Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the FUTURE! ❯ WHAT Plot Line?? ( Chapter 4 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Jericho Ryuuki 
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 186 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 186 | Status: Completed
The Evil TV Clicker Thing From The Future...PART FOUR!
. . .
When we last left our heroine, she had transformed into none other than the horrendously scary and freakishly adorable Taco Bell chihuahua and was sniffing out the trail that would lead her, Sanosuke, and Kenshin to the diabolical Mr. Stranger.
"We must get Yahiko back!" Cam said to nobody in particular. She had a nasty habit of constantly talking to herself like that. But it didn't matter what she said, because all Kenshin and Sanosuke heard was a series of annoying, high-pitched yips.
Sano sighed, a bit aggravated. "Would you mind either shutting up or turning back into a human before I kick you clear across the field?"
Cam gave him her best angry doggy glare, but decided to change back into a human anyway. "Whew," she said when she was back in her own body. "Home sweet home! I know where Mr. Stranger is, anyway. So come on, men--ONWARD!" She ran ahead of them, shrieking out a battle cry even though Mr. Stranger was about two miles away and could not hear her. Sanosuke and Kenshin followed her, although they kept a safe distance away...she made them a little nervous.
"I feel a little sorry for Mr. Stranger, that I do," Kenshin said to Sano.
"Yeah," Sano agreed. "I wouldn't wanna face that wacko's wrath either!" He shuddered involuntarily. "You never know what that one is thinking!"
"I agree," Kenshin nodded. "Let's just hope that nobody we know sees us with her, alright?"
Sanosuke nodded vigorously--he didn't need to be told that! But keeping their distance from the insane lunatic who called herself Cam Harvay was proving to be quite the difficult task...Sano jumped three feet as somebody snuck up behind him and tapped his shoulder.
"AAAAHHHHH!" He leapt back, ready to fight.
"Gotcha!" Cam burst out laughing, and found that she couldn't stop. Soon she was rolling around on the ground, pounding her fists into the dirt and nearly choking, wile the tears streamed down her face.
Kenshin stared dumbly at her. "It really wasn't that funny Miss Camille, that it wasn't," he said in a monotonous voice much like that of a robot.
"I know!" Cam howled, wiping the tears from her eyes. "But his expression--OMG that was the greatest!" She began laughing again, and both guys rolled their eyes.
"Hmph!" Sanosuke crossed his arms. "I was never scared!"
Cam stopped laughing, as if she had never been laughing in the first place, and stood up. "Okay let's go. Mr. Stranger's lair is just over the hill." She pointed to an enormous rocky mountain.
Kenshin's and Sano's jaws both hit the ground and their eyes bulged. "You call THAT a hill?" They asked, incredulous.
Cam nodded. "Of course! That tiny thing...I can climb it easy!"
TWO HOURS LATER:
She thought she was going to die of exhaustion. Panting heavily, she moved one of her hands up to grab the ledge, and almost lost her grip. She was sweating bullets as it was, but that little mishap practically threw her into a panic--her heart began thumping wildly in her chest and horrible visions of her death flashed through her mind. She knew she wasn't going to make it...
"Oh please God somebody help me..." She tightened her grip on the rocks until her knuckles turned white. She shut her eyes tightly and screamed. "PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP! OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE!"
Sanosuke slapped a hand to his forehead and slowly dragged it downwards, briefly distorting his facial features. "Oh come on! You're two feet off the ground for crying out loud! That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen!"
Kenshin just nodded. "Yes, it's rather sad, that it is..."
Cam took a deep breath and tried to calm herself. "You know...maybe we should just go AROUND the mountain...hehehe...heh..."
"Whatever you want," Sano grumbled. "We could have been there already if it weren't for this."
Cam nodded slowly and prepared to climb down...however she found that she was shaking too bad to move. "K-K-Kenshin," she stammered. "Would you please help me down?"
Kenshin, although quite surprised, grabbed her around the waist and set her back onto the ground. "There you are, Miss Camille," he said with a polite smile.
Cam brought her hands up to her face dramatically. "I...I'm alive! I'm ALIVE!" She threw her arms around Kenshin's neck and squeezed him. "Thank you so much! You saved my life!"
"Err, uh, well...it was nothing, really..." Kenshin said with a nervous laugh. Cam let go of him, and he started breathing again.
"Well, I feel better," Cam said. She began to dance around, singing, "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!" She struck a pose. "To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!" She struck another pose. "I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Teach Pokemon to understand the power that's inside!" She cartwheeled over to Sanosuke and spread her arms wide. "Pokemon--gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny, Pokemon! Ooohhh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend! Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you! Pooo-kaayyyy-moooon! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!"
Kenshin and Sanosuke were both sweatdropping like crazy by the end of this little performance. Cam just looked at them and grinned, before running off into the forest singing "Celebrity" by Brad Paisley at the top of her lungs--it looked as though yet another sugar high had struck!
Kenshin sighed once again. "Could we get any further from the plot line?"
Sanosuke shook his head. "WHAT plot line?"
Cam stopped singing and bounded back over to the two guys. "You mean there's actually supposed to be a plot?"
Kenshin nodded meekly. "Yes, supposedly there IS a plot, Miss Camille. It's right here in the script." He reached into his pants pocket and removed a thick packet of papers, holding it out for Cam to take.
"Hmm, lemme see that." Cam grabbed the packet from Kenshin and began flipping through it. A very confused look crossed her face. "What's this? There's only four pages of actual script! Everything else is blank pages! In fact, the last sentence here is the one that I'm saying right now!" Suddenly she stopped talking. After all, that was the last bit of dialog in the script.
Now what?
. . .
Jericho: Well well well, what a predicament our Cam Harvay finds herself in now! Whatever will those three do now that they have no script to guide them in their insane adventure?
Hiei: Hn. Who cares? *begins to sharpen his blade*
Yami: *eyes him, ready to send him to the Shadow Realm if he hurts anybody* I'm rather curious as to what will happen.
Jericho: *grins* Well, you'll just have to wait and see, oh almighty Pharaoh!
Yami: *modestly* Why, thank you.
Hiei: Hn!
Jericho: Whoops I almost forgot--and you too, all-powerful fire demon!
Hiei: *satisfied* Hn.
Brock: *jumps in* Hey guys, what's up?
Jericho: Well, we were just about to wrap things up...and Yami and I still have to plan our wedding! ;)
Yami: O.O W-w-what?
Jericho: *laughs* I'm just kidding!
Brock & Hiei: *sigh with relief*
Yami: Oh...
Jericho: Okay, so who wants to do the honors? Why don't you do it, Brock?
Brock: I'd be more than happy to! A-hem: 'Jericho doesn't own Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Pokemon. However, if you would like a TV Clicker Thing of your own, you may send $4,000,000,000,000 to Jericho Ryuuki at 555 Getalife Drive, Nowheresville USA, 08621.
Jericho: Yay! Good work, Brock!
Brock: *blush* Thanks!
Jericho: Well, I must be going now. Sorry for the shortness of the chapter, but it's almost one in the morning and I have to get up early tomorrow...err, I mean this morning! The next chapter will much longer and we'll see just how far our heroes will stray from the original plotline...and if they can survive the lack of script!
Yami: So leave her a review and let her know what you think! PHARAOH COMMANDS YOU!!
. . .
When we last left our heroine, she had transformed into none other than the horrendously scary and freakishly adorable Taco Bell chihuahua and was sniffing out the trail that would lead her, Sanosuke, and Kenshin to the diabolical Mr. Stranger.
"We must get Yahiko back!" Cam said to nobody in particular. She had a nasty habit of constantly talking to herself like that. But it didn't matter what she said, because all Kenshin and Sanosuke heard was a series of annoying, high-pitched yips.
Sano sighed, a bit aggravated. "Would you mind either shutting up or turning back into a human before I kick you clear across the field?"
Cam gave him her best angry doggy glare, but decided to change back into a human anyway. "Whew," she said when she was back in her own body. "Home sweet home! I know where Mr. Stranger is, anyway. So come on, men--ONWARD!" She ran ahead of them, shrieking out a battle cry even though Mr. Stranger was about two miles away and could not hear her. Sanosuke and Kenshin followed her, although they kept a safe distance away...she made them a little nervous.
"I feel a little sorry for Mr. Stranger, that I do," Kenshin said to Sano.
"Yeah," Sano agreed. "I wouldn't wanna face that wacko's wrath either!" He shuddered involuntarily. "You never know what that one is thinking!"
"I agree," Kenshin nodded. "Let's just hope that nobody we know sees us with her, alright?"
Sanosuke nodded vigorously--he didn't need to be told that! But keeping their distance from the insane lunatic who called herself Cam Harvay was proving to be quite the difficult task...Sano jumped three feet as somebody snuck up behind him and tapped his shoulder.
"AAAAHHHHH!" He leapt back, ready to fight.
"Gotcha!" Cam burst out laughing, and found that she couldn't stop. Soon she was rolling around on the ground, pounding her fists into the dirt and nearly choking, wile the tears streamed down her face.
Kenshin stared dumbly at her. "It really wasn't that funny Miss Camille, that it wasn't," he said in a monotonous voice much like that of a robot.
"I know!" Cam howled, wiping the tears from her eyes. "But his expression--OMG that was the greatest!" She began laughing again, and both guys rolled their eyes.
"Hmph!" Sanosuke crossed his arms. "I was never scared!"
Cam stopped laughing, as if she had never been laughing in the first place, and stood up. "Okay let's go. Mr. Stranger's lair is just over the hill." She pointed to an enormous rocky mountain.
Kenshin's and Sano's jaws both hit the ground and their eyes bulged. "You call THAT a hill?" They asked, incredulous.
Cam nodded. "Of course! That tiny thing...I can climb it easy!"
TWO HOURS LATER:
She thought she was going to die of exhaustion. Panting heavily, she moved one of her hands up to grab the ledge, and almost lost her grip. She was sweating bullets as it was, but that little mishap practically threw her into a panic--her heart began thumping wildly in her chest and horrible visions of her death flashed through her mind. She knew she wasn't going to make it...
"Oh please God somebody help me..." She tightened her grip on the rocks until her knuckles turned white. She shut her eyes tightly and screamed. "PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP! OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE!"
Sanosuke slapped a hand to his forehead and slowly dragged it downwards, briefly distorting his facial features. "Oh come on! You're two feet off the ground for crying out loud! That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen!"
Kenshin just nodded. "Yes, it's rather sad, that it is..."
Cam took a deep breath and tried to calm herself. "You know...maybe we should just go AROUND the mountain...hehehe...heh..."
"Whatever you want," Sano grumbled. "We could have been there already if it weren't for this."
Cam nodded slowly and prepared to climb down...however she found that she was shaking too bad to move. "K-K-Kenshin," she stammered. "Would you please help me down?"
Kenshin, although quite surprised, grabbed her around the waist and set her back onto the ground. "There you are, Miss Camille," he said with a polite smile.
Cam brought her hands up to her face dramatically. "I...I'm alive! I'm ALIVE!" She threw her arms around Kenshin's neck and squeezed him. "Thank you so much! You saved my life!"
"Err, uh, well...it was nothing, really..." Kenshin said with a nervous laugh. Cam let go of him, and he started breathing again.
"Well, I feel better," Cam said. She began to dance around, singing, "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!" She struck a pose. "To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!" She struck another pose. "I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Teach Pokemon to understand the power that's inside!" She cartwheeled over to Sanosuke and spread her arms wide. "Pokemon--gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny, Pokemon! Ooohhh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend! Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you! Pooo-kaayyyy-moooon! Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!"
Kenshin and Sanosuke were both sweatdropping like crazy by the end of this little performance. Cam just looked at them and grinned, before running off into the forest singing "Celebrity" by Brad Paisley at the top of her lungs--it looked as though yet another sugar high had struck!
Kenshin sighed once again. "Could we get any further from the plot line?"
Sanosuke shook his head. "WHAT plot line?"
Cam stopped singing and bounded back over to the two guys. "You mean there's actually supposed to be a plot?"
Kenshin nodded meekly. "Yes, supposedly there IS a plot, Miss Camille. It's right here in the script." He reached into his pants pocket and removed a thick packet of papers, holding it out for Cam to take.
"Hmm, lemme see that." Cam grabbed the packet from Kenshin and began flipping through it. A very confused look crossed her face. "What's this? There's only four pages of actual script! Everything else is blank pages! In fact, the last sentence here is the one that I'm saying right now!" Suddenly she stopped talking. After all, that was the last bit of dialog in the script.
Now what?
. . .
Jericho: Well well well, what a predicament our Cam Harvay finds herself in now! Whatever will those three do now that they have no script to guide them in their insane adventure?
Hiei: Hn. Who cares? *begins to sharpen his blade*
Yami: *eyes him, ready to send him to the Shadow Realm if he hurts anybody* I'm rather curious as to what will happen.
Jericho: *grins* Well, you'll just have to wait and see, oh almighty Pharaoh!
Yami: *modestly* Why, thank you.
Hiei: Hn!
Jericho: Whoops I almost forgot--and you too, all-powerful fire demon!
Hiei: *satisfied* Hn.
Brock: *jumps in* Hey guys, what's up?
Jericho: Well, we were just about to wrap things up...and Yami and I still have to plan our wedding! ;)
Yami: O.O W-w-what?
Jericho: *laughs* I'm just kidding!
Brock & Hiei: *sigh with relief*
Yami: Oh...
Jericho: Okay, so who wants to do the honors? Why don't you do it, Brock?
Brock: I'd be more than happy to! A-hem: 'Jericho doesn't own Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Pokemon. However, if you would like a TV Clicker Thing of your own, you may send $4,000,000,000,000 to Jericho Ryuuki at 555 Getalife Drive, Nowheresville USA, 08621.
Jericho: Yay! Good work, Brock!
Brock: *blush* Thanks!
Jericho: Well, I must be going now. Sorry for the shortness of the chapter, but it's almost one in the morning and I have to get up early tomorrow...err, I mean this morning! The next chapter will much longer and we'll see just how far our heroes will stray from the original plotline...and if they can survive the lack of script!
Yami: So leave her a review and let her know what you think! PHARAOH COMMANDS YOU!!