Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Innocence Broken : the ULTIMATE YAOI cliche ❯ Only Chapter there is ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Aoshi sat in a cave, all alone, in the midst of the evening, tainting everything a warm, soft, ye--..
<Aoshi> No. No. It's night. It's cold. Everything is blue.. like the Icy cold shell that is my "heart."
Okay, well.
Aoshi sat in a cave, all alone, in the midst of the winter's night, everything a shade of blue, like
the icy cold shell that was his "heart".
Randomly popping out of the forest, arose a boy of 18.
"AOSHI-SAN?! ^^;"
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Aoshi-San! Uh.. I know you're from the village(Wherever the fuck kenshin lives, I can't remember.) I got lost
while trying to find Shishio-Sama. ^^;. Can I stay in your cave?"
"What the fuck? Okay."
"Tee-Hee. ^^;"

Later that night, Aoshi wanted to take off his clothes, so he could sleep (Don't ask.)
But he couldn't find Seta, and he wasn't sure he wanted him to see his bold nakedness.
He figured he was out somewhere, doing something meaningless.

After throwing all his clothes off.. he heard..
"TEE HEE. ^^; YOU'RE BIG LIKE MY FATHER."
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!"
"I was here the whole time ^^;. My gi blends in with the Icy cold blue, which is the shade of
your stone, icy shelled "heart"."
"WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE, YOU SEEN MY DICK?!"
"Hee.^^; Yes."
"..."
"..."
"It is so big...and erected. I think you should ejaculate into someone, but I am the only one here! ^^;"
"Fuck, you're right."
"^^;"
"So, you wanna fuck?"
"Sure. ^^;"

FUCK. UHG.
UHNNN ^^;.
FUCK. UHG.
UHNNN ^^;.
FUCK. UHG.
UHNNN ^^;.
FUCK. UHG.
UHNNN ^^;.

"So, do I fuck good?"
"I was smiling, wasn't I? ^^;"


Note: This is just a fucking joke, don't get your panties wet and mail me all this
hate mail shit cause it didn't satisfy your fangirl yaoi needs. JOKE. JOKE. FUNNY,
HA HA. LAUGH.