Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Da Luau: Where anything happens! ❯ Strip Poker My ASS!!! ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters here, except for Flame, who is me, so I can say rightfully she's mine. Other than that, no one else is mine. (I do wish a few of them were. . .maybe I should kidnap them) *thoughts run through mind* ANYWAY! None of these characters are mine, and if you wanna use Flame, please ask me first.enjoy!!

A/N: This chapter, and the two previous chapters are written so that they seemed to all be happening at once. Something I think I won't do again because this chapter was pretty boring to write, and so I started writing chapter five, which is about 25% done.




All of our players found the time to change into clothes more suitable for the occasion. After all, most of them were already half naked!
Keiko had the deck and shuffled as the other nine players waited for her to deal.
"Human's are incredibly slow." Sesshomaru muttered.
"Hey!" Wolfwood said. "I detest that! I am very quick, mind you."
"Yeah, yeah." Vash said. "Not as fast as I am."
"But you're slow in the head." Kaoru reminded.
"Ahh!" Vash whined. "Why is everyone so mean to me, maman ?"
Megumi giggled. "Because you're like Sano."
Vash snorted.
"Sometimes like Inuyasha." Miroku noted.
Sesshomaru glared at the monk.
Miroku coughed. "I mean, a friend."
Sesshomaru's glare faded lightly.
"Cut the deck." Keiko gave the deck to the man on her right, Kurama.
Kurama cut it and turned to Megumi who sat next to him. "I really don't understand why we have to cut the deck.
"To make sure no one cheats." Tai said, picking up her cards Keiko dealt.
"It's true." Rin said. "It's to make sure Keiko didn't set up the cards."
"Oh but I-" Keiko started.
Rin smiled. "I know. It's just an example."
Everyone picked up their cards.
"Straight deal?" Miroku asked, sweat dropping.
Keiko nodded. "There's ten of us here. With one duck, only two cards are left."
"Okay then." Sesshomaru dropped his hand.
Two pairs. Threes and jacks.
Miroku dropped his hand face down, as did Wolfwood. Vash smiled and dropped his hand face up.
His two pairs were higher than Sesshomaru's.
Sesshomaru just shrugged.
"Any of you ladies can top that?" Miroku asked beaming.
"Hey!" Keiko said. "Don't you know the rules? The five losers have to strip. The five winners don't have to. But, the person who won the entire hand gets all the clothes."
Miroku's jaw dropped, Wolfwood laughed. "Hey! I have a pair of tens at least!"
"I don't have anything!" Miroku cried out.
Kurama dropped his hand, a pair of twos.
"I'm even losing to fox boy!" He cried out. "That's like losing to Shippo!"
"AWW!!" Rin put her cards down. "I lost to Miroku because I don't have anything except for an ten high!"
Miroku breathed deeply.
"So that's one definite loser," Kaoru said dropping her hand.
"Two pairs." Vash noted.
"I have a straight!" Keiko dropped her hand. An ace, two, three, four, five were there.
"Damn!" Megumi dropped her hand. Nothing.
Tai swallowed. "I don't have anything either."
"So the losers are," Sesshomaru said, "Rin, Miroku, Tai, Kurama, and Megumi."
"Let's see you strip!" Wolfwood cheered.
Kurama gave his shoe to Keiko.
Keiko cleared her throat. "Clothes Kurama."
Kurama glared at her. "This is kind of undermining."
He took of his jacket and threw it at her.
Megumi had done the same, as did Rin, Miroku, and Tai.
"Okay!" Miroku said, shuffling the cards.
"Let's allow everyone who won, to take someone of the opposite genders clothing. For example, Keiko beat me, so I should give her my shirt. But, it happens for everyone."
He began to deal the cards.
"So all the past losers should have given their clothes to someone of the opposite sex who won?" Rin asked.
"Yeah!" Miroku said. "Sound fun?"
All the previous loser/winners nodded.
"Alright." Miroku grinned. This ought to give me a chance to win my clothes back.
But this time, all the guys lost.
"Damn!" Vash said throwing his red coat at Keiko. "I thought I would win."
"Hey, you actually look pretty good wearing what you are." Kaoru said. "It's like, form fitting and it suits you pretty well."
"Thank you."
"It's sexy." Megumi said flicking her hair back.
Wolf wood wore only his white dress shirt gave the two girls a look Miroku already bare chested cocked an eye brow and said. "My biceps are here for all the world to see, yet you only see him ?"
"Admit it Miroku," Tai said who was next to him. "You're a little lecherous."
Miroku feigned shock. "How could you say that? I am the perfect gentleman!"
Rin shook her head. "Kurama is. He's sexy, smart, and gentlemanly."
"Everything a woman could want." Kaoru added. "But not me."
Kurama blushed, he was only in his pants and an under shirt. "I really don't think so."
"And humble." Megumi, who was beside him leaned into him. She had traded his jacket for Miroku's under shirt, and had it around her shoulders.
Kurama was as red as fire.
Keiko laughed, Vash's red vest on her shoulders. "Calm down, Megumi."
Kaoru, who had Wolfwood's jacket on her shoulders smiled. "She's a shameless woman, huh?"
"You know," Tai said as she dealt the cards, "Maybe we should play it differently."
"How?" Keiko inquired. (Whoa! Big words there huh?)
Tai grinned, "If you lose, the person who's taking your article of clothing gets to choose which one they want off."
"Why do we keep changing these rules?" Sesshomaru mumbled. "I mean, honestly, can't you humans keep a straight head?"
Wolfwood laughed. "Why are you so high and mighty?"
"High and mighty?" Sesshomaru glared at him.
"That's true," Keiko said with her finger on her chin. "He does act a little arrogant."
"A little!?" Kaoru blasted . "His friggin' ego's bigger than Mount Fuji!"
Sesshomaru laughed dryly. "I'm just a little more powerful then you is all."
Wolfwood snorted. "I could shoot you faster than you think."
"We all know Vash is the best gun slinger." Keiko said smiling.
Vash grinned. "I am aren't I?"
"Puh-leeze!" Megumi said, arms crossed over her chest. "I bet you Kurama could lay him flat with his rose whip!"
Tai frowned. "Mr. Wolfwood would do damage to his rose whip. Besides, who would fight with a mere flower? What damage would that do at all?"
"Aha!" Megumi shouted, pointing at Tai. "You think that all it takes in a fight is brawn? It takes brains! Just like it takes brains to do medicines and operational procedures, it takes brains for strategy, knowledge of an enemies weakness, as well as how to operate a weapon!"
"Wolfwood's one for three!" Tai snapped.
Keiko laughed. "I'm sorry Vash, "She said to the gunman, "But you're none for three."
"I can shoot a weapon!" Vash whined.
Kaoru grinned. "Sorry Keiko," She patted Miroku's back. "Miroku here's two for three. As well as sexy. He's not ashamed to ask for what he wants either. If he wants a woman, he lets her know." Her eyes narrowed. "Unlike a certain swordsman we know. . ."
Everyone at the table sweat dropped. Miroku was the first to recover, he rubbed her full bottom. "Well dear Kaoru, perhaps you'd like to bare my child. After all, you are a person who defends those that are weaker. That's a good-"
Kaoru had playfully whacked him, if anything a little too hard. "Oh, Miroku! Stop! You're making me blush!"
"Let's just get on with the game." Sesshomaru snapped.
"Geeze," Rin said. "Take it easy."
Sesshomaru bared his fangs at her.
"Oh I've have enough playing with humans." He stood up, and left the table, opened the door and closed it softly.
Everyone expelled a breath.
"You know, it might be me. . ." Rin said laughing nervously. "But I feel as if a great tension was lifted off my shoulders.
The women laughed.
"Progress!"
The game continued until it became boring.
By that time, Megumi lost her shirt, and was walking around topless. Vash and Wolfwood were walking around in briefs, Kurama stripped to his boxers. Miroku was wearing a sheet to cover up his nudity, he shared it with Kaoru, who was in her bikini. Tai and Keiko were the only ones wearing anything that covered skin. Tai had Wolfwood's jacket on her shoulders, and the rest of his clothes at her feet. Keiko had Vash's red vest and his clothes on her lap. Rin had her bikini and shorts.
"Well. . ." Miroku said. "Apparently, bad intentions get back fired."
Kaoru laughed.
Keiko smiled. "I seemed to have made it out alright."
"Alright she says?" Kurama laughed dryly at her.
"Yeah, just look at Fox Girl!" Kaoru said. "Then you'll know that you did beyond better."
Megumi pouted. "That's not funny."
But Miroku's gaze was stuck to her chest.
She covered it up with her arms, a blush covering her body. "Hey! How would you like it if I stared at you're privates!"
Miroku smirked with a cocked brow. "Honestly? I'd feel flattered."
"Dirty pervert. . ." She grumbled.
Kaoru glared at Miroku, and knocked him on the head silently.
"Hey!" He said, rubbing the bump that was slowly appearing. "What was that for!?"
"Being a dumbass!" She said, and turned around, taking most of the sheet from Miroku's body.
"Kaoru!" He held the blanket to her privates.
She glared at him.
Megumi sighed.
Suddenly, a loud bang echoed in the tense room.
"Oh my God!" Megumi gasped, leaping a foot in the air at the sound, and ran to the door, slamming it open.
Everyone wore the same pale expression of surprise, then ran outside to see what had happened.
Milly had fire one of her X shaped stun gun bullets at Koenma, Megumi ran to his side to see what had happened, and to see if he was alright.
I think he's alright. She thought to herself.
Milly was glaring at him, and was about to say something when the last door slammed open, Flame popping out with fire in her hand, and burning in her eyes.
"Uh-oh. . ." Kaoru said. "Major trouble. . ."
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"I for one think it was quite entertaining!" Sano said grinning at Sango. "Don't you Miss. Demonslayer?"
Sango tossed him a glare that said plainly, I ought to kill you right now!!
Hiei was still sulking in the corner, tossing looks at Flame and Yukina.
Flame grew nervous beneath that cold hard stare and whispered to Yukina, "Are you guys in anyway related?"
Yukina blushed. "No."
Flame sighed. "Then I think that he likes you."
Yukina's blush intensified. "You can't mean that!"
Flame pointed a finger. "How do you know?"
She was silenced.
She nodded.
Kouga listened in. Damn. She was one of the girls on my list. He shrugged. Three different people, one down. . .two more to go.
He glanced at Kagome who was arguing with that damn Inu-youkai. Maybe she would let him. . . Even if it was to spite Inuyasha. Her desire would be there, and perhaps, he could win her heart. . .
A plan began to unfold in his head, even as he was unaware of a certain assistant-master tossing him looks of want.
Sesshomaru was aware of everyone's conversations.
His ears pricked as he heard a certain favored one.
"You know, Kouga's actually a lot better than I would have thought." Botan told Megumi who sat beside her.
"Well, your Wolfie won't stand up to my Kitsune at foreplay." Megumi had said with a smile.
"You know this first hand?"
"No. But I can tell."
"Because you're a little fox yourself?" Botan teased.
Megumi glared at her. "Ha, ha Lady Grim Reaper."
"And you'll do well not to forget that!"
Wolfwood, Kuwabara, and Miroku were arguing about something or other when they heard Botan's outburst.
"What's that?" Wolfwood asked, interested.
"Nothing!" Megumi smiled and shooed them away.
"OKAY!" Flame said grinning. "I think we should play on the beach! I think the moon is bright enough for the humans that are here, and demons can handle themselves."
Everyone picked up a towel, and went down to the lobby happily.
The night was interesting . Flame thought. I'm glad I threw this party .
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I6: Yay!! I'd like to thank you all for reviewing!
Kurama: *reading reviews* Who's "SailorDark?"
I6: Someone who loves you.
Kurama: Oh.
Inuyasha: You gonna finish the fic?
I6: Duh.
Keiko: *claps* Does that mean I'm gonna be in some more chapters!?
Flame: Well, duh!
Sango: I guess Sano can see just how bossy I'll be then, huh?
Sano: *glares at Sango* Please. . . It's alright. . .
I6: Please calm down! Anyway! I'm gonna finish this fic!! For my fans!!!