Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction ❯ The Forgotten Warrior ❯ The Forgotten Warrior - Outtakes and Backstage ( Chapter 8 )

SailorStar9: This is basically the out-takes and backstage chapter of `The Forgotten Warrior'. Read if you want a few laughs. And I really mean a few.

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If you think Sailor Mercury was the practical one out of the group, think again. The below shows why.

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[Prologue]

[Take One]

At the Time Gates…

Sailor Pluto: Amy-san, please take out your henshin pen.

Amy: (takes out her `Mercury Power' pen)

SailorStar9: CUT! Amy, wrong pen!

Amy: (blushes) Oops.

SailorStar9: (slaps forehead) Why me!?

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[Take Two]

At the Time Gates…

Sailor Pluto: Amy-san, please take out your henshin pen.

Amy: (takes out her `Crystal' pen.)

SailorStar9: CUT! (raises eyebrow at Amy) I don't think you have that at this point.

Amy: (blushes and sticks out her tongue in embarrassment.)

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[Take Five]

At the Time Gates…

Sailor Pluto: Amy-san, please take out your henshin pen.

Amy: (takes out her `Holy' pen.)

SailorStar9: CUT! How many damn transformations do you senshi have anyway?

Sailor Pluto: About as many as your props people provides.

SailorStar9: Props director!

[Koushirou pops his head in.]

Koushirou: Yes?

SailorStar9: (points to Amy's `Holy' henshin pen) How many pens do you have?

Koushirou: (blinks) Only three for each senshi. Why?

SailorStar9: (glares) Then what is this doing here?

Koushirou: (blinks again then growls) Damn Taichi.

SailorStar9: (sighs) Koushirou, get the right pen, and next time, don't let Taichi near the props section.

Koushirou: (nods) Hai.

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Sailor Pluto: (taps the `Star' wand with her Time Staff)

Nothing happens.

Sailor Pluto: …

Amy: (sweatdrops)

SailorStar9: CUT! Props director!

[Daisuke (from Digimon 02) poops his head in.]

Daisuke: Yes?

SailorStar9: (glares at the goggle-head) Where is Koushirou?

Daisuke: Toilet break.

SailorStar9: Grrrr. Daisuke, get the right Staff.

Daisuke: Yes boss.

SailorStar9: (sighs) Why me?

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As you can see, other than my actors, the rest of the crew is from Digimon.

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[Take Two]

Sailor Pluto: (taps the `Star' wand with her Time Staff)

[The `Star' wand changes into a heart-shaped crystal.]

Sailor Pluto: …

Amy: (sweatdrop grows bigger)

SailorStar9: CUT! Wrong shape!

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[Take Twenty-five]

Sailor Pluto: (taps the `Star' wand with her Time Staff)

[The `Star' wand changes into a lily-shaped diamond.]

Sailor Pluto: …

Amy: (massive sweatdrop)

SailorStar9: CUT! Wrong shape and wrong material!

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If you are wondering what happened to the rest of the twenty-two takes, here is a sample of one of them.

[Take Eleven]

Sailor Pluto: (taps the `Eternal' wand with her Time Staff)

[The `Eternal' wand turns into a rose-shaped sapphire.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Wrong wand, wrong shape and wrong gem!

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I thought I'd solved the henshin wand problem, then, they go and prove me wrong.

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Sailor Pluto: (Raises Time Staff and summons a portal)

[Amy steps into it.]

Sailor Pluto: Good luck, Galaxy Mercury.

SailorStar9: CUT! Pluto! Did you read the script?

Sailor Pluto: (blushes) Oops.

SailorStar9: (mutters) Even the most mysterious Senshi makes a mistake.

Sailor Pluto: (glares) What was that? (fires a Dead Scream)

SailorStar9: (is blasted twenty miles away) X_X

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Now you know why you won't want to tick off the ever-elusive Sailor Pluto.

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[Take Two]

Sailor Pluto: (Raises Time Staff and summons a portal)

[Amy steps into it.]

Sailor Pluto: Good luck, Galactic Mercury.

SailorStar9: (raises eyebrow at Sailor Pluto) Where exactly will that lead to?

Sailor Pluto: Errrr….

[Amy is dropped twenty kilometers from the ground.]

Amy: PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Obviously, Sailor Pluto REALLY needs to work on her landings.

And if you think those two were bad, Whiteblaze's worse. You'll see why in the following.

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[Take One]

Whiteblaze: She's here.

Ryo: O.O

Kento: X_X

Cye: X_X

Rowen: O.O

Sage: X_X

SailorStar9: CUT! (Glares at Whiteblaze) You. Can't. Talk!

Whiteblaze: Wanna bet?

SailorStar9: (sighs) Why me!?

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[Take Two]

Whiteblaze: The Mercury star arrives.

SailorStar9: CUT! (Glares at Whiteblaze) How many times do we have to go through this? YOU. CAN"T. TALK!

[Whiteblaze mutters injustices under his breath.]

SailorStar9: (slaps forehead) I'm getting too old for this.

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[Take One]

Galactic Mercury: Mercury Gale Rip!

SailorStar9: CUT! Galactic Mercury, wrong fic!

Galactic Mercury: (looks blankly at the writer)

SailorStar9: That was your attack in `The female Perfect Soldier'!

Galactic Mercury: (scratches head) Sorry.

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[Take Two]

Galactic Mercury: Mercury Blizzard Illusion!

SailorStar9: CUT! Galactic Mercury, wrong attack!

Galactic Mercury: (looks blankly at the writer)

SailorStar9: You were supposed to use that in Chapter 3!

Galactic Mercury: (scratches head) Sorry.

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Then, Galactic Mercury comes and proves me wrong, again.

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[After the battle…]

[Whiteblaze sniffs at the new addition.]

Whiteblaze: Hello, Mercury no hime.

Ryo: O.O

Kento: O.O

Cye: O.O

Rowen: O.O

Sage: O.O

SailorStar9: CUT! WHITEBLAZE, FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU. CAN'T.TALK!

[Whiteblaze growls threateningly]

Galactic Mercury: Why can't he? Luna and Artemis talk.

SailorStar9: (angrily) Because he isn't supposed to. (Glares at Whiteblaze)

Galactic Mercury: Oh.

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And, here, again with the talking white tiger. I really need to find a replacement that DOESN"T TALK.

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Sage: Then why are you back?

Amy: Talpa isn't dead.

Talpa: (ghastly voice) Of course I'm not dead. Mwuhahaha!

SailorStar9: CUT! Which smartass messed with the computer effects?

[Daisuke tries to sneak away.]

SailorStar9: (throws the object nearest to her, which so happened to be a vase)

Daisuke @_@

Kento: One word: Ouch.

SailorStar9: Miyako, Ken, next time, keep Daisuke far, far away from the computers, got it?

[No reply from her two computer geniuses.]

[SailorStar9 blinks and checks on them, only to find the two making out in the computer room.]

[SailorStar9 growls and separates them, causing Miyako to glare at her. SailorStar9 points to the mess Daisuke created. Miyako blushes and apologises.]

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What? I'm support Kenyako. And believe me, they aren't the only couple I have to separate on the set.

At this point, I'm really starting to regret hiring Daisuke on the set.

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[Take One]

[Battle with Cale…]

Galactic Mercury: You messed with the wrong warrior, Warlord. For I'm the Forgotten Warrior, Galactic Mercury, Senshi of Ice and Mistress of Illusions.

Cale: You messed with the wrong Warlord, Frost Girl.

[Cale gets hit by a loudspeaker and splashes into the water.]

Galactic Mercury: That had to hurt.

SailorStar9: That's what he gets for improvising.

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[Take Two]

Galactic Mercury: You messed with the wrong warrior, Warlord. For I'm the Forgotten Warrior, Galactic Mercury, Senshi of Ice and Mistress of Illusions.

Cale: You messed with the wrong Warlord, Frosty.

[Cale gets hit by a `Tera Force' from WarGreymon and is blasted into the nearby building.]

Galactic Mercury: Ouch.

SailorStar9: (fumes) DO. NOT. IMPROVISE!

Cale: Yes, boss. (mutters) The pain… THE PAIN!

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What? I told them that there will be serious consequences if they (1) improvise, (2) do wisecracks and (3) do not follow the script strictly.

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[After healing Whiteblaze…]

[Amy almost collapses, Cye of Torrent catches her.]

[Amy smiles and kisses him.]

[Cye of Torrent kisses back.]

Sage of Halo: O.O

Kento of Hardrock: O.O

Rowen of Sutra: (fumes angrily)

[Several seconds pass and they are still kissing.]

Kento of Hardrock: This isn't in the script, right?

SailorStar9: (rolls eyes) Amy, Cye, stop that. We have to redo this scene.

[The couple ignores SailorStar9.]

SailorStar9: (sighs) Tell me when they're done. (Walks out)

Sage of Halo: [A few seconds later, the pair _is_ still kissing.] Sheesh, get a room already.

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You have no idea how many times I have to break these two up.

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[Chapter 1]

[Amy wakes up and notices Rowen sleeping beside her. Ruffling his hair, she slipped out of bed.]

Amy: Thank god, onii-chan has low blood pressure.

Sage: (exclaims) Rowen has low blood pressure? How come we didn't know?

Ryo, Kento and Cye: (nod and glare at the youngest Ronin.)

Rowen: (sweats under the intense glares.) Erm… sorry?

SailorStar9: (sighs) Rowen, I think saying sorry isn't going to help.

Rowen: (hangs head) I guess so.

SailorStar9: And before I forget, CUT! (Glares at the others) you do know you ruined this scene.

[The other four nod.]

SailorStar9: (glare intensifies.) Then what are you still standing here for?

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[Lady Elenaithil plays a melody on the unicorn-horned flute. She goes off-key in the middle of it.]

SailorStar9: (glares at Lady Elenaithil.)

Lady Elenaithil: I'll be back, after I rememorize the score.

Everyone else: [Roll on the floor, laughing.]

SailorStar9: Whymewhymewhymewhyme...

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The above spells the beginning of a whole lot of music mishaps.

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[Queen Sumi appears.]

Amy: Mother.

Queen Sumi (grave voice) Amy, I'm your mother.

Amy: (blink)

Indivar: (blink)

Queen Sumi: Well, a death queen has to find something to do with her time…

SailorStar9: CUT! And NO MORE STAR WARS REFERENCE!

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[Amy meets Cye.]

Amy: Curiosity killed the cat, Mouri.

Cye: (grins) This cat has a whole lot of lives left.

[Half a dozen rockets come from the sidelines and blast Cye away. Amy turns to see SailorStar9 holding a rocket launcher.]

SailorStar9: (hissing) NO. WISECRACKS. YOU. GOT. ME?

Cye: Hai, boss. [Passes out.]

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[Fight with Darien and Inners]

[After she fires her `Ice Entrapment' at the Inners, Galactic Mercury summons her two guardian beasts and they turn Darien into an immediate ice statue.]

SailorStar9: Galactic Mercury, you can't do that.

Galactic Mercury: Why?

SailorStar9: He isn't supposed to die at this point.

Galactic Mercury: (Sticks tongue at writer.) Spoilsport.

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[Chapter 2]

[Take One]

[Amy sits by a harp, while Rowen picks up viola.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Rowen, wrong instrument!

Rowen: (blushes) Oops.

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[Take Two]

[Amy sits by a harp, while Rowen picks up a string instrument. The problem is, it's a cello.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Rowen, don't you know the difference between a violin and a cello?

Rowen: (blushes) Oops.

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[Take One]

[Amy and Rowen play the duet, everyone else listening. One moment later, Rowen goes off-key.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Rowen, what the hell happened?

Rowen: Not my fault!

SailorStar9: Props director, get someone to fix that violin!

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[Take Two]

[Amy and Rowen play the duet, everyone else listening. One moment later, Rowen plays a wrong note.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Rowen, what the hell happened?

Rowen: (steps out of the music room) I'll be back, after I rememorize the score.

Everyone else: [Roll on the floor, laughing.]

SailorStar9: Whymewhymewhymewhyme...

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See what I mean?

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[Amy presses one final button on her compact computer. The screen fizzes and turns black, with `Memory Full' flashing.]

Amy: (blinks)

SailorStar9: CUT! Props director, that was the wrong compact computer!

Koushirou: (mutters) Daisuke is SO dead.

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I share the same sediments with Koushirou at this point. Right now, I'm plotting how to kill Daisuke in the slowest and most painful way.

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[Chapter 2]

[Take One]

[Cye and Amy meet in the library.]

[After the kiss.]

Cye: Why?

Amy: I… I'm tainted.

Cye: Then, let me cleanse you, snowflake.

Amy: Shin?

Cye: About time.

[Grabs her, dumps the book on the floor and deposits her on the sofa.]

[Disturbing moans and groans were heard from the otherwise silent library.]

SailorStar9: CUT!

[The couple glares at SailorStar9.]

[SailorStar9 glares back.]

SailorStar9: Keep that to the refrains of your marital bed.

[The pair blushes and Cye gets off Amy.]

SailorStar9: (sighs) Whymewhymewhymewhyme...

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[Take Twenty-two]

Cye: Why?

Amy: I… I'm tainted.

Cye: Then, let me cleanse you, snowflake.

Amy: Shin?

Cye: About time.

[Grabs her, dumps the book on the floor and deposits her on the sofa.]

[Very disturbing moans and groans were heard from the otherwise silent library.]

[A `YES, BABY, YES!' is heard from Amy.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Amy, Cye, this is a PG fic!

[More moans and a final scream come from Amy.]

SailorStar9: Whymewhymewhymewhyme...

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First time…

If you are wondering what happened in the last twenty shots, let's just say you really won't want to know. If the above take doesn't give you a clue, nothing will.

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[Chapter 3]

[Ending battle with Darien]

Sage: Whoa, ruthless.

Galactic Mercury: No really. I made his death quick enough. Don't want him to suffer too long. And hopefully this time, he stays dead.

Darien: (levitates in the air) Mwuhahaha, but I'm not dead.

SailorStar9: CUT! Darien, Tomoe-sensei wants his evil laughter back.

Darien: Touché.

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[Chapter 4]

Mia: Okay, guys, time for bed.

Everyone else: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Mia: (sweatdrops)

SailorStar9: (mutters profanities.)

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[Take One]

[Library scene]

Amy: Every night in my dreams. I see you. I feel you. That is how I know you go on. (If you are wondering, that is `My Heart Will Go On' from the film `Titanic'.)

SailorStar9: CUT! Amy, wrong song!

Amy: (blushes) Oops.

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[Take Twelve]

Amy: You think I'm an ignorant savage. And you've been so many places. I guess it must be so. (If you are wondering, that is `Colors of The Wind' from Disney's Motion Picture `Pocahontas'.)

SailorStar9: CUT! Amy, wrong song!

Amy: (blushes) Oops.

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If you are wondering what happened during the last ten shots, Amy messed up all of them by singing the wrong songs.

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[Library scene, again]

[Kissing scene between Cye and Amy.]

[Extremely disturbing moans and groans were heard from the otherwise silent library, again.]

[A scream of ecstasy was heard from Amy.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Amy! Cye! Please note that this is a PG fic!

Amy, Cye: Sorry!

SailorStar9: Damn lovers.

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Second time …

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[Chapter 5]

Badamon: My lord, may I be so bold to ask.

Talpa: What is it, Badamon?

Badamon: What is it about this Child of Frost that interests you so much?

[A dozen rockets come from the sidelines and blast Badamon away. Talpa turns to see SailorStar9 holding a rocket launcher.]

SailorStar9: DO. NOT. IMPROVISE. GOOD GUYS OR NOT.

Badamon: Owowowowowow... The pain... The PAIN!!

SailorStar9: Whymewhymewhymewhyme...

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What? I don't forgive anyone who makes wisecracks and improvises good guys or not.

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[Dreamlike state]

Amy: (moaning) Koi…

[Cye was about to break off, when Amy held him tighter, deepening the kiss.]

SailorStar9: CUT! (Glares at the two) What did I say about keeping this PG?

Amy, Cye: Sorry.

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Third time …

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[Battle with Lady Kayura]

Lady Elenaithil: Lady Kayura, stars only shine in the sky and stars that fall to Earth never shine again. I do not want to hurt the last of Ancient's clan.

SailorStar9: CUT! Lady Elenaithil, do not get ahead of yourself here.

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[Chapter 6]

[Anubis sends Ryo, Rowen, Amy and Whiteblaze into the Netherworld.]

Ryo: X_X

Rowen: =.=

Amy: (sets alarm clock and waits patiently.)

[The alarm clock goes RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! After one minute.]

SailorStar9: CUT! Amy! That wasn't in the script!

Amy: (Grins) Couldn't resist.

SailorStar9: Whymewhymewhymewhyme...

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[Battle with Daala]

Galactic Mercury: Enough playing around, Daala.

Daala: And what are you going to do about it?

[Then, Daala blinks and shivers.]

Daala: It's cold.

[Ryo nods in agreement.]

Ryo: It's damn cold.

SailorStar9: (frowns) He's right. Which smart-aleck left the door open when it's minus 69 degrees outside?

Lady Kayura: I did. (Glares at SailorStar9.) Whose smart idea is it to film this scene in the South Pole!

SailorStar9: (shrugs) Queen Beryl had her home base in the North Pole.

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[Chapter 7]

Badamon: Lord Talpa will be pleased.

Amy: Badamon.

Badamon: You're finally mine, princess.

Amy: I'm not going anywhere.

Badamon: Oh yes, you are, princess. Nether spirits, attack!

Amy: Despicable.

[Amy runs backwards, into the sight of everyone, raises her crystal and shouts "Galactic Mercury!]

SailorStar9: CUT! Amy, that wasn't in the script!

Amy: (blushes) Sorry.

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SailorStar9: Well that's all I have.

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