Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Are they REALLY foreign exchange students? ❯ Sano is such an Idiot ( Chapter 3 )

MoTaS: Alright. Here's the next chap of the story.

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About a half hour later, they were at Ian's place. As he soon realized, no one in his jeep (besides himself, DUH!) knew how to wear a seatbelt, much less what it was. Sano sat up front, while Kenshin sat in the back between Kaoru and Yahiko. Kenshin and Kaoru caught onto the whole seatbelt thing, while Yahiko had to be forced to wear the lap belt. Sano had fully resisted, and was tied up with a bungee cord and then strapped in. Yahiko laughed at Sano while this all happened. All throughout the drive, Kenshin had oro-ed away the ride while looking at all the passing houses.

They had been surprised that the jeep was able to move without any horses pulling it. Sano had started yelling that it was dark magic and other crap; he was soon gagged with a sock from Ian's bag. Yahiko, once more, laughed his head off at Sano.

After they got to the house, Sano was ungagged and unbound. Apologies were made (Sano didn't willingly do so.) The house was single story and t-shaped. It also had a deck on the back. There was a small one-car garage as well, not attached to the house.

Once inside, they were amazed at the stuff that was there; even the carpeting amazed them. Immediately, Ian asked that none of them touch anything, just yet. He did, however, give them quick ideas as to what everything was. Sano, always curious and a little slow, pressed the button for the power on the stereo. He then made a big mistake and turned the volume up too high, which Ian quickly turned off. Sano then received glares for this for the next couple minutes. Kaoru liked the idea of not having to wash clothes by hand now that washing machines were available. Yahiko groaned and Kenshin stared and went "Oro?"

Now that they were in the living room, something was realized. Sano and Ian were the tallest people in the group, both within an inch of each other. Kaoru, Kenshin, and especially Yahiko were all quite short, now that Ian noticed it.

Everyone took a seat on either of the two sofas. Kenshin and Kaoru took the smallest one and Yahiko, Ian, and Sano took the largest. They all seemed to enjoy the sofas; Yahiko practically fell asleep on his end, and soon started drooling between snores.

"You have a very nice home, that you do." Kenshin stated.

"Thanks," Ian replied, "But it isn't technically mine; it's my mother's house."

There was a somewhat unsettling silence following the statement. Aside from Yahiko's snoring.

"So, how did you four end up here?" Ian asked, finally breaking the silence.

"Well, we were walking back from Kyoto." Kaoru started. "Kenshin had fought and defeated Shishio about a month before."

"Actually, Miss Kaoru," Kenshin mentioned, "he simply combusted in front of me; I just-"

"You beat him! End of story, Kenshin!" Sano said loudly.

Yahiko continued to sleep.

"Anyways, after Kenshin was all better, we decided to head back to Tokyo," she continued. "Misao, Aoshi, and Hiko stayed behind. We'd been walking for a couple of days when we met up with a strange traveling salesman."

"Let me guess; food?" Ian commented.

"NO. He was a liar selling crappy herbal stuffs!" Sano yelled.

After Kaoru finished strangling Sano over him being loud, Ian found out that Sano had taken matters into his own hands and dumped the guy's goods onto the ground. The guy, named Akuma Ookami, had been steamed, muttered a strange chant, bid them farewell and then they were in Ian's jeep, screaming their heads off.

"And that's what happened, eh?" Ian asked.

"That's it." Everyone replied, with the exception of Yahiko, who was still asleep.

Ian could easily understand why the guy, Akuma, had been mad. People were easily and always pissed off at Sano. Still, sending them to the future? It just didn't make sense.

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MoTaS: There's another one down. Wasn't it fun, seeing Sano tied up and gagged?

Kenshin: very.

MoTaS: Good little stupid apprentice, have another biscuit. *tosses biscuit to Kenshin*

Kenshin: *munches on biscuit with content look*

MoTaS: I'll add the next chap in a few days. Happy Days!