Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Beef Stew ❯ Beef Stew ( One-Shot )

Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. I never have and never will. Yet, I would greatly appreciate it if you did not steal my poem in any which way… Yeah… Ummm… Well… Illpalazzo is watching you. -Anste



"Beef Stew"



"Kenshin!"

"Yes, Miss Kaoru?"

"Clean the garbage bin,

And bath house too."

"As you wish."

"I have classes to do;

Wash the dishes

Will you?

Yahiko seems to break

All of them on purpose!"

"Some time it will take,

But I believe

That he will make

A fine swordsman.

Have patience, that you must."

"I don't think I can,

He makes me want to bust!

I try my best

But his arrogance

Makes it all just

So frustrating!"

"What'chya do'n?

Are you two lovebirds contemplating

Your honeymoon?"

"Sano, you pig!"

"Please calm down Miss Kaoru!"

"Your ego's just too big,

Enough for maybe two!"

"Ah, come on Kaoru,

It was just a joke!"

"Yeah, she's mad enough to moo,

The cow that she is!"

"Yahiko, how could you!"

"Um, Kaoru, stop swing'n

That around, would you?

The fight that you are pick'n

Is with Yahiko!"

"You are so dead, Yahiko!

I am prettier

Than you'll ever know!"

"Naw, you're just

A big, fat, ugly cow.

No guy would ever lust

Or even-… YOW!

THAT HURT!"

"Am I now?"

"Miss Kaoru, please calm down!"

"Yeah Kaoru, stress causes wrinkles.

I see one now… OW!"

"Serves you right!

You freeloaders

Can starve tonight!"



"There she goes.

It's all your fault, kid!"

"Don't call me a kid!"

"Aw, shut your lid!"

"Please-..."

"SHUT UP KENSHIN!"

"Eh-heh heh, I guess the thought

Of no dinner

Makes your patience taut."

"There is no winner

In this situation."

"I feel me getting thinner

Just think'n about it!"

"Patience Yahiko,

Cleaning up the dojo

Is the way to go,

That it is,

If we are to

Get Miss Kaoru

To let us have food

Once again."

"I'm not in the mood."

"Sano, you're weak!"

"What did you say?"

"When ever one mentions work

You run away!

You're a coward!"

"Say that again, you fool

And you won't even recognize yourself

After I'm done with you.

I'm no coward."

"Alright, take this broom,

And on forward,

Unless you afraid."

"Whatever."



"What is this?

Everything's clean!

Such a sight

I have never seen!

Am I at the right place?"

"That you are, Miss Kaoru.

We are all very sorry

For all we did to you."

"Yeah, I'm sorry."

"… Sorry."

"Well then,

I'll make dinner,

That I shall."

"Thank you Kenshin,

I forgive all

That you did mention.

I'm so proud of you,

That I will make dinner!"

"Err, Kaoru, that's alright.

I think that Kenshin would love

To cook tonight."

"Sano, are you insulting my cooking?"

"Not at all!

I just think you need more treating!"

"Well then, lets go out!

Kenshin, you'll treat us, no doubt!"

"Wah-… Miss Kaoru!"

"Great! It's decided then!"

"Hey Kenshin, thank you!"

"Yeah, I haven't had beef stew

In a while."

"Ah-heh, guess I'm stuck feeding you

And paying for dinner!"