Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction ❯ Talpa's Dynasty ❯ One-Shot
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By: Faia Saiyajin 
Probably the only fic that could get me committed. Yet another Ronin fic. And it just oozes corny zaniness. A song-parody of the Eagles' "Hotel California".
Anime/Manga: Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 407 | Visits: 589 | Status: Completed
Probably the only fic that could get me committed. Yet another Ronin fic. And it just oozes corny zaniness. A song-parody of the Eagles' "Hotel California".
Anime/Manga: Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 05.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 407 | Visits: 589 | Status: Completed
title: Talpa's Dynasty (to the tune of "Hotel California" by The Eagles)
series: Ronin Warriors
author: Faia Saiyajin
rating: G
--I claim nothing, therefore I own nothing.
--This little fic-song type thing was written, because, well... I prefer the Warlords over those pesky Ronins any day of the week and twice on Sundays. I just think I need to get more sleep during the night. Don't worry... I'm thinking up a more ....serious... RW/YST fanfic. No more Pokemon crossovers for this little Saiyajin, noooo sirrreee.
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On a dark wet battlefield
Hot wind in my face
Warm smell of lifeblood
Rising up through the air
Amongst all the carnage
I saw four Armored forms
My feet wouldn't budge
And my eyes went wide
I HAD to stop for this sight
There he floated in his chamber
I heard the spirits yell
And I was thinking to myself
'These guys look like heaven,
But this *could* be hell'
He tried to light the candles,
They didn't stay lit for long
There were soldiers in the corridors
Hope I heard them say:
chorus:
Welcome to Talpa's Dynasty
Such an evil place,
He's just an evil face
Always room in Talpa's Dynasty
Anytime of year
Souls are tortured here
His mind is Armor-twisted
He's got those Inferno bends
He's got four pretty, pretty boys
He calls friends
Have their fights in the courtyard
Sweet Warlord sweat ((.....::pause... demented grin:: ..oh yeah.. back to the song...))
Four Warlord Armors
Five Ronins to get
So I called to a spirit
To pleeeaaase stop that whine
He said
'Oh that's just little Kayura, man, she's only 9'
And still those voices are calling from all around
Wakes you up at all hours of the night,
Just so he can say
*chorus*
Mirror on the wall
Try to put the Ronins on ice
And Talpa said
'You are all just prisoners here
Of MY device'
And in Talpa's chamber
Warlords gather there to meet
Plan to kill Ronins with steely knives,
But they always meet defeat
Last thing I remember
They were running for the door
Some Ancient guy
Had overthrown Talpa before
'Relax' I said to the four men
'Talpa's easy to deceive
We can off him any time we like,
But *you're* never gonna leave'
Welcome to Talpa's Dynasty
Such a lovely place
Seeing each Warlord's face
I'm livin' it up in Talpa's Dynasty
Here's a big surprise..
SCREW THOSE OTHER FIVE GUYS!!!
series: Ronin Warriors
author: Faia Saiyajin
rating: G
--I claim nothing, therefore I own nothing.
--This little fic-song type thing was written, because, well... I prefer the Warlords over those pesky Ronins any day of the week and twice on Sundays. I just think I need to get more sleep during the night. Don't worry... I'm thinking up a more ....serious... RW/YST fanfic. No more Pokemon crossovers for this little Saiyajin, noooo sirrreee.
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On a dark wet battlefield
Hot wind in my face
Warm smell of lifeblood
Rising up through the air
Amongst all the carnage
I saw four Armored forms
My feet wouldn't budge
And my eyes went wide
I HAD to stop for this sight
There he floated in his chamber
I heard the spirits yell
And I was thinking to myself
'These guys look like heaven,
But this *could* be hell'
He tried to light the candles,
They didn't stay lit for long
There were soldiers in the corridors
Hope I heard them say:
chorus:
Welcome to Talpa's Dynasty
Such an evil place,
He's just an evil face
Always room in Talpa's Dynasty
Anytime of year
Souls are tortured here
His mind is Armor-twisted
He's got those Inferno bends
He's got four pretty, pretty boys
He calls friends
Have their fights in the courtyard
Sweet Warlord sweat ((.....::pause... demented grin:: ..oh yeah.. back to the song...))
Four Warlord Armors
Five Ronins to get
So I called to a spirit
To pleeeaaase stop that whine
He said
'Oh that's just little Kayura, man, she's only 9'
And still those voices are calling from all around
Wakes you up at all hours of the night,
Just so he can say
*chorus*
Mirror on the wall
Try to put the Ronins on ice
And Talpa said
'You are all just prisoners here
Of MY device'
And in Talpa's chamber
Warlords gather there to meet
Plan to kill Ronins with steely knives,
But they always meet defeat
Last thing I remember
They were running for the door
Some Ancient guy
Had overthrown Talpa before
'Relax' I said to the four men
'Talpa's easy to deceive
We can off him any time we like,
But *you're* never gonna leave'
Welcome to Talpa's Dynasty
Such a lovely place
Seeing each Warlord's face
I'm livin' it up in Talpa's Dynasty
Here's a big surprise..
SCREW THOSE OTHER FIVE GUYS!!!