Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Archives of Insanity ❯ Intro ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Advena: Hello and welcome to Archives of Insanity. I'm your host-

Risu: Advena!

Advena: Hey! You stole my line... wait a minute…. What are you doing here?

Risu: I'm co-host.

Advena: Co-host? When did this happen?

Risu: About 32,400 seconds ago.

Advena: What?!

Risu: About 3 months ago.

Advena: 3 months. You've been a co-host for 3 months.

Risu: Uh… yaaah…

Advena: Why am I always the last person to find these things out?

(Advena goes into her own world and begins to plan revenge against the producer.)

Risu: Advena? (waves hand in front of Advena's face ) hellooo? (grins evilly and moves closer to Advena ) ADVENA!!!!

Advena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

(heart monitor appears out of nowhere. *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*)

Risu: (poke, poke) I think she's dead….. In that case….. I'm the new host! WOO-HOO!

Sapphire: She's not dead.

Risu: How do you know?

Sapphire: It's in the script.

Risu & Advena: We have a script?!

Sapphire: Yaaaah…..

Risu: Hmmm……. An interesting development……. When did you get up?

Advena: Just in time to hear Sapphire come in…… oh no.

Sapphire: What?

Advena: I just remembered…..I …..uh……might of thrown my script away….

Risu: What?! Why'd you do that?

Advena: I thought it was junk mail…..

Risu: Now that I think about it I might've thrown it away to….

Kioko: Thrown what away?

Risu: The script.

Kioko: We have a script?

Sapphire: (shakes head) You people are hopeless.

(Risu thwacks Sapphire with a mallet sending him threw a wall)

Risu: I resemble… I mean resent! That remark.

Sapphire: (twitch, twitch)

Kioko: Where did she get the mallet?

Risu: I got it fro-

Kioko: On second thought. I don't want to know. By the way. Don't you think you should introduce us?

Advena: Oh. Right. Sapphire is…uh…

Sapphire: Script writer.

Advena: Right. Script writer and Kioko's the security guard.

Risu: Wait a minute.You're the script writer Sapphire?

Sapphire: She can be taught!

Risu: (glares angrily)

Sapphire: eep!

Kioko: Crap!

Advena: What?

Kioko: I was trying to hard boil an egg in the microwave and…..it…..heheheh….blew up.

Risu: …..

Sapphire: …..

Advena: …..

(After a few minutes of exaggerated silence everyone, except Kioko, burst into laughter)

Kioko: What's so funny?

Sapphire: (breathlessly) You cooked…an egg…in…the microwave…with… the shell on!

Kioko: That is kinda funny…

Risu: It's not funny it's hilarious! HI-LAR-I-OUS!

Kioko: Ok! I get the point already!

Sapphire: I still can't believe you….who could be so dense?

Risu: Security guards.

Kioko: (glare)

Risu & Sapphire: eep!

(Kioko charges at Risu and Sapphire with murderous intent)

Risu & Sapphire: Help me! HEEEEEELP!

Kioko: AAARGH! GET BACK HERE!

(Risu and Sapphire run through the hole in the wall made by Sapphire earlier, followed by Kioko, who takes out half the wall in the process of chasing them down.)

Advena: There's a door you know…….. I guess I should end this…

(turns around)

Advena: Well, that's today's show. Tune in next time for the first tale! Good Night!

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FYI: This is being posted on both fanfiction.net and Mediaminer (just telling you just in case of confusion over the names of people, like reviewers, that may appear in the future)

Hello! What do you think? If I get enough reviews, I will write more! If you have any stories you would like to hear please tell me! I'd be glad to hear any of your suggestions! Anywho. I don't own any of the anime featured here. I do, however, own the following characters:

Advena (mua)

Risu (co-host)

Kioko (security guard)

Remember that this is just the introduction. The only purpose is to introduce to you the characters and, hopefully, explain a little bit about whatever this happens to be. - You don't know - Shut up Koteni! ……Ahem. If you want to hear any stories, YOU'D BETTER SEND IN REVIEWS!

Side Note: This in not mind control - Whatever you say buddy - (chooses to ignore comment) Just a pleasant way of saying that, You will send in reviews! I shan't be denied! Mua ha HA ha ha ha ha ha!