Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ A Night at the Video Store ❯ One-Shot

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

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Eighteen-year old Ichishiro Kaz leaned lazily against the counter of the video store where he worked. He hated the drugery of working in a video store... especialy one as second rate as this.
He looked up just in time to see his co-worker, Kurazu Smith, chasing a guy out of the adult section. The man almost knocked over a display trying to run out the door while he was zipping up.
"Cleanup on isle five." Smith deadpanned.
"Oh man, not another one." Kaz dismayed. "What is it, a phase of the moon or something?"
"Your turn dude."
"I got the last one, it's your turn!"
Smith raised his fist up over his head, and Kaz an adrenaline sparked readiness in his eye, did the same. Both men lashed out simultaniously, and Kaz fell in defeat, his rock having been beaten by Smith's paper.
The video clerk raised his arms in the air and quietly did a victory dance while his co-worker went to look for a sponge and rubber gloves. It was at that moment that two young girls wearing high-school uniforms walked in.
"Don't you think that you're overreacting just a little bit?" Mizuno Ami, the girl secretly known as Sailor Mercury, asked.
"No way!" The second girl, Aino Minako, secretly known as Sailor Venus, and once as Sailor V, replied, taking a somewhat indignant tone. "Doesn't it bother you at all what they can do with our names because we have secret identities and can't sue?"
"It happens all the time, Minako." Ami responded. "I admit I'm not comfortable with people using our images to make money, but... I... I actually feel a little bit flattered when I see a Sailor Mercury doll for sale somewhere." Ami blushed slightly.
"Oh really?" Minako grabbed Ami by the arm and took her to the counter. "Excuse me, what videos do you have featuring Sailor V?" Minako asked, putting a slightly deeper than usual voice.
With all the hesitation of a programmed computer, the clerk replied. "Sailor V Meets the Tentacle Beast, Sailor V Meets the Tentacle Monster, Sailor V Meets the Tentacle Demon, Sailor V Meets the Tentacle of Love, Sailor V and the Pit of Tentacles, Sailor V and the Sorcerer's Stones, Sailor V vs the Orgy of Darkness, Sailor V vs The Tentacle With No Name, Sailor V vs The Nameless Tentacle, Sailor V in A Sticky Situation, Sailor V in Rubber, Sailor V in Leather, Sailor V in Ropes, Sailor V in Bondage, Sailor V in Hot Oil, Sailor V vs The Bukake Guild, Sailor V vs The Hentai Guild, Sailor V and the Seven Ballz, Sailor V in Bubblebutt Crisis, Sailor V Meets Her "Biggest" Fan, Sailor V Does Tokyo, Sailor V Does Japan, Sailor V Does the World, and Sailor V Gets a Facefull 27." The entire time Smith hadn't looked up once, or else he might have seen the look on Ami's face, which was not unlike the thousand yard stare seen on the faces of those who survived the bombing of Hiroshima.
"Oh yeah, and with rental of any six of those titles, you get a five-hundred yen mail in rebate off the purchase of the new Sailor Mercury blow-up doll."
Ami ran out of the store in tears, Minako followed, flashing an evil grin at her unwitting accomplice behind the counter.