Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Abby and Karen's Weird Adventure ❯ The Begining ( Chapter 1 )

"On a beautiful, lush, fertile planet in--"

"Lame!!!!!!! Start over!"

"Fine!!!! In a distent galaxy, on dark dangerous planet, there lived a troll who--"

"Boring!!!!!!"

"You think you can write it better?!"

"Of course I can!!!!"

"Than you write it!!!!"

"Fine!!" I grabbed the notebook from my evil stepsister Karen and took out my favorite pen. I talked as I wrote.

"First we'll start with the introduction about our brave hero and how he came to be the hero in the story. We can make the intro be about his past and--"

"Fine! We get it, all right! Can we start writing it now?"

"Well, you couldn't do any better!!!"

Just then my mother entered the room "If you are fighting about who's writing what or who writes lamer stuff, than how about both of you try writting something teogether." and with those words said, she left the room.

Karen and I sat and thought about what to write about for a few moments.

Karen broke the silence with "What should we write about? Maybe a fanfic? How about an autobiography?"

"An autobiography on ourselves, we don't do anything of intreast anyway, why the heck would we want to do a autobiography on ourselves? No one would read it anyway!!! Who would want to?"

"Well your not coming up with anything"

"Well maybe I am!"

"Than speak up!"

"Don't tell me what to do!!!"

Karen stopped for moment, then she said "Abby, lets write about our favorite tv shows!" I stared at my stepsister.

"We have favorite tv shows in common with eachother? When did this happen?!!"

"About a month ago when we decided to get along, remember?"

"We decided to get along? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!!"

"Abby, your so slow."

"Wait a minutute! Your favorite tv show is "Rocky and Bullwinkle!" That's totally awesome! Why didn't you tell me? I have fifty thousand tapes with "Rocky and Bullwinkle" cartoons!"

"Abby, you moron! Our favorite anime shows! Like SailorMoon, Dragonball Z, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho! You really are stupid!"

"Bite Me!!!"

"Shut up! We have more importent things to do! Which show should we write a fanfic about?!"

"Pinky and the Brain!!!"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Karen hit me over the head with a heavy hardcover book.

"So no pinky and the Brain?" I asked with a disappointed voice and puppydog eyes.

"No! No Pinky and the Brain! They don't exist! They never did! There's no such thing as Pinky and the Brain!!"

"Anime isn't real either."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" she picked up the book again and started hitting me over the head with it. "Moron! Idiot! Dummy! Butthead! I HATE YOU!!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!"

"I think I have a flat spot on head where you hit me."

"Not flat enough!!!" and she started hitting me again.

(Later after dinner back in my room)

I had been using the little brain cells I had left after being hit so many times trying to come up with which anime show I liked best that my stepsister and could write about, so far I hadn't come up with anything.

Karen came in and picked up her notebook and pencil, then she came over and jumped next to me on my bed. Before we started writing I moved any and all hard and softcover books away from my bed, I heard Karen snickering behind me. Then we started disscusing which anime show we wanted to write about.

"I like SailorMoon"

"Abby, you've been writing SailorMoon fanfics forever. What about all the other anime shows? Can't you, for once, pick any other show to write about?!?"

"I'm best at SailorMoon!"

"I'm sick of SailorMoon!"

I stuck out my lower lip and started to beg, "Pleeeeeeeease!" Karen sighed, "One more FanFic, but that's it! Never again! You Hear Me!"

"Yes!!"

"Okay! Lets start writing!" Karen opened her notebook and started writing

A SAILORMOON FANFIC

BY KAREN AND ABBY

"Hey! Why do you get to write?"

"Because I have better handwriting! You can't even read your handwriting!"

"Fine! Then Write!"

"Fine!"

Karen spoke as she wrote.

"One day--"

"In August!"

"Serena was--"

"Running!'

"Walking down the street."

"Suddenly she was thrown into another dimension!"

"Serena found herself in some sort of ally, as she went to leave--"

"A giant--"

"Witch! Jumped out of nowhere. She introduced herself as the bad gu--"

"Girl! Bad Girl!"

"She introduced herself as the bad GIRL! By attacking Serena, but before she could the other SailorScouts showed up and saved Serena!"

"But--"

"Our story continues with the five of them wandering the streets!"

"There are more than five SailorScouts!"

"Hey, I'm just a character in this fanfic! Back off!"

"Did you say this is just a fanfic !?!"

"Yeah! Are you DEAF!!!??"

"You're crazy!"

Karen looked up at the ceiling and screamed "Why Me! Can't I Just Vanish Out Of This FanFic!" Suddenly there was a lightening strike, and Karen was gone.