Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ How Not 2 B Seen (yeah sure.) ❯ How Not 2 B Seen (yeah sure) ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Hello, I will be your narrator for the Anime Fanfiction translation of the Monty Python Skit
"How Not To Be Seen."

"In this fiction there are fourty-seven hansome men and young boys."
[Snickering in the background]
"None of them can be seen. In this fiction I hope to show you how not to been seen."
[Louder snickering in the background]
"First off, I indroduce you to Mr.Chiba of the Anime: Sailor Moon. He can not be seen. Now I'm going to ask Mr.chiba to stand up. Mr.Chiba will you stand up please."

Mamoru Chiba stands up proudly from his concealment.
[BANG!!!]
"OH MY GOD THEY SHOT HIM!"
"What will we tell Usagi?"
"Why oh why?!" Various voices of panic sounded from different areas.
"This demonstrates the importance of not being seen, Don't stand up!"


* "This is Yukito Tsukishiro of the Anime: Cardcaptor Sakura, he also can not be seen. Mr.Tsukishiro will you stand up please."
Yukito, pokes his head out then carefully steps out into the open.
[BANG!!!]
"NOO!!! They shot him too"
"Why are we here"
"Why us?!"
Bryan Fury, inhaled deeply with an ear-to-ear smile as the young boy went down.
"Your turn" He said, handing a scoped rifle to Detctive.Max Payne.


*{setting; a flat garden of flowers with ONE BUSH PLANTED in the middle.}
"These are the Hitachiin twins of the Anime: Ouran High School Club. They also cannot be seen. Boys, will you please stand up.
Eager shooters in the distance wait for anything to move... nothing happens.
"The Hitachiin twins have learned by observation an important lesson. DON'T stand up, however they have choosen a very obvious piece of cover.
The Nemiesis Tyrant from Biohazard 3 aims his infinate rocket launcher at the bush.
[KABOOM!!!!]&[Hystarical laughing]

*{Setting; flat field with three bushes in a row]
"Kippei Katakura of the Anime: Aishiteruze Baby has presented us with a delemia. We honestly don't know which bush he's hiding behind, but we will find out all the same."
Ash of Evil Dead steps up with his trusty double-barrle. He loads both barrles with explosive rounds. [BOOM!] First the left bush is destroyed. [BOOM!] then the right bush is vaporized.
"Hey space-cowboy, toss me a bigger gun." Master Chief tosses Ash the Punt Gun from the movie Tremors-4. [BOOOM!!!]
"Yes it was the middle one." All that remaied of the middle bush is a two foot dent in the ground, and a pair of shoes with the ankles sticking out of the shoes.


*{setting; a campground. Lots of stuff everywhere}
"Kaoru Hanabishi of the Anime; Ai Yori Aoshi. Has done an excelent job at hiding himself. He could be anywhere, under a pile of leaves, inside the hollow log, in the barrle, inside the tent, behind the car, or even up in the tree.
But for the sake of the readers, we happen to know he's in the empty barrle."
Pyramid Head (the cool looking one from the movie) Walks over to the barrle draging the great-knife behind with one hand. He rears it back with both hands and thrusts it into the barrle. It's lifted into the air violently, then slammed back down on the ground, pulling the blade out.


*{setting, a cemetary... why not?}
"This is Haruka Tenoh also of the Anime: Sailor Moon-

"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT A GUY! WHY ME?!" She said stepping from behind a tombstone.

All the guys (and two women) looked up from their shooting positions.
"Are you sure your not a guy?!" Porter yelled over a bullhorn."

"Yes, I'm sure I'm not a guy."

Everyone looked at eachother for a moment.
"Can you prove it?"

"What?!"

"Well if you can prove your a girl, we'll let you go."

"How am I supposed to do that?!"
Everyone looked at each other again until Barracuda took the bullhorn.

"Show us yo lil' titties, and thad' be nough' proof."

"!.. I'm not showing you my breasts, so get that idea out of the way."

"Well we don't have any better idea's so... either show us and you get to leave, or we shoot you then we find out anyway."

Since Haruka had seen several deaths, she knew they wern't kidding.
"Alright.. fine." Everyone else raise their binoculars and video cameras then focused on the accused. One button at a time... first the collor buttons, she made her way down her blouse, her face flushed red being force to expose herself. Finally unbuttoned she clentched her eyes shut as she raised her bra up and reveled her breast's to them.............
"Alright, we beleve you, get lost." Hearing those disintrested words she pulled her bra back down quickly.

"That's it?"

"I've seen better, now get lost!" Mortified beyond anything she could remember, she clentched her blouse with one hand and ran off in a huff.

"Well, at lest we got that out of the way. [AHEM]
Treize Khushrenada and Zechs Merquise of the Anime: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing had a very intresting way of not being seen. When I called their house, I found out
that they had left for a two week mission. No addresses, all the doors and windows were barred shut. However an informant told us where they were"
Wesker and Chris both bushed a button at the same time. [BOOOM!!!] And the not so secret hiding place was blown to bits.
"And here's the informant who told us where they were.
Marv, jumps from behind and knocks the hell out of Kimihiro Watanuki of XXXHolic
"And here's where he lived."
A T-800 Terminator, fires his grenade launcher destroying his little house.
"And here's where Lord Tenchi Masaki lived who outright refused to even let us in his house."
One-Hundred Agent Smith's aimed their .50 magnum Desert Eagles and perforated the house till nothing remaind standing.
"As did the other group of attractive young men who lived here."
Hana Tsu Vachel of Fear Effect drives a gas truck into the house and jumps away before it explodes
"And here too."
The Incredible Hulk in pure rage rips open the flimsly ten inch steel door away from a concret bunker and throws the five ton bunker into space.
"And here's where they all came from."
Bryan (again) in B-52 bomber, pushes "THE BUTTON" and releases twenty nuclear bombs over Japan.
"Hee-Hee-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!!!! ARGHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"


Well, is their a moral to this story?
Well... the short answer is no.
The End


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