Robot Chicken Fan Fiction ❯ My own Robot Chicken episode ❯ bit 3 ( Chapter 3 )

(Static) There is a nerdy looking man standing behind a podium talking to a large crowd of people. “So as you can see this robot can do everything from stopping intruders to walking your dog so can you can do whatever you feel like doing, it’s perfect!!! Any questions” A man raises his hand and the man behind the podium points to him and yes sir. “Um yes can you f*** it?” “What?” “Can you f*** it?” “No!!!” All of the people turn around disappointed and start walking home mumbling to each other. “Wait!” the nerdy man screamed “I’ll Cut the price in half please just come back please please!” Someone then throws a beer bottle at is head and it breaks on his skull knocking him unconscious. He lays there as blood drips out of his head. (Static)