearing Kuno rant about 'The foul sorcerer Saotome' made him forget all about it. Of course most people would also realize that their last name was also announced with it. "So I forgot. And I'm not an idiot."

"Nope, just a pervert." Akane teased.

Of course Ranma didn't take it that way. "And I am not a tomboy!" Ranma paused.

Akane sweatdropped.

Ranma thought for a second.

Akane did the same.

"That didn't come out right." Ranma sighed, the energy of the upcoming fight leaving him...

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Speaking of perverts...

"What a haul! What a haul!" the joyful cries echoed the streets as an old man ran just ahead of a mob of girls.

For once, Happosai ran unchallenged with a bag full of panties and bras to add to his collection which seem to dissapear almost as soon as he stores them, forcing him to free more of his silky darlings from their captivity.

If he had only known that Nabiki kept selling back the panties, he would have found a better place to put them. Anyway, he was still ignorant of such events since the thrill of the chase meant more to him then the actual prize.

Around the seventh pass down the same street, he noticed Kuno in the shadows.

"Ahh. Kuno my boy." called out the pervert.

Looking up he noticed the man. "What do you want."

"I need a little help with someone. Can you help?" Happosai asked him with beady eyes. Looked real disturbing even to the Terrible Master.

"Very well. How can I help?" Kuno said, unaware of the look Happosai was secretly giving.

"Just take this." Happosai gave him a bag and took off.

"What's this for?" Kuno said out loud before he walked into the street...

"There he is!"

... into a mob of girls.

Hell hath no fury over a mob of angry girls...

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Beaten and disheveled, the Terrible Master Kuno walked back into Biff Standard's presidential Standard Office TM.

"I heard your plan failed. You know this company has no room for failure." Biff Standard said from his Standard Leather Office Chair TM.

"Do not worry. That was a part of my plan." Kuno lied, as he walked to the desk, ever mindful of the large windows in the office.

"Getting beat up was a part of your plan?" Standard raised an eyebrow at that.

"Yes. To make them over confident." Kuno continued.

Deciding the change the subject Biff stood up and walked to the window. "So I assume you have a new plan?"

"Of course. I noticed that, when angered, women can be very...convincing when they want something their way, especially in large groups. If we could 'convince' them to get other people to change to the Standard system..." Kuno trailed off, letting what ever next be assumed by his protege.

"Hmmm. Very well. Proceed." Biff finished off in a very Queen Beryl like way.
Kuno shuddered as he remembered that evil bitch. All demons had learned of Beryl and her Dark Kingdom during the times of the Silver Millenium. Metallica... I mean Metillia had been one of their higher level demons which went rouge and helped Beryl destroy the Moon Kingdom. Of course, no one really cared since no one liked Metillia for some reason or another.

Kuno just nodded as he dissapeared...

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"I don't trust her." Rei stated as she and her friends talked outside of her temple.

"You don't trust anyone." Usagi pouted. Every time, Rei would find some reason not to like someone she did. "I think she could help us."

"Just because she showed up one time doesn't mean anything." the girl who becomes Sailor Mars countered before she noticed a book in Usagi's hands. "Hey, I didn't finish reading that!" Rei then lunged after her to get her Manga back.

Ami just sweat dropped at the two fighting before turning toward the more level headed of the group.

Makato and Minako were discussing the picture that one of their friends bought from a girl named Nabiki Tendo from the Nerima Ward.

Another sweat dropped before sighing. "Guess there goes another meeting." Artemis and Luna nodded in agreement.

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"How dare you!" *Slap!* As you can tell, Kuno had started his little plan, but it had one flaw.

"You want what?" *Slap!* Angering girls to your view was alot harder, and painful, then he had originally thought.

*Slap!* "Hey that was fun!" *Slap!* Kuno was interrupted even before he could mention anything by a girl with twin blonde pony-tails.

"Um. I think you can stop now Usagi." Makato sweatdropped as Usagi seem to release her pent up fustrations on the poor guy.

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"Maybe I should try a different tactic." Kuno pointed out.

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*Slap!* "I hate you!" Guess who screamed in Ranma's face then stormed up into her room to brood.

The said pig-tailed martial artist paused as he contemplated what he had done wrong.

It started when he was talking to Nabiki when she told Ranma of the Sailor Senshi that was on the TV a little over a week ago. For awhile the two talked over what they knew until Ranma remembered someone who was like them.

Sailor V. Crime fighter/Demon exterminator extrodinare. Idol among most of the girls which liked most sentai shows.

First was the how he had met Sailor V... That wasn't too bad.

Then the comments about how she fought... Which was true.

Then looks... Real nice.

Then attitude... Which was good.

On hind sight, it might have been better NOT to compare her to Akane.

"Oh well." Ranma sighed as he headed to the roof to think. Which wasn't long.

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Sailor Moon finally reached the sight where she heard there was a youma attacking the shopping district.

Of course said youma was actually a demon. One which they knew to be the Terrible Master Kuno. Of course the huge sack with the words "Terrible Master" printed on it helped a little.

"What a haul! What a haul!" Kuno imitated the sounds which the pervert he meat earlier and ran in a path which the angry girls and women would cause the most damage.

She sweat dropped as she realized that Kuno was holding a bunch of panties and bras. No wonder none of the others appeared with her. 'Traitors.'
Getting into a determined stance. She raised her voice.

"Stealing panties are both perverted and evil. I will not put up with these actions." Moon struck another pose.

"In the name of the Moon. I will punish you!" Then she charged in.

Kuno smirked as he jumped over Moon and continued in a circular pattern, causing Moon to run in panic or get run over by the mob of angry girls.

"Eeek!!" cried Moon as the mob got closer. Then she lunged away from the path of angry women and looked at the situation.

At the moment, for all she could tell, there was no way she could get near Kuno if he could see her because he would just direct the mob after Moon, keeping her from using any of her attacks.

'That's it!' She thought as the idea struck her before she opened her communicator and called Ami for help. After talking to her a couple, Ami told her she'll be there as soon as she could so Moon decided to distract Kuno as much as she could to keep him from running.

For almost 10 minutes she would jump in, run, and jump away, trying to keep Kuno from doing anything. Of course no one knew why the angry mob stayed angry or how they managed to keep up their energy.

"Bubble Spray!" a white fog appeared over the group as Sailor Mercury appeared on the scene.

This caused the mob to stop running since they lost sight of their perverted target. Having run for almost an hour straight, all the girls and women faited in exhaustion, leaving Kuno running around like an idiot.

"Moon Tiara Action!" a thin disk of energy flew by as he barely managed to dodge the projectile.

"Show yourself and fight like a man!" Kuno cried out. It was then that the fog dissapated.

"As you can see. I'm not a man." Moon posed then took out her crescent wand.

Kuno smirked then charged the girls. Quickly Moon and Mercury scattered, Kuno following Mercury since she seemed to be the smarter of the two, which was a mistake.

"Moon Tiara Action!" Again, the disk like projectile flew at him, which caused him to jump away and switch tactics.

"Eeek!! Not again." Moon screamed as a whole bunch of Chibi-Kunos appeared out of no where and started chasing her.

"Date me! Date me!" Hundreds of voices teased the poor girl, leaving Kuno to worry about Mercury.

Mercury, having not said a word other then for her attacks, turned towards Kuno and tried to think of anyway to defeat the demon.

Her answer came in the form of an umbrella as it embeded itself into the ground right infront of Kuno.

"Who dares!" Kuno yelled. He looked over and saw...

"For making my life hell...Prepare to die!" Pretty Yomiko yelled as she threw one of her bandanas from where ever she kept them.

Kuno was prepared to dodge but the bandana was deflected by a boomerang type object. Tracking the object, he noticed a slender gloved hand grab it. He barely managed to keep back a nosebleed as he noticed what she was wearing.

As far as he could tell, the uniform was definitely NOT designed for a 16-17 year old girl so the outfit was really form fitting,not to mention revealing.

Girl just smirked as silently charged after Yomiko. 15 minutes past, but it seemed like hours, as the pair stared at the new girl and Yomiko fight each other. Each blocking, punching, and dodging as fast as the eye could see. It was making Kuno dizzy.

Finally the two seperated, both really winded but ready to continue the fight before Kuno broke out of his stupor and yelled. "Pig-Tailed Girl!!!" Then proceed to glomp the said girl.

"Hey! Get off me!" The pig-tailed girl pryed Kuno off of her as Mercury and Yomiko sweatdropped. "And I have a name you know!"

"Just tell him who you are!" Yomiko, knowing Kuno, yelled as she knew he would go into a long winded speech.

"Fine." She sighed, so much for the flashy entrance. "The names Pixy Ranko and don't you forget it." She then struck a pose...

Now that Pixy Ranko has entered the fray, what will become of our heroines?

To Be Continued...