Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Swordsmen Don't Write ❯ One-Shot

Disclaimer: I don't own RurouKen. It belongs to Watsuki Nobuhiro, de gozaru. ::laughs like an idiot::

A/N: This is my one and only humor fic! It was taken off ff.net, because, apparently, "it's a chat". Death to fanfiction.net, and whoever got me in trouble for this. It's NOT a chat. It's a humor fic, and I'm sure anyone who reads it can tell it's not a chat. I'm sorry, I'm rather ticked about it, since I got so many good reviews for this fic and then it was deleted because of one person. ::growls::

Please note though...where one of the characters leave off in the 'story', the next one picks off...it all goes together.

Italics are the story.

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Kiki-chan (the authoress!): The day resumes peacefully at the Kamiya dojo as---

Kaoru: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, JERK?!

Sano: I mean you can't cook! ::barfing noises::

Kaoru: WHY YOU STUPID LITTLE PRIC--

Kiki-chan: I SAID THE DAY RESUMES PEACEFULLY--

Sano: Eh, shaddup! ::kills Kiki-chan::

Yahiko: Screw the author! We'll make our own story!

Kaoru: We can do that?

Megumi: Hee hee...::pulls out a pad and paper as she grows devil horns and a tail::

The Story of Megumi and Kenshin:

Megumi and Kenshin walk arm in arm down the church aisle, both dressed elegantly for their wedding. Just as they reach the seats Sanosuke the baka jumps up and begins teasing them in his annoying manner. Kenshin-san pulls a battou-jutsu and kills Sano, then turns to his beautiful wife, and pulls her ever closer, puckering his lips

Kaoru: You can't do that! ::yanks pencil out of Megumi's hand::

Megumi: Yes I can! Why would Ken-san want to marry a sweaty little girl like you?!

Kaoru: SWEATY?! WHY YOU--!!

::a fight cloud appears::

Yahiko: ::snatches pen:: My turn!

and then some bad guys came! Yahiko, who was sadly dragged along for the wedding, jumped up, unsheathing his unbeatable steel sword. He swung his katana expertly, and with a spray of blood the bad guys fell over and died. Kenshin congratulated him, and Kaoru told him he was a swordsman master

Sano: Swordsman master? Since when?

Kaoru: I wanna write now! ::snatches pen from Yahiko::

at screwing up, and that he had just killed three elderly ladies getting up to go to the bathroom.

Instantly Kaoru pulled Kenshin into her arms and dotted his face with kisses. Kenshin told his beloved that Megumi had blackmailed him into marrying her, and that he'd much rather marry Kaoru. So he yanked the ring off Megumi's finger

Megumi: ::twitching:: Kao...RU!!

Kaoru: What? YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH!!

::another fight cloud appears::

::the pen falls on the floor::

Sano: ::picks it up:: Well, I guess it's my turn!

and ate it! Then he used mystical powers to revive Sano. Sano thrust his fist to Megumi, using the ancient technique the fallen monk had given him

::everyone is looking over Sano's shoulder as he writes::

Sano: What?

Kaoru: Mystical ... powers?

Yahiko: Eating wedding rings?

Megumi: Ancient technique...TO USE ON MEGUMI?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sano: Yeah, well, you're annoying!

::giant fight cloud appears::

::Kenshin walks in::

Kenshin: Uh, guys, what's going on? ::sweatdrops::

::He sees the pad of paper, picks it up and reads it. Then, picking up the pen...::

and Kenshin got sick of it all and killed every one of them. Owari.

::smiling gently, he leaves the room, leaving everyone to read his part::

Kaoru: ::whispering to Megumi:: D'you think he's getting ideas?

Owari.

A/N: My friend and fellow authoress Linea asked me to write a RurouKen fic full of chaos. Thus...heh. Hope you enjoyed. Please leave lots of reviews.