Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Story With a Curseword in the Title ❯ Starfuckers, Inc. ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Ceris Malfoy
Yeah, I can't put up the original title because I've already gotten in trouble for that. Anyway, the original title's inside. Titled after a song by NIN. Usagi's not innocent. Rei and Mamoru are together. A UsagiBakura pairing.

Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Romance / Supernatural / | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 02.26.2006 | Pages: 9 | Words: 11.0K | Visits: 838 | Status: Completed

This IS a one-shot. One of those oldies that I mentioned in my other fic -Riddles In The Dark. Yeah. That old.In fact, it's so old, that when I originally loaded it, it stillbore my old pen-name Shi Tsukino. So old, it's ancient.I had typed up most of it, and then lost the last two paragraphs and couldn't finish it to save my life. The I moved. So you can imagine just how chaotic my papers were. I lost a lot of stories during that move. But on the plus side, searching through an old box that I recently refound in the storage place were we put a lot of my stuff in, I found some of the old fics. I've been busy typing up the ones I think are worth it, and some that aren't. Some of them will never have an end and will always be WIP's, but hopefully I'll find some sort of inspiration and finish them off.
This one is kind of disjointed and weird, but I love it and I hope that you will too.
Oh, before I forget, this was writen when YuGiOh! was still in its first season.
DISCLAIMER: Nope. Don't own not'in'. So. Fuck. Off.

Starfuckers, Inc.
One-Shot Song-Fic
By: Ceris Malfoy

my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my gods pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

Rei sighed impatiently as she waited for her Mamo-chan. `Where is he!' For a moment she wandered if he was worth loosing Usagi's friendship over -even though no one believed it, she truly did love Usagi like a sister.
Besides, Mamoru had already set everything to look as if they had bumped into each other by accident.
“REI!”
`Ah, there he is…'
Rei let out an appreciative whistle at the sight of him, and she silently thanked Usagi for getting him to destroy that horrid green-blazer of his. Then -mostly because she had thought of Usagi again- her guilt quickly made itself known on her face. “Are you sure about this?”
Mamoru just stared indulgently at her -as if she was an extremely bright child who had asked an amazingly idiotic question- and chuckled. “When was the last time you had ever even heard of her going to a club like this?”
Rei blushed. After all, it was true. Usagi was the ultimate purity; the ultimate innocence. Usagi wouldn't even know a place like this even existed, let alone catch them there. So she pushed all her doubts aside and smiled brilliantly up at the man was hers, even if it was only for one might.
“Then lets go in.”
Mamoru just smiled and nodded.

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone; now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I'm playing a game
it's called insincerity

The second they had entered the throbbing dance club, every sense both physical and metaphysical -immediately screamed out at Rei to get the fuck out of there as quickly as she could. She froze. Mamoru paused and looked at her in concern, as her breathing rapidly became perilously close to hyperventilating.
“What's wrong?”
Rei tried once, twice, three times before she could properly articulate a response. “I sense her here. Usagi's here; in this club; and her mood is far from innocence.”
Mamoru just sighed and shook his head. “It doesn't matter. She won't care.”
Rei turned her head her head and stared wide-eyed at him. “Wh-what do you mean?”
“She dumped me, Rei. She told me she couldn't love me the way she used to back in the Silver Millennium. She doesn't want to be my queen.”
Rei shook her head disbelievingly. “But…but…”
Mamoru grabbed her by her shoulders and stared intently into her eyes. “She told me to choose someone else and whoever that person was she'd protect as a senshi is supposed to protect their queen. And, Rei?”
“Yes, Mamoru?” her voice came out a barely heard whisper.
He smiled gently at her. “I choose…”
Whatever Mamoru had been about to say was cut off when the manager of the club walked out onto the stage and announced one Usagi Tsukino as the starting singer for their open-house-mic-night.
Both Rei's and Mamoru's eyes bugged out and their jaws drooped when they saw just what the bunny-of-the-moon looked like.
It seemed as if she had released any claim to innocence when she had given up Mamoru. Her ankle-length golden-colored hair had been sheared till it reached mid-back. She had added black and silver streaking to her hair -and it looked so naturally done that both Rei and Mamoru knew she had it done using magic. She was wearing an extremely provocative black-vinyl outfit. The top was a well-fitted, backless, black-vinyl halter-top. The skirt was a matching black-vinyl pleated skirt that was so short, it was just a fringe across her thighs. The skirt was short enough that if she sat down and crossed her legs wrong, she'd flash the tops of her black-silk thigh-highs and studded garter-belt. Knee-high black-vinyl 5-inch stiletto-healed `fuck-me' boots completed the outfit.
It was the type of outfit that practically screamed `bondage'.
It was an outfit that anyone who had ever met Usagi would even imagine her looking at, let alone wearing.
And damn it all to Hell and back if she didn't look absolutely angelic in it. A fallen-angel maybe, but angelic none the less.

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Usagi stepped up to the mic and waited patiently for the house-band to start playing. 30 seconds into the song, she started to sing. Her voice was low and vibrant and slightly purring -a voice that spoke of forbidden pleasures experienced behind locked doors at night.
“God money I'll do anything for you
God money just tell me what you want me to
God money nail me up against the wall
God money don't want everything he wants at all
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
God money's not looking for the cure
God money's not concerned with the sick among the pure
God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised
God money's not one to choose
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a soul
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
No you can't take it
No you can't take it
No you can't take that away from me
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Head like a hole
Black as your soul
I'd rather die than give you control
Bow down before the one you serve
You're gonna get what you deserve
Bow down before the one you serve
Your gonna get what you deserve
You know who you are”
The crowd cheered and Usagi continued to sing.
“I'm drunk
and right now I'm so in love
with you
and I don't want to think too much
about what we should
or shouldn't
do
lay my hands on Heaven and the sun
and the moon and the stars
while the Devil wants to fuck me
in the back of his car
nothing quite like the
feel
of something new
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up in you
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up in you
this is the only time I really feel alive
this is the only time I reallt feel alive
I swear
I just found everything I need
the sweat in your eyes
the blood in your veins
are listening to me
well I want to wrap it up
and swim in it until I drown
my moral standing is lying
down
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up in you
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up
maybe I'm all messed up in you
this is the only time I really feel alive
this is the only time I reallt feel alive”
The crowd cheered and the house-band played on. Usagi grinned evilly and flames burst from out of nowhere -swirling all around her. The crowd roared.
“I can't shake this feeling from my head
There's a devil sleeping in my bed
Watching you from across the way
I can not make this feeling go away
I know it's not the right thing
And I know it's not the good think
But kinda I want to
I'm not sure of what I should do
When every thought I'm thinking of is you
All of my excuses turn to lies
Maybe god will cover up his eyes
I know it's not the right thing
And I know it's not the good think
But kinda I want to
Why does it have to be this way?
Why does it have to be?
Why does it have to be this way?
Kinda I want to
Maybe just for tonight
We can pretend it's alright
What's the price I pay?
I don't care what they say
I want to
I want to
I'll take my chance tonight”

I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad, you know, once you get past the taste, yeah
(ass kisser)

Usagi smirked as the crowd roared their approval.
“Thank you! You've been an…encouraging crowd-“ She broke off as the crowd's cheers grew to loud. When they subsided, she continued. “this last song goes to my koishii (lover), Bakura!”
The music started again; and this time as she sang, she danced; and the dance was pure, uncensored seduction -playing at one's senses with an almost feline grace. A young man sung back up.
blah…back up
(blah... both)
“you have come here
in pusuit of your deepest urge
in pursuit of that wish
which till now
has been silent
silent...
I have brought you
that our passions
may fuse and merge
in your mind
you've already
succumbed to me
dropped all defenses
completely succumbed to me
now you are here with me
no second thoughts
you've decided
decided...
past the point
of no return
no backward glances
the game's we've played
till now are at an end
past all thought of
'if' or 'when'
no use resisting
abandon thought
and let the dream
descend
what raging fire
shall flood the soul?
what rich desire
unlocks its door?
what sweet seduction
lies before us?
past the point
of no return
that final threshold
what warm, unspoken
secrets
will we learn?
beyond the point
of no return...?
you have brought me
to that moment
where words run dry
to that moment
where speech disappears
into silence
silence
I have come here
hardly knowing the reason why
in my mind
I've already
imagined our
bodies entwining
defenseless and silent
and now I am here with you
no second thoughts
I've decided
decided...
past the point
of no return
no going back now
our passion-play
has now, at last, begun
past all thought
of right or wrong
one final question
how longs should we two wait
before we're one?
when will the blood
begin to race?
the sleeping bud
burst into bloom?
when will the flames
at last
consume us?
past the point
of no return
the final threshold
the bridge is crossed
so stand
and watch it burn
we've passed the point
of no return...”
The crowd gave her a standing ovation as Usagi bowed and walked off the stage…

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Mamoru stared at the now vacant stage.
Rei couldn't help but feel betrayed. Usagi -the girl she considered a sister- had lied to her about everything. She turned towards Mamoru. “Did you know?” she demanded.
Mamoru just shook his head. “I had no clue…she never hinted that she…my God….'
Rei sighed and shook her head. `I wonder if she really meant what she said to Mamoru?'

all our pain
you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don't you

…where she was promptly pulled into a warm embrace. Recognizing the lean figure of her koishii, she snuggled deeper into the embrace. `Mmm…he smells like…vanilla and blood.'
She briefly wandered if this gentle embrace was because it was just Bakura being in love or just Ryou -she never could tell the difference between the two….at least, not until one or the other spoke to her…or kissed her. “Bakura?” she asked.
The only answer she received was a strong but gentle hand that tilted her head up and a mouth that kissed her passionately.
`Yep. It's `Kura-koi,' was her only thought as she responded eagerly to his kiss; locking her arms around his neck and pressing her body into his so that she was as close to him as was humanly possible.
They kissed as if the world would end and they would die if stopped.
When the need for air grew too much, they both parted. Usagi rested her head against Bakura's shoulder and sighed dreamily; perfectly content.

don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
DON'T YOU?

Three Years Later

Bakura paced back and forth in the waiting room. With every scream that tore through the hospital, his pace increased. The senshi and their King, Queen, and Prince(1) watched Bakura, amused. Yami, Yugi, Malik, Marik, Ryou, Seto, and Jou were all watching Bakura wearily -whenever Usagi was in pain, someone paid dearly for it.
A furious howl ran through the entire hospital. “BAKURA! I'M SOGOING TO CASTRATEBOTH YOU ANDRYOU WHEN THIS IS OVER!”
Ryou went deadly pale. Other than the fact that his pace quickened and his eye twitched; Bakura gave no sign that he had heard the threat.
20 minutes later a doctor stepped into the waiting room. “Which one of you is Mrs. Bakura's husband?”
Bakura and Ryou looked at each other. `I am.” Bakura finally said.

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When He entered the room that Usagi had been moved to, he found her gazing lovingly at two bundles held gently in her arms. One was pink and the other was blue. Usagi glanced up and smiled.
She was glowing -literally.
“Come here,” she whispered gently.
He came, staring at the precious bundles held in her radiant arms.
He opened his mouth to say something, but what he intended to say was not what came out of his mouth. What he had meant to say was, “I love you,” or “Are you alright?”…something of that ilk. What came out was, “What did you name them?”
She laughed softly. “The boy is Ryuujin Kage Bakura, Prince of the Moon,and the girl is Meian Kijo Bakura, Crown Princess ofthe Moon.(2)
He picked up the girl. She was glowing softly in those disgustingly pink towels that she was wrapped in. The girl's violet eyes opened and peered out at him. On the girl's forehead a silver up-turned crescent moon shimmered delicately. He smiled. “Hello…Meian.” He paused. “I'm your Daddy.” The girl giggled and waved her arms in a flurry of excited movements. Then she yawned. Bakura smiled gently and returned her to her mother's welcoming embrace.
Then he picked up the boy. And studied him.
The boy opened his crimson-violet eyes and glared evilly at Bakura for removing his from his mother's side. On his forehead an inverted silver crescent moon blazed fiercely. Bakura chuckled. Definitely his son. He smiled fondly and returned the boy to his mother.
The furiously glowing sigil returned to it's normal soft glimmer.
Bakura glanced at his wife -Ryou had nearly had a heart attack when Ryou had proposed for them- and smiled as he saw that she had fallen back asleep.
The door opened and in stepped Yami.
Bakura glared at the Pharoah.
"Relax, Tomb-Robber. I've got the things that you've 'requested'." His tone was sarcastic as he held up three boxes.
Bakura's eyes shown with a flames that caused Yami to take a step back. Bakura snatched the boxes and muttered a barely audible 'thatnk you'.
Yami snorted and left.
Bakura opened the boxes and smiled. Gently he lifted his wife's head and placed a golden circlet on it -etched with Celtic knots and crescent moons and a central design of a wadjet eye. For his daughter, he slipped a necklace over her head -the chain was very fine and extremely strong. It had a tiny pendent of a dragon cradling a full-moon with a wadjet eye in it. And for his son, he slid on a golden armlet -one that would never come off and would grow with him. The whole thing was a dragon holding a half-moon with the tips of its wings with the wadjet eye etched in the body.
Bakura smiled triumphantly as each item glowed furiously and a wadjet eye (glowing a brilliant white) appeared behind their other sigils.
The three were now the keepers of the three newest (and only) additions to the Sennen items: the Sennen Necklace, the Sennen Crown, and the Sennen Armlet. (3)
Still smiling, Bakura left to go tell his hikari that he was a father to two beautiful children. (4)

now I belong
I'm one of the
chosen ones

Like I said, very old. I originally wrote this during the first season of YuGiOh! I still like the story, and soI wanted to post it. I hope you enjoyed it! Read and review people, the name of the game is read and review.
Ja,
Ceris Malfoy
NOTES:
1. I feel like I should clear this up. Usagi gave up her right to be the Neo-Queen of Crystal Tokyo. She can NOT give up being the Tsuki-no-hime or her future of being Queen of the Moon. She is not Terran Royalty, so has no claim to that throne.
2. Her bloodline determines that if she bears a son before the daughter, than the daughter is still the first in line to the throne. The Lunarians were Matriarcal.
3. You should know the other items, but for those who don't watch YuGiOh! and have no clue what i'm talking about, the other items are: the Sennen Tauk (Isis/Ishizu), the Sennen Ring (Ryou/Y.Bakura), the Sennen Puzzle (Yugi/Yami), the Sennen Rod (Malil/Marik), the Sennen Scales (Shaadi), the Sennen Eye (Pegasus), and the Sennen Key (Shaadi). The others -the Necklace, Armlet, and Crown were made because Bakura blackmailed the Pharoah into making them.
4. Bakura anf Ryou shared a body up until the third month of Usagi's pregnancy. Then one of the people (not sure who) discovered how to seperate the Yamis and the Hikaris. So Ryou was sepperated from Bakura. Technically the two of them are Usagi's husband and the fathers of her children. Hope that clears this up a bit.