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“The Anime-Fun-Happy-Hyper-Zone”!!!

A fan fiction by H.A.C.K

 

 

 

The story starts in a desolate wasteland. Only seen are two chairs, microphones, and an unusual machine. Suddenly the abnormal machine starts to give off a rainbow of lights,

And a girl appears.

 

Girl: Time for ACTION!!!

 

* With her machine, a whole studio is formed, staff is funning around doing their jobs, and a audience is cheering on*

 

Girl: *asking one of the workers* Where is Meri?

 

Worker: She's in her dressing room…been in there for an hour.

 

Girl: *angry* who I work with these days…*sighing and walking to Meri Umail's dressing quarters.

 

Girl: Oh Meredith, my best friend in the whole world… why are you still in here?

 

Meri: *with tears* I had the WORST day ever Chris! I got a B+ in History, my favorite pink dress doesn't fit, and one of my fan mails said that my butt was big!

 

Chris: *looks at poster on wall* He he. Now why would somebody say that?*still mocking laughs*

 

Meri: I know right. He shall be destroyed once I'm elected dictator.

 

Chris: Yeah…uh, let's go on k???

 

Meri: Ok.*thinking*I wonder what my inauguration dress should be…

 

Chris: * on stage* Are you ready people??!!

 

AUD: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Chris: *digging in her ears* you sure are. Anyhow, our first guest is-

 

Worker: uh Chris, you better come here…

 

Chris: *whispers* ok. *to audience* Uh…wait one sec. Look at these nice hair gel commercials from Son Goku Hair inc.

 

T.V: *Goku talking* When you in a tiring battle, and your hair don't look that good…

 

///In Meri's room…again…///

 

Meri: *crying* Wah!!!

 

Chris: What's the matter now?

 

Meri: That guy sending me the evil fan letters says that I look like a cow!

 

Chris: Grr! * now pulling Meri down the hall* Get out here NOW!

 

///Back on Stage…finally…///

 

Chris: Welcome to the Anime-Fun-Happy-Hyper-Zone! I'm your host, Christine Olukere, and my co-host Meredith Umail.

 

AUD: Whoo!

 

Chris: Ok, if you people do not know how the game works, 10 people from different animes are put into a small room. There is a door in the room, and that will lead to 7 closed doors. These doors lead to 7 alternate universes that you have to do special things inside. A list with their name will be found in the starting room. Now for our contestants!

Meri, if you please.

 

Meri: Please what?

 

Chris: Get on with it already!!!

 

Meri: I was joking, I'm smart* shows an exam scantron with an A+++* and beautiful* flips her hair* Anyhow, contestant # 1 has a cross shaped scar on his cheek and lives in Meiji-Era Japan. With red-hair and amethyst eyes, here's Kenshin Himura!

 

Kenshin: Hello.

 

Fan Girls in AUD: *screaming*

 

///Machine is working///

 

Chris: What the heck? Didn't I turn that thing off?

 

*Appearing out of nowhere is Karou, and she has a very bad expression on her face…*

 

Kenshin: *confused* Hi Karou-dono.

 

Karou: Don't hi me! Why didn't you tell me that you were going on this show?!

Kenshin: ah…oro?

 

Karou: *bonks Kenshin on the head with her bokken* Oro! I'm not taking that anymore!

 

Fan girls in AUD: Hey, you don't do that to Kenshin, or you will regret it!

 

Karou: Shut up! Don't tell me what I can't do with my husband!

 

Fan Girls: You're not married to him! That episode has not aired in the U.S!

 

Karou: In Japan I am!

Fan Girls: We're in New Jersey!

 

Karou: Dare to question me! *taking her bokken, she uses it as boomerang and hits on the head every single one of the fan girls and then lands back in her hand*

 

Chris: *sweat drop* ok…yeah…uh, I'll get back to you after we take these girls and Kenshin to the hospital…later.