Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A mixed-up world ❯ Sailor Senshi Blunder ( Chapter 2 )

Michelle was kneeling down in the door way of the Rocky Mountain Chocolate factory, watching the monster chase lazily after protesting hippies. Hotaru snorted with laughter when a hippie tried vainly to make peace, only resulting in being flung backward.

Michelle jumped up. "This can't go on! Come on." She grabbed Hotaru and dragged her kicking and screaming into a near by ally. "We need to transform we can't wait anymore for the others!"

"Oh right Michiru-mama!" Hotaru said while she dug around her bag for her transformation pen. "Ok hold on…wait almost got it. Here we go found it!" She said pulling off a piece of candy from it. Michelle looked down, rolled her eyes and searched for her transformation pen.

"All right, here we go." Michelle produced her pen from her purse. "NEPTUNE PLANET POWER!" Michelle sang out as she thrust her henshin skyward.

"SATURUN REBIRTH POWER!" Hotaru copied Michelle's tone.

Michelle straightened her tiara and turned toward Hotaru, they clasped their hands together and nodded before running out to battle.

The youma threw a few hippies into the fountain at the center of the plaza.

"Stop terrorizing those tree hugging, children of the earth!" Neptune yelled striking a pose. Saturn gave Neptune a skeptical look. "Tree huggers? That was really lame."

"Hey I'm not usually the one who throws catch-phrases around. OK?" Neptune sighed. "When Uranus gets back from vacation, SHE can do all the catch-phrasing!"

The youma launched a peace loving hippie in their direction. They watched as the hippie sailed over their heads into the Rocky Mountain chocolate factory, screaming about being able to fly.

"Eww, that youma looks like something lunch-lady Doris would serve us at school! He must be reject." Saturn stuck her tongue out in disgust.

"This is no time to joke around." Neptune scolded. "Let's move before anyone else gets hurt!"

"We're here!" Sailor Moon sang out before tripping over an unconscious hippie.

"Sailor Moon! Be careful!" Mars said helping her up.

"Why?"

"Who knows where it's been."

"My name is Whispering Pine." The hippie said raising his head off the ground. Mars slapped a fuda scroll on his head, causing him to pass-out.

"Stop right there!" Sailor Moon pointed at the youma. "I will not tolerate having my beautiful town terrorized by left over manicotti surprise!" She twirled around her moon heart scepter "Prepare to be disposed of you cooking class reject!"

"My god, she has swankier catch-phrases then you do." Saturn turned her head to look at Sailor Neptune who nodded in agreement.

The youma turned around to face the new annoyances that had come to disturb its fun. The youma flung a few hippies at the sailor scouts, who dived out of the way.

"MARS FIRE! IGNIGHTE!"

The youma's arm hardened and fell off before re-growing.

"Ewww." Venus stuck her tongue out.

"Its like my moms cooking! It just keeps coming back up!"

"I'll send that thing back to the compost heap it crawled out of!" Jupiter yelled charging after the youma. "Supreme Thunder!"

Sailor Venus and Sailor Mercury jumped out of the way just as Jupiter's attack was repelled off the creatures rubbery surface. Sailor Venus watched in horror as the attack took out her favorite vending machine next to the Indian Trading post.

"NOooooooooooooooooooo!" Venus screamed in anguish as the vending machine flew twenty feet in the air before smashing to pieces on the ground. "You. ARE SO DEAD!!" Venus shouted, glaring at the youma. Just then…

"NEPTUNE DEEP. SUBMERGE!" A giant wave slammed against the monster covering the whole plaza in water. Sailor Moon jumped around as some of the youma went down the drainage ducts. "Ew, ew, ew, ew."

"Sailor Moon you're up!" Mercury shouted. "MERCURY SHINE AQUA, ILLUSION!"

"Right!" Sailor Moon held up her wand.

"Back of you slimy dork!" A strange voice called from above. "You shouldn't be terrorizing those sailor-scout wannabe's! There are only deranged fans! I am Sailor Moon!"

"And the plot thickens." Sailor Mercury, sighed.

"What the hell?!" Sailor Mars snarled.

"Oh for gods sake." Sailor Venus clapped her hand to her head.

"Wait. What?" Neptune stared at the five fake scouts, the one claiming to be Sailor Moon was short and had five tires of fat visible through her already tearing outfit. On the right of her was a skinny, half-starved girl dressed up in a Sailor Mars costume. On the imposters left was a tall chubby girl, with died blue hair and six inch whore boots dressed up as Sailor Mercury. Next to the fake Mars stood a bleach-blonde girl popping large bubbles of gum, she was dressed up as Sailor Venus, she had a large wad of gum stuck in her hair. Next to the fake Mercury was a girl with black hair tied back into an ugly ponytail who was having trouble standing in her high heals.

"All right girls! Lets show them how this is really done!" The fake moon said raising her chubby arm, to reveal a large amount of armpit hair. They then climbed slowly down off the roof of the La Fonda hotel. They inched their way down the side of the building. The real scouts stared at them as the climbed around in the most unconventional manner.

"Stand back and watch how the pro's do it!" The imposter said pushing Sailor Moon to the side. "Watch this!" she pulled out the moon cutie rod, witch actually would have belonged to sailor chibi moon. The fake Moon held her hand out and pressed a little red button a few times while the wand made little blipping sounds. The youma sweat-dropped heavily.

"Oh…this is painful." Jupiter rubbed her temples.

"I'll help you Sailor Moon" the fake Venus shouted! "Venus beauty diskettes fly!" The diskettes floated over to the youma and bounced off rolling around like pennies on the ground. "You like that? Here's more!" She threw a couple more, before vainly flashing the peace sign.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Saturn shouted, her glaive flashing dangerously.

"Now Saturn, don't abuse your powers…" Sailor Moon said hastily. "You know what could happen right?"

With that Sailor Saturn sliced viciously through the youma disinagrating it.

"I didn't know you could do that!" Neptune said in aw.

"Yeah, well I tried practicing on watermelons, cantaloupes, and the table."

"So that's where that went."

Sailor Saturn propped her glaive up against the tree smiling proudly.

"Watch what your doing!" Neptune screamed as the glaive fell down, its blade pointing at the real sailor scouts.

A blinding flash of light fallowed by a ringing tone as a rip in the time-space continuity, gaped open. A loud sucking of air screamed out as the scouts where flung into the fourth dimension.