Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A mixed-up world ❯ Deal with it ( Chapter 4 )

"SAILOR SATURN!" Sailor Neptune screamed. "WHAT IN BLAZES DID YOU DO?"

"I don't know! I don't know! It just happened!"

"Well I think they deserved it!" The fake Moon said spitefully. "They shouldn't be posing as us!"

"Listen you bleach blond bitch I have had it up to here with you!"

"YEAH, why don't you go back to the zoo you over grown hippo!" Saturn retorted.

"Don't say that to our moon princess!" The fake Jupiter lunged at Saturn who blocked the attack with little trouble.

"That is not a moon princess. That is a deranged idiot with an Identity crisis the size of Montana." Neptune said pointedly.

"Don't worry about those wannabe's. Let's book it girls." With that the fake Sailor Moon waddled off with her scouts fallowing her like a bunch of half starved dogs. The fake Jupiter tripped over her boots a couple of times before removing them and running off barefoot.

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"So how did you people get here?" Kaede asked puzzled.

"Well I believe we flew through the time space condominium." Mina said raising her index finger.

"Uh…Mina don't you mean continuum?" Amy looked at her.

"Yeah! That word. We flew through the time space continuum, and now where here!"

"I know, but how did all of that happen?" Kaede sighed.

"Well Saturn dropped her large scythe-thingy and ripped a hole in the air. Then we got sucked into this thing, and that thing happened." Bunny said in between bites.

"Scythe-thingy?" Shippou stared at Bunny.

"She means that Saturn has a Silence Glaive the she can end the world with any time she wants to." Kagome nodded.

"How did you?" Bunny stared at her.

"I love your show. Sailor Moon is a great anime. I watch it all the time." Kagome smiled.

"Ah ha!" Mina jumped up. "It's all so clear to me now!"

"What is Mina?" Rei asked.

"I…don't…know."

"Mina, sit down before you hurt yourself." Lita flapped her hand.

"But how did you get here? I mean you are anime characters." Kagome looked puzzled.

"That's it. We did a dimension hop." Mina slammed her fist into her hand. "We must have disturbed the balance between the two dimensions and therefore caused an air rift in the time-space continuum. When Saturn dropped her glaive she must have dropped it at the right speed and angle to cause a trans-dimensional vacuum. We evidently where standing in its path and were sucked into this dimension!"

"Wow Mina! I didn't know you had such a wide vocabulary." Bunny smiled shoving another rice ball into her mouth.

"Yeah almost as big as you mouth." Rei smiled evilly.

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"Saturn, will you hurry up?! These skirts aren't exactly suitable for cold weather!"

"Quit being a big baby Neptune, I'm hurrying don't worry." Saturn gave Neptune a look.

"Well if you would hurry up with that over sized can-opener!"

"Don't make me use this thing!" Saturn said shaking her glaive.

"You already did."

"Well don't make me use it again."

"We can try getting our friends back from wherever the hell you sent them, after a cup of cocoa and Inuyasha." Neptune sighed as she unlocked the door to their house.

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Bunny grunted as she pushed the lid shut on an already full basket of dumplings. Bunny tried to pick it up but it was too heavy so instead she dragged it outside.

"Jeez, do you have enough food there?" Sango asked.

"You can never have enough sweets while traveling through time." Bunny replied.

"Do you want to take a few rocks back as well?" Lita asked mockingly.

"It's a shame we have to leave so soon, but I've never jumped down a well before!" Mina exclaimed.

"Yes you have. Remember that time you fell down a man hole, and we had to fish you out?" Rei sneered.

"IT smelled down there!"

"Let's get this freak-show on the road." Inuyasha walked over to the bickering group. "I want to get back to the fun things, like, kicking ass, destroying demons…'

"Also getting back to one of your favorite pastimes, necrophilia." Mina mumbled.

"That's disgusting!" Kagome gasped.

"What's necrophilia?" Inuyasha looked confused.

"Well its when a person fu…." Amy slapped her hand over Mina's mouth and dragged her away.

"Okay Mina, don't give the poor thing brain damage." Amy lectured.

"Well let's get off to the well!" Kagome said hastily, for one thing Inuyasha was asking her what necrophiliac was.

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"Try a ninety degree angle this time!" Neptune cheered from the porch.

"I've been swinging my glaive around for an hour trying to make another air rift! Why don't you try?!"

"Cause I'm not the scout of darkness! You're the genius that sent our friends into another dimension!"

"Well ripping a hole in the time-space continuum isn't exactly in the owner's manual!" Saturn screamed.

"Did you try the step-by-step video?" Neptune suggested.

"Well you put it on and I'll make the popcorn." Saturn called.

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Bunny sat by the well crying. "I can't believe we can't go through the well!"

"Well, we are cartoons in her time, as well as that it is 1997 not 2004!" Mina screamed, "Do you ever listen to me?!"

"Well you guys are stuck here…for now…oh and no more about necrophilia…its just disgusting ok?" Kagome stared at the five girls.

"Do you guys know what's really sad." Bunny wailed.

"Oh, god…what?!" Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"I ate all the dumplings!" Huge streams of tears burst out of Bunny's eyes as she cried her heart out.

"Hey! I have an Idea!" Mina yelped. "Why don't we hunt for demons?!"

"For once you said something that isn't completely useless!" Inuyasha jeered.

"Wooh Hooh! Why don't we transform so we can show off our powers!" Mina yelled, happily.

"Yeah!" Bunny stood up and walked over to Inuyasha, "Plus I can show you a thing or two you egotistical psycho maniac. Ready girls?"

"Ready!" They shouted in unison.

"Mars Star Power!"

"Mercury Star Power!"

"Jupiter Star Power!"

"Venus Star Power!"

"Moon Cosmic Power!"

Miroku stared in aw as all the pretty lights and flashes of prettiness glowed in front of him, "Its so beautiful" Miroku sobbed, tears streaming down his face.

"Down boy," Sango smacked him over the head with Hiraikotsu.

Sailor Mars fluffed out her skirt, "That was fun."

"I always get really dizzy when we do that!" Sailor Moon said walking a little crooked tripping over Shippou. She landed face first on Inuyasha's feet.

Sailor Venus was running along rolling behind bushes shrubs and various other things that definitely did not conceal her. She was happily humming the theme song to Mission Impossible.

"Is she alright?" Sango stared at Sailor Venus skeptically.

"She does that all the time, no worries." Sailor Mercury flapped her hand, "She'll get bored in about an hour."

Sailor Venus ran around a boulder blindly charging forward singing that last and only words she could remember from Mission Impossible.

"OH MY GOD!" Sailor Venus screamed before hauling ass back to her friends. She jumped into Inuyasha's arms, "SAVE ME!"

"Get off of me." Inuyasha said unceremoniously dropping her on the ground.

"What'd ya do, see a squirrel." Sailor Mars said snidely.

"You could kind of say that." Venus said as Kagura strolled around the corner. "Well more like a shrew or a pigeon."

"Ah I was looking for an easy fight." Kagura said languidly.

"Get out of here! We kicked your ass a long time ago." Inuyasha said drawing his Tessiaga.

"Nah, this ought to be a load of fun, I was getting bored." Jupiter said cracking her knuckles.

"Brink it on hoochie," Sailor Mars yelled making a gesture.

"Stop right there! I will not have this lovely day ruined by your unruly misdemeanor, I Sailor Moon…In the Name of the Moon. Will punish you!" Sailor Moon said striking her usual pose.

"You better watch out for me! Cause I'm Sailor V!" Venus flashed the victory sign.

"Oh god…more idiots." Kagura rubbed her temples.

"MARS FIRE IGNITE!"

Kagura dogged the attack by inches. She stared at Sailor Mars confused.

"SUPREME THUNDER!"

"Gahh." Kagura jumped again.

"Ruujin no Mai." Kagura's attack ripped up the ground throwing Mars, Mercury, and Jupiter to the ground.

"Leave my friends alone! MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!" Kagura blocked the attack with some difficulty.

"I will not tolerate this behavior! MERCURY BUBBLES!" Mercury shouted freezing Kagura's fan.

"The tables have turned! VENUS METEOR SHOWER!" Sailor V's attack shattered Kagura's fan. Inuyasha jumped forward, not about to miss the fun.

"I'll handle this!" He said conceitedly "Kaze no Kizu."

Mercury ripped out her goggles and mini computer and quickly recorded the swords strength for further analysis. Kagura flew off on her feather ranting and raving. "I'll get you my pretties and your little dog too!"

"Hey what about their little stud-muffin? Huh?" Sailor Moon waked Miroku on the head with her scepter.

"Don't make me use this."

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Saturn popped some popcorn into her mouth, "SO that's how that works!" the video ended and Saturn applauded. "I now know how to use my Silence Glaive in thirty minutes or less."

"Ok, then get your butt out there and try again." Neptune said jabbing her thumb at the door.

"Did you know this thing has dual handling and it also doubles as a hat-rack. I mean this things got every thing!" Saturn said stroking it lovingly.

"Ok enough worshipping lets start. More zapping less yapping here…ok?!" Neptune said being at her last nerve.

"Fine I'm going already!" She walked outside. "This thing is solar powered ya know!"

"I don't care…just get our friends back."

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Lita, Sango, and Mina sat atop a grassy hill gazing at the lovely view. "What happened to Inuyasha, Miroku, Amy, Rei, and Bunny?" Mina said looking around.

"Amy thinks she has a new lead on how to get you guys home, Rei is checking out the scenery, and Bunny offered to make us dinner." Sango said half-heartedly.

"You let her do what?!" Lita stared at Sango.

"I'm guessing I shouldn't have done that?"

"Gosh, remember those pancakes she made?!" Mina stuck her tongue out.

"Yeah, four of them are holding up my table at home."

"Yeah those things keep for months!"

Sango sweat drops and shudders.

"Uh, oh. I think we should help her out." Mina said standing up. "Lita, you go help her boil water, I'll go get the Iodine and other medical supplies."

"Don't forget pain killers and splints, lots and lots of pain killers." Lita said running off in Bunny's direction