Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Craziness With Rurouni Kenshin And Friends ❯ Crazy Crazy Stuff ( Chapter 5 )

Note: Aoshi has returned...o yeah we're doomed...

ON WITH RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!

Show 5: Random=Funny...right?

Foxy: Welcome to Craziness with Rurouni Kenshin and friends! As you know, I'm Foxy! That's Kenshin, Kitty the camera person, Sanosuke, Saito *shivers*, Aoshi *shivers again*, Misao, etc.! Kenshin, introduce our first guest!

Kenshin: Okay! Please welcome...VASH THE STAMPEDE!

*Vash walks on stage and sits in the guest chair next to foxy*

Vash: Hi!

Audience: YAY!*claps and cheers*

Foxy: Hi Vash! Welcome to our show!

Vash: Thanks!

Foxy: Okay! Now, how bout an interview? ^__^*bats eyelashes and twitches cute fox ears*

Vash: ^__^ Okay!

Foxy: Good! Now, how do you keep your hair straight up and shiny?

Vash: Oh, well, I use ultra hold styling spike gel along with super straight&shiny styling mousse!

Foxy: Cool! Do you have a girlfriend?

Vash: Not now...*winks at foxy*

Kenshin: Grrrr...

Foxy:*blushes* hehe...o^___^o

Audience:Awww...

Foxy:Anywho, if you could be an animal, what would you be?

Vash:hmmmm...probably a tiger.

Foxy: OMG! I love tigers! Other than foxes of course!

Vash: Cool! I'm hungry...got any dounuts?

Foxy: Sure! *gives him random Krispy Kream dounuts*

Vash: Thanks! *goes chibbi and starts devouring dounuts*

Foxy:*backs away* Uh...Lets interview Aoshi about the institute!

Aoshi: IMMMMMMMM FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!

Foxy: Not exactly...your in a cage...

*Aoshi realizes Foxy's right*

Aoshi:WAHHHHHH!!!!!!*starts crying*

Foxy:*sighs* Here.*throws him a coloring book and crayons*

Aoshi: Yay! *starts coloring*

Foxy: We're gonna interview you about your trip to the institute, ok?

Aoshi:*still coloring*k!

Foxy: What happened?

Aoshi: Well, they put me in a funny coat, then they put me in a room made of pillows! I just slept on the floor!

Foxy: ^_^; So...what did you do?

Aoshi: I slept and ate and did drugs-I MEAN colored...hehe...

Foxy: YOU DID WHAT??? O.O-!

Aoshi: YOUR SCARING ME!!!! I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...lalala...*rocks and sucks thumb*

Audience: *crickets* o.o;;;;

Foxy:^__^; I'm sorry...do you want Mr. Yum Yums?

Aoshi: YAY! MR. YUM YUMS!!! *starts foaming at the mouth* give it to me...NOW...Or I'll use my double kodachis….

Foxy: *throws him stuffed sheep* Anou...riiiiiight...anyways, take him away now Sanosuke...

Sano: Why did I agree to this?

Foxy:*Takes out sword* THAT'S why...

Sano: hehe...okay...say bye bye Aoshi...

Aoshi: NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Everyone but Aoshi and Sano: O.O;;;

Foxy: Whatever...Kitty? Give everyone the following: Talking Vash and Kenshin plushies, hot chocolate wit marshmallows and dounuts!

Everyone: YAY!

Foxy: Well, that's the end of our show! Thanks for watching craziness with Rurouni Kenshin and friends!!!!

*Aoshi comes with Kodachis*

Aoshi: DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Owari

Some Credits:

Foxy: Hostess

Kitty: Cameraperson

Kenshin: Guest Introducer

Vash: A random Guest

Sanosuke: Security Person

Silver lightning: Thanks for the reviews!

Squirrel of shadows: Thanks!

animegrl003: YOUR SO KIND!

Owari of credits

All of you get Vash and Kenshin plushies too! *hands out plushies*

I luv my plushies! Vash has a gun and Kenshin has a reverse-blade sword!

Vash Plushie: Love, peace!

Kenshin Plushie: Oro?!

They're so cute! I'll update soon k? Enjoy ur plushies!

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