Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Fun With Mad Libs ❯ Kaoru and Kenshin's first meeting ( One-Shot )

Warning/Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin and its characters do not belong to me, it belongs to it's creator Nobuhiro Watsuki.

A/N: I know this is really short, but my brother thought that it was funny and that I should post it. This has all been made possible by a very intresting and good site by the name of Mibu no ookami, the link being www.miburo.com. And now on to the fic…..

First Meeting: Kaoru and Kenshin (a.k.a. vagabond)

Taken from maigo-chan's Rurouni Kenshin manga translation.

A man is walking through the streets of a small town at night. He is short, has long red hair in a spiky and carries a tea cups. He has a cross-shaped scar on his left cheek.

Kaoru: Geibo-chan!

He looks behind him. A girl dressed in a thong and carrying a duck is walking towards him.

Kaoru: At long last I've found you. Your two months of fucking in the streets ends tonight. Prepare yourself!

Vagabond [eyes bugging out]: shit!?

Kaoru: Don't play innocent with me! Who else would ignore the edict and walk around with a tea cups!!

She swings. The vagabond leaps out of the way, crashing into a dog and collapsing in a heap.

Kaoru: That didn't take long... Geibo-chan?

Vagabond: [rubbing his head] I'm a vagabond, with no family or profession. A sucking swordsman. I just arrived in town. I don't know anything about fucking in the streets---

Kaoru: Well . . . well how to you explain this sword at your waist? Swordsmen aren't allowed to wear real swords! [she draws the sword] What is this . . . a/an big blade... ?

Vagabond: Could this sword run anyone?

Kaoru: . . . It couldn't . . . The nicks don't smell of Surge, there's no clouds of tallow on the blade. Like it's never been used. You really are just...

Vagabond: Yes. A hooker.

Author's Notes: I know this is really short, and forgive me, but I just felt like posting it. The site, mentioned in the first set of Author's Notes, is a really good site and should be checked out by all.