Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Samurai X Fan Fiction ❯ A rurouni's story ❯ Here comes the dog ( Chapter 1 )

Bountyhunter5000: Hello peeps! I know it's about time…so here it is! A Rurouni Kenshin fic (done at same time:yuyu fic)

*Kenshin walks in*

Kenshin: hello…welcome to this story…umph!

*Sano jumps in and lands on Kenshin*

Sano: -_-+Yo! I'm gonna do the introduction here! Huh?

*something wiggling under Sano's but…Sano gets up*

Kenshin *swirlly eyes* : ORO…

Sano:…and ur suppose to be a great sword mean too…

Kenshin:…

Bountyhunter5000: … lets start the story now, shall we? -_-;;;

Kenshin: *takes sword out and spins it around for attention* Don't u need a disclaimer Bountyhunter5000-domo?

Sano: -_-+ Did u ever know…UR 2 MUCH OF A GOODY-GOODY THAT IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!?

Kenshin: *runs away*

Bountyhunter5000: -_-+ Nooo…Ur soo mean Sano!! How could u!?

Ahem…I don't own Rurouni Kenshin…or Samuri X *sob sob*

*Kenshin comes back*

Kenshin: There there… While she's getting over misery, I'll get the story going…

Sano: hmph

"ORO!?" could be heard for a certain person running from the cops due to having a sword. A certain person that is none other than the Kenshin the Battousaii (I know that got spelled wrong ^^;;;) the manslayer. "I'll get you this time!!" yelled the cop, just as Kenshin tripped over a dog…causing him to fall flat on his face into a puddle that was behind some random person. So, the cop just ran straight, and thus passed him. "Oro, how very lucky…" He turned to look at the white and black dog…which looked at him cutely…

AT KAORU'S DOJO…

"So Kenshin, instead of a woman, you come home with a dog, very interesting, indeed…" "…" "I think its cute" (Kaoru) "I think it would be a good target for sword swinging practice…" commented Yahiko. "Oro?" "That's it! We are going to keep this dog, but Yahiko can't use his sword on it!" "Oh damn, why can't I!?" "Because I said so, runt!" "short" "Oro?" Kaoru and Yahiko: "Sorry, Kenshin." "Forgiven" "Bitch" "bastard" "Hoe" "fag" "This may go on a while if we don't stop it, Kenshin" Sano commented wearily. "Indeed… shall we name the dog?" "Sure, nothing better to do…" "LET US DO IT TO!" (Yahiko and Kaoru) Dog:..*waiting for name* …

NAME SUGGESTIONS- WITH RANDOM COMMENTS

Sano: pimp dady

Kenshin: it's a girl, Sano

Yahiko: Ravaege

Kaoru: not a name-_-+ how about Sassy

Yahiko: what a boring name…

Kenshin: Tomoe?

Those two girls (who just walked in): Lara!

Kaoru: I like it…

Sano and Yahiko: NOOOO -_-+

Kenshin: Tomoe?

Sano: what type of name is that!?

Everyone: *crickets chirping*

Sano: fine

END OF THAT…

Yahiko went up to Tomoe, "so… what does she do, Kenshin?" "Well…" Kaoru jumps in. "Yahiko! We gotta train it, dumb ass!" Then Sano walk over to Tomoe. "I'll train her." "uhh…" (Kenshin) Everyone else: NOOO SANO! "Hmph" Then Kenshin walks over and picks Tomoe up. "Wanna teach it how to use swords?" "Sencond, Kenshin. First, we gotta teach it how to cook good food." "uhuh" (Yahiko) "Grrr…well you don't get any say about my food, Sano, since you a fucken free loader!" "Yeesh, certainly bitchy today, eh? Hey, where'd Kenshin go?"

KENSHIN…

"Whew… glad to get you out of there before you had an accident, eh?" "woof! ^-^ thank you!" "Oro @-@?" "woof woof!" "I guess it was just my imagination…*sigh*" Kenshin then took in his surroundings. There was a particular restaurant…near the lake… "Oro? I guess I'll have to think on my way back to Kaoru's dojo."

Bountyhunter5000:so, how was it? *hint hint, reviews…visits on mm.org only tell be zip*

Sano: I do wonder how u, Kenshin, went from being the battoussaii, to a clutsoussaii…

Kenshin:…*faraway look*

Sano: *sigh*

Bountyhunter5000: see ya!