Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Death ❯ Death ( Chapter 1 )

Death

By Heavens Requiem, Aka Aeonian Dreams

Chapter 1

Sano died. Killed by Tae because he never paid his tab. Dummy, he should have paid her. Master Hiko stole all of Sano's sake. It was most delicious. Kenshin was sad, but Yahiko laughed until he had personally wet himself. Kaoru was pissed because Sano never paid Kaoru back everything he owed her. Sano totally unhappy he was dead and decided to come back to life; scared the shit out of everyone and everyone lived happily ever after.

THE END OR IS IT?…

Not likely but hey it was quite funny expect for those of you who like Sano.

Okay here's the real story….

Kenshin died. Killed by Tae because he never admitted he loved Kaoru directly. Even on Tanabata day. Kaoru killed Tae because she killed Kenshin and then killed herself. In the after life she kicked Kenshin's ass because he had let Tae kill him. Sano snickered at the idea but then Megumi killed him. After that Megumi mysteriously died because the owner of the Akabeko was pissed that he never got his money from Sano. Yahiko laughed himself to death, which in the end was pretty funny. So in the end everyone died and everyone was happy in the after life especially for the very alive Master Hiko because that meant he got all Sano's sake and Saito because he was now the strongest and it proved he was better than the Battousai until his wife killed him for not getting tofu one day.

THE END Just kidding. This here is the real story…

Yahiko died. Killed by Tsubame because he forgot to bring her flowers on Tanabata day. Sano laughed until he wet himself and then was mortified when Megumi secretly married him. Kaoru was okay with the whole thing because it got both Sano and Yahiko off her back. Kenshin was sad until he had to run away because Kaoru was trying to marry him. He just wasn't ready for that kind of commitment but then what man ever is? Everyone was miserable except for Yahiko because in the after life sixty virgins met him and married him to his content.

THE END Not happy? Fine then…

Kaoru died. Killed by her own bad tasting food. Kenshin killed himself because he couldn't live without her. In the after life they admitted their love and spent eternity together. Not really but still…Sano and Yahiko laughed at Kaoru but then were pissed at Kenshin for leaving them behind. Sano was forced to marry Megumi, but got out of it by drinking himself to death himself and then kicked Kenshin's ass for leaving him in that mess and Yahiko ran away and joined the circus becoming one fine acrobat. Master Hiko didn't care because his apprentice was a baka and got what he deserved. Saito was pissed that he could never get that rematch with Kenshin and decided to die that way he could fight him. Unfortunately for him he ended up in hell with Shishio who made him his personal bitch. Everyone was miserable except for Kaoru and Kenshin, who would always have each other. Not really but anyway…

THE END. What you don't like it? Here…

Saito died. No one cared. Except for me cause he's hot. He and Kenshin and Aoshi!

THE END.WHAT? you want a happy story fine then…

Kaoru and Kenshin married and had 7 kids. Misao and Aoshi married and had 10 kids. Sano and Megumi never married but had 9 kids. Yahiko married Tsubame and never had kids. Saito divorced Tokio and married Master Hiko and they had 20 kids all of them were really sake bottles. Everyone lived happily ever after except forTokio, who then married Tae and took over the Akabeko and made a fortune, and then took over all of Japan. No one cared, not even me.

THE END. Yes it really is the end. WAIT…

If Saito cracked corn and no one cared than why does he keep on doing it? Answer: To piss Kenshin off. HA HA!

THE END

WAIT, I've got another one…

If Sano talked in the woods and Megumi wasn't there to hear it is he still wrong?

Answer: Yes because Megumi said so and she is all knowing all seeing. Like my mom.

Why did Kenshin cross the road?

Answer: Because Notaro stole his loincloth!

Hee-hee well then that's it…I think.

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