Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Love is a Battlefield ❯ Tournament ( Chapter 3 )

Wow! You guys are great I have gotten really good reviews for this story so far. So I decided to continue it and I am very sorry that I didn't put this Chapter out sooner. I would have but I am having a case of writer's block and it sucks big time. Plus I just got a job as a secretary (yah me and I'm only fourteen) and I haven't had time well anyway here is the chapter so, enjoy!*-* ;) Oh and I forgot, Serena and the others are not Teens in this Chapter but they will be soon and there is a purpose for it and u have to read to find out and also Tenchi and his crew aren't going to be in the story either because I can't find a way so work them in, so sorry Tenchi fans! NOW READ or I'll get the boys on ya! heheh just kidding!

Chapter 3: The tournament Goku has a sister!

"I can't believe I'm going to be fighting in a tournament!" Squeaked a very excited seven year old Serena on her daddy's shoulders. She had been very hyper on the ride there and wouldn't sit down for the world.

"Calm down princess before you hurt your self or me, whichever comes first." Said Goku.

She had been squeaking and pouncing like a little hyperactive monkey on his shoulders for a good little while now waiting to get signed up for the tournament.

"Now Serena before we sign you up you, Trunks and Goten have to remember what we told you on the aircraft. No turning Super Saiyan today got it no one here knows what you are so going super wouldn't be the best idea, got me."

The three demi-saiyans groaned "yes sir" in unison. "Come on daddy please that takes half the fun away from fighting! Squeaked Serena.

"No honey, I'm sorry but that's the way it is. If people see you turn super the will get suspicious." She finally gave in "Okay fine daddy."

*Somewhere in the shadows*

Watching this scene in the shadows were two women. "Are you sure we should do this now, I mean she is only seven years old."

"It's for their own good. You know what will happen if they don't find out about themselves as well as I."

"Okay okay Trista. Hey do you think Vegeta will flip out when he sees me?"

Trista giggled. "Most likely there are a lot of things he is going to flip out over. We had better get going."

*Back to the Z gang*

"Hey meatball-brain you forgot to sign up! How dumb can you be?!" "Shut your hole Wang! I know what I'm doing! Don't you see Minako and uncle Krillin over there you moron!" The blonde yelled as she jumped up and down screaming Mina's name. "Mina! Over here!"

Everyone around the 7yr old cringed and wondered how such a small child could have such massively powerful lungs. Minako saw Serena running toward her screaming and started to do the same. She had only seen her best friend the day before but the two couldn't stand to be parted. One was trouble enough butt with the two of them together chaos was sure to reign for the remainder of the day.

"Rena haha hi! What took you so long girl! I've been waiting here with daddy for like forever and day!" screamed a very excited Mina. "It's all stupid Goten and Trunks' faults. They took way too long to get ready and mom just had to put on her stupid make-up. But I'm here now so we better sign up for this thing kay!" Stated Serena. "Parents! *sigh* " they said and rolled their eyes in unison. She had forgotten all about Krillin cowering next to 18 with his hands over his ears.

"Oh hi uncle Krillin, hiya auntie 18. How are you guys. Sorry 'bout yelling, it's just that I'm so excited that my mom is finally letting me fight in the thing." "It's okay honey, we keep forgetting that you are an exact replica of Goku. He could yell just as loud when he was a kid." chuckled Krillin before 18 chimed in. "He still can now." The all laughed and then Serena and Mina went to sign up for the tournament.

"WHAT! What do you mean I by the fuckin' 'Kids division' anyway! I am NOT fighting with those fuckin' weakling children!" Serena heard Trunks scream at the guy behind the sign-up desk as she and Mina walked in. "What are you bitching about now you baby!" asked Serena giving a smirk that beat if not strongly rivaled that of Vegeta's.

"Wipe that look off of your face Meatball-Brain before I make you!" yelled a very aggravated Trunks although he did like that look on her. It made her look cuter than she already was naturally. He snapped out of his stupor long enough to see Serena and Minako basically rolling on the floor laughing. "Hey Pinky and Meatball-Brain, what's so funny!?" he asked somewhat intrigued and annoyed by their sudden burst of giggles.

"Trunks you are indeed an incredible moron, that's all I have to say." giggled Mina. "Wow Trunks that was a look I swear! What were you thinking just then Trunks, you were drooling and you had a goofy look on your face! Laughed Serena. Goten was watching and started to laugh along with the girls before the adults started up too, even Vegeta. (Angel: I bet Vegeta is adorable when he is really laughing! Heheheh *_*) Trunks turned crimson red turned around.

Eventually everyone signed up for the tournament and there was an intermission before the kids tournament began. Everyone watched as the big green blimp started floating across the sky.

"Ladies and Gentlemen in today's tournament we are honoring a great hero. The hero that saved us all from certain destruction in the Cell Games. The world's strongest fighter, Hercule" the announcer started and the crowd started to cheer loudly.

The Z Fighters, all knowing who really saved the world, rolled their eyes in unison. "What idiots! Do they really thing that poor excuse for a warrior actually defeated Cell?! I know house plants that are stronger than that faggot ass bitch!" yelled Vegeta ( I never would have guessed *shakes head ) "Vegeta watch your mouth in front of the children! How many times do I have to tell you that!" yelled Bulma. "Geez uncle Veggie, you follow simple instructions worse than I do." Giggled Serena. Everyone burst into laughter when they saw the evil look on Vegeta's face pointed toward the blonde Saiyan.

During the video everyone (everyone meaning the Z fighters) was trying their absolute hardest not to laugh at their savior, Hercule. "Wow daddy, I wish I were as strong as Hercule was." stated Serena Sarcastically while trying not to laugh. "Serenity, if you ever say that again and mean it I'll kill you girl, got it." said Vegeta. "Uncle Veggie if I ever say it and mean it I'll forver turn in all my rights as a Saiyan hehehe."

Everyone laughed at the young comedian, but Videl didn't find it funny in the least bit. She had been listening to the conversation and decided to go talk to Gohan considering she had a major crush on him. Gohan saw her coming and rolled his eyes. (Angel : he doesn't like her in this fic. Vegeta : Good I don't like her either *smirks*. Bout time that boy got some sense.)

"Hi Gohan! Didn't expect to see you here. By the way, I never got to thank you for the training." she said wrapping her arms around him and giving him the puppy dog look. Serena and Minako saw this and immediately didn't like her. All of the children looked at each other and decided it was time to devise a plan to get rid of this Videl once and for all. Before they had a chance to start contemplating on what to do to the Children's Division was about to start so they quickly ran backstage.

"Finally, the tournament begins starting with the kids division." started the announcer. "First fighting will be young Wade and Goten!" the crowd cheered and the fighting commenced. Serena, Trunks and Goten zoomed through their battles and finally it was Serena and Goten's turns to fight one another.

"Will Goten and Serenity Son Please report to the ring?" Goten and Serenity walked onto the platform smirking at each other. They looked up in the stands and saw their father giving the famous Son grin. Goku was proud of all that his children had accomplished as fighters and in other things. Both of them had offers to move three grades up, but both refused because they couldn't bare to be separated from their friends or each other for that matter.

Goten and Serena got into the ring and the in to their fighting stances. "Well ladies and gentlemen, this is what I call sibling rivalry at it's greatest Crowd!" The announcer spoke and the crowd cheered loudly waiting for their fight to begin.

Goten and Serena Charged at each other full speed. Both of them matching the other's strength well. Goten finally landed the first punch in Serena's stomach and she flew back toward the other side of the ring nearly falling. She stopped herself and started to float and then fly toward her counter part and then disappeared. Goten couldn't sense her energy anywhere then she reappeared behind him and kicked him in the back of the head. When she knocked him down she was about to blast him when his disappeared and ended up behind her. She sensed this and blasted him before she saw him. Then she did a roundhouse kick and knocked him out of the air to the ground. He made a big crater and had swirls in his eyes. Serena saw this a completely died laughing at him. She snapped out of it just in time to see him out of the corner of her eye coming at her full speed.

"That's not funny Meatball-Head! I'm gonna get you for that one!" he yelled. "Yeah right I'd like to see you try jackass! Come to think of it Goten, you do look a bit like Steve-O haha!" She taunted. They both know that Steve looked somewhat deflected and wasn't that bright. Then again neither is anyone else on that show ( it's a show on MTV where grown men do funny ass stunts and get hurt. Hence the name 'Jackass'. No offense to Steve, hell I love the show lol ^_^) . "I do not! At least I'm not gonna grow up to be Trunks' bitch!" he screamed and kicked her in the stomach. She flew to the ground and was angry when she got up. "I don't like Trunks butt-fucker! And at least I won't be someone's bitch in jail cock sucker!" Goten was stunned. "I'm telling dad Serena!" In this instance she decided to end the fight because he was close to the edge of the ring. "Final Flash!" She shot Vegeta's attack out of her palm and when the dust cleared he was in the stands in a big crater that went up at least 15 rows.

~Where The Grown Ups Are~

"Goku, who taught those two to curse like that?" asked a very astonished Piccolo. The fact of the matter he didn't know either. He didn't know such a vocabulary was taken on by anyone. He would have a little talk with them later about this that was for damn sure. Though he had a slight clue as to where they got it. "Well?" asked Piccolo again. "Damned if I know man." he retorted after a few seconds. "I didn't know kids could have such vocabularies, especially Serena. She was supposed to be the innocent one." stated Piccolo. "She is she just needs better influences in her life as does Goten." said Chi Chi then she and Bulma looked at their husbands and Piccolo. Everyone stood big eyed wondering for a second.

They all snapped out of their own mental stupors just in time to hear the announcer call the last two fighters to the stage. "Now ladies and gentlemen for the last battle of the Children's division. These two fighters are best friends outside the ring and rival one another in strength. Ladies and Gentlemen from what I hear about these two and have seen with my own eyes, this could be an interesting battle……

Well fans I think I'll end it here for tonight. It's like 1am and I am tired as hell so tell me how u liked my story so far. I'm sorry there is not much comedy in this one I'll make up for it next time. Thank you guys so much for all of my good reviews! Keep it up kay. Well gotta go now peace out!

~Moon_angel15~