Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Time Changes All ❯ Pigs will fly ( Chapter 8 )

Author's Note: You are not hallucinating I actually did update! Wow, and my writer's block still continues to haunt me. . . but like I said before I will finish this fic. . . also I think this fic is getting weirder and weirder by the second. . . I apologize in advance for my insanity. . .this is another filler chapter. . . I'm sorry. . . hope u enjoy! Plz R&R~!

Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin = not mine ;_;

". . ." dialogue

`. . .' Kaoru's thoughts

*. . .* Kenshin's thoughts

(. . .) authors useless commentary

Pigs Will Fly

By Hoshi-ni-Onegai

Kenshin's second day of school went normal. . . then again what is normal? Kaoru had a couple more of her so-called revelations and Kenshin continued on with his endless chuckle. Kenshin kept in check his nickname for Kaoru (`Koishii') and decided to come up with a new one.

"So what do you want to be called?" Kenshin asked Kaoru as they walked to gym class.

"I don't really care, you can always call me Kaoru. Knowing how creative that name may sound I'm sure you'll enjoy it." Kaoru replied.

"Yeah Kenshin, you can just call her Kaoru. . . or you can borrow my nickname and call her `Jou-chan,' it's up to you."

`Ok, the day Kenshin calls me `Jou-chan' is the day when pigs will fly.' Kaoru was smiling at the very stupid suggestion of Sano.

"Ok, then all call you `Jou-chan' from now on!" Kenshin said with a bit too much enthusiasm and his famous smile (aka the rurouni smile).

Kaoru whipped her head towards the window and starting yelling, "Where are they?! The impossible has happened, the unlikely! Where are they?!"

"Kaoru, who's they? What the hell are you yelling at?" Misao asked taking a few steps away from Kaoru in fear that she may as well get a disease that provokes delusion.

"The Pigs! Where are the freakin' pigs?!" As she continued yelling out the window Kenshin, Misao, and Sano just avoided commenting and made their way to gym.

10 minutes later. . .

Kaoru came bursting through the doors of the gymnasim.

"Kamiya you're late! Class started 5 minutes ago! Where have you been?!" Mr. Souzu (in manga name is Souzu Sagara, changed so as not to confuse with Sano) yelled as the rest of the class played soccer.

"I'm sorry Mr. Souzu the thing is no matter how much a I yelled or called them the pigs wouldn't come out!"

Mr. Souzu just looked at her, sweat droped and said, "Kaoru, drugs aren't the way to go. . . if you need help getting through it you should go to the school counsler."

"I'm not on drugs! What is wrong with everyone!"

After a few more words and a tardy mark in the attendance book she was sent out onto the soccer field to be on the same team as the day before, for people were too lazy to pick new teams (I know the feeling).

"Hey Kao-chan! We were suffering without our team leader!"

"You guys do fine without me, ok people I have no idea what strategy you guys are using so someone explain it to me."

"We're doing whatever necessary to get the ball in the goal." Yahiko replied (yes he is in the same grade as them. . . he's not short).

"Ok good plan! Keep it up! Does anyone want to rest and switch out?"

"I will, I seem to be slowing down the team." Tsubame spoke up.

"No, no you're doing fine! You're a defence, you don't have to run around so much just keep the ball from getting near the goal." Kaoru encouraged Tsubame.

"I'll witch out." Anji said.

"Are you sure? A big man is always useful. . ."

"Yes I am sure Kamiya-san, I am not one who does much sports."

"Ok then let's play ball!"

"Um, Kao-chan? That's baseball. . ."

"Oh, hehe sorry. . . Compeao do futebol~!" (for ppl who don't know that's Portuguese. . . I lived in Brasil and trust me soccer is a religion over there. . . that means `Champions of Soccer')

As Kaoru ran out on to the field as if the hounds of hell were after her (she's just really fast) the rest of the team just jogged onto the field. "Um, Soujiro?" Yahiko said as they were jogging onto the field.

"Yes Yahiko?"

"Why do we need a battle cry? And why is she so enthusiastic?"

"Acording to Kaoru's book of logic it's probably required to have a battle cry and that much enthusiasm."

"Oh. . . Soujiro?"

"Yes Yahiko?"

"What is she on?"

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