Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Slayers Fan Fiction / Vampire Hunter D Fan Fiction ❯ Great Farmer D ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Great Farmer D:

D had decided to retire, and become a farmer and take a brake from all the hunting and killing, slicing, and dicing of various people
and their limbs.
farming wasn't that bad, infact D had decided to farm potatoes, an excellent source of carbohydrates and other things...
Potates were actually part of the same family as the deadly nightshade, but the poison in it was so slight it might as well not even
be there. thus the reason so many
people aren't affected by any poison in the potatoe...

D: I'm a farmer....??

Anchan: Yes.. you are... now shut up and dig.. or what ever it is farmers do....

D: What does a farmer do....??

Anchan: I dunno YOU'RE the farmer...

D: No I'm not...

Anchan: Here have some beans and bird seeds plant those...

D: I thought I was planting potatoes....

Anchan: Pretend they're potatoes....

D: .......

So D was planting ... potatoes, He took his sword... sword??

Anchan: D!!! what are you doing??!!

D: Planting seeds...

Anchan: With your sword?!

D: .....Yes

Anchan: why don't you use a stick or somthing??

D: Does it look like I have a stick???

Anchan: *throws a stick at him and it hits him in the head* there's a stick!

D: What do I do with it??

Anchan: try putting holes into the ground to plant the seeds...

D: right... =_=;;;

D walked along the small trough of soil and poked his stick into the dirt and then dropped a handful of seeds in each one, then
made another hole, dropped some more seeds in, he poked another hole and his stick broke.
D held up the stick and looked at it.

D: Can I have another stick please??

Anchan: No you can't, improvise...

D leaned over and poked his finger into the soil and dropped some more seeds in before looked back at the author.

D: Now what?

Anchan; Do you have ANY idea how to garden??

D: Maybe...

Lefty: he doesn't have a clue!

D: Shut up..

Anchan: Put water on them...


D wandered off set and came back a couple of minutes later with a bucket of water and dumped it on the trough of soil and

seeds, the seeds floated to the waters surface and the soil smoked and was now mud. D looked at his

work a little dissapointed. D poured the rest of the water into the trough...

Anchan: Maybe we should try somthing else....

D: =_=;;;

Anchan: How about i send Xelloss to help you??

D: Who's Xelloss?

Anchan: You'll meet him tomorrow >D

D: Do I know him??

Anchan: Yes Dee-chan you do.

D: Should I be worried??

Anchan: I'm not giving away that much.. o_O;;