Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Are they REALLY foreign exchange students? ❯ Exploding Brothers and Crazed Cops ( Chapter 14 )

MoTaS: Well, it seems I have failed you and myself - it is now December and I last updated in May. That's bad for making with updates.

Kenshin: Master is very sorry. He did not mean to leave you all hanging, that he did not.

MoTaS: Really, I've had my summer vacation and it went very well. I now have a job at McDonald's - and after 4 months there, I'm starting to hate it's ever-greasy guts. And it only pays 5.15 an hour at that.

Kenshin: But otherwise, he has had a good summer.

MoTaS: Yupper. I hope I won't disappoint you all like that again - but I need all of you to support me - otherwise, I have no purpose with my writings.

Kenshin: Lately he has become emotional and slightly depressed to a tiny degree due to his job and only seeks approval, support and acceptance.

MoTaS: So please, I really need all you to support my story(ies) - I desparately need it.

Kenshin: Be sure to leave useful and supportive reviews at the end of this chapter - or anything just so he gets it.

Disclaimer: …………..

MoTaS: Okay - where'd the damn Disclaimer go to?

Kenshin: HERE - IN THE CLOSET!!!!

Disclaimer: #steps out of closet# Fine - I'm coming out of the closet. I do not own RK or any of its characters - only the plot and original characters that I have created.

 

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#Last we heard……… #

 

Hiko: Be fore-warned, though…. I wasn't the only one they hired as well.

Sano: Who else - anyone we know?

Hiko: Unfortunately, yes - they hired Hajime Saitou.

Kenshin: SWEET F#CKING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!!! WHY HIM?!?!

 

#Now………#

 

Everyone was letting the thought of Saitou being a security guard sink in. Unfortunately, it wasn't sinking well at all; Sano was fuming, Kaoru and Yahiko were looking something between frightened and hatred, Aoshi was impassive, Misao was like Sano, and Kenshin and the rest were in a nervous-twitchy state. Well, except Hiko and Ian; Hiko seemed serious and Ian was… well, something.

Kenshin: You have GOT to be shitting me, that you must.

Kaoru: Kenshin! Watch your mouth.

Ian: I tend to agree with his wording.

Karli: Why HIM? Why HERE?! WHY NOW!!!!!

Hiko: I don't know - not sure - and an emphatic “Can't say”.

Sano: Your arrogance is showing.

Hiko: So's yours.

Sano: #turning in circles# WHERE?????

Heather: Stupid rooster-head; quit before you - #loud thump interrupts#

Sano: # On the floor @-@ #

Heather: - Fall on your arse.

Misao: So now we have a wolf at school?! Aren't there laws against that???!!!!!

Karli: Probably, but even if there are, I doubt that they even apply.

Yahiko: He probably didn't even mention his thing with Kenshin to them.

Kaoru: Yeah - said he was a cop and that's all they needed.

Aoshi: This will prove most interesting.

Ian: Again - something else I agree with.

Hiko: I've heard that lately he's had… “ish-ues”. #Dr. Evil finger quotes#

Kenshin: Really… anything good to blackmail him with?

Yahiko: Yeah, if he has problems, its gotta be bad for him. #Flashes his famous grin#

Karli: Come on!!! Spill the juicy secrets!!!!!

Hiko: It would seem a certain thing has been plaguing him - stealing his cigs and taunting him mostly.

Sano: Really now? What might this thingy be?

Hiko: Rumors say it is none other than - #dramatic pause#

Everyone: #on edge of seat#

World: #Falls on it's face# OWWW!! God-damn that smarts!!!!

Everyone else: O O

Aoshi: Well?

Hiko: - a squirrel.

Everyone: O O #crikets chirping#

Kenshin: #Rolls around laughing# A SQUIRREL?! That's rich… that it is.

Heather: But you're not laughing - does that mean its true?

Hiko: Yes.

Kenshin: #still on floor, laughs harder now# The great Wolf - plagued by a SQUIRREL?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hiko: Well, believe it or not, it's the truth and that's all there is to it. For now, I shall leave you and get back to my other job.

Karli: You mean the one where you can get drunk.

Hiko: No - my other job as manager of a band.

Heather: Any group we know.

Hiko: I believe so - the name is TST I think?

Ian: WHY HAS KAMI FORSAKEN ME SO???? WHY MUST I BE TORMENTED LIKE THIS?!?!?! #explodes#

Sano: Jeez - why'd he go up like that?

Karli: Stupid rooster - Diane is a singer in TST.

Sano: Oooooh…

Hiko: You put him back together - I'm out of here. See you all Monday. #disapppears in cloud of smoke#

At this point, everyone, not counting Ian seeing as he's exploded, glances around the room noticing the mess Ian's dust particles have created.

Yahiko: Shouldn't we do something to fix him?

Kaoru: Like what?

Sano: Maybe if we make a Twinkie explode, he'll pull together to come and kill us for it.

Yahiko: That's just stupid. No way it'd work. Besides, I don't wanna have him try and grind me into dust anyways.

Misao: Maybe we could sweep him up and add water to him?

Kenshin: Or not….

Aoshi: What if we call on the Mighty Toothpicks to resurrect our dead host?

Karli: GENIUS!!!!

Kaoru: How do we do that?

Aoshi: First we do a silly dance like this - #does ChaCha Slide mixed with Macarena# - then we run in circles like so - #runs in circles# - and then we sing a chant - #sings “Ee-ya-ya-Su-do-me-neah” from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (the Monks who smack their heads with boards)#.

Kenshin: and then?

Aoshi: Aa…… I don't know.

Everyone: #face plant#

Sano: Brilliant, Pop-cicle - now our dusty friend is gone.

Ian: #Reappears behind them eating a snow cone and a 5 pound bag of sugar# I thought it was rather entertaining.

Karli: Where did YOU come from???

Kenshin: You're supposed to be dust on my outfit, that you most certainly should be.

Heather: How come you're whole again?

Ian: I eat wayyyy too much sugar to just blow up and die.

Misao: Figures, don't it?

Kaoru: Yupper.

Aoshi: What time is it?

Karli: The clock says it's like 5:30 now.

Heather: There goes our weekend.

Ian: Oh well. Guess we should make dinner - coming Kenshin?

Kenshin: Alright.

Kaoru: Can I help too?

Everyone else: NO!

Kaoru: Fine #pout#

So, the rest of the evening went as follows: Kenshin and Ian whipped up another award-winning meal while everyone else sat on their lazy arses waiting for the food. Mom eventually got home, which wasn't long before dinner. Dinner turned out to be delicious - it was meatloaf. But not just any old, school brand meatloaf; this was GOURMET meatloaf. And everyone practically drooled once they smelled it - but then, Sano and Yahiko always drooled over food if Kaoru had no hand in it's making. Before 15 minutes had passed, the whole loaf was gone and being digested.

By now, everyone was full the brim, and were beginning to feel sleepy. Even though it was only 8:00, everyone decided to take to their beds. Seeing as Heather's bed was else-where, Ian ran her home, making sure that mom was still conscious and lucid. When he returned, the guys were already in bed and the girls, minus mom, were up talking and preping for sleep. Aoshi presented a small problem: he was taller than everyone else and no beds remained. However, he accepted a sleeping bag and mad camp in the family room in the back, thinking of it as a step up from his sleeping arrangements at home. Of course, Misao was forced to stay with girls in Karli's room; no need for you know what, if you catch the meaning.

And so ends another day of chaos…

Kenshin: Time for sleep, that it is.

Kitty: Mee-oww…

Kenshin: # O O # Oro?!

 

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MoTaS: HAH! I did it!!!!

Kenshin: Yes you did, that you did!!!! I'M DEAD NOW!!!!!

MoTaS: You crazed baka - what can a lil cat do to your thick skull?

Kenshin: PLENTY!!!! Remember chapter 9 when he clawed me to bloody nothingness?!!?

MoTaS: Oh yeah… This one stays as is.

Kenshin: YUKI!!!!

MoTaS: Oh hell…

Yuki: What is it Kenshin?

Kenshin: He's trying to kill me again!!!

Yuki: Ian - is this true?

MoTaS: What - I wasn't gonna let him die! Who'd do my filthy, sweaty gym socks and mantles?

Kenshin: He's right about those socks - you'd die if you smelled them, that you would.

Yuki: Uh… right. So am I here to exact revenge on this slave-driver-kills-his-hired-help, or not?

MoTaS: Is there a breath in there somewhere?

Kenshin: uh… couldn't you just torture him a little bit? Or slap him on the wrist even?

Yuki: Sounds good! #slaps author's wrist#

MoTaS: O-O #yells like maniac# AHHHHH!!! IT'S BROKEN!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuki: Geez - mellodramatic much?

Kenshin: You may want to run now.

Yuki: Why? He's cryin like a baby over a wrist-slap.

Kenshin: His wife is gonna come and kick your ass if you don't leave now.

Yuki: Ian's married?

Kenshin: Practically - bought her a diamond ring. She's been known to pulverise people for less.

Diane: OKAY - WHO'S ASS IS MINE!?!?!

Yuki: #gone#