Some good bad things!

By J.R.Karsten

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, I just fantasize about her!

I'm also using the dub cast, just because.

Michele didn't quite like the fact she was the only "really gay" person around. Sure Amora was like her, but she's too boyish for her. Still, all the pleasure she's gotten after all this time was kind of odd, like she's getting happier just dreaming of her. Ok, Amora didn't quite seem like she's a woman, but still, it's more fun than some man who would give out after 2 minutes. Oh well.

"How much for that one?" Michele asked.

"Oh! Miss Michele! I have something better than that." The store keeper said. "Quite illegal! Plus, the problem is not many will try it!"

'What is he talking about?' Michele asked herself in her head.

"It's clear your friend isn't happy about herself is she?"

"No, she feels dumb. She's always thinking like I need a man instead of her. I love her even if I can't have her do to me like they do!"

The store keeper wasn't too sure what that meant and at first, didn't care. However, her having a woman for a husband and not a man just made his point clear.

"I need something to assure her that she's ok. Being a woman is fine by me!"

"Michele, I know what to do with that. I mean, illegal sex toys are kind of hard to find."

"Ok, this time I won't report you to Serenity, but you better tell me what it is!"

"Ok, walk this way!"

Following the shopkeeper, she walked into a room of a lot of toys. Dildos, Many odd shaped panties, but there was something in the back that caught her eye.

"Mega chips?"

"Ah yes! I knew a guy from America who made these! Computer chips like this are outlawed just because they hit the spot! Sensitivity and speed don't matter to them, they outlaw it for the place they go to!"

"And where is that?" Michele wasn't sure, but she got an idea.

"What else? The opening of the woman's body that is most needed for life!"

"The mouth?"

*Slap* "No you stupid lesbian! You're husband is bad at this!"

Michele knew that slap wasn't meant to hurt her as much as to tell her. "Why there?"

"Simple, because it helps a lot! Look at this!"

She saw the chips in his hand. "Simple, these are inserted into a pair of woman's underwear. Simple to put in, just place them inside the 'opening area,' and they start to work once turned on. This works by this control watch. Once on, it goes from 1-10 in power. It scenes a woman's opening. Once aroused, it starts to work. Thus, making it more powerful over time. As the woman starts to get more aroused, she gets wet of course, and it makes it more powerful to wetness. Now, all this can be almost overpowering, however, once a level is set, it won't go past that. So a level 4 won't become a level 8. As long as one doesn't go to far, not much will happen. Don't overdo it, or you're never stop cuming!"

'What I need I think!' Michele thought. "How much?!"

"Do you think I'll give a princess an illegal item?" The Shopkeeper asked.

"Fine, I'll let it go this time! Just how many I need for one…"

"One for one! A chip for a pair. Nothing else.

"Will they work with boxers?"

"Of course! It's kind of weird! The guy who made these though his wife was wearing his underwear…

'Boy, I feel dumb now! I promise, nothing more than a teddy for now on!' Michele thought. "How much for 14?"

"For this time only, if I'm not arrested, 'and I will be now!' free! Plus, some guy from China paid for this! It's kind of odd, he kept saying that he had this girl friend that had all these cards, and she could…"

"Ok, I'm done here. 14 please!"

"Ok, but this girl had this magical talking teddy bear, and…"

'Boy, this is why I come here?' Michele thought. 'Better than buying from an LEAGLE STORE!'